Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e12 Episode Script

Bad Dreams Are Made of This

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
ONE SMALL STEP FOR MANKIND
THERE, THERE, GOOD SQUIRREL.
(LAUGHS)
WELL, AS YOU HAVE SEEN,
DR. CLAW, MY NEW PHONE
TRANSMITTER WORKS PERFECTLY.
WITHIN A FEW DAYS YOU'LL HAVE
ALL METRO CITY'S VALUABLES.
WELL, MR. SPECTRUM.
DR. SPECTRUM.
DON'T TALK BACK!
YOU'RE LUCKY.
I LIKE YOUR NEW PHONE
DEVICE, SPECTRUM.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
AS YOU WISH, DR. CLAW.
(SNORING)
(SIGHS)
GO, GO SPEEDY EYES.
SO THAT'S LOGIC!
(RINGING)
WOWSERS!
THAT'S THE
SECRET GADGET PHONE!
YES, CHIEF!
PLAN 3B?
RIGHT AWAY!
GO, GO SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
GO, GO GADGET JACKHAMMER!
HI CHIEF!
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
READ THIS.
MANSIONS IN METRO
CITY BEING BURGLARIZED.
UNKNOWN METHOD USED,
SUSPECT MAD INVOLVEMENT.
INVESTIGATE AND
STOP BURGLARIES.
CAUTION.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELFDESTRUCT.
THAT'S AMAZING, CHIEF!
IT WOULD BE HARD TO
STEAL ANYTHING AS LARGE AS A
MANSION.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY!
(SIGHS)
EEEEEK!
GADGET!
I HAD NO IDEA THE
CHIEF WAS SO PATRIOTIC!
HI UNCLE GADGET!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M ON ASSIGNMENT, PENNY!
I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO'S
STEALING THOSE MANSIONS.
I THINK THE CHIEF MEANT THA
SOMEONE IS STEALING THINGS
FROM THE
MANSIONS, UNCLE GADGET.
NO, NO, PENNY.
THE CHIEF SAID MANSIONS
WERE BEING BURGLARIZED.
YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HTM, BRAIN.
I THINK HE NEEDS HELP!
COME ON! BRAIN!
UNCLE GADGET MAY
BE IN DANGER!
HMMMMM
I CAN'T SEE
GO, GO GADGET NECK.
WOWSERS!
THAT MUST BE ONE OF
THE STOLEN MANSIONS!
GO, GO GADGET MOBILE!
GO, GO GADGET CLAW!
(GROWLS)
WOWSERS!
(GROWL)
EXCUSE ME, MY GOOD MAN!
IS THAT A MANSION YOU HAVE
THERE ON YOUR TRUCK?
IF THAT'S A MANSION, I MUS
INSIST UPON ARRESTING YOU!
THERE'S BEEN ENTIRELY TOO MUCH
MANSION STEALING GOING ON!
OH NO!
I'M A POLICE
INSPECTOR, YOU KNOW,
AND IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE NO
MORE MANSIONS
NOW THAT I THINK OF IT,
THAT PROBABLY WASN'T A MANSION.
PHEW!
GADGET:
GO, GO GADGET VAN!
EEEEEEE!
WHAA!!
HOW IS IT GOING?
I'M READY BOSS.
BEAM ME UP.
DO YOU HAVE ANY
QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU GO?
WHAT IF SOMEONE
HANGS UP THE PHDNE?
DON'T WORRY, THIS "RED
BUTTON" IS A "RETURN BUTTON".
EVERYTHING THAT IS TRANSPORTED
ONE WAY CAN COME BACK ON THIS
SIDE AT ANY TIME.
GOOD TO KNOW.
SPLENDID!
THE SQUIRREL HAS KNOCKED
THE PHONE OFF THE HOOK.
AH!
A MANSION!
(HUMMING)
UH EXCUSE ME.
HUH!
INSECT!
YOUNG LADY, I'M A
POLICE INSPECTOR!
YOU'RE A PERVERT!
OBVIOUSLY, THAT WOMAN HAS NO
RESPECT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT.
NEXT TIME I'll PULVERIZE YA!!
PENNY:
BRAIN, COME IN BRAIN!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HANG IN THERE, BRAIN.
I'll TRY TO
FINISH THIS HOMEWORK.
WOWSERS!
A BRAND NEW PHONE BOOK!
THIS MAY BE JUST THE
CLUE I WAS LOOKING FOR.
PHONE BOOKS ARE VALUABLE.
NO ONE WOULD JUS
THROW ONE AWAY.
UNLESS
(MOAN)
IF I FIND OUT THIS IS
YODR PHONE BOOK YOU'LL BE IN A
GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE!
YOU AGAIN!!
BRRRR!
I'll GO TO THE PHONE COMPANY
AND SEE WHO BOUGHT THIS BOOK!
HUH?
(LAUGHS)
HUH?
HELLO, POLICE?
I'V E BEEN ROBBED!!
CURSES!
IT'S GADGET!
GADGET IS ENTERING THE!
OH NO!
HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
ALL MY EQUIPMENT IS HERE!
THIS PLACE I S A
HOTBED OF CLUES!
GET RID OF HIM!
AH..WHAT A NICE RUBBER TREE!
WOOPS!
(WHISTLES)
HELLO THERE!
CAN ANYONE HERE HELP ME?
WHY YES, INDEED!
I CERTAINLY CAN
OH, IS THAT ONE OF
THOSE THINGS FOR
CHANGING CHANNELS?
I LOVE THESE.
NOW ABOUT THIS
WOOPS!
R-ULP!
EXCUSE ME.
I JUST NEED SOME INFORMATION
ABOUT THIS PHONE BOOK!
IF YOU COULD JUST STOP
FOR A MINUTE AND
WHOA!
THAT LINEMAN STOLE
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL!
GO, GO GADGET ARMS!
HE MUST HAVE BEEN A MAD AGENT!
GO, GO GADGET SKATES!
YOU!
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
I WILL GET HIM!
I WILL!!!
STOP!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!
(LAUGHS)
ROW! (OH NO)
I DID IT!
I GOT GADGET!
(PANTING)
(CRIES)
"AND IN THE LOCAL NEWS,
THE OWNER OF THE MANSION A
1918 ESTATE DRIVE HAS BEEN
TAKEN TO THE METRO
HOSPITAL FOR OBSERVATION
(SCREAMING) BUT THE
BURGLAR JUST VANISHED!
HE MADE EVERYTHING VANISH
AND HE VANISHED TOO!
HE WENT INTO THE TELEPHONE!
HOW STRANGE
PLEASE!
BELIEVE ME!!
THAT WAS THE OBVIOUSLY
DISTRAUGHT OWNER OF THE
MANSION.
AUTHORITIES ARE INVESTIGATING.
COME IN, BRAIN!
(WHIMPERS)
WHAT'S WRONG BRAIN, DID
SOMETHING HAPPEN
TO UNCLE
GADGET?
(BARKS)
SO THE OWNER OF THE
MANSION WAS TELLING THE TRUTH:
MAD UTILIZES THE
PHONE FOR HIS EVIL WORK,
I'll BE RIGHT THERE BRAIN!!
MEET ME AT THE PHONE COMPANY!
(SOBS)
(SOBS)
WOWSERS!
EXCUSE ME, MADAM, BU
IS THIS YOUR PHONE BOOK?
(SCREAM)
COME ON BRAIN.
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHA
HAPPENED TO UNCLE GADGET.
(BARKS)
(WHIMPERS)
THEY MUST BE TRAVELING
THROUGH THE PHONE CIRCUITS!
I WONDER IF THIS NUMBER HAS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH ALL THIS?
QUICK, BRAIN!
HIDE!
WE BETTER ERASE
THESE PHONE NUMBERS.
DR. CLAW TOLD US NO
TO LEAVE ANY EVIDENCE!
DR. CLAW!
SO THIS IS ONE OF DR. CLAW'S
SCHEMES. MAYBE I F I USE MY
COMPUTER BOOK, I CAN FIND
THE ADDRESS TO GO WITH THA
PHONE NUMBER.
THE PHONE NUMBER GOES
TO THE MANSION AT 1918
ESTATE DRIVE, BRAIN.
THAT'S WHERE THE
LAST ROBBERY OCCURRED.
GO OVER THERE, BRAIN.
MAYBE THAT'S WHERE
UNCLE GADGET IS.
I'll TRY TO FIGURE OU
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
ROW-ROW!
WAAAAAAA!
GADGET: IF YOU COULD
JUST STOP CRYING FOR A
MINUTE, MADAM
WHEW!
A NUTSHELL. I THINK I
SAW MORE OF THESE OUTSIDE.
I THINK I'D BETTER
FOLLOW THAT VAN!
I'll BET THAT SQUIRREL HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE
BURGLARIES!
COME IN, BRAIN!
OH GOOD
I THINK I'M AT THE SITE
OF THE NEXT BURGLARY,
BRAIN.
YOU'VE GOT TO GE
UNCLE GADGET HERE!
IT'S 11730 VENTURA BLVD.
ROW-A-ROW-ROW!
IS THIS YOURS
OR IS IT SOMEONE ELSE'S?
PLEASE MADAM
JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION.
WAIT!
GIVE ME THAT!
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
WOW!
WHAT'S A CUTE LITTLE GIRL
LIKE YOU DOING I N A PLACE
LIKE THIS?
A WALK AT NIGH
ISN'T VERY SAFE.
HA, HA, HA.
YOU BETTER BE
QUIET, LITTLE SPY.
I'll BE SENDING YOU
TO A NICE PLACE
SOON!
WHO'S THAT, DR. SPECTRUM?
GADGET'S NIECE!
DEMATERIALIZE HER!
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA!
WHAT NUMBER SHALL WE USE?
LET'S SEND HER TO DR. CLAW! HEH
HEH HEH!
NOW FOR THIS LITTLE TRIP
I PROMISED YOU MY DEAR!
LOOK OUT! BEHIND YOU!
EEEK!
GOT IT.
IDIOT! GIVE ME THAT!
LET GO, YOU CLUTZ!
LOOK WHO'S TALKIN'!
NOW'S MY CHANCE!
ROW!
WE HAVE ENOUGH
EVIDENCE NOW TO STOP THEM!
WE'D BETTER CALL CHIEF QUIMBY!
THE OBJECTS OR PEOPLE
DEMATERIALIZE FROM ONE SIDE
AND REMATERIALIZE
FROM ANOTHER TELEPHONE.
NOOOO!
OOH!
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
OOMPH!
EXCUSE ME, SIR!
HAVE YOU SEEN A MAD AGENT?
HE JUST LEFT.
IT MUST BE ANOTHER
PRESENT, MAD CAT!
WHAT!?
MEOW!
W WHAT'S THIS?!!
GET OUT!
TAKE YOUR TRASH WITH YOU.
THIS MAN LOOKS
LIKE HE NEEDS HELP.
GO, GO GADGET NECK.
IT LOOKS LIKE A MAJOR PROBLEM.
LET ME HELP YOU.
GO, GO GADGET LASER!
I LOVE MECHANICS.
MY GOOD MAN, YOU'RE LUCKY TO
HAVE MET INSPECTOR GADGET ON
YOUR WAY.
I WONDER WHERE
THIS PIECE GOES?
AND THIS RED BUTTON!
OH NO!
THE "RETURN BUTTON!"
DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON.
(GRUMBLING)
AHH, WELL, GADGET, I SEE
YOU'VE DONE I T AGAIN!
ALL RIGHT!
ARREST THESE MEN!
YES, CHIEF, BUT I ' M
NOT QUITE SURE WHERE
THIS PIECE GOES.
I KNOW WHERE THAT GOES.
(LAUGHS)
HEY? WHERE IS HE?
NEVER MIND GADGET,
YOU GOT THE JOB DONE.
THAT'S AMAZING, GADGET!
IT CERTAINLY IS, CHIEF.
IT CERTAINLY IS.
(LAUGH)
YOU MAY HAVE
SUCCEEDED THIS
TME, GADGET, BUT NEX
TIME, YOU WILL VANISH!
FOREVER
OKAY BYE!
YOU KNOW, UNCLE GADGET, THE
TELEPHONE IS A USEFUL TOOL IN
CASE OF EMERGENCIES.
THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY
YOU CAN CALL THE
FIRE DEPARTMENT.
YOU CAN CALL THE POLICE.
JUST IN CASE
I'M NOT AROUND.
THAT'S WHY EVERYONE,
INCLUDING SMALL CHILDREN,
SHOULD LEARN THE
EMERGENCY PHONE NUMBERS.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.
ESPECIALLY IF I'M NOT THERE!
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