Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e14 Episode Script

M.A.D. in the Moon

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
AHHHH!
AYIII!
WE PROMISE YOU A GLORIOUS
BIRTHDAY DR. CLAW.
ALL THE KEWPIE DOLL BOMBS
WILL GO OFF AT THE SAME TIME
AND THE MAN IN THE MOON
WILL BECOME THE
MAD IN THE MOON.
EXCELLENT!
NOT EVEN GADGET CAN
STOP ME NOW! (LAUGHS)
IT WILL BE GREAT TO GET INSIDE
AND LOOK AT THE STARS.
(LAUGHS) THEY'RE NOT REAL
STARS, UNCLE GADGET.
THE REAL STARS
CAN'T HAVE GONE FAR.
I'll TRACK THEM DOWN
FOR YOU, GREAT INSPECTOR.
ALL RIGHT WHA
HAPPENED TO THE STARS?
HEY MAN, LIKE, WOW, YA KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, WHA
HAPPENED TO THE STARS.
WON'T TALK, EH?
OKAY, I'M TAKING YOU IN!
WOW!
I'M FLYING!
MANY PEOPLE SAY THEY CAN
SEE A MAN'S FACE IN THE MOON.
YES, CHIEF.
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
GO, GO GADGET LEGS!
(WHISPERING)
CHIEF, ARE YOU HERE?
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
GO, GO GADGET FLASHLIGHT.
MAD SCIENTISTS CHANGING FACE
OF MOON FOR CLAW'S BIRTHDAY.
PROCEED TO MOON AND STOP MAD.
ROCKET WAITING.
CAUTION.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF!
AHHH!!!
(CHEERS)
THANKS FANS.
IT WAS NOTHING REALLY!
THE MAN IS A LIVING LEGEND.
(SIGHS) MAYBE I'M GETTING
TOO OLD FOR THIS KIND OF WORK!
(WHISTLING)
NOW IT'S READY!
I'M READY!
THERE! IT'S READY FOR
OPERATION MOON SHOT!
YAAAA.
WE'RE READY, UNCLE GADGET.
THIS WILL BE TOO DANGEROUS
FOR YOU, PENNY.
BUT I TOLD MY TEACHER I'D
DO A REPORT ON THE MOON.
WELL ALL RIGHT.
OH THANK YOU, UNCLE GADGET.
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO
STAY OUT OF THE WAY!
WEEE.
I CAN FLY. I CAN FLY!
(PANTING) GREAT INSPECTOR,
I'll FLY YOU TO THE ROCKET!
A RACE TO THE LAUNCHING PAD?
(PANTING) YES,
OH WONDEROUS ONE!
I FLY QUITE WELL NOW.
GOOD TO KNOW, CAPEMAN.
READY?
GO!!
THAT'S ENOUGH OF A HEAD START!
FLY FLY SUPER CAPEMAN.
DID I FLY FAR?
WHO ASKED YOU, ANYHOW?
I HAVE TO MOVE OU
OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
COME IN, DR.CLAW?
REPORT!
INSPECTOR GADGET IS HERE TO
TAKE THE ROCKET TO THE MOON!
GADGET!!
ELIMINATE HIM.
YES, DR. CLAW!
GO, GO GADGET CLOCK!
ALMOST TIME FOR THE LIF
OFF. WHERE'S CAPEMAN?
AH! HERE COMES THE FORKLIF
TO LOAD THE GADGETMOBILE
ON THE ROCKET!
HE'S DRIVING AWFULLY FAST!!
OF COURSE, PENNY.
EVERYTHING IN THE
SPACE ROOM HAS TO GO FAST!
RIGHT THIS WAY FELLA.
HA HA HA HA.
HERE COMES THE FORKLIFT.
I'll GIVE HIM A HAND!
GO, GO GADGET LIFTERS.
EEEEEYOOOOW!
PHEW!
THAT WAS CLOSE, BRAIN.
I HAVE A FEELING DR.
CLAW IS BEHIND THIS.
RR-ROW-AROO-ROW-RR
(ME TOO)
WAIT! INSPECTOR! (PANTING)
YOU MUST HAVE TAKEN A
SHORTCUT, OH GREAT ONE.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME, CAPEMAN.
I WOULD HAVE MADE BETTER
TIME IF I'D HAD A TAIL WIND.
IT'S SO EXCITING, BRAIN.
WE'RE REALLY
GOING TO THE MOON!
R-ULP.
I COULD HAVE MADE MUCH BETTER
TIME IF I'D HAD THIS WIND!
INSPECTOR GADGET, THIS WAY.
COMING THROUGH.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
EVERYTHING'S READY.
(MREEOW)
WHAT'S GOING ON?
GADGET!
AND THAT FOOL, CAPEMAN!
GADGET'S ON THE MOON SHUTTLE.
YOU MUST ELIMINATE HIM!!
ALL SAFE NOW, EH,
GREAT INSPECTOR!
BRAIN, IT'S DANGEROUS IF YOU
DON'T FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT.
(SNICKER)
THIS IS GREAT!
IT'S ALL RIGHT NOW, BRAIN.
BRAIN!
NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE,
WE WILL NOW OPEN
THE SHUTTLE PORT.
IT'S GREAT TO BE
IN SPACE AGAIN!
YES, GREAT!
I LOVE SPACE!
LOOK, BRAIN.
AREN'T THE STARS BEAUTIFUL?
EXCUSE ME, INSPECTOR.
WE NEED YOUR HELP IN
THE AFT COMPARTMENT.
GLADLY, INSPECTOR
GADGET IS ALWAYS ON DUTY!
WOWSERS!
UMPH!
I'll GIVE YOU A HAND.
GOLLY, MY FLYING IS IMPORVING.
GREAT INSPECTOR!
YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW THEM BRAIN!
ROW-RAR!
UGGG!!!
(SNICKER) HUFF, HUFF.
HMMM.
LET ME TRY.
ALL RIGHT, INSPECTOR.
IT'S SAVE NOW. YOU CAN GO IN.
THANK YOU.
CAPEMAN.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I
EVER MANAGED WITHOUT YOU!
THE PROBLEM LEAK IS
IN HERE, INSPECTOR.
OH OH.
I'M AFRAID THERE'S
ONLY ROOM FOR ONE.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, CAPEMAN.
I CAN HANDLE THIS!
GO, GO GADGE
MAGNIFYING GLASS!
IF YOU NEED TO
SPEAK TO YOUR FRIEND,
JUST PUSH THE RED
BUTTON. (LAUGHS)
ROW ROW.
I'M GLAD YOU WARNED ME.
I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME
EMERGENCY EXIT BUTTON.
WOW, IT'S A FIRE DRILL!
AHHAHA!!
WOW, WOW, WOOOWSERS!
UGH/UMPH!
BRAIN, I BROUGH
SOME SPACE SUITS.
REMEMBER BRAIN, KEEP A
TIGHT HOLD ON THE SAFTEY CORD.
BOW WOW! (RIGHT, SAFETY CORD)
HERE GOES.
HOLD ON TIGHT!!
WOWWWW!
GO, GO GADGET SPACE HELMET.
AHHHH!
THAT WAS SOME LEAK!
GO, GO GADGET BOOSTER JETS.
UNCLE GADGET!
UGH!!
EVERYTHING IS FINE NOW, PENNY.
OH NO, BRAIN!
YELP!
(GULP) RA-ROW-RI-RA-ROW!
HANG ON TIGHT, BRAIN!
WE'RE GOING TO LAND!
GO, GO GADGET LIFTER.
ARE YOU OKAY, BRAIN?
ROAAARR!
HUHHH. HUHHHH.
LEAVE IT TO CAPEMAN!
HUHHHH.
WE DID IT!
WOW!
(LAUGHING) MY FLYING IS
IMPORIVING WITH EVERY TRY.
OH, OH!
WELL LOOK AT THAT!
CAPEMAN IS
IMPORIVING AMAZINGLY!
YEAH!
I IMPORVED A LOT.
THAT'S NOMRAL ON THE MOON.
UGH!
HURRAY!
I'M FLYING.
GROWL!!
PLEASE! STOP IT!
GROWL
ERR
CALM DOWN BRAIN!
OW!
UMPH!
HAHH!
AHHAHAH!
OH HO HO!!!
I BROUGH
SOMETHING FOR YOU, PENNY.
WHEE!
THIS IS GREAT, UNCLE GADGET!
KISS.
I CAN'T KEEP THEM
DOWN WITH THIS THING!
I'll USE MY GRAVITY CHARGER.
TOO MUCH GRAVITY.
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT.
SO NOW WHAT HAPPENS?
THAT'S OBVIOUS.
THE DOLL THAT WENT UP
WILL EVENTUALLY FALL DOWN.
YOU TWO HAVE FAILED ME.
GADGET IS ON THE MOON!
ELIMINATE HIM!
AND I MEAN NOW!!
WHAT'S THAT, BRAIN?
BRAIN, DR. CLAW IS
UP TO SOMETHING.
WE BETTER WATCH UNCLE GADGET.
THIS TIME I'll FLY EVEN FARTHER.
WONDEROUS INSPECTOR.
WATCH THIS!
HEY, WHAT IS THAT?
WOWSERS!
IT'S A LITTLE
WOMAN IN THE MOON!
PERFECT!
THE BOMB IS IN PLACE.
A LITTLE GRAVITY IS
ALL THOSE TWO NEED!
OOOOH!
WOWSERS!
I FORGOT HOW TO FLY!
WOW!
WE DID IT!
WHEN THE DOLL GOES BOOM!
IT WILL BE DOOM FOR GADGET!
HELLO, MADAMOISELLE.
(TICK TOCK)
BRAIN!
THAT DOLL IS A BOMB!
AND THEY'RE BLOCKED BY
A GRAVITY SUPER FORCE.
ERRR.
OKAY!
THERE!
HEY!
OHHH!
IN A FEW SECONDS, WE CAN
SAY GADGET IS NO MORE!
A WALK ALONG THE BOTTOM
OF A CRATER ISN'T SO BAD.
UHHH!!
I BROUGHT THE
MOON CREATURE ALONG.
MY NAME IS INSPECTOR GADGET.
I WOULD ADVISE
YOU TO COOPERATE!
WE COME IN PEACE.
AND MY NAME IS CAPEMAN.
YOU'D BETTER "FESS UP".
BRAIN, WE HAVE TO GE
THAT BOMB AWAY FROM THERE!
UFO!
UFO!
WOW!
WHOA.
EOW.
BE CAREFUL!
I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING!
GOODBYE.
INSPECTOR GADGET.
AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
BRAIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHAT A NAUGHTY DOG.
CAPEMAN, I CAN'
FIND THE MOON LADY.
HELP ME FIND HER.
MY PLEASURE.
YOU STAY HERE AND KEEP
AN EYE ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'll GO FIND THOSE MAD ADGENTS.
THE MOON GIRL IS
GONE, DEAR INSPECTOR.
CAPEMAN, WE MUS
CONTINUE THE SEARCH.
YES!
INSPECTOR!
I'll GO THIS WAY, CAPEMAN.
YOU GO THE OTHER.
YES!
ULITMATE INSPECTOR.
THAT KID IS A O.K.
GROWL.
SOON THE CELEBRATION
WILL BEGIN, MADCAT.
BE SURE GADGET IS GONE.
I WANT NO MORE INTERFERENCE.
DON'T WORRY DR. CLAW.
HE WILL NO LONGER INTERFERE!
TEN MINUTES TO BLASTING TIME!
EACH DOLL IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE
TO EXPLODE AT THE RIGHT TIME
AND SHOW OUR BEAUTIFUL MAD
LOGO FOREVER OVER THE EARTH.
GOOD.
BE SURE IT WORKS.
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
THIS IS THEFACE
OF THE MOON NOW.
IF THERE WERE SOME MORE
EXPLOSIONS HERE AND THERE
OH, DR. CLAW!
THAT IS TOO MUCH EVEN FOR YOU!
SO HERE YOU ARE!
I AM FRIEND.
ME, GADGET.
HERE, BRAIN.
KEEP AN EYE ON THIS ONE!
THIS MOON LADY WILL
BE A BIG HIT ON EARTH.
LOOK, GREAT INSPECTOR.
I FOUND TWO MORE.
HI! WELCOME, MOON LADIES!
WE MUST LEARN TO
COMMUNICATE WITH THEM.
FINALLY THE BIG DOLL FOR
THE BIG HOLD OF MADE LOGO.
THIS CRATOR IS JUS
RIGHT FOR THIS DOLL.
A BIG BIG HOLE!
(GIGGLES)
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
THE JOB'S NOT DONE YET!
WHOA, WHOA
COME BACK
ROW-ROW
COME BACK.
COME HERE!
OUW.
WAIT FOR ME.
(GROWL)
OH, NO! ALL THE
BOMBS ARE GATHERED
AROUND UNCLE GADGET!
THREE MINUTES
UNTIL THEY EXPLODE.
I'VE GOT TO HURRY!
WOWSERS!
LOOK, CAPEMAN!
IT'S THEIR MOTHER.
OH MOM, OH MOON MOM!
IT'S GADGET!
HE'S ALIVE!
BOW WOW!
BRAIN, GET THE BOMBS
OUT OF THE GADGETMOBILE.
WE ONLY HAVE 30 SECONDS.
RUFF.
HELLO MOON LADY.
HI MOON MOMMY!
HELLO.
ARE YOU MOON PEOPLE TOO?
YOU ARE BEING RUDE AND
CRUDE TOWARDS THIS LADY,
SHE IS OUR FRIEND.
GULP!
WHAT'S GOING ON, BRAIN?
OH NO.
GIMME THAT BRAIN!
CAPEMAN, LET GO! HURRY!
WHAT.
PLEASE HURRY.
GASP!
WE DID IT!
AH!
YEAH!!
YAY!
MEOW!
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
YOU HAVE RUINED MY BIRTHDAY
PARTY ON THE MOON GADGET!
BUT, JUST WAIT 'TIL
YOU GET BACK TO EARTH!
(GROWLS)
I WONDER WHERE THE
MOON LADIES WENT.
ANYWAY, HANG ON EVERYBODY.
IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU REMEMBER
TO BUCKLE YOUR
SEAT BELT, BRAIN!
I COULD JUST HOLD
ON REAL TIGHT.
URGH!!
GO, GO GADGET SEATBELT!
(LAUGH)
WE ALWAYS NEED TO
REMEMBER OUR SEAT BELTS
EVEN FOR SHORT TRIPS.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE AS
FAR AWAY AS THE MOON!
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