Journey to the West (1986) s01e02 Episode Script

Guan feng bi ma wen

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Episode 2 Becoming a horse-keeper
The monster is coming
the monster is coming. Run
Kill them
don't let them go. Move
Hah, hah
Kids, kids, come out
Our King is back, he's back
King, several
monsters occupied our cave
What? Occupied our cave
Let's go
Go, go, let's go
Come on. Hah
Come over, come over
King, it's him. It's him
Where do you monster come from
How can you bully my kids
I'm the Invincible Fiend
How dare you intrude
my holy mountain
You have nothing exceptional, are you
come for death without any weapon
What
Hah
Hum, I'm the master
of this Water Curtain Cave
I won't let you be such savage
You'll definitely be punished
Run
Run quickly
Catch them, catch them
Catch them
Run quickly
Your brothers are coming
Brothers
Brother, how is it
Brothers
Listen up, kids. Kids
Kids, fortunately
I finally got a name
King, what's your last name
My last name is Sun
my Buddhist name is Wukong
Wow, your last name is Sun
That's wonderful
Our King is senior Sun
we're the junior Sun, elder Sun
We are the elder Sun
second Sun
All right. We all are
a Sun family. a Sun
country, a Sun den
Hah
King, the monster comes
again with another two monsters
Look
Kids, catch them alive
Great. Let's go
Let's go
Wait, wait. Don't fight
Wait
Go away
It's so nice to see you, master
Well, who are you
Why do you come here
I'm the Powerful Cattle Devil
and this is Unicorn King
Forgive my third brother who
unintentionally offended you before
We're here to give you
our sincere apologies
We hope you can forgive him
Ah, all right
Well, let's have a
get-together in the cave
Let's go. Please, please
Come over
You're really capable
I really admire you
Come on. Cheers
Oh, cheers. Cheers
What a coincidence for us to know
each other through a fierce fight
Oh, hey
Brother, as you're excited
Show off your fighting skills
to broaden our views
It's a piece of cake. But I'd like
to borrow your weapon for a moment
Fine. Come on
Bring me the broadsword
Well, brother Monkey King
you're really capable
Well, I don't like this weapon
It does not suit me well
Brother
can you go into the water
I can transform into 72 kinds
I can go up heaven, and down in hell
Go into the water, and dance on fire
There's no place I can't go
Hah, brother
Why don't you go to
Dragon Palace of the East Sea
and find the Dragon King
Then you can borrow a weapon
Well
Right. The Dragon King of the
East Sea has a world of weapons
Really
Sure
In that case, I'll go there
Who's that? Who dare to intrude
in my Dragon Palace of East Sea
I'm Sun Wukong, Smart Monkey King
of the Mountain of Flower and Fruit
I'm your Dragon King's neighbour
Go away, go
Oh, hey, hah
Little sister, it's your turn
I haven't hit the point twice
Help me, father
Oh
Well, give a shot
Fine. Fine. I'll do it for you
Father, if you can't make it
you'll have to take a sip
Sure
Fine. It's deal
Let me have a shot
King, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King of
the Mountain of Flower and Fruit come
The Monkey King, Sun Wukong
I've never met him
Well, come on over
Who's this old man
He's the Dragon King of the East Sea
Old King, glad to see you
Please, Immortal
He's Sun Wukong
Immortal
Well
Immortal
Please have a seat, Immortal
All right
What do you come for, Immortal
Well, I'd like to get a weapon
Weapon? There's no weapon
Oh, Old King, everybody knows
there are lots of treasures
Don't be so stingy
Well, bring out the broadsword
Ah, wait, I
don't use broadsword
Get the steel fork
Oh, hah
Old King, the steel
fork is too light. Too light
Can you show me another one
Get the double hammer
Hum, these are all trash
These are all useless
Well
Oh, King
What? Immortal
please wait for a moment
Ok, ok
King. What's up
King, what about the Divine Cudgel
It weights 6750 kilograms
Let him have a try
Mum, how could he lift it
If he can't lift it
then it's not my fault
Immortal
Well, where's the weapon
Immortal, there's a Divine Cudgel
in my storage
It's King Dayu in ancient time
used for measuring
the depth of the sea
Immortal
I'm here
If you can lift it
then take it as your weapon
Where is it
Immortal
look, the shining one
is the Divine Cudgel
Old Dragon King, it's
better if it's shorter and thinner
It's better to be
shorter and thinner
Shorter, thinner
Shorter, thinner
Immortal
Immortal, Immortal
Immortal, Immortal, Immortal
Immortal, you can't take this treasure
that guarantees the stability of the sea
What? What did you say
Stop
Old Dragon King, as the saying
goes one guest don't bother two hosts
So, give me a suit of armour
I suggest you leave
the Divine Cudgel to me
If there's no suit of armour
I won't go anywhere
Oh, gosh
What shall I do
What's the matter
What happened
Elder brother is coming
Elder brother is coming
Elder brother, what's up
Hush
Sun Wukong from the Mountain of
Flower and Fruit came for weapon
he forced me to give him
the Divine Cudgel
What? God
And he's not enough, he also
demanded for a suit of armour
If I do not satisfy him, he'll
stay at the palace forever
Let's take some actions
together to catch him
No, the Divine Cudgel
in his hand
can hurt and destroy anything
That's right
What's more
All right. All right
Hush
King, you look so
handsome. It's fabulous
It's gorgeous, gorgeous
Kids
King, you look
fabulous in this suit of armour
Where's the weapon
Weapon
What's this
This is from Dragon
King of the East Sea
Stored deep in the
sea for hundreds of years
It's called Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel
Ruyi Gold-banded Cudgel
It weights 6750 kilograms
and can be either big
or small as your will
Change, change
Come on. King, show it
No problem
Well, let's have a huge one
Wow, it's huge now
Hah
It's huge
Be small
It's small, small
This is not huge enough. Look
Well, it's huge now, huge
It's can be huger
Step away, kids
Oh, it's tremendously titanic
It's nothing big deal
It's can be gigantic
Hah, let me show you
Be gigantic
It's gigantic
More, more
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
The stone-born monkey
who was born 300 years ago
made a fuss in the world
It made a pontil
right up the heaven
What's that
Investigate it right now
Yes
The Hell
The Hell is the place
where the Death in charge
How could I come here
Sun Wukong, this is the Hell
you're going to die
Hah
I am not abided by the 3 Jie
and 5 Xing, why did he
send someone to catch me
Hum
Hah, hah
Of all the living beings
noting is out of my control
If I want it dead at midnight
it can't see the next day's sunrise
Hah
Send someone in. Lock him
Send someone in. Lock him
Hey
Go, go away
Where can you escape
Immortal, don't be agitated
Immortal, don't be agitated
Can I have your name? Immortal
I am from the Water Curtain Cave
on the Mountain of Flower and Fruit
I'm the Immortal, Sun Wukong
Wrong, wrong, we've got the
wrong person. Please forgive us
It's a mistake, a mistake
Don't cheat me, bring over
the Life and Death Book
Yes. Panguan, bring
the Life and Death Book
for the Immortal to check
Give me a writing brush
Ok, ok
Immortal, Immortal
Ouch
Hey. Hah
Where's this monkey from
How could he have such talents
Your Majesty, he's the one
who was born 500 years ago
We didn't know where
he learned all these skills
Oh
The stone monkey again
Your Majesty, please send some
troops down to the world
to arrest him
Yes
Who's willing to go down to the world
and arrest this stone monkey
Your Majesty, I'm willing to do so
Wait a moment, in my opinion
It's better not to fight
Your Majesty, he's born naturally
He's became an Immortal
Why not send a decree
to call him up to the heaven
and grant him an officer
to restrict him
Oh
Majesty, ur
Wait
Then I'll send you
Venus to call him in
Yes, Your Majesty
Kids, be quick
Hurry up
Hah, hey
You, you, what are you doing
Ouch! Bring me down
Bring me down. Bring me down
Let's go and see the King
Let's go and see the King
Bring him down. Let him down
Geezer, where are you from
I'm from the Heaven
The Heaven
And I'm here to see your King
King
Hah
Geezer, this is our King
Old God
why are you looking for me
Well, Jade Emperor asked
me to invite you, the King
to go up the Heaven soon
to be an officer
Oh, to be an officer in the Heaven
That's right
To tell you the truth
I'm thinking these days
to pay a visit up the Heaven
Good
King, where are you going
To be an officer in the Heaven
When are you coming back
I go to check the way
I'll be back soon
And I'll take all of you
there to live with me
That's fantastic. Gorgeous
King, let's set off soon
Fine. Fine
Lingxiao Palace
King, it is not
allowed to be noisy here
It's not allowed
King, I'll report to His
Majesty that you're here
Please wait here for a moment
All right. Report
Fine. Fine
Your Majesty, Sun Wukong
is now waiting
outside the Palace
Send him in
Yes, Your Majesty
King, come in
King
I'm right here
Hah
Give it back to me
Savage monkey
bow to the Majesty
Oh
Get out of my way
Savage monkey
Sun Wukong has just
come to the Heaven
Just forgive
his unawareness of rules
Hey
King, give your thanks soon
Thanks. Hah
Hah
Where should we put Sun Wukong
Ah
Ur
Your Majesty, there's no vacancy
but a stableman needed to
supervise the horses in the stall
Cinque Star, you send him
to look after the horses
I'm afraid he'd not
be willing to do so
It's not a small position
Really
It's tremendously dominant
Really
Well, that's fine
Sun Wukong, are you willing
to take the job as a stableman
Sure, sure
Ok, from now on, you're
the stableman, Sun Wukong
Thanks. Thanks
Master, it's not allowed to herd horses
in Sky River Region. Please come back
Master, do come back. Come back
Who are you
How dare you be here
Who are you then? How can
you dare to control me
I'm the Marshal Tian Peng
in charge of the Sky River Mansion
Oh, you're the Marshal Tian Peng
I've never heard of that
I'm the newly-appointed officer
the stableman
Sun Wukong
It's not allowed to herd horses
in the Sky River Region
Why don't you know
the rules and regulations
There're sufficient grass
in the Sky River Region
So it's the best place
for the horses
Otherwise, you should be careful
with the Golden Harrow in my hand
I'd like to see
how powerful it is
Hum, come on
Sun Wukong, you shouldn't
fight here. You shouldn't fight
Master Sun, Master Sun
You got troubles
you got troubles
Marshal Tian Peng
please don't get angry
If you're not convinced
try again, try again
I don't like to fight any more
Well done, Master Sun
Well done
Hah
Hum
Where's the stableman
Report, the stableman has gone to
feed the horses in the Sky River Region
Bring him here soon
Yes. Go, go
Master Sun
Cinque Star has come
Oh
Master, he
Say
Cinque Star is bad-tempered
and he holds a up-attitude
Don't annoy him
Oh, hey. I know it
Cinque Star, thank you for
your recommendation
Thanks
Well
You've come for me
What can I do for you
Stableman, bring me
a high-level horse
You call me to bring a horse
Hum, if it is not you
then who will do it
What
The Majesty has called me up
the Heaven to be an officer
not to serve you the horse
Hum
Shit
Hum
Shit
I've got business
If you mess everything up
without serving me a horse
Shit
You're not afraid
of the punishment
Hey
You get it by yourself
I'll do it. I'll do it
Don't be angry. Don't be angry
I'll do it. I'll do it
Hum
Cinque Star, do it by yourself
You can choose any one you like
Hum
You'll get punishment when I reporting
this to His Majesty after my business
Master, Master
Master, Master, wait
Master, Master
Well
Just wait and see
Please get on the horse, Master
Oh
Hah
Master, Master
are you all right
Ouch, ouch
Hey. Hah
Don't be angry
Stableman
Come over, come on over
You, you dare to
play a trick on me
Cinque Star
You dare to show off before me
I, the Stableman will
definitely teach you a lesson
Such a small position
How could you
call yourself a Master
Shameless
Come on over. Come on over
What did he say
He said that you are
a stubborn, little stableman
Well
How to define the level
of my current position
Well, the lowest level
The lowest? Right
The lowest is the
most unprecedented
Master, come, come on over
Say
It's the lowest position
What
It's only the one who's in
charge of taking care of the horses
Well, you made me a stableman
Hey, it's a favour for you
According to what the Majesty meant
you'd been caught by heavenly soldiers
Ah
Hah
Majesty, Cinque Star is here
Well
Your Majesty
sorry to disturb you
Say
Majesty, the Stableman consider
the position too tiny for him
he had gone back to the world
Oh
Majesty, if the monkey
is not punished severely
he may become a danger
What
He's so bold
Call Li Jing
Your Majesty
Tower King
Here
Now I appoint you as
the Marshal of Demon-arresting
with third Prince Ne Zha
and heavenly soldiers
to arrest the wicked
monkey successfully
Yes, Your Majesty
Our King has come back
King, King
Fine. How's it
How's going on
King, how long have you gone
Half a month
But half a month on Heaven
equals a year in the World
King, what position did
Jade Emperor appoint you
Shameful. He's not good at
managing human resources
He made me a Stableman
Stableman
that's a high position
It's only the person who's in
charge of taking care of the horses
Taking care of the horses
I got so angry that I came back
to my Mountain of Flower and Fruit
King, King. That's a good
decision. It's good to be back
You're the King of this cave
Why should you help them
to take care of the horses
Right. King, it must
have been hard on you
In my opinion
according to your abilities
You shall be
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven, as
longevous as the sky and earth
Wonderful, I'm
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Kids, from now on
Don't call me King
Call me Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Ok, Great Sage Equaling Heaven
Great Sage Equaling Heaven
You carrying load while I leading horse
Greeting the sunrise and sunset
Overcoming all obstacles
And we keep on going after battles
Keep on going after battles
La La La La.
Lasting for several hard years
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