Journey to the West (1986) s01e06 Episode Script

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Episode 6 Trouble in the temple of Guanyin
Master, hurry up
I didn't know that my master
has such a precious cassock
Wukong, Wukong
Here
Master
Wukong
You walk too fast
Master, it's my slowest way of walking
What place is it in the front
Oh, it's a temple
A temple
Hah
Who is knocking the bell
Who is knocking the bell
Wukong
Stop messing around
Master, this is called
knocking the bell everyday
as long as you're a monk
Thunder God, Thunder God
Thunder God is here
Hah
Who is Thunder God
Here comes the patriarch
Who's knocking
and making the noise
What a behaviour
It's me
Wow
Elder
What's that stuff
Oh, he's quick-tempered
If he hears you call him a stuff
he would be irritated
Ah
He's my disciple, Sun Wukong
We're sorry to disturb
your decent temple
Sorry, sorry
May I ask where are you from
I'm Xuanzang, from
the eastern land of Great Tang
and going to fetch sutra in the
Leiyin Temple in the West
We pass by here, and want
to stay for one night
Oh, welcome, welcome
What's your
Buddhist name, please
This is elder Jinchi
patriarch of this temple
Elder Jinchi
Please enjoy meals
in the back room
Help yourself
Thank you, thank you
Nice utensils, very nice
Oh, the food and utensils
are all very nice
I'm flattered
Senior monk
you're from Great Tang
you must have brought along
with you some treasures
Would you show them to me
Though I'm from the East
Since it's a long journey
I didn't bring
along any treasure
Master, the cassock
in our package
Isn't it a treasure
Just show it to them
Cassock. Hah
Hah, what are you
laughing at? Hum
Your disciple are good at joking
I can't boast other things
but for cassock
Over the past years
our patriarch has collected
dozens of cases of cassock
Well, Guangzhi
Patriarch
Go to the storeroom
Yes
Wukong, how can our cassock
match with patriarch's
Master, why you are so stingy
What's the matter if
we show it to them
If you do have
a precious cassock
Let me have a look, so that
I can broaden my horizon
Gosh
Ah
Please
Please
Old monk, how do you think
of it by comparing with yours
You're surely a senior monk
from Great Tang
I'm flattered
You do have treasures
Please get up. Patriarch
Well, it's a pity
that I'm dim-sighted
I can't see it clearly
Lighten the candle
and let patriarch see it clearly
Ok
Stop, this treasure
is very bright already
With bright light
my eyesight may fail me
Old monk, how can you
see it clearly
Well, if master can
set your heart at rest
let me take it to my room
and study it for one night
I'll give it back to you
tomorrow morning
What do you think of that
Ur
It's all your fault
Master, don't be afraid
I'm here
Old monk, take it
and have a good look
Wukong, Wukong
I'm not stingy
We monks think all
physical existence is vanity
we shouldn't compete
with others in wealth
Your desire for winning
may cause trouble
Master, what trouble will
be caused if he only looks at it
Well, the cassock is a treasure
given by Bodhisattva Guanyin
We shouldn't show it
to others so carelessly
As an old saying goes
precious and unique things
are not to be seen by the greedy
Moreover, we're alone outside
and things may go wrong
Ok, ok, don't worry, master
I'll find the old monk
early in the morning
and ask back the cassock
Patriarch, you are
Ah, I've been
a monk my whole life
but I've never seen
such a precious cassock
If only I can
wear it for one day
I'll die with my eyes closed
Patriarch, no problem
You ask them to stay
another night tomorrow
then you can wear it
for one more day
They stay for ten nights
you wear it for ten more days
Well
Even if I let them
stay for half a year
I can only wear it
for half a year
If he leaves
I still have to return it
How can I keep it for good
Patriarch
you want to keep it for good
That's easy too
Just kill him
Be careful
Patriarch
Patriarch
What
I couldn't kill him
Why
I feel scared of the hairy monk
What should we do then
Patriarch
In my view, we have to
sacrifice those three rooms
Brother, brother
What's the firewood used for
To burn the monk from Tang
No, master have said
don't tell others
The one who made a mess
in Heaven Palace comes
Don't run away
I've come for the
Broad-visioned Heavenly King
I've come for the
Broad-visioned Heavenly King
Great Sage Sun
I haven't seen you for ages
Well
Why do you come here
Come over, come over
King, my master is in danger now
Somebody sets a fire to burn him
So I come for your
Anti-fire Cover to save him
Since there's someone setting fire
you should go to
the Dragon King for water
why my Anti-fire Cover
If water is used
the fire will be put out
I only want the cover
to protect my master
I don't care about the others
let them be burnt
You monkey, only care about
you own, but not others
Thank you, thank you
You naughty monkey
Put out the fire
put out the fire
Patriarch, go to have a rest
Patriarch
Patriarch
Go to put out the fire soon
Where is my cassock
Where is my precious cassock
Oh, my cassock
My precious cassock
Oh, why only one night
the temple would be like this
Master, are you still dreaming
Last night, a fire broke out
it's me who protected meditation hall
and saved your life
You're able to
protect meditation hall
Why couldn't you put out
the fire in other rooms
Master, you don't know
The old monk wanted
to burn us to death
Luckily I'm alert
or you have been burnt to ashes
Nonsense. Are they snub you
so you set the fire
Oh, master
I'll never do
such kind of misdeed
It's the old monk
who likes our cassock
that plotted to set a fire
I only add some wind
God, when a fire is on
you should add water
Why did you add wind
A proverb goes, if you're not intend
to hurt a tiger, it won't hurt you
If he didn't set up the fire
why did I use wind
Master
If so, let it be
But what about the cassock
It's ok, it's ok
The room where the
cassock rests didn't catch fire
Go to ask it back quickly
Gosh, avenging ghost
here comes the avenging ghost
Come over, come over
Come over, quickly
My lord, spare us
Hah
My lord, that's
the patriarch's order
My lord, it has
nothing to do with us
That's true. Amitabha
Hum, we're not avenging ghosts
we're immune to fire
My lord, spare me
Get up, get up
Where is the patriarch
He's in the back room
Patriarch
Patriarch
Oh, patriarch. Gosh, he's dead
Patriarch
Living Buddha, come. Patriarch
Amitabha
A momentary slip engenders death
Harbouring evil intentions, he
provokes punishment on himself
Amitabha
Where is the cassock
We don't know
Hum, which of you hid the cassock
Oh, my lord, my lord
We dare not, we dare not
Living Buddha, perhaps
the patriarch put it on him
and got burnt together
The cassock can't be burnt
with anti-fire treasures on it
Hum, hum. Wukong
You monkey, your
desire for winning others
caused trouble, now you
are rude and want to hurt others
No, master
If you can't
bring back the cassock
I'm going to chant
the Band-tightening Spell
Master, please don't
Come here
Come here, come here
Tell me, is there any evil spirit
Evil spirit, yes. Yes
On the Black Wind Mountain
twenty miles away from here
there's a Black Wind Cave
where lives a Great Black King
He's often in
contact with patriarch
I see
You must look after
my master well
treat him politely
Yes, yes
Feed the white horse
with good grass and water
If there's anything wrong
We dare not. Go away
Look
Come on, come on. Cheers
Ok
Help yourself. Come on
Carry it over
Wait, wait
Put it here
Here, this is yours
Go away
You, get this
Go, go away
Come on, help yourself
It's my birthday tomorrow
I'm going to invite all Taoists
around the mountains
to my Black Wind Cave
for a cassock ceremony
Oh, a cassock ceremony
Tell you the truth
brother Lingxu
In the Guanyin Temple of
elder Jinchi yesterday night
I got a treasure
It belongs to me now
Great, great
Brother, you're indeed lucky
Come on, cheers
Please, please
Please
You thieves
give back the cassock
King, King, King
The monk, the monk
comes into the cave
What
Stop him
Go, go to stop him
Stop him
You bold monkey
You monster, are you
working in a stove or selling coal
You're so handsome
with your black skin
Where are you wild monk from
You dare to act wild here
Cut your crap
hand out the cassock
It's me took the cassock
but you may not be
able to take it back
You must don't know
the power of your grandpa Sun
If you don't give the cassock
back to me quickly
I'll crash your
Black Wind Mountain
and your Black Wind Cave
And kill all your offspring
Hum
Who are you actually
How dare you
boast about like that
I'm Great Sage Equaling Heaven
messed the Heaven Palace 500 years ago
Hah
I thought who you were
but you, stableman
Hah
The minor officer who looked after
horses for the Jade Emperor
Hah
Come over
Catch him
Master
Wukong
Have you found the cassock
Master, it's really stolen by the evil
spirit on the Black Wind Mountain
Ah
Amitabha
the cassock has been found
we're safe now. Go away
Since you find it
why don't you get it back
When I was fighting with him
he escaped by changing into a wind
What's the evil spirit
Hah, he's a bear spirit
black all over
This old patriarch is not a least
innocent though he is dead
it turns out he's the accomplice
of the evil spirit
Amitabha
Is your patriarch a demon too
Living Buddha
our patriarch is not a demon
It's because the Black Wind
demon became a man
He came here for talking
about sutra with our patriarch
That's why they
called each other friend
Wukong
Yes
How do you get back the cassock
Master, rest yourself
I can deal with it
King, King
here comes elder Jinchi
I didn't invite him
why does he come
Hide the cassock quickly
Black Bear King, here I am
My friend Jinchi, I haven't seen
you for days, how are you
Fine, fine
Have a seat, please
I'm here for
the cassock ceremony
Cassock ceremony, what's that
Brother, haven't you invited all the
Taoist friends for the ceremony
I've already heard of that
Hah, I'm just about to send
someone to invite you
for holding the
cassock ceremony tomorrow
I wouldn't think that you would
come today. That's great, great
Great indeed, hah
Bring the cassock out please then
and let me have a chance
to appreciate it first
My friend, the cassock
was Monk Tang's
He stays at your house
didn't you see it
I borrowed it, but I had no time
to appreciate it last night
As the temple was on fire
It's in your hand now
Brother, you're good at
looting a burning house
Who looted a burning house
Didn't you also want his cassock
Brother, don't be mad
I'm here not for the cassock
I just want to have a look at it
since you have the luck to have it
Oh, just one look
Just one look
Ok
One look
Please
Please
Master
Master, you're
still worshipping her
This trouble is caused by
Bodhisattva Guanyin
Nonsense
Master, this is her temple
She accepts people's worship but lets
a greedy master be the patriarch
and let a black-faced
evil spirit be her neighbour. Hum
It's your fault
how can you blame
Bodhisattva Guanyin
Oh, god
Amitabha
You keep out of it. I go to reason
things out with Bodhisattva Guanyin
Wukong
Ok, but you should be polite
and don't mess things up
Don't worry, master
Wukong, when will you come back
Bodhisattva
please accept my kowtow
Wukong, what do you
come here for
Bodhisattva, master
and I passed your temple
Since you accept
people's worship
why would you let
a greedy master be the patriarch
and a black-faced evil spirit
be your neighbour
You're an unreasonable monkey
It's you who showed the cassock
so caused the trouble
Now you come here
and find fault with me
Well
You've already known that
forgive me, Bodhisattva
It's not that I can't defeat him
I'm only afraid that master
may be pissed off
and chant the
Band-tightening Spell
Bodhisattva, be merciful
Help me to get back the cassock
All right, but I do that
only for Monk Tang
I'll go to settle it with you
Gosh, you wild monkey
Why do you beat him
to death for no reason
Look, Bodhisattva
Hah
You don't know, Bodhisattva
This snake evil spirit is the
accomplice of the bear demon
He came to celebrate the birthday
of the bear demon today
and join the cassock
ceremony tomorrow
Well
Good, this is called confessing
without being forced
We can settle the matter today
Wukong, what do you mean
Bodhisattva, with these two pills
it's a piece of cake to
get rid of the demon
Look
Well
Hah
But Bodhisattva
you have to put up with it
What
You have to put up with changing
into the snake evil spirit
then I can do my tricks
If you're not willing to do it
we just be apart here
Just let the cassock taken by others
and let master fail to go to the West
Wukong, Wukong
Excellent, is Bodhisattva
changing into an evil spirit
or an evil spirit
into Bodhisattva
Monkey, you're
smooth-tongued again
I present you an immortal pill
May your longevity, please eat it
Great, great
Hah
Wait, King
I made this black pill
only for 49 days
but the red one for 81 days
So the red one should be yours
Fine, fine
Help yourself
Let's take it together. Ok
Please, please
Gosh
Bodhisattva Guanyin
spare me, spare me
Black bear demon
hand out the cassock
I'll ask Wukong to spare you
Bodhisattva
thank you, thank you
Well
Wukong, get out
Stop, don't hurt him
Bodhisattva, what is the use of
keeping such an evil spirit
Hum
The back of my Potaraka Island
needs someone to look after
just let him be
an island-guarding deity
Merciful Bodhisattva, I promise
I'll return to the truth
Bodhisattva is indeed merciful
If I could chant the spell
I'd chant 1000 times a day
and finish off all the black bears
Hum
Wukong, bring the
cassock back quickly
or your master
would really miss it
Don't show it to others later
I won't, I won't