Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? (2015) s01e01 Episode Script
Adventurer, Bell Cranel
1
A long, long time ago,
we gods came down to this world—
the world of you, our children—
seeking excitement.
And we decided that we would
live here with you
forever in the lower world.
We decided to seal away our divine power,
and enjoy life with all the hardship
and inconvenience that it entails.
Whew.
We can offer you only one thing:
the power to fight monsters,
what we call our blessing.
The children given this
power become our servants,
our familia.
In other words,
you are my servant.
You are the only
member of the Hestia Familia.
Are you listening, Bell?
Bell?
Hey
Are you all right?
Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Bell Cranel
Adventurer
Thanks!
What happened to him?
Is he okay?
He's probably a new adventurer who
pushed himself too hard and screwed up.
Oh, so he's just a screwup, huh?
Miss Eina!
Bell!
Please tell me what you
know about Miss Aiz Wallenstein!
You know better than that!
Going straight down to the fifth floor?
It's dangerous enough to go into the
dungeon alone instead of finding a party!
I've told you this before.
An adventurer shouldn't be too adventurous!
Yeah
I'm sorry.
Bell, you're amazingly lucky.
Not many Level 1 adventurers,
who've only been going into
the dungeon for two weeks,
would survive a minotaur attack.
Yeah
Anyway, I'm just glad you're safe.
Be more careful next time, okay?
And try not to run through the
streets soaked in blood, okay?
Yeah!
So about that information on Miss Aiz
What?
Don't tell me you've
fallen in love with Miss Wallenstein,
the girl who saved you
Well, um
You have, haven't you?
Yeah!
Aiz Wallenstein.
Part of the Loki Familia. Currently Level 5.
She's said to be one of the
strongest swordsmen in Orario,
and gods have given her
the title "Sword Princess."
Even I know that.
I meant more like
What does she like to do?
What's her favorite food?
And, um
Whether she has a special
someone? Is that it?
E-Exactly!
I can't say I've ever heard
anybody say that she has.
Really?
But realistically, I think
it's not going to be easy.
You're already received the
blessing of the goddess Hestia,
and become part of the Hestia Familia, right?
There's a lot of reasons it will
be hard for you to get to know a
leader of the Loki Familia.
You know that, right?
Come on, cheer up!
Go and trade in the magic stones
you earned today for money.
Okay.
Here.
Here you go.
1200 valis.
Thanks.
Okay, I'll be leaving.
Bell.
Listen, girls like guys who are strong,
and can protect them.
So if you keep working
hard and get stronger,
she just might like you back.
Yeah!
Thank you, Miss Eina!
I love you!
Isn't that sweet?
Maybe I was a little too nice.
Bell, an adventurer needs to
pick up his girls in a dungeon.
You save a weak female
adventurer from a hideous monster,
she's grateful, and the two
of you get to know each other.
That's the best part of being an adventurer.
It was just like my late grandfather said!
Well, except that it was
the other way around.
I have to do my best!
Goddess! I'm back!
Welcome back, Bell!
You're home early today.
Yes.
I kind of almost got killed
in the dungeon today
Are you okay?
Does it hurt?
If you die it'll be really traumatic for me!
It's okay, Goddess.
I'm the only member of the Hestia Familia.
I wouldn't leave you alone
and helpless in the world.
Okay, glad to hear it!
I'm going to choose to believe that,
so you'd better not let me down!
Oh, right!
I have a delicious present for you today!
Ta-dah!
Where'd you get those fried potatoes?
You know how I started
working at that food stand?
Since more customers started coming,
they gave it to me as a reward!
Let's have a fancy party for our dinner.
Bell
I'm not letting you get any sleep tonight!
Wow, Goddess!
Anyway
I still can't find anybody else
who wants to join my familia.
Maybe it can't be helped, since I'm
a goddess nobody's ever heard of.
You get the same blessing no matter
which god you serve, though.
Well, as for me
I wouldn't mind it being just the
two of us for a little longer.
No, no!
It does bother me that I'm making
you do all the work alone, though.
Don't worry about it.
You're working too, aren't you?
Tonight you even brought me dinner.
But this is all I can do
I wish I could at least use
my divine power, my Arcanum
But there's a rule that says you
can't use it on the lower world.
I'm sorry I made you contract
with such a useless goddess
What are you saying, Goddess?
Our familia is just getting started!
If we get through this,
things are sure to get easier!
Okay?
Bell!
Thank you!
I'm so lucky to have met somebody like you!
Okay, let's upgrade your status
and make ourselves better future!
Yes, Goddess!
Bell, you're too idealistic
about the dungeon.
You'll never pick up the girls you're
looking for in a brutal place like that.
Like this Aiz Wallenstein girl
If she's that strong and that beautiful,
there'll be other guys after her, too!
She's sure to have a man
or two she likes already.
Are you upset for some reason, Goddess?
I most certainly am not!
Is something wrong?
No!
Listen, Bell.
You need to pay more attention
to what's around you.
The girls you're looking for
might be right in front of you!
In fact, you've already met a wonderful girl
who'll love you and hold you gently!
I'm sure of it.
Have I really?
Well, since she's in the Loki Familia,
there's no way you could marry
that Wallenwhatsit girl.
You should forget about that girl,
and look for the happiness
that's right in front of you.
You're really mean, Goddess.
My agility's gone up a lot!
Yeah.
Probably because you had that
minotaur chasing you around.
And my magic power is still zero, huh?
Am I ever going to be able to use magic?
I don't know that myself.
Goddess!
What's with the line on the page for skills?
Oh, my finger slipped a little.
It's empty, like always.
Of course it is.
I just wish there were some way
I could get stronger quickly.
The children in the lower
world change so easily.
We gods, on the other hand, are unchanging.
"Realis Phrase."
To grow quickly.
As long as his feelings remain,
it'll stay in effect.
And the stronger his feelings,
the more its effects grow.
Congratulations, Bell.
You finally have a skill.
But it bugs me that it was
somebody else that changed you!
I'm off, Goddess.
Stupid Bell
That was close.
Maybe she was still half-asleep.
What was that?
Um
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you need something?
Um you dropped this.
A magic stone?
I thought I traded them all in yesterday
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
You're an adventurer, right?
You're heading into the dungeon this early?
Yes, I guess.
It's not much, but
I couldn't, though
I can't take a lunch from
somebody I've never met!
And isn't this your breakfast?
Don't worry about it.
There'll be something for
me to eat once the pub opens.
B-But
In exchange
Make sure you come eat here tonight!
It's a promise!
Is that not okay?
O-Okay
Thank you.
How long would I have to
keep doing this to catch up to Miss Aiz?
Miss Eina tells me that it's important
to take my time and learn the basics, but
An item drop?
Lucky me.
There's so many
Should I run? But
Please, Bell!
Fight!
I-I'll do it!
Goddess, are you sure this is right?
My ability scores went
up over a total of 160 points?
And look, I only got hit once
and my vitality went up by 30 points!
And my strength and dexterity, too!
This has never happened before!
G-Goddess?
Um
Well
So, well
Why did I grow so much, so quickly?
Don't ask me!
Goddess?
Goddess?
Goddess?
Where are you going?
A-A party with my co-workers!
You can go have a
wonderful dinner and a
great time all by yourself!
Goddess?
What's with Bell?
I can't believe he grew so
much because of that skill
Does he like that
Wallenwhatsit girl that much?
But he's got me already!
Cheers!
The Benevolent Mistress
You're that adventurer!
You came!
Yes.
I haven't introduced myself.
My name is Syr Flover.
So you're Syr's friend?
You're pretty cute, for an adventurer.
Please leave me alone.
This is 300 valis,
and the drink is 200 valis
Thanks to that drop item I have 4400 valis,
but I really want to save
money for the Familia.
It's not enough, right?
Here's today's special!
I didn't order that!
Don't hold back! You're still young.
Today's special
It's 850 valis?!
Well?
Are you having fun?
I'm a little overwhelmed
Sorry.
It looks like I'll be able to count
on getting paid a lot tonight.
I'm glad for you.
Isn't it great how many different
kinds of people come here?
When there's so many people, there's
so many things to discover
I can't help but get excited.
You could say that my
hobby is meeting new people
It makes my heart pound.
That's a pretty amazing thing to say.
Nya!
The customers with reservations have arrived!
Hey, she's gorgeous!
Idiot! Look at that emblem!
That's the Loki Familia!
The Giant-Killing Familia?
So that's the Sword Princess?
Mister Bell?
Mister Bell?
Good work out there in the dungeon, guys!
We're having a feast tonight!
Drink up!
Okay, let's get drunk!
Cheers.
Cheers.
The Loki Familia are regular customers.
It seems their goddess, Lady Loki,
really likes this place.
That hurts, Aiz-tan.
You brought it on yourself.
Then if I come here
Thank you!
I'll be back!
Okay!
Aiz, let's tell them all about that thing.
That thing?
You know!
We let a bunch of minotaurs
escape on our way back.
You took out the last one
on the fifth floor, right?
And you remember that
tomato dork who was there, right?
A wimpy little kid who'd obviously
just started adventuring
got cornered by one of the
minotaurs who ran from us.
When Aiz cleaved the minotaur apart,
its stinky blood got all over him,
and he looked like a bright red tomato!
And get this!
The tomato dork ran off screaming.
Our princess saved him
and he ran away from her!
How pathetic is that?
I think in that situation,
he can hardly be blamed.
Enough, Bete.
It was our fault for letting the minotaurs
escape from the seventeenth floor.
You should be ashamed.
What's wrong with saying trash is trash?
What do you think, Aiz?
Just hypothetically,
who would you choose?
Me? Or the tomato dork?
Bete, you're drunk, aren't you?
I'm talking to you, Aiz!
If that kid asked you out, would you say yes?
No way, right?
A wimp who's weaker than you
has no right to stand beside you.
You yourself would never allow that!
A wimp isn't good enough for you.
Not for Aiz Wallenstein.
Mister Bell!
What? A dine-and-dash?
Miss Aiz?
He's got guts, trying to pull
that at Mama Mia's house!
Was that?
Why is this happening to me?
You're drunk.
Cool off for a bit.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
I can't forgive myself
I wanted something to happen
without doing anything myself!
I have to do it
I have to do it all
Or I can't even stand by her side!
War Shadows?
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
If you want to get there
Where did Bell go?
He never came home last night.
Maybe he's never
Bell?
Bell!
Goddess
I want to get stronger.
Okay.
Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Listen, Bell.
You're sleeping on the bed,
not the sofa, today.
You're hurt, so don't worry about it, okay?
Sorry, Goddess
I'm so tired
Maybe I'll sleep next to you in exchange.
That's fine.
Let's sleep together.
What?
Wait, Bell!
Normally, you'd freak out.
That's what I was
hoping for when I said it!
So basically, you see
He's already asleep!
Monsterphilia
Monster Festival
Next Time
Next time: "Monsterphilia."
A long, long time ago,
we gods came down to this world—
the world of you, our children—
seeking excitement.
And we decided that we would
live here with you
forever in the lower world.
We decided to seal away our divine power,
and enjoy life with all the hardship
and inconvenience that it entails.
Whew.
We can offer you only one thing:
the power to fight monsters,
what we call our blessing.
The children given this
power become our servants,
our familia.
In other words,
you are my servant.
You are the only
member of the Hestia Familia.
Are you listening, Bell?
Bell?
Hey
Are you all right?
Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Bell Cranel
Adventurer
Thanks!
What happened to him?
Is he okay?
He's probably a new adventurer who
pushed himself too hard and screwed up.
Oh, so he's just a screwup, huh?
Miss Eina!
Bell!
Please tell me what you
know about Miss Aiz Wallenstein!
You know better than that!
Going straight down to the fifth floor?
It's dangerous enough to go into the
dungeon alone instead of finding a party!
I've told you this before.
An adventurer shouldn't be too adventurous!
Yeah
I'm sorry.
Bell, you're amazingly lucky.
Not many Level 1 adventurers,
who've only been going into
the dungeon for two weeks,
would survive a minotaur attack.
Yeah
Anyway, I'm just glad you're safe.
Be more careful next time, okay?
And try not to run through the
streets soaked in blood, okay?
Yeah!
So about that information on Miss Aiz
What?
Don't tell me you've
fallen in love with Miss Wallenstein,
the girl who saved you
Well, um
You have, haven't you?
Yeah!
Aiz Wallenstein.
Part of the Loki Familia. Currently Level 5.
She's said to be one of the
strongest swordsmen in Orario,
and gods have given her
the title "Sword Princess."
Even I know that.
I meant more like
What does she like to do?
What's her favorite food?
And, um
Whether she has a special
someone? Is that it?
E-Exactly!
I can't say I've ever heard
anybody say that she has.
Really?
But realistically, I think
it's not going to be easy.
You're already received the
blessing of the goddess Hestia,
and become part of the Hestia Familia, right?
There's a lot of reasons it will
be hard for you to get to know a
leader of the Loki Familia.
You know that, right?
Come on, cheer up!
Go and trade in the magic stones
you earned today for money.
Okay.
Here.
Here you go.
1200 valis.
Thanks.
Okay, I'll be leaving.
Bell.
Listen, girls like guys who are strong,
and can protect them.
So if you keep working
hard and get stronger,
she just might like you back.
Yeah!
Thank you, Miss Eina!
I love you!
Isn't that sweet?
Maybe I was a little too nice.
Bell, an adventurer needs to
pick up his girls in a dungeon.
You save a weak female
adventurer from a hideous monster,
she's grateful, and the two
of you get to know each other.
That's the best part of being an adventurer.
It was just like my late grandfather said!
Well, except that it was
the other way around.
I have to do my best!
Goddess! I'm back!
Welcome back, Bell!
You're home early today.
Yes.
I kind of almost got killed
in the dungeon today
Are you okay?
Does it hurt?
If you die it'll be really traumatic for me!
It's okay, Goddess.
I'm the only member of the Hestia Familia.
I wouldn't leave you alone
and helpless in the world.
Okay, glad to hear it!
I'm going to choose to believe that,
so you'd better not let me down!
Oh, right!
I have a delicious present for you today!
Ta-dah!
Where'd you get those fried potatoes?
You know how I started
working at that food stand?
Since more customers started coming,
they gave it to me as a reward!
Let's have a fancy party for our dinner.
Bell
I'm not letting you get any sleep tonight!
Wow, Goddess!
Anyway
I still can't find anybody else
who wants to join my familia.
Maybe it can't be helped, since I'm
a goddess nobody's ever heard of.
You get the same blessing no matter
which god you serve, though.
Well, as for me
I wouldn't mind it being just the
two of us for a little longer.
No, no!
It does bother me that I'm making
you do all the work alone, though.
Don't worry about it.
You're working too, aren't you?
Tonight you even brought me dinner.
But this is all I can do
I wish I could at least use
my divine power, my Arcanum
But there's a rule that says you
can't use it on the lower world.
I'm sorry I made you contract
with such a useless goddess
What are you saying, Goddess?
Our familia is just getting started!
If we get through this,
things are sure to get easier!
Okay?
Bell!
Thank you!
I'm so lucky to have met somebody like you!
Okay, let's upgrade your status
and make ourselves better future!
Yes, Goddess!
Bell, you're too idealistic
about the dungeon.
You'll never pick up the girls you're
looking for in a brutal place like that.
Like this Aiz Wallenstein girl
If she's that strong and that beautiful,
there'll be other guys after her, too!
She's sure to have a man
or two she likes already.
Are you upset for some reason, Goddess?
I most certainly am not!
Is something wrong?
No!
Listen, Bell.
You need to pay more attention
to what's around you.
The girls you're looking for
might be right in front of you!
In fact, you've already met a wonderful girl
who'll love you and hold you gently!
I'm sure of it.
Have I really?
Well, since she's in the Loki Familia,
there's no way you could marry
that Wallenwhatsit girl.
You should forget about that girl,
and look for the happiness
that's right in front of you.
You're really mean, Goddess.
My agility's gone up a lot!
Yeah.
Probably because you had that
minotaur chasing you around.
And my magic power is still zero, huh?
Am I ever going to be able to use magic?
I don't know that myself.
Goddess!
What's with the line on the page for skills?
Oh, my finger slipped a little.
It's empty, like always.
Of course it is.
I just wish there were some way
I could get stronger quickly.
The children in the lower
world change so easily.
We gods, on the other hand, are unchanging.
"Realis Phrase."
To grow quickly.
As long as his feelings remain,
it'll stay in effect.
And the stronger his feelings,
the more its effects grow.
Congratulations, Bell.
You finally have a skill.
But it bugs me that it was
somebody else that changed you!
I'm off, Goddess.
Stupid Bell
That was close.
Maybe she was still half-asleep.
What was that?
Um
Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you need something?
Um you dropped this.
A magic stone?
I thought I traded them all in yesterday
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
You're an adventurer, right?
You're heading into the dungeon this early?
Yes, I guess.
It's not much, but
I couldn't, though
I can't take a lunch from
somebody I've never met!
And isn't this your breakfast?
Don't worry about it.
There'll be something for
me to eat once the pub opens.
B-But
In exchange
Make sure you come eat here tonight!
It's a promise!
Is that not okay?
O-Okay
Thank you.
How long would I have to
keep doing this to catch up to Miss Aiz?
Miss Eina tells me that it's important
to take my time and learn the basics, but
An item drop?
Lucky me.
There's so many
Should I run? But
Please, Bell!
Fight!
I-I'll do it!
Goddess, are you sure this is right?
My ability scores went
up over a total of 160 points?
And look, I only got hit once
and my vitality went up by 30 points!
And my strength and dexterity, too!
This has never happened before!
G-Goddess?
Um
Well
So, well
Why did I grow so much, so quickly?
Don't ask me!
Goddess?
Goddess?
Goddess?
Where are you going?
A-A party with my co-workers!
You can go have a
wonderful dinner and a
great time all by yourself!
Goddess?
What's with Bell?
I can't believe he grew so
much because of that skill
Does he like that
Wallenwhatsit girl that much?
But he's got me already!
Cheers!
The Benevolent Mistress
You're that adventurer!
You came!
Yes.
I haven't introduced myself.
My name is Syr Flover.
So you're Syr's friend?
You're pretty cute, for an adventurer.
Please leave me alone.
This is 300 valis,
and the drink is 200 valis
Thanks to that drop item I have 4400 valis,
but I really want to save
money for the Familia.
It's not enough, right?
Here's today's special!
I didn't order that!
Don't hold back! You're still young.
Today's special
It's 850 valis?!
Well?
Are you having fun?
I'm a little overwhelmed
Sorry.
It looks like I'll be able to count
on getting paid a lot tonight.
I'm glad for you.
Isn't it great how many different
kinds of people come here?
When there's so many people, there's
so many things to discover
I can't help but get excited.
You could say that my
hobby is meeting new people
It makes my heart pound.
That's a pretty amazing thing to say.
Nya!
The customers with reservations have arrived!
Hey, she's gorgeous!
Idiot! Look at that emblem!
That's the Loki Familia!
The Giant-Killing Familia?
So that's the Sword Princess?
Mister Bell?
Mister Bell?
Good work out there in the dungeon, guys!
We're having a feast tonight!
Drink up!
Okay, let's get drunk!
Cheers.
Cheers.
The Loki Familia are regular customers.
It seems their goddess, Lady Loki,
really likes this place.
That hurts, Aiz-tan.
You brought it on yourself.
Then if I come here
Thank you!
I'll be back!
Okay!
Aiz, let's tell them all about that thing.
That thing?
You know!
We let a bunch of minotaurs
escape on our way back.
You took out the last one
on the fifth floor, right?
And you remember that
tomato dork who was there, right?
A wimpy little kid who'd obviously
just started adventuring
got cornered by one of the
minotaurs who ran from us.
When Aiz cleaved the minotaur apart,
its stinky blood got all over him,
and he looked like a bright red tomato!
And get this!
The tomato dork ran off screaming.
Our princess saved him
and he ran away from her!
How pathetic is that?
I think in that situation,
he can hardly be blamed.
Enough, Bete.
It was our fault for letting the minotaurs
escape from the seventeenth floor.
You should be ashamed.
What's wrong with saying trash is trash?
What do you think, Aiz?
Just hypothetically,
who would you choose?
Me? Or the tomato dork?
Bete, you're drunk, aren't you?
I'm talking to you, Aiz!
If that kid asked you out, would you say yes?
No way, right?
A wimp who's weaker than you
has no right to stand beside you.
You yourself would never allow that!
A wimp isn't good enough for you.
Not for Aiz Wallenstein.
Mister Bell!
What? A dine-and-dash?
Miss Aiz?
He's got guts, trying to pull
that at Mama Mia's house!
Was that?
Why is this happening to me?
You're drunk.
Cool off for a bit.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
I can't forgive myself
I wanted something to happen
without doing anything myself!
I have to do it
I have to do it all
Or I can't even stand by her side!
War Shadows?
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
Gotta do it!
If you want to get there
Where did Bell go?
He never came home last night.
Maybe he's never
Bell?
Bell!
Goddess
I want to get stronger.
Okay.
Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Listen, Bell.
You're sleeping on the bed,
not the sofa, today.
You're hurt, so don't worry about it, okay?
Sorry, Goddess
I'm so tired
Maybe I'll sleep next to you in exchange.
That's fine.
Let's sleep together.
What?
Wait, Bell!
Normally, you'd freak out.
That's what I was
hoping for when I said it!
So basically, you see
He's already asleep!
Monsterphilia
Monster Festival
Next Time
Next time: "Monsterphilia."