Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e11 Episode Script

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- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
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INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
WHAT'S THA
YOU'RE READING, PENNY?
I'M DOING THE RESEARCH
FOR MY REPORT ON
THE HISTORY OF COMPUTERS.
IT SAYS HERE THAT MOST OF
THE GADGETS THE DOCTOR PU
IN YOUR BODY HAVE
NOW BEEN SURPASSED.
HUMPH, IT'S TIME FOR
YOUR BATH, PENNY.
YES, UNCLE GADGET.
I'll FINISH MY REPORT ON
THE HISTORY OF COMPUTERS
AFTER MY BATH, UNCLE.
ALL RIGHT, PENNY.
WATCH OUT FOR THE
PHONE BOOTH, UNCLE GADGET!
DON'T WORRY, PENNY I'VE
GOTTEN ALL THE KINKS OUT.
WOWW! AAAHH!
CHIEF?
WHERE ARE YOU?
OVER HERE, GADGET.
AAAHH!
WOWSERS!
GADGET.
GO GO GADGET HAND.
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CHIEF
HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE,
THE GAS COMPANY
GOES ANYWHERE, GADGET.
NOW, READ YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
GHOSTS APPEARING IN THE
HOMES OF METRO CITY'S MOS
DISTINGUISHED FAMILIES.
DISCOVER THE CAUSE OF THESE
GHOSTS AND GET RID OF THEM.
SUSPECT A MAD PLOT.
CAUTION: THIS NOTE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS GHOSTS.
I'll GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
OH. NO
HUFF! HUFF! HUFF!
(SIGHS)
UNCLE GADGET THERE'S
NO HOT WATER!
THE GHOST GLOBULES
ARE WORKING SPLENDIDLY,
DR. CLAW
OOO OOH!
PEOPLE WILL PAY ANYTHING
TO GET RID OF MY GHOSTS.
MEEEOW!
ALL I HAVE TO W IS SPRAY THEM
WITH RANCID COOKING OIL AND
THEY DISAPPEAR.
I'll TEACH YOU TO
TOY WITH DR. SPECTRUM!
STOP!
(GHOSTLY LAUGH) STOP I SAY
(LAUGH)
(WHIMPERING)
(GHOSTLY CRIES)
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
GOOD.
EXCELLENT WORK, SPECTRUM.
I'M OVERWHELMED, DR. CLAW.
I COULDN'T BE MORE PLEASED
UNLESS GADGET DISAPPEARED
FOREVER.
(LAUGHS)
(HOWLS LIKE GHOST)
CALL ME, DAY OR NIGHT.
WE'LL RID YOUR HOME
OF ANY SPIRITS
THAT ARE BOTHERING YOU.
(SCARED WHIMPERS)
DON'T WORRY, BRAIN.
IT 'S JUST SUPERSTITION.
I'M ON A CASE, PENNY.
FINISH YOUR REPOR
AND THEN GO TO BED.
Ok, UNCLE GADGET.
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
DON'T BE SILLY, BRAIN.
THERE'S REALLY NO
SUCH THING AS GHOSTS.
I HAVE TO FINISH
THAT REPORT, BRAIN,
BUT CALL ME IF
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
HUH?!?
IT'S GOING TO BE A NICE PARTY.
SURE IS I LOVE
COSTUME PARTIES.
WOWSERS!
THAT MUST BE SOME OF THE GHOSTS
THE CHIEF WAS TALKING ABOUT!
WHICH WAY DID THOSE GHOSTS GO?
ALL THE GUESTS ARE UPSTAIRS
IN THE BALLROOM, SIR.
THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, MY GOOD MAN.
WHAT A CREATIVE COSTUME
INSPECTOR GADGET A
YOUR SERVICE MADAM.
I'M HERE TO INVESTIGATE
THE GHOSTS.
DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS
I'M AFRAID OF GHOSTS!
NONSENSE, MY GOOD WOMAN.
THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS GHOSTS!
GADGET!
HE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
(YOWLS)
(SIZZLE)
(YOWLS)
(SIGH)
GADGET IS IN THE MANSION!
ONE LONE POLICE INSPECTOR
SHOULD BE NO MATCH FOR MY
SPECIALLY TRAINED AGENTS!
SEE THAT THEY
TAKE CARE OF HIM.
ELIMINATE GADGE
BEFORE THE GHOSTS ARRIVE.
IT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING SIMPLER.
THAT'S NOTHING.
I'll POISON HIS CANAPES!
PLEASE BOSS,
LET ME BLOW HIM UP WITH MY
EXPLODING CHAMPAGNE CORK!
I'll DANCE THE TANGO
OF DEATH WITH HIM.
NOT THE TANGO OF
DEATH I CAN'T WATCH!
ENOUGH! DO IT ALL!
ULP!
EXCUSE ME SIR, UH, MADAM,
UH, HAVE YOU SEEN ANY GHOSTS?
ROW ROW ROW
THE TANGO?
ALL RIGHT, BRAIN.
I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR A CANAPE, SIR?
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY
GHOSTS AROUND HERE?
OH NO, SIR.
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
I SEE.
WHAT ARE THESE RED THINGS?
CAVIAR SIR.
HEY, YOU!
ARE THERE ANY MORE?
PERHAPS THE RUMAKI, SIR.
COME ON LITTLE BALLERINA,
WAIT FOR YOUR TURN!
WHAT'S THAT ONE?
BEEF TARTARE.
WHAT?
IT' S RAW BEEF.
RAW BEEF?
I CAN FIX THAT.
OOH!
WHOAAA!
DON'T EVEN THINK IT.
DON 'T SAY A WORD.
PARDON ME, SIR.
COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOSTESS.
WHAT IS IT?
HUM, LET ME GUESS..
WAAAH!
NO, NO SIR.
IT'S FINE CHAMPAGNE.
IT MIGHT BRUISE.
GO, GO GADGET 'BRELLA.
HEY WAIT!
UGH!
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO
HAVE THE CORK, SIR.
THIS IS A VERY
SPECIAL CORK INDEED..
THANK YOU, COMMANDER
OH, IT HAS A NICE TICKING..
SORRY, BUT I CANNO
ACCEPT ANY GIFT.
I'M ON ASSIGNMENT, YOU KNOW.
PLEASE, SIR. JUST TAKE A LOOK
NO, NO. I REALLY CAN'T.
AAAH!
RUH RAH!
AGHA!
YIII!
(MOAN)
WOWZERZ!
I ADORE A MAN IN
A GOOD COSTUME!
(GIGGLE)
THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG.
WOULD THE INSPECTOR DO ME
THE HONOR OF THIS ONE DANCE?
WITH PLEASURE. SENORITA.
BUT JUST ONE DANCE. I'M
ON ASSIGNMENT, YOU KNOW.
DON'T WORRY, INSPECTOR.
ONE LAST TANGO IS ALL I'll NEED.
GASP!
ROW RANGO!
NO, STOP.
WHIMPERING
I'M SORRY, MADAM, BUT THIS
LADY ASKED ME FIRST.
WHOA..
GO, GO GADGET COAT!
WOWSERS!
GO, GO, GADGET UMBRELLA!
GO, GO GADGET COPTER!
WHEW!
MY DANCE DID HIM IN THE
TANGO OF DEATH TRIUMPHS AGAIN!
I ALMOST HAD HIM WITH MY
CHAMPAGNE CORK!
YOUR HEAD IS FULL OF CORK!
WHY YOU!
ENOUGH IT'S TIME TO
SEND IN THE GHOSTS.
GET INTO YOUR COSTUMES!
I WONDER WHAT THE
VAN IS WING HERE?
"BOOOO"
TO WORK, MY LOVELIES!
(GHOSTLY LAUGHS)
SO THAT'S WHERE THE
GHOSTS ARE COMING FROM.
(SCARY HOWL)
(SCREAMING)
(SCARY HOWL)
(SCREAMING)
(SCARY HOWL)
(SCREAMING)
ROW ROW ROW
(WHISPERING)
DON'T WORRY, BRAIN.
THE GHOSTS ARE FAKES
AND I ' M RIGHT OUTSIDE.
REMEMBER FOLKS.
IF YOU'RE TROUBLED BY
UNWANTED GHOSTS AND SPRITS,
JUST CALL THE GHOS
CATCHERS, 500-GHOST.
BOOOOO!
JEEVES, CALL THEM RIGHT AWAY!
WHAT WAS THA
NUMBER AGAIN, MADAM?
500-GHOS
GHOST CATCHERS.
GHOSTS? HOW DREADFUL!
YES, I 'LL SEND MY
GHOST CATCHERS RIGHT AWAY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I T WILL
COST YOU A LITTLE FORTUNE,
HE HE HE!
IT'S SHOW TIME.
MAKE DR. CLAW PROWD.
YIPPEEI!
LET'S GO!
DR. CLAW. SO THIS
IS A MAD PLOT.
I THOUGHT SO!
BUT HOW WES HE
CONTROL THE GHOSTS?
THEY'RE CONTROLLED BY THE
ANTENNA ON TOP OF OF THE VAN.
DON'T BE ALARMED. I HAVE
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
(OOH OOH) AAAARH!
HUH?
(MUMBLING & LAUGHING)
GO, GO GADGET HANDCUFFS!
WOWSERS! SLIPPERY
FELLA, AREN'T YOU?
(NEENER, NEENER. NEENER)
STOP
AHHHHH!
(GHOSTLY EXIT LAUGH)
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
GO, GO GADGET SKATES!
(MANIC LAUGHING)
HERE WE COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
STOP!
SORRY GUYS, BUT IT'S MY
JOB TO CATCH THE GHOSTS.
SO MUCH FOR THE
TANGO OF DEATH.
I'll SHOW YOU WHO'S TOUGH
I'll SHOW YOU WHO'S TOUGH
UH OH!
WHOA! WAAA!!
THAT'S NOT OUR GHOS
DON'T BE A TWIT. THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TWIT?
YOU NEED A PROFESSIONAL
FOR THIS JOB
GO, GO GADGET GAS MASK.
I'M READY. LET'S
CATCH SOME GHOSTS.
INSPECTOR GADGET IS ON DUTY
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR!
HERE! TAKE MY MONEY
TAKE MY JEWELS!
HERE'S ALL MY CASH!
TAKE ANYTHING YOU
WANT FROM MY WALLET!
NO, NO, I SAID NO GIFTS.
BRAIN!
THERE AREN'T ANY
GHOSTS, BRAIN.
THESE ARE SOME
SORT OF CHEMICALS.
IT'S ALL A MAD SCHEME.
ROW?
BRAIN, TELL CHIEF QUIMBY TO
GET OVER HERE RIGHT AWAY!
I'll TAKE CARE OF THE GHOSTS.
LET'S SEE.
IF IT 'S A RADIO WAVE,
I COULD SCRAMBLE I
WITH COORDINATES G-7 AND J-5.
(SCARY ROAR)
(LAUGHTER)
WHOA!
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
STOP!
NO, NO, GET BACK!
RUINED MY PLANS AGAIN, GADGET,
BUT NEXT TIME, YOU WON'
HAVE A GHOST OF A CHANCE
YOU CAN COME OUT NOW
THE GHOSTS ARE GONE
THIS IS THE ACTUAL GHOST.
WAAAAA!
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DO IT, GADGET.
THE GHOSTS ARE GONE AND YOU'VE
CAPTURED THE MAD AGENTS.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS GHOSTS, CHIEF
BUT SOME PEOPLE
THINK THERE ARE.
WE'D BETTER BRING YOUR BIKE
HOME IN THE GADGETMOBILE,
PENNY. I T ' S TOO DARK
FOR YOU TO RIDE IT HOME.
THAT'S RIGHT, UNCLE GADGET.
IT'S DANGEROUS
RIDING A BIKE AT NIGHT.
IT'S HARD FOR CARS TO SEE YOU.
IF YOU HAVE TO RIDE AT NIGHT,
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR WHITE.
WEARING SOMETHING WHITE MAKES
YOU MORE VISIBLE TO MOTORISTS.
IT ALSO HELPS TO WEAR A
REFLECTIVE JACKET AND PU
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