Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? (2015) s01e02 Episode Script
Monster Festival, Monsterphilia
1
Is something wrong, Goddess?
No, it's nothing.
He's growing too fast.
I know he had some kind of
extraordinary experience, but
That's not enough to explain this.
It must be because
of this rare skill,
which I've never heard of before!
Realis Phrase!
In other words, Wallenwhatsit!
Skill effect: quick growth.
As long as his feelings remain,
it'll stay in effect.
And the stronger his feelings,
the more its effects grow.
Forget your dumb feelings!
Bell, you cheater!
You huge cheater!
But is it okay to tell
Bell his real ability scores?
I want to get stronger.
The other gods might be watching,
so I can't tell him about his skill, either.
Bell, can I just tell
you about your status today?
Oh, sure.
I've decided.
I'm going to give him a push forward!
Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Monsterphilia
Monster Festival
M-My status has gone up that much?
Yes.
You're growing at an
incredible rate right now.
It's like a growth spurt.
Right.
This is just my personal opinion,
but I think you have talent.
You'll become strong, for sure.
And you want to become stronger yourself.
Yes.
I respect your desire.
I'll support you and help you.
I'll lend you my powers.
So promise me you
won't be so rash anymore.
Please. Don't leave me alone!
Okay.
I won't do anything rash.
I'll do my best to get stronger,
but I'll never leave you alone, Goddess.
I won't make you worry!
As long as I can hear
those words, I feel fine.
And so, Bell,
I'll be gone for a few days,
starting tonight.
Is that all right?
Huh?
I'm sorry!
I ran off earlier without paying.
Here's the money.
I'm glad you came came all
the way here to pay your bill.
Well, if you didn't come to me,
I was going to come to you.
I'm really sorry!
Don't apologize anymore, Bell-san.
I'm happy you came back.
You're going back to the
dungeon today, right?
Here, I made you a lunch.
Oh, I couldn't
Please take it.
Can you not?
Thank you. I'll take it.
Make sure to thank Syr.
The staff here is pretty rough,
and that includes me.
We only forgave you
because she persuaded us.
I see.
Kid, there's no point in an
adventurer pretending
to be something he's not.
When you're just starting out,
put all your energy into surviving.
No matter how pathetic you feel,
or how people laugh at you,
if you come back alive, you win.
Now that you've made me tell you all this,
I'll never forgive you if you get killed.
Now get going!
We've got work and you're in the way!
Okay!
See you later!
Bye.
I said, "See you later,"
without thinking about it.
Thank you for coming, everyone!
I am Ganesha!
I'm so happy that so many of my
colleagues were able to be here tonight!
Hey, how many centuries has it been?
Four days, I think.
That unfortunate-looking guy over there
Is that Takemikazuchi?
Hermes is here, too.
He's back from his journey?
Hey!
She's here!
The goddess of beauty!
Freya!
She's so wonderful.
And this is what she looks
like on the surface, too.
Good evening, Hestia.
Freya.
Am I interrupting?
I just don't like dealing with you.
I love that about you.
Well, I like you better than some
Hey, Freya!
Shrimp!
Oh, Loki.
What are you doing here?
What, am I not allowed to
come here without a reason?
Anyway, this is perfect timing.
Loki, I wanted to ask you something.
You wanted to ask me something, shrimp?
Your familia's sword princess,
Wallenwhatsit is she seeing anybody?
Idiot.
Aiz is my favorite.
If anybody went after her
I'd rip them apart.
You two are such great friends.
We are not!
Anyway, Loki,
it may be a little late for this
but you seem very different today.
I haven't seen you in a dress in forever.
I guess so.
I heard that a certain shrimp
was coming to the feast,
so I decided to come laugh at the poor god
who's can't even afford to buy a dress.
That's hilarious.
You came to laugh at me,
when everybody's going to be laughing at you?
What's with your utterly sad
flat chest?!
Flat chest!
Flat chest!
Flat chest!
Everyone's got great equipment
It's that time of year again, huh?
Monsterphilia?
A year goes by so fast.
Go! Get her! Get her!
Loli-big-boobs and Loki-no-boobs, huh?
I've got 10,000 valis on Loli-big-boobs!
Ten elixirs on no-boobs causing
an "accident" at the last second!
I'll bet all my star chips on me
consoling Loki-tan after she loses!
I'll let you off with that for today!
Next time we meet,
don't let me see those tiny things!
Shut up, damn you!
You guys were at it again?
Hephaestus!
I'm so glad I came!
I wanted to see you!
See me?
Listen, I'm not lending
you even one more valis, okay?
How rude!
Do I look like someone
who'd treat her friends
like walking piggy banks?
Whatever.
You freeloaded off my familia for forever,
and then when we kicked you out you came
crying back and said you had
no money, no house, and no job!
So of course I'm going to think that!
Y-Yeah, that's how things used to be, sure.
But things are different now!
I have a familia now, too!
That's right.
Bell, was it?
The human with the white hair and red eyes.
Well, a lot of gods change
once they have a familia, but
Hephaestus, Hestia
I'll be leaving.
Really?
Yes.
There was something I
wanted to check up on
But that's done.
And I've already had all the fun
I wanted with all the men here.
Bye.
Wow.
So, why did you want to see me?
Depending on what it is, I may
decide to never speak to you again.
I-I know.
Actually
I want you to make a weapon for Bell!
Oh, it's you, Bell.
Lord Miach!
Sorry I know I'm not
going to be buying anything.
There's nothing to apologize for.
You didn't go to the
Banquet of the Gods, Lord Miach?
Yeah.
I was invited,
but since my familia is so small,
I've been busy preparing my goods.
Bell, I'll give you these.
I couldn't.
Don't worry. I'm just
brown-nosing a good neighbor.
It's my way of asking you to
keep patronizing my familia.
T-Thank you.
Bye.
How long are you going to keep doing that?
I'm actually pretty busy.
You're distracting me.
Do you understand?
You're kidding me.
I'm not trying to brag here,
but you know how much our
made-to-order equipment costs, right?
I know it's expensive, but
Then save up the money.
We can talk then.
It has to be now.
Please, Hephaestus!
I'm begging you!
What exactly are you
supposed to be doing, anyway?
Prostrating myself.
Takemikazuchi told me about it.
It's the ultimate technique
for apologizing and begging.
He needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.
Hestia.
Tell me why you're willing to go this far.
I want to help Bell!
He's trying to change!
He's found a goal, and now he's
trying to follow a long, harsh path.
It's a dangerous path.
So I want the power to help him!
A weapon to cut open the way for him!
He's always been there for me,
and I can't do anything for him.
He gives me everything,
and I do nothing for him.
I'm his god, but I can't do any
of the things a god should do.
I hate not being able to do anything!
Trying to change, huh?
Fine.
I'll make your weapon.
For your child's sake.
Thank you, Hephaestus!
Just so we're clear, you're paying.
Even if it takes decades, or centuries.
Yeah! I know!
What kind of weapon does your child use?
He uses a knife.
Hephaestus, are you going
to make it yourself?
Of course.
I can't get my familia involved in
a private matter between you and I.
Wow! Even in heaven,
you're known as the Divine Smith!
And you're going to make
it for me personally!
Did you forget?
This isn't heaven.
We can't use any of my divine powers.
I don't care.
The thing that makes me happiest is
that you're the one who's making it.
You help me, too!
You're going to be my assistant.
Sure, leave it to me.
A first-rate weapon for a
new adventurer,
with only two weeks' experience
Now then, what to do?
She said she'd be gone for two or three days.
Maybe she won't come home today
Hey!
Wait up, white-hair!
I have a request!
Oh, good morning.
G-Good morning.
So what I want is for you to
give this wallet to that airhead Syr.
Um
I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand, still.
Anya.
That's not a good enough explanation.
Mister Cranel is confused.
You're so dumb, Ryuu.
He can understand that I want
him to take Syr her wallet,
which she forgot when she skipped out on
her shift and went to Monsterphilia.
That's the situation.
I see.
Syr, of course, did not
skip out on her shift.
She took a vacation day for the festival.
She's probably in trouble without her wallet.
Please help, Mister Cranel.
Please!
Alright.
Leave it to me.
So um
What's Monsterphilia?
Monsterphilia is a huge festival held
once a year by the Ganesha familia!
They take over the coliseum for a full day,
and tame monsters brought from
the dungeon in front of the whole crowd.
It's a really hardcore spectacle,
more or less.
What are you planning now?
Did you take a liking to
some familia's child again,
and decide to go after them?
Jeez
All you're doing it sowing
the seeds of conflict,
you sex-obsessed goddess.
It's done.
Hooray! Hooray!
Thank you, Hephaestus!
Can I go give it to Bell?
That's fine,
but don't forget about the loan.
Yeah!
So which child is it you're after?
A child who's so terribly forlorn,
he'd cry at the slightest provocation.
But he was so pretty.
Ethereal, almost.
A color I'd never seen before
It was truly a coincidence that I saw him.
He just happened to
wander into my field of vision.
What's wrong?
Sorry.
I have somewhere to be.
You can't just—
Let's meet again later.
What's her problem?
Wait, she left me with the bill, too?
What's wrong, Aiz?
Nothing.
Wow.
It's just like they said!
It looks like it'll be hard to find Syr
Bell!
Goddess!
What are you doing here?
I missed you, I guess!
I missed you, too.
Splendid!
I knew it! You and I
share an incredible bond!
Um, Goddess What?
Let's go on a date, Bell!
Wait, Goddess!
I've been asked to find someone!
Oh, yeah?
Then let's look for them
while we go on our date!
Two birds with one stone!
No, I can't
Mister, give us two crepes!
Sure thing!
Goddess
Say, "Ahh," Bell!
Goddess, I can't—
What?
You don't want to take a bite after me?
It's not that!
I can't take your food from you, Goddess.
Eat mine instead!
You decided to run away, huh?
Well, that's okay.
I'd like you to wipe that off.
Okay.
You're perfect.
It's no good
I planned to simply watch
his growth for a while, but
So it's a girl you're looking for, huh?
I can't take my eyes off
you for a second, Bell.
What does that mean?
Who knows?
Goddess?
A monster!
A monster?
Chase after little me!
B-B-Bell, is it looking at me?
Goddess, why is that monster chasing you?
Do you know him?
I've never met him before!
This is Daedalus Street?
We have to go!
Bell!
Goddess!
I'm scared.
I'm scared, but
I'm a man!
Go!
Go!
Don't run and leave that girl behind!
Bell!
Goddess!
It's no good.
I'm not strong enough to protect her!
At this rate it'll catch up to us!
What do I do?
What do I do?
Bell?
I'm sorry, Goddess.
I'll buy you some time.
You should run away.
What are you saying?
Open this door, now!
Goddess
I don't want to lose any more family.
Bell!
Bell!
Bell!
Hestia Knife
The Blade of a God
Next Time
Next time: "Hestia Knife."
Is something wrong, Goddess?
No, it's nothing.
He's growing too fast.
I know he had some kind of
extraordinary experience, but
That's not enough to explain this.
It must be because
of this rare skill,
which I've never heard of before!
Realis Phrase!
In other words, Wallenwhatsit!
Skill effect: quick growth.
As long as his feelings remain,
it'll stay in effect.
And the stronger his feelings,
the more its effects grow.
Forget your dumb feelings!
Bell, you cheater!
You huge cheater!
But is it okay to tell
Bell his real ability scores?
I want to get stronger.
The other gods might be watching,
so I can't tell him about his skill, either.
Bell, can I just tell
you about your status today?
Oh, sure.
I've decided.
I'm going to give him a push forward!
Is It Wrong to Try to
Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Monsterphilia
Monster Festival
M-My status has gone up that much?
Yes.
You're growing at an
incredible rate right now.
It's like a growth spurt.
Right.
This is just my personal opinion,
but I think you have talent.
You'll become strong, for sure.
And you want to become stronger yourself.
Yes.
I respect your desire.
I'll support you and help you.
I'll lend you my powers.
So promise me you
won't be so rash anymore.
Please. Don't leave me alone!
Okay.
I won't do anything rash.
I'll do my best to get stronger,
but I'll never leave you alone, Goddess.
I won't make you worry!
As long as I can hear
those words, I feel fine.
And so, Bell,
I'll be gone for a few days,
starting tonight.
Is that all right?
Huh?
I'm sorry!
I ran off earlier without paying.
Here's the money.
I'm glad you came came all
the way here to pay your bill.
Well, if you didn't come to me,
I was going to come to you.
I'm really sorry!
Don't apologize anymore, Bell-san.
I'm happy you came back.
You're going back to the
dungeon today, right?
Here, I made you a lunch.
Oh, I couldn't
Please take it.
Can you not?
Thank you. I'll take it.
Make sure to thank Syr.
The staff here is pretty rough,
and that includes me.
We only forgave you
because she persuaded us.
I see.
Kid, there's no point in an
adventurer pretending
to be something he's not.
When you're just starting out,
put all your energy into surviving.
No matter how pathetic you feel,
or how people laugh at you,
if you come back alive, you win.
Now that you've made me tell you all this,
I'll never forgive you if you get killed.
Now get going!
We've got work and you're in the way!
Okay!
See you later!
Bye.
I said, "See you later,"
without thinking about it.
Thank you for coming, everyone!
I am Ganesha!
I'm so happy that so many of my
colleagues were able to be here tonight!
Hey, how many centuries has it been?
Four days, I think.
That unfortunate-looking guy over there
Is that Takemikazuchi?
Hermes is here, too.
He's back from his journey?
Hey!
She's here!
The goddess of beauty!
Freya!
She's so wonderful.
And this is what she looks
like on the surface, too.
Good evening, Hestia.
Freya.
Am I interrupting?
I just don't like dealing with you.
I love that about you.
Well, I like you better than some
Hey, Freya!
Shrimp!
Oh, Loki.
What are you doing here?
What, am I not allowed to
come here without a reason?
Anyway, this is perfect timing.
Loki, I wanted to ask you something.
You wanted to ask me something, shrimp?
Your familia's sword princess,
Wallenwhatsit is she seeing anybody?
Idiot.
Aiz is my favorite.
If anybody went after her
I'd rip them apart.
You two are such great friends.
We are not!
Anyway, Loki,
it may be a little late for this
but you seem very different today.
I haven't seen you in a dress in forever.
I guess so.
I heard that a certain shrimp
was coming to the feast,
so I decided to come laugh at the poor god
who's can't even afford to buy a dress.
That's hilarious.
You came to laugh at me,
when everybody's going to be laughing at you?
What's with your utterly sad
flat chest?!
Flat chest!
Flat chest!
Flat chest!
Everyone's got great equipment
It's that time of year again, huh?
Monsterphilia?
A year goes by so fast.
Go! Get her! Get her!
Loli-big-boobs and Loki-no-boobs, huh?
I've got 10,000 valis on Loli-big-boobs!
Ten elixirs on no-boobs causing
an "accident" at the last second!
I'll bet all my star chips on me
consoling Loki-tan after she loses!
I'll let you off with that for today!
Next time we meet,
don't let me see those tiny things!
Shut up, damn you!
You guys were at it again?
Hephaestus!
I'm so glad I came!
I wanted to see you!
See me?
Listen, I'm not lending
you even one more valis, okay?
How rude!
Do I look like someone
who'd treat her friends
like walking piggy banks?
Whatever.
You freeloaded off my familia for forever,
and then when we kicked you out you came
crying back and said you had
no money, no house, and no job!
So of course I'm going to think that!
Y-Yeah, that's how things used to be, sure.
But things are different now!
I have a familia now, too!
That's right.
Bell, was it?
The human with the white hair and red eyes.
Well, a lot of gods change
once they have a familia, but
Hephaestus, Hestia
I'll be leaving.
Really?
Yes.
There was something I
wanted to check up on
But that's done.
And I've already had all the fun
I wanted with all the men here.
Bye.
Wow.
So, why did you want to see me?
Depending on what it is, I may
decide to never speak to you again.
I-I know.
Actually
I want you to make a weapon for Bell!
Oh, it's you, Bell.
Lord Miach!
Sorry I know I'm not
going to be buying anything.
There's nothing to apologize for.
You didn't go to the
Banquet of the Gods, Lord Miach?
Yeah.
I was invited,
but since my familia is so small,
I've been busy preparing my goods.
Bell, I'll give you these.
I couldn't.
Don't worry. I'm just
brown-nosing a good neighbor.
It's my way of asking you to
keep patronizing my familia.
T-Thank you.
Bye.
How long are you going to keep doing that?
I'm actually pretty busy.
You're distracting me.
Do you understand?
You're kidding me.
I'm not trying to brag here,
but you know how much our
made-to-order equipment costs, right?
I know it's expensive, but
Then save up the money.
We can talk then.
It has to be now.
Please, Hephaestus!
I'm begging you!
What exactly are you
supposed to be doing, anyway?
Prostrating myself.
Takemikazuchi told me about it.
It's the ultimate technique
for apologizing and begging.
He needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.
Hestia.
Tell me why you're willing to go this far.
I want to help Bell!
He's trying to change!
He's found a goal, and now he's
trying to follow a long, harsh path.
It's a dangerous path.
So I want the power to help him!
A weapon to cut open the way for him!
He's always been there for me,
and I can't do anything for him.
He gives me everything,
and I do nothing for him.
I'm his god, but I can't do any
of the things a god should do.
I hate not being able to do anything!
Trying to change, huh?
Fine.
I'll make your weapon.
For your child's sake.
Thank you, Hephaestus!
Just so we're clear, you're paying.
Even if it takes decades, or centuries.
Yeah! I know!
What kind of weapon does your child use?
He uses a knife.
Hephaestus, are you going
to make it yourself?
Of course.
I can't get my familia involved in
a private matter between you and I.
Wow! Even in heaven,
you're known as the Divine Smith!
And you're going to make
it for me personally!
Did you forget?
This isn't heaven.
We can't use any of my divine powers.
I don't care.
The thing that makes me happiest is
that you're the one who's making it.
You help me, too!
You're going to be my assistant.
Sure, leave it to me.
A first-rate weapon for a
new adventurer,
with only two weeks' experience
Now then, what to do?
She said she'd be gone for two or three days.
Maybe she won't come home today
Hey!
Wait up, white-hair!
I have a request!
Oh, good morning.
G-Good morning.
So what I want is for you to
give this wallet to that airhead Syr.
Um
I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand, still.
Anya.
That's not a good enough explanation.
Mister Cranel is confused.
You're so dumb, Ryuu.
He can understand that I want
him to take Syr her wallet,
which she forgot when she skipped out on
her shift and went to Monsterphilia.
That's the situation.
I see.
Syr, of course, did not
skip out on her shift.
She took a vacation day for the festival.
She's probably in trouble without her wallet.
Please help, Mister Cranel.
Please!
Alright.
Leave it to me.
So um
What's Monsterphilia?
Monsterphilia is a huge festival held
once a year by the Ganesha familia!
They take over the coliseum for a full day,
and tame monsters brought from
the dungeon in front of the whole crowd.
It's a really hardcore spectacle,
more or less.
What are you planning now?
Did you take a liking to
some familia's child again,
and decide to go after them?
Jeez
All you're doing it sowing
the seeds of conflict,
you sex-obsessed goddess.
It's done.
Hooray! Hooray!
Thank you, Hephaestus!
Can I go give it to Bell?
That's fine,
but don't forget about the loan.
Yeah!
So which child is it you're after?
A child who's so terribly forlorn,
he'd cry at the slightest provocation.
But he was so pretty.
Ethereal, almost.
A color I'd never seen before
It was truly a coincidence that I saw him.
He just happened to
wander into my field of vision.
What's wrong?
Sorry.
I have somewhere to be.
You can't just—
Let's meet again later.
What's her problem?
Wait, she left me with the bill, too?
What's wrong, Aiz?
Nothing.
Wow.
It's just like they said!
It looks like it'll be hard to find Syr
Bell!
Goddess!
What are you doing here?
I missed you, I guess!
I missed you, too.
Splendid!
I knew it! You and I
share an incredible bond!
Um, Goddess What?
Let's go on a date, Bell!
Wait, Goddess!
I've been asked to find someone!
Oh, yeah?
Then let's look for them
while we go on our date!
Two birds with one stone!
No, I can't
Mister, give us two crepes!
Sure thing!
Goddess
Say, "Ahh," Bell!
Goddess, I can't—
What?
You don't want to take a bite after me?
It's not that!
I can't take your food from you, Goddess.
Eat mine instead!
You decided to run away, huh?
Well, that's okay.
I'd like you to wipe that off.
Okay.
You're perfect.
It's no good
I planned to simply watch
his growth for a while, but
So it's a girl you're looking for, huh?
I can't take my eyes off
you for a second, Bell.
What does that mean?
Who knows?
Goddess?
A monster!
A monster?
Chase after little me!
B-B-Bell, is it looking at me?
Goddess, why is that monster chasing you?
Do you know him?
I've never met him before!
This is Daedalus Street?
We have to go!
Bell!
Goddess!
I'm scared.
I'm scared, but
I'm a man!
Go!
Go!
Don't run and leave that girl behind!
Bell!
Goddess!
It's no good.
I'm not strong enough to protect her!
At this rate it'll catch up to us!
What do I do?
What do I do?
Bell?
I'm sorry, Goddess.
I'll buy you some time.
You should run away.
What are you saying?
Open this door, now!
Goddess
I don't want to lose any more family.
Bell!
Bell!
Bell!
Hestia Knife
The Blade of a God
Next Time
Next time: "Hestia Knife."