Journey to the West (1986) s01e16 Episode Script

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Episode 16 Interesting encounter in Women's Kingdom
Your Highness. Your Highness
Your Highness
Your Highness. Well
Did you find out
the information clearly
Yes
Today the new Queen of
Western Liang will be enthroned
Very good
Brother Bajie, look
Look, master. Master
Look, where are we now? How beautiful
Look, look
The water! Bajie, look
Look, look
How clear the water is
Come on. Hold this
Slow down, Bajie
Delicious! Master, please drink
Brother Bajie. Drink some
No, no
Come on. I'll drink it
Look, we've reached
Womanland of Western Liang
Womanland of Western Liang
Disciples! Wukong
You must be careful in this country
Don't make nonsense of the teachings
of our Buddhism faith by running wild
Master, believe us! Take it easy
Look. How ugly the big ears are
Come here and look! Men, men
Bajie, catch up
Look, the man that leads
the horse is really handsome
Bajie, hurry up
Let's look
Let's look at the nose
Don't hide it, let's look
Bajie, show them your face
Frighten them
Long live Your Majesty
Stand up
Thank you, Your Majesty
I'm a country girl
bows to Your Majesty
I'm here to play for congratulating
Your Majesty on your enthronement
Long live Your Majesty
Your playing is enchanting
and bewitching
Please play for me once more
Yes, Your Majesty
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Your Majesty
Your Majesty, today the holy monks
of the Great Tang in the East
wishes to bow to Your Majesty
From the Great Tang in the East
Please send them in
Yes, Your Majesty
Exit
Tang Sanzang bows
to Your Majesty
Tang Sanzang bows
to Your Majesty
Tang Sanzang bows
to Your Majesty
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Offer the reverend priest a seat
Thank you, Your Majesty
Your Majesty, please stamp
the passport with the royal seal
Then I can embark on with disciples
to fetch the scriptures in the West
Your Majesty
Tang Sanzang, Chen the lay name
Xuanzang the religious name
Is your surname Chen originally
reverend priest of the Great Tang
My lay name was Chen
and my religious name is Sanzang
Tang Emperor took me as his brother
and granted me the surname Tang
Thus you're Emperor's younger brother
Your Majesty
You're tired in your journey
Emperor's younger brother
Please have a rest in the post station
with your venerable disciples at first
This passport
I'll have it sent to you later
Well
Reverend priest of the Great Tang
This way, please
Please. Please
Please. Hurry up
Please
Thank you very much
Bajie, it's not bad
Look
Look, Friar Sand
Idiot
Master, please sit down
Master, what's the matter
Please drink some tea. Thanks
Master, please
Master, what's wrong
Go away
Please drink some tea
Please. Thanks
Bajie
Please
What are you doing
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
The small lotus bag is a precious amulet
of our Womanland of Western Liang
Please wear it, Your Majesty
Today there is a
good fortune in our country
Your Majesty
what's the good fortune
Well
You withdraw
Yes
Your Majesty
Royal tutor, in our country
We've never seen a man
The fortunate arrival
of the Tang Emperor's younger
brother must be a gift from Heaven
I believe it's a golden chance
Your Majesty's idea is
I decided to use our country's
wealth to persuade him to become King
with me as his Queen
It's indeed good fortune
If Your Majesty and His Excellency
become the conjugal couple
Your Majesty can produce sons and
grandsons to pass the throne on
Tutor
Your Majesty, I'll go to the
post station to get this done
Your Excellency, this way please
Distinguished guest arrives
warmly welcome
Royal tutor, please
Bajie
Please sit down
Thank you
Go away
Master. Thanks. Thanks
Master. Master
Master. Master, what's up
Master, what's up
You're fine just now
But what happened now
What's wrong, master
Bajie. Brother Bajie. Bajie
Ouch, why is my belly aching
Is Your Excellency
the Emperor's brother not well
My master and younger brother
have got the stomachache
Master. Maybe he's caught a cold
Your Excellency
before entering the city
did you drink
the water in the river
Yes, yes
Master and I, each of us
drank a half bowl of water
Who knows our bellies
are hurting after drinking
Why do you laugh
Be quick to fetch some hot water
Wukong. Master
Young priest, don't get angry
Hot water won't be any use
What's this all about
All of us in this country are female
and there isn't a man among us
The river outside the capital
is called the Motherhood River
Ah, the Motherhood River
Yes. In our country
only if we reach 12
we dare drink the water
After drinking
we give birth to a child
Your master and younger brother
have drunk the water
So they're pregnant
and are going to have a baby soon
What? Ouch
Disciples. Master. What am I to do
I'm going to have a child. Ouch
Bajie. Bajie
Brother, look
it's keeping moving inside
Bajie, take it easy
As the old saying goes
a melon falls when it's ripe
In the future
open a hole in your belly
Then a chubby baby
will be born through it
Ouch! Brother, you must find me
a midwife with a gentle touch
Wukong. No problem. Master
Tutor, is there any
doctor around there
Send my eldest disciple to
buy some medicines to abort it
Medicine won't do
What? Then what's to be done
Don't worry. In the south of the city
there is Mount Offspring Dissolved
I never give this spring
water away for nothing
I'm in such a hurry
I don't bring presents
wine and offerings
But I carry the gold
seal of the royal tutor
Please give some water to
save my master Tang Sanzang
Well, are you Sun Wukong
Exactly
If any other one begs for the water
perhaps I can give some
But if Sun Wukong comes
Not a drop
I haven't put enmity between us, sir
Did you ever meet
the Boy Sage King
The Red Boy in
the Fire Cloud Cave
Yes, I've met him
He's my nephew
I'm the brother
of the Bull Demon King
He wrote me a letter
the day before yesterday
tell me that you hurt him
I'm looking for you
to take a revenge
but you've come to my door now
Ah, he's now serving the Bodhisattva
Guanyin as the Page Sudhana
Why be so angry with me
Bah. Being a slave can never be
compared with being a King with delights
Damned ape, your last day is today
Ouch, Wujing. Master
You'd better lay down in the bed
Here. Come on
Brother Bajie, be patient
Ouch, I'm dying. Brother Bajie
Mercy. Don't kill me, please
Master, Brother Bajie
Brother Monkey will come back soon
Who's there
Master, I can't bear it
Give me the water! Quickly
Here's the water, master. Give me
How do you feel now, master
Your Majesty
Tutor
Your Majesty
How's going on
His Excellency has drunk the water
of the Motherhood River by accident
How are they now
His disciple has gone to
the Mount Offspring Dissolved
and fetch the water
of the Miscarriage Spring
His pregnancy is ended
It is unnecessary for
Your Majesty to be worried
Good. Tomorrow morning
ask them to move into
and dwell in the royal garden
In the royal garden
They should have a comfortable rest
Yes, Your Majesty
Please. Please
Your Majesty, please
Mandarin ducks go together
and butterflies fly together
The beautiful scenery
in garden moved people
Ask the holy monk in secret
Am I pretty? Am I pretty
Don't talk about powers and wealth
Don't fear rules and prohibition
I just want to be with you forever
With you forever, my lover
Love you, I love you
I hope I can be
with you all the time
I hope I can be with you all the time
All the time
Why in this world
There are people like you and me
can't get married
I became a monk
to save all the creatures
in this world
Therefore, there will be
no wars and disputes
and no painful lonely male
and female in this earthly world
Imperial brother
Royal tutor
Congratulations
Would you come to
send me the passport
I come to congratulate
Your Excellency
What
What good fortune is there
to congratulate me on, tutor
Lord Imperial brother
This is Womanland
of Western Liang
We haven't seen a man
As Your Excellency has
graced us with your presence
I'm here on the
orders of Her Majesty
to propose a marriage
Propose a marriage
Propose a marriage
Who does the Queen want to marry
Is it me
Idiot. Brother Bajie
Master has visited the royal garden
The marriage, well
Nonsense
Tutor, I have come to
your distinguished country
with only three boorish disciples
Which of them is it that
Her Majesty wishes to marry
Her Majesty decides to offer you
all the wealth of our country
to persuade you to
stay here as her husband
Ah! Er
You sit on the throne
and reign the country
How can I do it
Master, it's really
a golden chance
Master has a good luck
Brother Bajie, don't say that
This marriage is
a gift from Heaven
Wish Your Excellency to agree
It is unreasonable that a monk
returns to the secular world
It's impossible
A true man does not
throw away his chance
Tutor
My master is an arhat who
has long cultivated the faith
and the ambassador
of the Great Tang
He's not interested in
your country's wealth
or in Her Majesty's beauty
You report to Her Majesty at once
Hurry up and return our passport
and send my master
on his way to the west
Oh, I have an idea. What
Doesn't the Queen
want a husband. Yes
You report to the Queen
Keep me here as her husband
What about it
It's impossible
I'm honest and with
a sincere heart
You may be a man, but your face
I'm a little ugly
As old saying goes, thick willow twigs
make dustpans, fine ones make funnels
No one cares about a man's look
Look at your face
Idiot, your inveterate
illness is recurring now
Go away
I beg the imperial brother
to ponder it carefully
Everything can't
be too definitive
Master, you'd better assent it
Nonsense
I think
you'd better stay here be her husband
As an old saying goes
a couple's love is decided by the fate
Where else will you
find a place like this
That's right. Wukong
If we stay here
for wealth and status
who will go to the West
to fetch the scriptures
That's a problem. Brother Monkey
Imperial brother, don't worry
Our Queen only intends to marry you
Your three disciples will
have the passport returned
and be allowed to go to the West
to fetch the scriptures
I couldn't accept it
We're doomed
Very good. What the
royal tutor said is right
Our master will stay here
as the Queen's husband
Hurry up and return us the passport
Let us go on our way west
All right. Wukong, no
Master, please sit down
We'll pay our respect to you two
on our way back with the scriptures
Ok. We agree
Hurry up to lay on a banquet
Let's go on the journey
with a full belly. Brother Bajie
Master. Master
How could you assent, you ape
I'd die before
I agreed to do that
Since master doesn't agree
we could sneak out
Ah, it is better if we can leave
But we haven't got the passport
Master, it's not difficult
If Brother Monkey changes
with his magic power
he could sneak into palace, stamp
our travel permit with the official seal
Master, look
What's up
It's too bad
The tutor has laid a nest
How could master escape from here
I've no idea
Master, it's easy to escape
Let Bajie wipe them out
with his rake
Do not do those evil things
I know you're merciful, master
You know master is merciful
but why do you let me to kill them
In fact, I'm also merciful
Brother, in our journey
you've killed numerous demons
Why do you become good today
Ah, they're only female soldiers
not demons and monsters
How could I kill them
That's right
They're delicate women
How could I hit them
I can't bear to do that
We could neither kill nor escape
It's a big question
What could we do
Master. Master
I think we can stay
for another two or three days
Anyway, we can
drink and eat enough
Stop
We can't
Master
Master, don't worry
The words I said is merely to
play people here at their own game
What do you mean
You agree to the marriage
After we leaving
you stay here to marry the Queen
Nonsense
I thought you might
have a good idea
It's such a lousy idea
I may find one myself
Stop
Master, only if the
passport is stamped
I'll use a immobilising magic
to stop the Queen and
her subjects from moving
I'll undo the magic and revive
them after we leave the city
It works both ways, doesn't it
Master. It's really
a wonderful idea
Yes. Then we should
leave after all
Master, you decide
Master
Er, I agree
Right
Your Majesty, congratulations
Your humble subject has asked for the
consent of the Tang Emperor's brother
His eldest disciple agreed
to let His Excellency stay here
His second disciple clamoured
to have a wedding feast
What about the Emperor's brother
He tried to decline it
Let them go to
The Office of Foreign Affairs
Prepare some for his disciples
The Emperor's brother, well
Please
Tutor, where do you lead me
To appreciate the
treasure of our country
Why should we come in
at such a deep night
It may not be late that
I will have a visit tomorrow
The shining precious can only be
appreciated clearly in the dark night
This way, please
Dishes
Thanks. Thanks
Bajie
This Queen is hospitable
She knows I'm weak
after a miscarriage
So she invites us to the palace
and offers good food and drinks
in order to settle my stomach
Eat this
Brother Bajie, taste this
Come on
I like this
Ah, Brother Monkey
The tutor led our master to
see the treasure of the country
What on earth does
she intend to do
Hey, it depends on our
master's faith and conduct
Master has gone for quite a while
If they had some evil intention
There's no evil intention
Maybe a good intention
Good intention
Good intention. Good intention
Imperial brother, please
Please. Please
Tutor. Tutor
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
The Tutor leads me to
appreciate the national treasure
It's an accident to intrude myself
into Your Majesty's bedroom
Dear Emperor's brother
please enjoy the treasure
Well
Your Majesty
Am I not the national treasure
in Emperor's brother's eyes
Well
Please take a seat
Please
Amitabha
Look, dear brother
The candle understands
human feelings
and delights the
good fortune tonight
May I ask what good fortune
there is for Your Majesty
As a Queen, I possess wealth
and distinguished status
However, I never taste the pleasure
in this secular world
Today, you arrives here
It is a providential luck
Dear brother
you'll sit on the throne
with me as your Queen
We'll live in pairs from then on
Isn't it indeed a good fortune
All is vanity in a Buddhist heart
I have deserted any secular desire
and do not have the fortune to enjoy
the comforts of the earthly world
Amitabha
You said all is vanity
yet you closed your eyes
If you open your eyes and look at me
I don't believe you see nothing
Amitabha
You dare not have a look
How could you even
say all is vanity
Amitabha
Dear brother
don't close your eyes
Please open your eyes
Is there any difference
if I open my eyes
Dear brother
You
Dear brother
There're really a lot of plates
Bajie, come on
Delicious
Come on. Enjoy it
Dear brother, are you indeed
not in favour with me
Well
It's such a fine night
Please consent to me
Your Majesty, I have
sworn to serve the Buddha
and have promised
the Great Tang Emperor
Your Majesty
please allow me to go west
If we're destined in the eternity
I only care about this life
not the hereafter
This life
we are predestined
My dear brother
Your Majesty. My dear
Please consent
Dear brother! Dear Brother
Dear Emperor's brother
Dear Emperor's brother
it's such a wonderful night
Please come to bed with me
Dear Emperor's brother
why are you so cold toward me
Dear Emperor's brother
You've spoken with that Queen gently
and acted with tenderness and affection
Why are you indifferent now
Wait
A devil can never be
classed with a human being
You
I tell you, tonight
I carry you off into
this Lute Cave
for marrying you
After we have a good time
I'll go the country
of Western Liang
I'll seizure the
throne and be a Queen
and offer you great wealth
as the Queen does
You'd think it over carefully
Do not harm any people again
You care for the Queen
and are sympathetic with her
All right. Then you
go to sleep with me
I'm not gentle and fragile
like that Queen
I have enough powers and tricks
Master
Wukong
Master
Damned monk, how dare you
break into my bedroom
and ruin my good time
Bah, you vicious beast
He's here. Brother
Brother, what's wrong
Here, here. Sit down
Brother, what's the matter
Brother, you're fighting
so well with that monster
why did you fall down
from the cloud suddenly
I don't know what weapon
the monster used to jab me
It's really hurt
Let me see
It's unbearable
Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey
You're always boasting
that your head was
tempered in the furnace
So why was that too much for you
Yes. Brother
I don't know why it's so painful
Brother, where is it
Let me have a look
Look, it's not swollen
or cut open. What's the matter
Hurt. Hurt. Bajie
Brother Bajie
Well
I'd better go back to Western Liang
and take a imperial doctor here
Brother Bajie
it's not red and swollen
how to put medicine on it
What can we do
Bajie, to save master is
more important. Hurry up
I go to fight with her
Be careful, Bajie
Dear Emperor's brother
sorry to have made you suffer this
We'd better make
a harmonious couple
Return my master quickly
Where's she
Little beauty
you're really good looking
Ouch. It's hurt
Look
Don't touch it. Painful
The Star Officer
of the Pleiades arrives
The Star Officer of the Pleiades
The Star Officer of the Pleiades
Bajie, hurry up
The Star Officer of the Pleiades
please help me
It hurts
You're hurt by the sting in the
devil's tail called horse-killer poison
Please cure it for me
Wonderful, it's better
Thank you very much
Thank you very much
Do not thank me
The Bodhisattva Guanyin
knows you are in trouble
and sends me to help
Help? Where's the monster
Let's go and have a look
A scorpion
A scorpion spirit originally
It's hard to meet and see off
How to tell you my feelings
Though I'm tender with feelings
He's still more persistent
Your Majesty, please stop here
Only to my fate to blame
Endless blessings for your departure
Only to wish you in secret
Things often go out of our wills
Let's see how many times the
moon gets full. Thank you very much
You're gone. You're gone
Brother, the Queen is really amorous
If she was not so amorous
there would be any trouble
Right
Disciples
Master called us
Move. Move
Emperor's brother
You're gone. You're gone
From now on
I can only miss you in my dreams
From now on, in my dreams
I can only miss you in my dreams