Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e13 Episode Script

Focus on Gadget

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
(SNIFFLE) I JUS
LOVE POPCORN MMM,
I AH AH AH AAACHOO!
SOME TEA WOULD BE
BETTER FOR YOU, CAPEY.
THE WATER SHOULD
BE READY SOON.
UMMM?
GO, GO GADGE
MAGNIFYING GLASS!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHA
HAPPENED TO ALL THAT WATER.
DO YOU SUPPOSE IT WAS STOLEN?
YOU LET THE WATER
EVAPORATE, UNCLE!
EVISCERATE?
NO, UNCLE GADGET, EVAPORATE.
ITS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
YOU HEAT UP A LIQUID.
EVENTUALLY IT TURNS
TO GAS AND EVAPORATES.
AAA-CHOOO!
THAT'S RIGHT, LITTLE GIRL.
SOON, GADGET SOON.
ALL THE WATER WILL
EVAPORATE. (LAUGHS)
- MADCAT!
- MEOW
REPORT!
THE LAST PIECE OF
GLASS IS ALMOST IN PLACE.
THE SPACE STATION
SHOULD BE READY MOMENTARILY.
IF WE ALIGN IT WITH THE SUNS
RAYS WE CAN DRY UP EVERY OCEAN
ON EARTH. A SIMPLE PROCESS OF
EVAPORATION.
THE CITIZENS OF EARTH WILL PAY
BILLIONS TO SAVE THEIR OCEANS!
BILLIONS! HA HA HA!
(PURRS)
I NEED MY TEA!
GO, GO GADGET HAND!
(RINGING)
HOW CAN IT WHISTLE
WHEN IT'S OFF THE STOVE?
IT'S THE TOP SECRE
GADGET PHONE, UNCLE.
IT IS?
YOU'RE WHERE?
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF!
CHIEF (MUFFLED):
IN HERE GADGET.
READ THIS.
NO WORD FROM
SPACE STATION FOR WEEKS.
FEAR MAD INVOLVEMENT.
INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY.
CAUTION. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
(SNORING)
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY.
(SNORING)
OH NO!
GRRR!
SLURP, SLURP!
THIS IS INDEED A
VERY EXCITING MISSION.
I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE
SPACE STATION WITH YOU,
UNCLE GADGET.
THEY HAVE A VOICE-RESPONSIVE
COMPUTER THAT I WANT TO STUDY.
VERY WELL, PENNY.
BUT THE MISSION
MAY BE DANGEROUS.
YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY
OUT OF THE WAY
UH ROW? (WHAT ABOUT ME?)
YOU TOO, BRAIN.
YOU CAN KEEP AN EYE ON PENNY.
THAT'S GREAT, UNCLE GADGET!
MURF A MURF MURF?
WHEW!
101, CAPEMAN. YOU'RE SICK.
BUT I FEEL, AH AH ACHOOO!
GREAT!
GADGET: YOU'LL HAVE TO
STAY BEHIND ON THIS MISSION,
CAPEMAN. ANYWAY, YOU
CAN PROTECT THE HOUSE!
YOU CAN,
AH, AH, ACHOOO!
COUNT ON ME, GREAT INSPECTOR!
GADGET!
HE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ON HIS WAY.
ELIMINATE HIM!
HE, HE, HE, NEVER
FEAR, DR. CLAW.
WE HAVE
JUST THE THING!
OH HAROLD?
YES?
FOCUS THE MAGNIFYING
GLASS ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE,
HAROLD.
DO YOU THINK
THAT S A GOOD IDEA,
DOCTOR?
VERY GOOD, HAROLD.
WHEN THE SPACE
SHUTTLE GETS WITHIN RANGE.
WE'LL BURN IT TO A CRISP!
BUT DOCTORS, DO
YOU REALLY THINK?
BUG OFF, TRANSISTOR BRAINS!
UGH!
UMPF!
I'M GOING UP TO
THE COCKPIT, PENNY.
THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS
ON AUTOMATIC PILOT,
UNCLE GADGET.
RIGHT, PENNY.
I WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
UHH!
HELLO.
WOWSERSI THERE'S NO ONE HERE!
AND THERE ARE TWO
STEERING WHEELS!
GO-GO GADGET HAND.
ALMOST THERE.
HAROLD.
SET THE APERTURE
TO 5 MILLIBLEEMS.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO,
DOCTORS?
DO IT OR I'll POUR WATER
ON YOUR CURCUIT BOARD!
I WONDER WHA
THIS BUTTON DOES?
HAROLD:
YES DOCTORS. APERTURE SET.
NOW!
YEAH AHHH!
AHHH!
GULP!
UNCLE GADGET MUST HAVE
DONE SOMETHING WRONG!
UNCLE GADGET.
UNCLE GADGET, WE HAVE TO
TAKE OUR SEATS FOR DOCKING.
OH, ALL RIGHT PENNY.
BUT THESE GAMES ARE
VERY WELL THOUGHT UP,
AREN'T THEY!
(SIGHS) AUGH!
WE MISSED!
WE FAILED! HAROLD?
I DID EXACTLY AS I
WAS TOLD, DR. VOID.
IT'S ALL I CAN DO.
DR. CLAW:
GADGET STILL LIVES!
OOH!
UGH!
THE COMPUTER IS AT FAULT!
NO, THE COMPUTER'S TO BLAME!
ELIMINATE GADGET OR
FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK!
YES, DR. CLAW.
WE'LL GET HIM WHEN HE DOCKS!
WE'D BETTER SUI
UP, UNCLE GADGET.
RIGHT, PENNY.
GO, GO GADGET SPACE HELMET.
NOW, LET'S GO, PENNY.
HAROLD:
WELCOME TO THE SPACE STATION.
I AM HAROLD, A
VOICE-RESPONSIVE COMPUTER.
I AM ADJUSTING THE
ATMOSPHERE FOR YOU.
THANK YOU HAROLD, I'M PENNY.
ARE YOU KIND, PENNY?
I TRY TO BE, HAROLD.
I AM VERY PLEASED TO HEAR THAT.
PERHAPS WE COULD BE FRIENDS.
I'D LIKE THAT.
THE ATMOSPHERE IS
NOW ADJUSTED FOR YOU.
YOU MAY REMOVE
YOUR SPACE SUITS.
THE SHUTTLE HAS DOCKED.
SHALL WE USE THE DROIDS?
WHY DON'T YOU ACTIVATE
THE DROID, VOID?
WITH PLEASURE.
HAROLD, ACTIVATE THE DROIDS.
YES, DOCTORS.
DESTROY THE NEW ARRIVALS
WITH THEM, HAROLD.
OH, NO!
EVERYTHING LOOKS OKAY!
BUT WHERE ARE THE SCIENTISTS?
(YAWN) (SNIFF SNIFF)
GULP!
WHAT IS THAT, HAROLD?
THEY ARE PROGRAMMED TO
DESTROY YOU, SORRY!
STOP THEM, HAROLD!
I CAN'T, PENNY! I CANT!
HURRY, UNCLE GADGET!
LET'S GET BACK TO THE SHUTTLE!
WHAT?
HOW NICE!
A WELCOMING COMMITTEE!
THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME.
WOWSERS!
THAT MUST BE A
SPACE STATION CUSTOM.
GO, GO EXTRA GADGET HAND.
HEH, HEH WELL,
WHEN IN ROME
OOOOF!
CARRY YOUR BAGS, SIR?
WHY, CERTAINLY. THA
WOULD BE VERY NICE.
MAYBE I CAN CONTROL THEM
WITH MY COMPUTER BOOK.
MAYBE I GOT THE CUSTOM WRONG.
GO, GO GADGET FLOWERS.
NO, NO!
I SAID GO, GO GADGET FLOWERS!
THERE!
CARRY YOUR BAGS SIR?
CARRY YOUR BAGS, SIR?
CARRY YOUR BAGS.
BRAIN! ARE YOU O.K.?
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE, MADAM?
ARE YOU GOING TO
MAKE IT, UNCLE?
OF COURSE, PENNY.
IT'S JUST A WALTZ.
GO, GO GADGET ARM.
WOWSERS!
I WONDER HOW MUCH
THEY'LL TAKE OUT OF MY CHECK.
GADGET IS STILL ALIVE!
FURTHERMORE, HE'S NOT DEAD!
SLEEPING GAS IS
WHAT WE NEED HERE.
HE'D BE EASIER TO HANDLE
IF WE PUT HIM TO SLEEP.
I SMELL GAS!
SNIFF!
GO, GO GADGET JAMMIES!
BRAIN, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
(YAWNS) WHA?
HAROLD:
YOU'RE AWAKE!
HI, HAROLD.
WHERE ARE WE?
IN THE ANTI-GRAVITY CHAMBER.
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE..
RIGHT. WEIGHTLESS.
HAROLD:
I'M SO SORRY, PENNY
THAT'S OKAY, HAROLD.
ARE UNCLE GADGET AND BRAIN
(SNORING)
ALL RIGHT?
HAROLD: I HAVE MONITORED THEM CAREFULLY,
PENNY.
THEY ARE FINE.
WHO LOCKED US UP IN HERE?
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT.
BRAIN! WAKE UP!
CAN'T OR WON'T, HAROLD?
CAN'T, PENNY.
I AM A COMPUTER.
I HAVE NO FREE WILL.
I THOUGHT I READ ABOU
COMPUTER FREE WILL IN
"COMPUTERS OF TOMORROW".
WAIT A MINUTE.
DR. CLAW:
AGENTS REPORT.
GADGET IS OUT OF THE WAY.
EXCELLENT!
NOW EVAPORATE ALL THE WATER
OF METRO CITY AND MAKE IT A
BARREN DESERT!
I MUST HAVE LOST SOME WEIGHT!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
I MUST FIND THE SCIENTISTS!
GO, GO GADGET SKELETON KEY.
YOU CAN HANG
AROUND HERE, PENNY,
BUT I'M ON ASSIGNMENT.
BRAIN, YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET.
ROOF!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO
PROTECT OUR WATER SUPPLY?
YES! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
NO ONE CAN
EVAPORATE THAT MUCH WATER.
PUT TEN MILLION
DOLLARS IN THE BASKET!
OR YOU'LL LOSE YOUR LAKE!
DUH, WHAT NONSENSE!
RIGHT ON TARGET.
SET THE APERTURE AT 16
MILLIBLEEMS, HAROLD.
YES DOCTOR.
OPEN IRIS, HAROLD.
HAROLD:
IRIS OPEN.
NOW!
(GASPS)
MONEY! WE NEED MONEY!
BANKERS OF METRO
CITY, PLEASE HELP US.
THERE YOU ARE!
NICE TO MEET YOU, SCIENTISTS.
(GASP)
CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET? I'M
LOOKING FOR MAD AGENTS.
NO MAD AGENTS HERE.
NEVER SAW ANY MAD AGENTS.
WHY, THAT LOOKS
LIKE METRO PARK.
THEY MUST HAVE DRAINED
THE LAKE TO CLEAN IT.
I HAVE AN IDEA!
LET ME SHOW YOU
AROUND OUR FACILITY.
YES.
LET US OFFER YOU A FREE RIDE.
SHALL WE?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR GADGET.
SO LONG, INSPECTOR GADGET.
ROW ROW..
HE'S WHAT?
GO OUT AFTER HIM, BRAIN.
I 'LL TRY TO HELP FROM HERE.
HAROLD, I THINK I CAN ACTIVATE
YOUR FREEWILL CIRCUIT.
I WOULD BE MOST GRATEFUL.
COULD YOU INCREASE THE
GRAVITY IN HERE, HAROLD?
HAROLD:
CERTAINLY, PENNY.
THANK YOU, HAROLD.
(LAUGH ) HEE HEE HEE..
DR. CLAW:
AGENTS REPORT.
WE'VE TAKEN CARE OF GADGET.
GADGET'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
VERY GOOD!
NOW, EVAPORATE
METRO-CITIY'S RESERVOIR.
RIGHT AWAY, DR. CLAW!
I SEEMED TO HAVE LOST MY
WAY I'll ASK THAT CAR.
HEY TAXI!
GO, GO, GADGET BOOSTER!
THIS MUST BE ANOTHER
SPACE STATION CUSTOM.
BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I CAN GIVE YOU FREE
WILL NOW, HAROLD.
HAROLD:
I WILL BE VERY GREATFUL, PENNY.
HERE GOES!
FREE WILL ACTIVATED!
OH, PENNY!
I SEE SO MANY
POSSIBILITIES NOW!
TELL ME WHERE THE SCIENTISTS
ARE AND I 'LL FREE THEM.
THEY ARE LOCKED UP
IN ROOM NUMBER 6.
WHO DID IT?
DOCTOR CLAW.
DOCTOR CLAW!
RIGHT ON TARGET.
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL
THE SUN IS IN POSITION.
HAROLD, SET THE
APERTURE AT 16 MILLIBLEEMS.
I WILL NOT COMPLY, DR. VOID.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
A VOLTAGE SPIKE,
COPPER GUTS?
NOT MUCH.
BUT I WILL NO
SET THE APERTURE!
HAROLD, IS YOUR
FREE-WILL CIRCUIT ACTIVATED?
YES, DR. NULL.
UH OH!
I'll PULL THAT CIRCUIT BOARD.
GADGET:
THESE CUSTOMS ARE
- OUCH!
GADGET:
WEARING ME OUT!
INSPECTOR GADGET!
LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
OF COURSE NOT.
I DON'T WANT A SHOCK!
HAROLD, OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE.
HAROLD: I AM AFRAID DR. NULL HAS
JUST REMOVED MY FREE-WILL CIRCUIT.
WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
BRAIN!
DON'T LET ANYONE REMOVE
ANYTHING FROM THE CONSOLE!
WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
ANOTHER CUSTOM.
I MUST DO THE SAME, CERTAINLY.
OW!
NULL: IN ONE MINUTE THE SUN
WILL BE EXACTLY OVERHEAD.
HAROLD, SET THE
APERTURE AT 16 MILLIBLEEMS.
I MUST OBEY.
NULL:
THIRTY SECONDS.
PREPARE TO OPEN
THE IRIS, HAROLD.
HAROLD:
YES. DR. VOID.
VOID:
ACTIVATE IRIS. HAROLD?
HAROLD:
NO WAY, JOSE!
IN FACT, I CHOOSE TO
DESTROY THE GLASS.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
RUN THIS WAY!
I'll TRY!
THIS REALLY IS A
STRANGE CUSTOM!
UGH.
WHAT A PAINFUL CUSTOM.
IT'S HIM AGAIN!
NOT YOU!
WOAH!
LOOK, UNCLE GADGET,
HAROLD FREED THE SCIENTISTS!
WHEN CHIEF QUIMBY CALLED.
CHIEF!
BOY, AM I GLAD YOU CALLED.
GADGET. I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.
YOU STOPPED THE MAD PLO
TO DRY UP THE EARTH.
I DID?
GOOD WORK, HAROLD!
THANKS, FRIEND!
I'M PLEASED I DID THAT CHIEF,
BUT ONE THING I WANT TO TELL
YOU - CUSTOMS CAN
BE QUITE PAINFUL!
(LAUGH)
DR. CLAW: NEXT TIME,
GADGET, I'll GET YOU!
DOES YOUR NOSE STILL
HURT, UNCLE GADGET?
YES, AND MY EARS, TOO.
APPLYING ICE CAN MAKE
THE SWELLING GO DOWN.
ALWAYS WRAP THE ICE.
IT CAN ACTUALLY
BURN YOUR SKIN.
OF COURSE, IF THE
SWELLING CONTINUES,
YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.
THAT'S MUCH BETTER!
ICE CAN EASE THE PAIN AS
WELL AS REDUCE THE SWELLING.
I STILL THINK A SIMPLE
HANDSHAKE WOULD HAVE
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