Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e15 Episode Script

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
ALL RIGHT, IT'S DONE!
MY CHECKBOOK IS
PERFECTLY BALANCED,
PENNY.
LET'S GO TO THE BANK AND
TAKE OUT THE MONEY FOR YOUR
NEW CLOTHES.
THANKS, UNCLE GADGET.
YOU KNOW, IT SAYS HERE THA
MORE AND MORE BANKS ARE USING
MICROWAVE TRANSMISSIONS
FROM SATELLITES TO DO THEIR
TRANSACTIONS.
CERTAINLY, PENNY.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
OUR BANK WAS ONE OF THE
FIRST TO USE THE SYSTEM.
NATURALLY.
I CHOSE I
BECAUSE IT USED THOSE,
UH.
MICROWAVE
TRANSMISSIONS FROM SATELLITES,
UNCLE GADGET.
OF COURSE.
NOW WE'D BETTER GET OVER
THERE BEFORE THEY CLOSE.
THE BLACK BOX HAS BEEN
AFFIXED TO THE SATELLITE,
DR. CLAW.
NOW EVERYTHING'S
READY OUT IN SPACE.
I JUST SAID THAT!
WELL, WHAT ABOUT IT?!
(MEOW) THE BLACK BOX WILL
ALLOW YOU TO INTERCEPT METRO
CITY BANK TRANSACTIONS
SIMPLY BY USING YOUR CONSOLE.
YOU CAN GET MONEY
ANY TIME YOU WANT.
PRECISELY.
DR. CLAW: NOW ALL THE MONEY OF
THE METRO CITY BANK BELONGS TO MAD.
OUR AGENT AT THE
SPACE CENTER HAS
PLACED CRAZY GAS IN THE
REPAIR CREW'S OXYGEN TANKS.
THE CRAZY GAS WILL CAUSE THEM
TO HALLUCINATE MONSTERS TOO
HIDEOUS TO IMAGINE.
FOR EXAMPLE, IF YOU ARE ONE OF
THE CREWMAN WORKING IN SPACE,
THE GAS WILL MAKE
YOU SEE MONSTERS.
(MEOW)!
THEY'LL NEVER
FIND THE BLACK BOX!
MEOW!
EXCELLENT!
INSTALL THE OTHER
BOXES IMMEDIATELY
YES, DR. CLAW.
OOPS!
SOON I'll HAVE ALL THE
BANKS IN MY CONTROL.
AND I CAN HAVE
ANYTHING I WANT,
MADCAT, IF IT'S IN
A BANK IT'S MINE!
NOW, MY FIRS
BANKING TRANSACTION.
GADGET! YOUR ACCOUNT!
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
NEXT, PLEASE.
UH, I'M SORRY MY.GADGET,
THERE'S NO MONEY IN YOUR
ACCOUNT.
LET ME SEE THAT, MISS.
I DON'T THINK YOU
OUGHT TO DO THAT,
UNCLE GADGET.
THIEF!
WHERE?
AHA!
DISGUISED AS A BANK GUARD.
VERY CLEVER DISGUISE!
STAND BACK, PENNY.
GO, GO GADGET HANDCUFFS.
HEY!
WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU 'RE DOING?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
YOU HAVE THE RIGH
TO REMAIN SILENT.
ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE.
UH, UH, UH
USED AGAINST YOU
IN A COURT OF LAW.
RIGHT!
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
I'M THE BANK GUARD!
YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!
A LIKELY STORY.
AND A PERFECT DISGUISE!
AND STRONG GLUE, TOO!
HE REALLY IS THE BANK
GUARD, UNCLE GADGET.
HE IS?
COME ON WHILE I
CALL THE POLICE.
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
I AM THE POLICE.
AND I HAVE A PHONE RIGHT HERE!
UH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WHAT AM - I DOING?!
DON'T WORRY, UNCLE GADGET.
I'll CONTACT QUIMBY!!
SOMETHING STRANGE
IS GOING ON HERE,
BRAIN.
THERE'S NO MONEY IN
UNCLE GADGET'S ACCOUNT.
BUT HE KEEPS ALL
HIS MONEY HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
IT'S GONE, BRAIN!
WE KNOW WHERE IT'S GONE.
DON ' T WE, MADCAT?
NOW TO CHECK ON OUR
PROGRESS IN OUTER SPACE!
HUM?
I FEEL FUNNY!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG.
A SPACE MONSTER!
HELP!
I SAY, WHAT ARE
YOU IN HERE FOR?
I WAS MAKING A
BANK WITHDRAWAL.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!
SO WAS I!
AND I GOT TWO BLOCKS
AWAY BEFORE THEY CAUGHT ME.
THEY GOT ME IN THE BANK!
ARE YOU GETTING HUNGRY?
HEY DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!
YOU'RE PRISONERS!!
NOT BAD, NOW FOR SOMETHING
TO DRINK.
HERE YOU GO.
STAY IN THERE,
PLEASE. PLEASE
(RINGING)
I SAY!
IS SOMEONE RINGING?
SHH.
OFFICIAL POLICE BUSINESS.
CHIEF!
WHERE ARE YOU?
I'll BE RIGHT THERE!
THERE YOU ARE, CHIEF!
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
AND I'll GET YOU OU
OF HERE RIGHT AWAY.
BANK FUNDS BEING STOLEN.
SUSPECT MAD OF MANIPULATING
MICROWAVE SATELLITE
TRANSMISSIONS.
INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY.
CAUTION: THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.
HEY!
I JUST SWEPT THE FLOOR.
I CAN'T BE CLEANING
UP AFTER YOU ALL DAY!
SORRY!
GADGET!
I KNOW.
THIS IS JUST A BAD DREAM.
GADGET'S OUT OF JAIL DR. CLAW.
I 'LL SEE THAT HE KEEPS
OUT OF MISCHIEF.
TAXI!
WOWSERS!!
WHERE'D YA' WANNA GO?
DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE?
I NEVER FORGET A FACE!
I'M A MASTER OF
DISGUISES, YOU KNOW.
WOWSERS!
TAKE SOME DEEP
BREATHS, MISTER!
WHAT A STRANGE ODOR!
HEE, HEE.
WANNA HEAR A FUNNY STORY?
HUH?
THIS STUFF REALLY WORKS!
HEY! LOOK AT THIS!
WOWSERS!
WATCH OUT!
WHAT?
OH, NO!
WAIT!
UMPH!!
I WONDER WHERE
THE DRIVER WENT.
WOWSERS!
GO, GO GADGET COPTER!
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
SHE'S SO WONDERFUL!!
WOWSERS!
REGINALD!
GADGET'S HEADING INTO SPACE!
I TOLD YOU TO KEEP
HIM FROM INTERFERING!
STOP HIM!
YES SIR, DR. CLAW.
"AND NOW WE BRING
YOU SOME STRANGE NEWS FROM
OUTER SPACE."
"SATELLITE REPAIRMEN WORKING
FOR METRO CITY BANK ARE
REFUSING TO WORK."
"I'M, I'M N-NO
GOING OUT TH-THERE.
THERE ARE
MONSTERS IN OUTER SPACE!
THIS IS THE TRUTH!"
HMM SPACE MONSTERS??
UNCLE GADGET,
THEY LET YOU GO!!
OF COURSE, PENNY!!
AS SOON AS I CHECK MY GADGETS,
I MUST HEAD FOR OUTER SPACE.
I'M ON ASSIGNMENT, YOU KNOW.
GO, GO GADGET SPACE HELMET!
BE IT SPACE MONSTER
OR, WHATEVER IT IS.
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET, IT, I
IS JUST LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY.
(GASPS) WHOAA!
WOWSERS!!
I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO FILL THE OXYGEN TANK!
I'll GET I
REFILLED AT THE SPACEPORT.
I BET THIS HAS SOMETHING
TO DO WITH THOSE SATELLITE
REPAIRMEN.
THEY WERE SCARED BY SOMETHING
IN SPACE AND COULDN'T FIX THE
BANK'S SATELLITE!
YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET.
ROOF!
NULL: TRANSMITTING
COMMUNICATIONS TO DR. CLAW.
VOID:
CALLING DR. CLAW.
I JUST SAID THAT!!
DR. CLAW:
YOUR REPORTS!
NEXT UH, WE WILL SE
ONE ON THE SATELLITE FOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK TRANSFERS!
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET MONEY
FROM ANY BANK IN THE WORLD.
DR. CLAW:
SPLENDID!
THEN WE'LL INSTALL A DEVICE
TO CONTROL THE STOCK EXCHANGE!
AFTER YOU SET THEM ALL,
I WILL BE ABLE TO
CONTROL EVERYTHING.
DON'T I RECOGNIZE
YOU FROM SOMEWHERE?
NO SIR.
I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
I NEVER FORGET A FACE.
I'M A MASTER OF
DISGUISE, YOU KNOW.
IS THE SPACE SHIP READY?
OH, YE YES SIR!
IT CERTAINLY IS.
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. FILL
THIS WITH OXYGEN, PLEASE.
OW!!
GRRR
A LITTLE OXYGEN AND
A LOT OF CRAZY GAS.
JUST LIKE MAMA USED TO MAKE.
HEE, HEE, HEE, HEE..
RROW! ROW!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, BRAIN?
RIBBLE ROW.
PENNY: INSIDE UNCLE
GADGET'S HELMET?
ROW! ROW!
PENNY:
DID YOU SAY CRAZY GAS?
WHO DID IT?
MAD!
THOSE REPAIRMEN WERE
PROBABLY FED THE SAME GAS.
BRAIN, DON'T TAKE YOUR
EYES OFF UNCLE GADGET!
ROW!
THE METRO CITY BANK
COMPUTER IS THE FIRST THING
I SHOULD CHECK.
LET'S SEE NOW..
WHOAA!
AHH, THAT'S BETTER!
INSPECTOR GADGET, IT'S FULL.
HERE YOU GO, SIR.
THANK YOU.
YOU'D BETTER STAND BACK.
I'M ABOUT TO TAKE OFF.
IN HERE?!
I'M AN EXPERT PILOT!
HOW RUDE.
HE DIDN'T EVEN WISH ME
LUCK ON MY MISSION!
SINCE I REMOVED HIS GYROSCOPE,
HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE
LEAVE THE HANGAR.
(SNICKER)
WAA!! OHH!
DR. CLAW, GADGE
JUST TOOK OFF.
DR. CLAW:
IDIOT! WELL??
YES, SIR, DR. CLAW.
BUT THE CRAZY GAS IS
IN HIS OXYGEN TANK.
GADGET SHOULD NOT BE ABLE
TO ACCOMPLISH HIS MISSION.
OF COURSE!
ALL THE COMPUTERS
ARE WORKING FINE?
THE COMPUTER BOOK
SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP!
DR. CLAW, BAD NEWS!
THE LUNATIC
INSPECTOR IS APPROACHING!
IT'S GADGET!
I JUST TOLD HIM THAT!
ELIMINATE HIM!
SO HE CAN'T INTERFERE WITH ME.
NULL: LET'S UTILIZE THE MICROWAVE
TRANSMISSIONS TO REARRANGE HIS
MOLECULAR STRUCTURE.
YEAH!
LET'S COOK HIM!
WE'LL AMPLIFY THE SATELLITE'S
POWER AND DEMOLISH THE
INSPECTOR.
HE, HE. TURN UP THE
HEAT AND FRY HIM!
MOVE THE ANTENNA FROM THE
METRO CITY BANK
TO HIS SPACESHIP!!
POWER'S OUT!
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE CHANGED
THE DIRECTION OF THE ANTENNA.
BRAIN:
WOWIE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER BRAIN!
ALL RIGHT, I'll CHECK IT, BRAIN.
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE.
ENOUGH TOYING WITH HIM!
LET'S FINISH HIM OFF.
FULL POWER!
(PANTING)
NOW, I HAVE IT!
THE MICROWAVES OF THE
SATELLITE SHOULD BE CONTROLLED
BY THE COMPUTER.
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO
CHANGE THE DIRECTION.
A LITTLE MORE
I DETECT A DEVIATION IN
THE DIRECTIONALITY OF THE
MICROWAVE BEAMS.
YEAAAAH!
THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!
OH, IT'S HOT.
TERMINATE THE
MICROWAVE EMISSIONS!
I'D BETTER TURN THIS BABY OFF!
HA!
DR. CLAW:
NULL, VOID, REPORT!
WE GOT BLASTED
BY OUR OWN RAYS!
THAT'S IT!
I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE!
CHANGE THE SATELLITE
CONTROL SYSTEM OVER TO ME!!
RIGHT AWAY!
YOU TWO, GET GADGET!!
YES, SIR!
EVERYTHING SEEMS
TO BE FUNCTIONING PROPERLY!
WOWSERS!
THERE'S THE SATELLITE.
GO, GO, GADGET SPACE HELMET!
NOW, TO RELEASE THE DOME.
RIKES!
NULL:
WE'VE FOUND GADGET.
VOID:
WE WON'T FAIL THIS TIME!
LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL STARS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE
ARE MONSTERS AROUND HERE!
HUH, LOOK AT THAT!
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
YOU THERE, SPACE MONSTER!
I, INSPECTOR GADGET,
WILL PROTECT THIS WOMAN
WITH MY LIFE!
OKAY! WITH THIS LASER!
STOP! YOU MONSTER!
YIKES!
RUFF!
OH, DARN!!
THE LADY IS IN DANGER!
I'D BETTER HELP HER!
IT'S ALL RIGH
NOW, MY LOVELINESS!
LET ME KISS YOUR HAND, MY DEAR.
UGH!
DEAR LADY, PLEASE
WAIT UNTIL I DEFEAT HIM!
ALL THE MONEY IN THE BANK
IS BEING MOVED INTO
ANOTHER ACCOUNT.
BUT WHOSE?
OKAY, LET'S
REVERSE THE PROCESS!
AH MADCAT, RICHER AND
RICHER (LAUGHING)
HUH? WHAT?
SOMEONE'S STEALING MY MONEY!
NULL:
DOCTOR CLAW.
WE'VE GOT GADGE
IN OUR TENTACLES!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE HIM COOKED.
DR. CLAW:
FORGET GADGET!
FIX THE SATELLITE, IT'S
GIVING AWAY MY MONEY!
WE'LL GIVE IT OUR
FULLEST ATTENTION!
YOU GOT IT, DOC!
GO AWAY!
SHE'S MINE!
ALL MINE!
GO AWAY FROM HERE.
AHH! MINE! SHE'S ALL MINE.
GO, GO GADGET FLOWERS!!
IT'S THE POLICE!
THEY'LL CATCH US.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!
DR. CLAW:
GADGET!
NEXT TIME, I'll CLOSE YOUR
ACCOUNT FOREVER, GADGET!
CHIEF!
PENNY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DO IT, GADGET!
YOU'VE DISARMED THE SATELLITE
AND THE MONEY TO ITS
RIGHTFUL OWNERS.
I DID?
YOU WERE
WONDERFUL, UNCLE GADGET.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THA
PENNY, BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING.
WHAT'S THAT, UNCLE GADGET?
SPACE IS STRANGE.
IT'S THE LAST PLACE I
THOUGHT I'D FALL IN LOVE.
(LAUGHTER)
(GASP) I FORGOT BRAIN!
BOW WOW!
SNIFF, SNIFF.
DO YOU SMELL
GAS, UNCLE GADGET?
THAT BURNER DIDN'T GO ON.
WAIT, UNCLE GADGET.
WHEN YOU SMELL GAS, THAT'S
A WARNING THAT THERE'S A
GAS LEAK.
TURN OFF ALL GAS AND AIR
OUT THE ROOM BEFORE
LIGHTING THE FLAME.
IF YOU HADN'T DONE THAT, THERE
MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN EXPLOSION.
AND IF YOU CAN'T FIND
WHERE IT'S COMING FROM,
CALL YOUR GAS COMPANY.
PENNY, CAN I MAKE MY TEA NOW?
SURE!