Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e18 Episode Script

Gadget's Clean Sweep

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HUH!
THESE RUBBER TIPPED DARTS
AREN'T PROPERLY BALANCED,
PENNY!
HUH?
HMMM.
GO, GO GADGET CROSSHAIRS!
WHY, I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN
DARTS WERE PERFECTLY WEIGHTED,
PENNY!
YES, UNCLE GADGET.
LUCKY THROW, PENNY!
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW A
PROFESSIONAL DOES IT!
GO, GO GADGET WAH, WHOA, AAH!
GASP!
R-YIKES!
(SNORES)
(HISSING)
DR. CLAW: MADCAT!
STOP MAKING THAT NOISE!
I'VE FOUND GADGET'S ANCESTORS
IN 19TH CENTURY LONDON.
USE YOUR TIME MACHIEN
AND ELIMINATE THEM,
THELMA BODKIN!
GOOD IDEA DR. CLAW.
IF WE ELIMINATE THEM IN
THE PAST THEN NO MORE GADGE
TODAY! HEE HEE HEE.
PRECISELY.
AND AS LONG AS
YOU'LL ALREADY BE THERE
ARE THERE ANY SOUVENIRS
YOU'D LIKE ME TO BRING BACK?
THE CROWN JEWELS.
AS A CHILD, I
YEARNED FOR THEM.
YOU WERE A CHILD?
(LAUGHS) MEOWWW!
OKAY, NOW WATCH THIS!
(RINGING)
CHIEF!
IS THAT YOU?
I'll BE RIGHT THERE!
OH! CHIEF!
HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
MAD AGENTS GOING TO
19 TH CENTURY LONDON.
ATTEMPTING TO
STEAL CROWN JEWELS.
STOP THEM.
CAUTION: THIS
MESSAGE WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY,
EVEN IN THE PAST.
OH, CHIEF?
YES, GADGET?
WHERE IS 19 TH CENTURY LONDON?
GO SEE PROFFESSOR VON
SLICKSTEIN AT THE POLICE LAB.
HE'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS.
OH NO!
(SIGHS) MAYBE I
SHOULD RUN AWAY FROM HOME!
NOW REMEMBER.
YOU HAVE JUST FOUR HOURS TO
COMPLETE YOUR ASSIGNMENT.
AFTER THAT, THE TIME MACHINE
AUTOMATICALLY RETURNS AND
YOU'LL BE LEFT IN
THE PAST FOREVER!
THIS IS CHIMNEY
AND CHAR GADGET.
IT LOOKS LIKE TWO COWS TO ME.
WRONG PAGE.
THERE!
CHAR AND CHIMENY GADGE
WERE CHIMNEY SWEEPS WHO LATER
IMMIGRATED TO AMERICA.
THEY'RE MY GREAT GRANDPAERNTS.
THE FAMILY BOOK SAYS THEY WERE
CHIMNEY SWEEPS LIVING BY
THE THAMES.
NO PROBLEM.
I CAN HAVE THE TIME
MACHINE TAKE YOU THERE.
FIRST, DON'
TOUCH THE RED BUTTON.
IT'S THE LAUNCHING ONE.
WHERE'S THE DASH LIGHT?
UM, THE ONE ON YOUR LEFT.
THE RED ONE?
NO!
NO, THE BLACK ONE!
BON VOYAGE!
PENNY:
YEAH!
WE'RE AT THE DOCKS,
UNCLE GADGET.
THIS IS LONDON OF
THE 19 TH CENTURY.
NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
NOW WHEN YOU SEE CHAR
AND CHIMNEY GADGET,
YOU FINISH THEM OFF.
I WANT NO SLIP-UPS!
BLIMEY!
THIS SHOULD DO THE JOB!
JUST SO WE GET NO
TROUBLE FROM THE BOBBIES!
AND REMEMBER "NO SLIP-UPS!"
IT'S GADGET!
CHAR AND CHIMENY
LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!
TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THEM!
THAT ONE'LL COS
YOU A BIT MORE.
PERCY GETS A BI
'UNGRY WHEN HE'S WORKING.
JUST SO'S WE GET NO
TROUBLE FROM THE BOBBIES.
FINISH THE JOB RIGH
AND I'll DOUBLE THAT!
WHAT ARE WE WAITIN' FOR?
(LAUGHS)
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN!
I'M LOOKING FOR MY
GREAT-GRANDPARENTS.
GO GO GADGET NECK!
WOWSERS!
AACK!
HEY, SOMEONE'S DROWNING!
GO GO GADGET LASSO!
HELLO THERE!
GO GO GADGET TOWEL!
UGH!
UMPH!
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
THIS FOG IS MAKING
MY GADGETS ACT UP!
PENNY: UNCLE
GADGET! UNCLE GADGET!
WHAT IS IT PENNY?
LOOK UNCLE GADGET!
IT'S CHAR AND CHIMNEY GADGET!
YIKES!
GREAT GRANDFATHER!
AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
I'M YOUR GREAT-GRANDSON!
CHAR: LOOK OUT,
E'S DOTTY IN THE 'EAD, CHIMNEY.
THIS IS BRAIN.
I'M UNCLE GADGET'S NIECE.
WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.
FROM THE FUTURE?
IT'S A BIT TOO EARLY FOR THAT.
'E DOES LOOK A
BIT FAMILIAR, LUV.
I NEVER FOGETS A FACE.
COO, HE DOES HAVE
COUSIN HERDIPOL'S HAIR!
WELL IT'S A SMALL WORLD
AND IF YOU'RE A KIN TO US,
LET'S HAVE A PINT OF BEER.
PENNY!
YOU AND BRAIN STAY
HERE WHERE IT'S SAFE!
(BIG BEN CHIMES)
GEE!
AN HOUR HAS ALREADY PASSED.
YOU AND I BETTER GET INTO THE
TOWER OF LONDON TO STOP MAD
FROM STEALING THE
QUEEN'S CROWN JEWELS.
I'M AFRAID UNCLE GADGET MAY
FORGET ABOUT HIS MISSION.
YOU'VE FAILED ME ONCE.
FOLLOW THE GADGETS
AND ELIMINATE THEM!
WE WERE OUTNUMBERED!
I'll TRIPLE WHAT'S IN THE BAG.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
I'D BETTER FOLLOW THOSE DOLTS
TO BE SURE THEY DO THE JOB.
TO THE LOVE OF
ME LIFE, MY WIFE!
TO MY ANCESTORS!
GAME OF RUBBER DARTS
FOR A POUND, GUV?
SURE!
CARE TO MAKE THA
TWO POUNDS, GUV?
SURE!
BUT I NEED SOME DARTS
THAT ARE PROPERLY BALANCED.
THESE ONE POUND
ONES ARE NO GOOD!
LISTEN, GUV!
I DIDN'T' SAY YOUR
FRIEND COULD PLAY!
WOAHH!
IS IT A NEW GAME?
I LIKE THIS ONE.
GO GO GADGET ARMS!
WOAHH!
WE'D BEST BE LEAVIN' NOW, LUV.
BUT I WAS JUS
STARTING A NEW GAME!
ANOTHER TIME!
BUY SOME VIOLETS
FROM A POOR GIRL?
JUST IN CASE I'M
NOT HERE ON MOTHERS DAY!
IT SEEMS TO SMELL GOOD.
(SNIFFING)
(LAUGH)
(LAUGH)
LET'S GET 'EM!
OOOF!
OW!
WHAT'S 'APPENING, LUV?
MOVE YOUR BLOODY FOOT!
PERCY!
IT'S YOU!
HELLO, DUCKS!
YOU ARE A STRANGE ONE.
GREAT-GRANDFATHER!
KISS!
'EY, YOU'RE NOT THE MISSES!
GREAT-GRANDFATHER!
WOWSERS!
GO GO GADGET LEGS AND ARMS!
SIGH.
LET'S GO HOME WHERE IT'S SAFE.
I'll FIX US A NICE CUPPA TEA.
THANKS, MATE!
IT WAS GETTING' A
BIT CHILLY OUT ' ERE!
IS THE COAST CLEAR, BRAIN?
I GUESS HER MAGESTY'LL BE
WANT' THESE FOR HER BIRTHDAY
CELEBRATION.
AYE, THERE'LL BE A
GALA AFFAIR!
H-OH RUH-ROH!
PENNY:
I READ YOU BRAIN.
LUCKY WE BEAT MAD HERE!
I THINK I HAVE A PLAN.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
I'll HAVE THESE READY
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY,
YOUR MAJESTY!
CARRY ON!
A PIECE OF CAKE!
I'll JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL
THEY PUT THE JEWELS BACK.
GADGET'S NIECE!
COME HERE, LITTLE GIRL!
NO!
FIRST TO GET RID OF THE BRAT!
NO! NO! NO!
THAT SHOULD HOLD YOU!
AAH!
THAT FEELS GOOD!
DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE A BATH?
WHATEVER FOR, DUCKS?
AIN'T JUNE, IS IT?
WOULD YOU BE
WANTIN' A CUP OF TEA,
GUV'NOR?
I'M NOT THE GUVENOR.
I'M A POLICE
INSPECTOR, WOWSERS!
I'M ON DUTY!
I'M SUPPOSED TO
PROTECT THE CROWN JEWELS.
THE CROWN JEWELS?
WHO'D BE STEALIN' 'EM?
MAD AGENTS.
DO YOU KNOW OF ANY
MAD AGENTS AROUND HERE?
WELL, GUV'NOR.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?
WE'RE THE KING AND
QUEEN OF THE ROOFS.
JUST FOLLER US.
WHERE CAN I PLUG THIS IN?
I NEED TO PRESS MY
COAT BEFORE WE GO!
YOU COULD SET IT ON
THE STOVE OVER THERE!
WELL, NEVERMIND THAT!
I'll JUST HAVE A QUICK SHAVE!
WHERE IS THE PLUG?
THEN THIS IS WHA
YOU'LL BE WANTIN'!
WOWSERS!
MAYBE I'll JUST BRUSH MY TEETH.
SO WHERE IS THE PLUG?
GADGET!
ALL THE GADGETS
ARE STILL ALIVE!
BUT I PAID TOP DOLLAR.
PAY MORE!
FINISH THE JOB!
(SCREECH)
(BIG BEN CHIMES)
ONLY TWO HOURS LEFT!
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
I THINK I KNOW HOW
TO FOOL DR. CLAW!
COME IN, BRAIN!
GO FIND UNCLE GADGET!
THE MAD AGENTS ARE AFTER THEM!
RIBBLE ROW A RIBBLE WOW!
PENNY: I'll TAKE CARE
OF THE CROWN JEWELS!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!
THELMA:
YOU FAILED!
WE DID JUST AS
YOU SAID, MA'RM!
THIS TIME DO IT RIGHT AND
ALL THIS GOLD WILL BE YOURS.
I JUST DON'T
I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU JUS
DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE
FROM THE BOBBIES.
THERE THEY ARE!
WOWSERS!
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK
OF THEM BLOKES, LUV!
CHIMNEY: IT'S THE
BLOKES FROM THE PUB!
BETTER SCOOT!
THAT MUST BE
HI THERE!
HOW ABOUT THIS GAME
FOR THREE POUNDS!?
GO GO GADGET SPRINGS.
WOWSERS!
NO, NO! NOT THE ROCKETS!
NO NO!
NOT GADGET COAT!
GADGET SPRINGS!
DAD, DO YOU SMELL
SOMETHING BURNING?
(COUGH) PROBABLY JUST YOU
BURNIN' THE SUPPER AGAIN,
MUM.
(COUGH) DERRICK, BE A LOVE AND
SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK
IN THE FLUE!
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE!
GO GET THE SWEEPS!
ROW WOW!
WHY, IT'S THE
GUV'NOR'S DOG, CHIMNEY!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND 'IM CHIMENY?
NEVER COULD
UNDERSTAN' A YANK ACCENT!
WE'D BEST FOLLOW HIM.
MAYBE 'E KNOWS
WHERE THE GUV'NOR IS!
ONE HOUR LEFT.
I FOUND THESE FAKE
CROWN JEWELS JUST IN TIME.
NOW TO PUT THEM IN THE
TOWER BEFORE MAD GETS THERE!
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A
VERY SHORT BIRTHDAY PARTY!
DR. CLAW WILL BE SO PLEASED!
HE WON'T BE WHEN HE FINDS OU
WHAT THOSE JEWELS ARE MADE OF!
WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRAIN?
ROWFS, ROWFS
YOU'VE GOT TO
RESCUE HIM, BRAIN!
OUR TIME IS ALMOST UP!
I'll BE RIGHT THERE!
THIS IS GREAT!
I ALWAYS WANTED TO
RIDE IN ONE OF THESE!
LOOK! THERE'S THE GUV!
CHAR! CHIMENY!
THIS NICE GENTLEMAN
IS GIVING ME A RIDE!
OOF!
WAIT! MY FRIENDS WANT TO COME
ALONG!
OH, OH, TROUBLE
WITH THE BOBBIES!
UNCLE GADGET!
WE HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE TIME MACHINE!
WHERE ARE ALL THE CRATES?
WHERE'S THE TIME MACHINE?
BIG BEN IS OVER THERE,
WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN!
WE ONLY HAVE FIVE
MINUTES, BRAIN!
IT'S ON THAT BARGE!
CAN YOU FLY US
THERE, UNCLE GADGET?
CERTAINLY, PENNY.
GO GO GADGET COPTER.
SAY HELLO TO MOM AND DAD!
HE'S AN ODD ONE, ALL RIGHT.
NO DISPUTIN' THAT!
MUST TAKE AFTER YER
SIDE O' THE FAMILY!
(BIG BEN CHIMES)
WELL, GADGET.
YOU DID IT AGAIN.
THANKS, CHIEF.
AND I LEARNED A
VALUABLE LESSON.
WHAT'S THAT, GADGET?
THE NEXT TIME I GO TO
19 TH CENTURY LONDON,
I'M BRINGING A
LONG EXTENSION CORD!
PLUGS ARE HARD TO
FIND OVER THERE!
WE DIDN'T GET THE GADGETS BU
WE DID GET THE CROWN JEWELS!
THESE ARE FAKE!
YOU FAILED ME!
(SCREECH)
OUCH!
NEXT TIME, GADGET,
YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY!
UNCLE GADGET!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GETTING READY FOR
OUR NEXT TRIP, PENNY!
BUT UNCLE GADGET!
IT'S DANGEROUS TO PLUG TOO
MANY APPLICANCES INTO AN
EXTENTION CORD!
IT IS?
I MEAN, IT IS!
YES.
IT COULD CAUSE A
SHORT CIRCUIT OR A FIRE!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, UNCLE
GADGET?
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