Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e17 Episode Script

Gadget's Roma

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ROMAN HISTORY IS
FILLED WITH STORIES,
UNCLE GADGET, HERE'S A
STORY ABOUT A ROMAN SLAVE WHO
BOUGHT HIS FREEDOM!
SHHHH
I'M SORRY! I'll BE CAREFUL.
THAT'S ONE OF OUR
ANCESTORS, PENNY.
SEE!
HERE'S AN ANCIEN
PAINTING OF GADGETORUM.
SHH!
UNCLE GADGET!
IT SAYS HERE THAT GADGETORUM
WAS A SLAVE BUT HE DISCOVERED
THE SECRET OF ROMA.
BECAUSE OF THAT, HE WAS
ABLE TO BUY HIS FREEDOM.
THE GADGET'S HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN AN AMAZING FAMILY!
I WONDER WHAT WAS THE
SECRET GADGETORUM DISCOVERED.
SHHH!
IT SAYS HERE THAT THE
ROMAN FORUM HAD A MOSAIC THA
REVEALED THE SECRE
OF ROMA TO GADGETORUM.
NOW THAT MOSAIC IS IN RUIN,
I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
SPLENDID RESEARCH, MY DEAR.
A ROMAN ANCESTOR IS THE
PERFECT JOB FOR THELMA.
YES, DR. CLAW.
GADGET HAD A ROMAN
SLAVE AS AN ANCESTOR,
ELIMINATE HIM.
THEN GADGET WILL
NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN!
PRECISELY!
(SNAP) YEOOW!
THERE'S ANOTHER MATTER.
YES?
THERE WAS A MOSAIC
IN THE ROMAN FORUM.
THELMA:
I'VE HEARD ABOUT THAT.
IT'S IN PIECES SO NO ONE
CAN DECIPHER ITS SECRETS.
DR. CLAW:
IT MUST CONCERN GREAT WEALTH.
THEY SAY IT GIVES THE LOCATION
OF THE SECRET OF ROMA.
WHILE I'M THERE
I'll CHECK IT OUT.
EXCELLENT!!
THIS BOOK IS FULL
OF ROMAN HISTORY!
"RRIGHT 'SUP PITHRU GGHET."
WHY THIS BOOK MUS
BE WRITTEN IN LATIN!
IT'S UPSIDE
DOWN, UNCLE GADGET.
NOW WHY WOULD THEY
PRINT IT LIKE THAT?
LIBRARIAN!!
THIS BOOK IS DEFECTIVE!!
(RINGING)
CHIEF!
YOU'RE SICK?
THAT'S TERRIBLE!
I'll BE RIGHT THERE!
GADGET!
HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT,
GADGET! ACHOO!
GESUNDHEIT, CHIEF!
MAD GONE BACK IN TIME
TO ANCIENT ROME.
TRYING TO DECIPHER
ROMAN FORUM MOSAIC.
SEARCHING FOR
TREASURE OF ROME.
STOP MAD.
CAUTION: THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS I HAVE TO
USE PROFESSOR VON SLICKSTEIN'S
TIME MACHINE.
I'M ON MY WAY, AND
GESUNDHEIT AGAIN,
CHIEF.
(EXPLOSION)
THAT GADGET!!
SHHHHHH!!
WE'VE ADDED SOME
SPECIAL FEATURES GADGET.
I'VE PROGRAMMED THE TIME
MACHINE TO TAKE YOU STRAIGH
TO THE ROMAN COLLISEUM.
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR
ANCESTOR BEFORE YOU STAR
YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
BUT YOU MUS
RETURN IN FOUR HOURS.
OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE
STUCK THERE FOREVER.
DID YOU HEAR
THAT, UNCLE GADGET?
WHAT, PENNY?
THE CHIEF WANTS A PHOTOGRAPHIC
RECORD OF YOUR TRIP!
I'M AN EXCELLENT PHOTOGRAPHER.
YOU AND BRAIN SHOULD
COME ALONG, PENNY.
IT WOULD BE AN
EXCELLENT HISTORY LESSON.
AND WE COULD MEET GADGETORUM!
BUT YOU HAVE TO
STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
OH, WE WILL, UNCLE GADGET.
THERE'S ONE MORE THING.
IF YOU WEAR THESE, EVERYTHING
YOU HEAR WILL AUTOMATICALLY
TRANSLATE FROM
IPSE DIXIT STABA
MATER CORPUS DELELTI
WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LATIN?
UH, WHERE ARE WE?
WE'LL HAVE TO BE
CAREFUL BRAIN!
WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS.
MY COMPUTER BOOK WILL
CHIME THE HOUR FOR US.
WOWSERS!
EXCUSE ME, MY GOOD SIRS, COULD
YOU DIRECT ME TO THE COLOSEUM?
ETGAY ACKBAY!
ACKBAY!
A FORK, THANKS.
MAYBE I'll NEED IT LATER.
IUGAY EEMAY I DENTRAY ACKBAY!
JUST A MINUTE, I CAN'
UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE
SAYING!
GIVE ME BACK MY TRIDENT.
YOU MEAN THE BIG FORK?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
UNCLE GADGET!
BE CAREFUL!
NONSENSE, PENNY!
THEY'RE HERE TO WELCOME US!
GO GO GADGET FLOWERS!
HAIL CAESAR!
LOOK!
GREAT GREA
GRANDFATHER GADGETORUM!
IT'S ME!
LITTLE GADGET!
YOU DO LOOK FAMILIAR.
I NEVER FORGET A FACE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
HOW DO I GET TO THE COLOSEUM?
I'M ON DUTY.
SO AM I.
THESE GLADIATORS WERE ABOU
TO LEAD ME TO LIONS.
WE'LL GO WITH YOU.
WE HAVE A LOT OF
CATCHING UP TO DO.
BETTER NOT GO, UNCLE GADGET.
NONSENSE, PENNY.
HE'S FAMILY.
DR. CLAW:
THE FOOL IS IN ANCIENT ROME!
AND THEY'RE ALL TOGETHER!
ELIMINATE HIS
ANCESTOR QUICKLY!
DON'T WORRY.
I'll TAKE CARE OF HIM.
IT MUST BE HALF TIME!
PENNY!
IT SAYS HERE THAT THEY HAVE
CONTESTS BETWEEN SLAVES AND
WILD ANIMALS.
BUT UNCLE GADGET, IT SAYS
THAT THE LIONS
USUALLY
KILLED THE SLAVES.
NONSENSE, PENNY!
WHAT KIND OF
ENTERTAINMENT IS THAT?
THAT LIBRARY HAS A
LOT OF DEFECTIVE BOOKS!
YOU'D BETTER GO IN AND
PROTECT THEM, BRAIN.
I'll TRY TO FIGURE
OUT WHAT'S GOING ON!
ROWR?
HURRY BRAIN!
YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THEM!
THOSE WHO ARE ABOU
TO DIE, SALUTE YOU!
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
LET'S SEE, THA
MUST BE THE EMPEROR.
I THOUGHT SO!
HEY DIOCLETIAN!
IT'S ME!
READY FOR THE SHOW!
SHHHH!
THINGS ARE BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!
HE DECIDES OUR FATE!
THE UMPIRE!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO.
I 'LL HAVE TO GET A
FEW SHOTS OF HIM!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
THIS SLAVE IS A WIZARD!
IF HE SURVIVES THE LIONS, HE
IS TRULY SPECIAL AND DESERVES
HIS FREEDOM!
HURRY, SONNY!
IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE!
WOWSERS!
GO GO GADGET LEGS!
GO GO GADGET COPTER!
GO GO GADGET SQUIRT GUN!
HELP ME. PLEASE!
I'D HATE TO STEAL
THE SHOW BUT
GO GO GADGET LASSO NECTIE!
ROWR ROAR!
RUNRA!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
PENNY:
SO MAD IS HERE!
AN HOUR IS ALREADY GONE!
GREAT POSE!
COME OVER HERE YOU!
YEAH YOU, HURRY!
JUST A FEW MORE.
CROWD:
HURRAY! HURRAY!
CAN YOU GET US OUT OF HERE?
I THINK I 'VE HELPED
THIS ACT ALL I CAN.
GO GO GADGET COPTER!!
THELMA: YOU TWO FIND THOSE
GADGETS AND TAKE THEM ON A TOUR.
AND MAKE SURE THEY
NEVER COME BACK!
I'M GOING TO THE FORUM TO
FIND THE SECRET OF THE MOSAIC.
COME IN BRAIN!
FIND THEM, BRAIN.
THE MAD AGENTS ARE TRYING TO
GET GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER
GAGETORUM.
ROWR RA!!
HOP IN SIRS, FOR
A TOUR OF ROME.
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN
OUTSIDE THE COLOSEUM IN YEARS!
THIS IS A GOOD
OPPORTUNITY TO LOOK AROUND.
WE CLIMB FROM HERE.
CAN'T WE HAVE LUNCH FIRST?
I HAVEN'T HAD A BITE
SINCE THE TWENTIETH CENTURY.
WE HAVE SANDWICHES AT THE TOP.
I LIKE THIS LESS AND LESS.
WE NEED TO BE POLITE IF
WE WANT THE SANDWICHES!
LET'S SEE.
IF THERE'S A SECRET, IT MUS
BE IN THE PATTERN OF THE TILES.
I'D BETTER HURRY!
WOWSERS!!
WHAT A VIEW!!
ROWRP!
GO GO GADGET UMBRELLA!!
WHOOPIE, HA HA.
WHERE IS THIS THING GOING?
(SCREAMS)
WOWSERS!
WOWSICA!!
HOW CUTE!!
HE MUST BE AN ORACLE!
LOOK AT THAT!
HE'S HAVING MORE
FUN THAN I AM!
MEOW!!
YOUR AGENTS FAILED.
GADGET AND HIS ANCESTOR, LIVE.
BUT I'M JUST ABOUT TO
FIND THE TREASURE OF ROME.
GAGETORUM FIRST!!
RIGHT AWAY, DR. CLAW.
NOW, I'VE GOTTA
FIND THE TREASURE!!
ONLY ONE HOUR LEFT, I'D
BETTER USE MY SCANNER.
I REALLY MUST BE GOING.
I'M ON DUTY, YOU KNOW.
THERE THEY ARE.
RUN THEM DOWN!!
WHY, THAT WAS
THE TOUR DIRECTOR.
AND HE'S GOT HIS
WIFE WITH HIM.
WAIT!
I HAVEN'T SEEN THE FORUM YET!
ARE YOU SURE THIS
IS A GOOD IDEA?
HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN TO THE FORUM?
TO THE CIRCUS MAXIMUS!
WE'LL ENTER GAGETORUM IN THE
CHARIOT RACES AND ELIMINATE
HIM DURING THE CONTEST.
ROWRALL!! (OH NO)
GET RID OF THEM.
I'M GOING TO THE CATACOMBS
TO FIND THE TREASURE OF ROME.
(PANTING)
IT MUST BE IN THERE.
NOW TO OPEN IT.
GOLD!
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE
CALLED THE TREASURE OF ROMA.
THAT WILL BE YOUR CHARIOT!
NICE HORSIE!
WHERE'S THE STEERING WHEEL?
WHAT'S A STEERING WHEEL?
HE'S TRYING TO HELP US!
(YELLING) WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
TAKE THAT!
THANKS!
NOW WHAT?
YOU HAVE ONE WHEEL TOO MANY!
THANKS!
LET ME RETURN THE FAVOR!
GO, GO GADGET SAW!
RA, ROW OH!
RIBBLE ROW!
I THINK I CAN STOP THIS.
THERE'S A RACE TO BE WON.
YOU CAN GO RIDING ANY TIME!
WOOOO!
HMM.
I THINK IT WAS A MISTAKE
GETTING RID OF THOSE WHEELS.
GO GO GADGET ROLLER SKATES!
IT SEEMS TO BE
SOME SORT OF FORMULA.
GATHER MUSHROOMS FROM THE
CATACOMBS AND USE OLIVE OIL
PRESSED FROM THE FINES
OLIVES ON MT. OLYMPUS.
WHY THE TREASURE OF ROMA IS A
RECIPE FOR VEAL SCALLOPINI!
THELMA:
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE!
THERE IT IS.
THE TREASURE OF ROMA!
CLAW WILL BE THRILLED.
WON'T DR. CLAW BE SURPRISED
WHEN HE FINDS OUT WHAT HE'S
HAVING FOR DINNER.
RIBBLE ROW RRUH RUH ROW.
OKAY. I'll BE THERE SOON.
WE ONLY HAVE FINFTEEN MINUTES
TO GET TO THE TIME MACHINE.
WE NEED TO CATCH UP.
GO GO GADGET SAIL!
UNCLE GADGET!
WE ONLY HAVE TEN MINUTES
TO REACH THE TIME MACHINE.
PENNY! YOU MISSED A GREAT RACE!
WE'VE GOT TO HURRY.
YOU'LL BE OKAY NOW.
I'll NEVER GET THE
MONEY TO BUY MY FREEDOM.
WAIT.
THAT SHOULD BUY YOUR FREEDOM.
WHAT SHALL I DO NOW?
I MADE A COPY OF A
VERY FAMOUS RECIPE.
USE THE REST OF THE
MONEY AND THE RECIPE TO
START A RESTAURANT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, GADGET!
WELL, CHIEF, I FOUND OUT ONE
THING ABOUT ROME THAT I DIDN'
KNOW BEFORE.
WHAT'S THAT, GADGET?
THEY LOVE A GOOD SHOW!
NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
MORE PICTURES OF MY TRIP?
(GROANS)
(LAUGHS)
SCALLOPINI!
GADGET!!
NEXT TIME I'll DESTROY
YOU, AND YOUR GRANDFATHER,
AND YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
AND YOUR
GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER!
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING, PENNY?
I'M TRYING OUT THE FAMOUS ROMAN
SCALLOPINI RECIPE!
THIS APRON CAN PROTECT ME FROM
GETTING BURNED.
WHY ARE YOU USING THE
POTHOLDERS?
YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL
WHEN WORKING WITH HOT THINGS.
I'M PROTECTING MY HANDS WITH THE
POTHOLDERS
AND MY BODY WITH THE APRON.
THERE'S JUST ONE THING I DON'
UNDERSTAND, PENNY.
WHAT'S THAT, UNCLE GADGET?
HOW DID YOU GET OLIVE OIL FROM
MOUNT OLYMPUS?
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