Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s02e01 Episode Script

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-[insects chirping]
-[stomps]
[dinosaurs calling]
[theme music playing]
[loud banging]
[roaring]
[groans]
[sputters]
[bellowing]
[chittering, screeching]
[bellows]
[screeching]
[shrieks, purrs]
[dinosaurs calling]
Run, run, run! [panting]
[Brooklynn] Run!
-Is the Parasaurolophus still there?
-[panting]
-[T. rex roars]
-Aah! Not anymore!
Over there! Cover!
-[kids shout]
-[T. rex roars]
[grunting]
[Kenji grunting]
-[T. rex roars]
-[Kenji whimpers]
-[booms]
-[kids whimper]
[T. rex crunching]
[receding footsteps]
-They're gone.
-[all sigh]
Why are there so many dinosaurs around?
It's either your boyish charm
or all the fences on the island are down.
No offense,
but it's definitely option two.
I don't even care.
Right now, I just want a sandwich.
We haven't eaten since we had
those awful carob bars that Ben
I-I
-[distant roar]
-[kids gasp]
[all groan]
We just need to eat and rest.
I can't keep running like this.
We don't have to.
There's bound to be a way
to call for help on Main Street,
and food and everything else.
Come on!
What happened here?
Uh, I'm thinking dinosaurs.
It's more than that.
Some kind of fight took place.
From the height, it looks like
maybe the T. rex and
something bigger?
The Indominus rex.
I don't think we have to worry
about it anymore, or what's left of it.
Ugh! Or the Mosasaurus
being hungry for a while.
-Guys! You have to see this!
-[Brooklynn gasps]
-[all laughing]
-Wow, I totally forgot I agreed to that.
[Sammy laughing]
Do you only own one outfit?
What? It's my signature look!
Please, autograph my phone charger,
O Queen of the Brooklanders! [laughs]
[inhales, guffaws]
Well, I think it's cool.
When we get rescued,
I'm taking it with us.
TBH, this does kind of remind me of home.
I haven't posted in days.
I bet my followers
are worried sick about me.
-And your parents?
-Oh, uh, right.
Obvi. Them, too.
Okay, let's start, uh, looking for a way
to communicate with the mainland.
There's gotta be a phone
or something, right?
Ooh, lost-and-found!
Sunglasses, hat, sunglasses,
sunglasses [gasps]
[objects rattling]
Sunglasses. Really?
No one lost their cell phone?
Whatever phones are here
aren't working.
The power's out.
There's not even walkie-talkies.
Oh, yeah?
Then what do you call these bad boys?
[electronic roar]
-Definitely not "bad boys."
-Hey, at least they work.
[robotic voice] They even have
a robot mode.
-[Sammy] Oh!
-You found something?
An Insider's Guide to Jurassic World!
It's got all kinds of details
about the park.
Did you know there's hidden dinos
carved into the buildings?
Or that aircraft aren't allowed
to fly over the island?
Sorry, that last one's a bummer.
-Hey!
-Is it a phone?
-It's a camera! And it works!
-[beeps]
Now I can document
all the crazy stuff we've seen!
Our rescue will be a Brooklynn Exclusive!
That'll get my follower count
back up to where it belongs.
And that will help us how exactly?
Uh, because when we get home,
this will also make you famous?
-[Kenji] Hey!
-Tell me you found a phone.
Uh, no, but I could be in the video.
-[gasps]
-Phone?
Nope. It's better than that.
It's an EDB--
emergency distress beacon!
After the first park went down,
Mr. Masrani installed one on Main Street.
It's battery powered
and can send an SOS signal
150 miles in all directions!
-We're saved!
-Does it say where it is?
Uh no.
The rest of the chapter is just glamour
shots of Dr. Wu wearing turtlenecks.
Everybody, spread out.
There's a way to communicate
with the outside world on Main Street.
We find this thing, and we go home.
[robotic voice] Affirmative, human.
Beep. Boop-boop. Beep.
-[camera beeps]
-What's up, Brooklanders?
You wanted exclusive footage?
Well, here it is!
And there's nobody better than me
to show it to you.
Ka-pow! [imitates gunshots]
You do know "Brooklanders"
is a weird name, right?
Okay, I was ten when I came up with it,
and-- Just, shh, start over!
Beacon, beacon
If I was a beacon, where would I be?
[Yasmina] I don't see any beacons in here.
-[Brooklynn] Mmm
-Can't believe I'm gonna be in your video!
-Ooh, should I have my own catchphrase?
-[Brooklynn] Just talk about the stuff.
Okay, according to the book,
things in the park are disguised
to keep up the whole natural illusion
of Jurassic World.
[gasps]
This rock is really a trash can.
Those vines are electrical cords.
Pretty neat, right, Brooklanders?
-Ever notice "Brooklanders" is weird?
-[Brooklynn] Ugh!
-[sighs] Find anything?
-Not yet.
-What about the others?
-Found scooter!
Hey, Brooklanders! Check this out!
Now it sounds weird to me, too.
That rock is an electrical outlet
and that rock is a straw dispenser--
-[crashes]
-Uh! [groans]
I tripped on a rock.
Maybe the beacon got trashed
along with everything else?
It's here somewhere. It has to be.
[stomping]
And this rock is
just a rock, but I think it's neat.
What do you think, camp fam?
-"Camp fam"?
-That's right, it's a new catchphrase.
Ka-pow! [imitates gunshots]
Ugh, come on!
[Kenji in creepy voice] Mm, roar!
I'm gonna eat you!
-That's a stegosaurus, Kenji.
-[in creepy voice] You look like a plant.
[munching]
-[girls laughing]
-[Yasmina] Very fly.
[robotic voice] Anybody order frozen pizza
from the world's dopest delivery boy?
[Brooklynn] Food?
-Finally! Yes!
-I'll get napkins from the rock.
-[all shouting]
-Ow!
Okay, is the pizza thawed now?
[sighs] I'll check.
-[shrieks]
-Aah! [shouts]
-[Compies screeching]
-[kids shouting]
Throw the pizza! Throw the pizza!
Aw, man! All of it?
-[screeches]
-Aah!
-[kids grunting]
-[Compies screeching]
-[grunting]
-[Compy screeches, whimpers]
-[grunts, groans]
-[Compies screeching]
I'm really starting to dislike
them Compies.
Ugh, they're like the rats
of the dino world-- they'll eat anything.
Yeah, but so will Kenji.
-I object to that.
-Ugh!
[all laughing]
-[Kenji shrieks]
-[laughter continues]
-[laughter continues]
-[Darius sighs]
Come on, D, think. Work the problem.
Seriously, what am I missing?
Ben?
Wait! [panting]
Ben? Ben?
Oh, I can't believe it!
I thought-- We thought we'd lost you!
Why? Because you let me go?
What? No, I tried-- [groans]
Let me go, Darius!
No, I won't! I can do this.
I'm going to get us all home.
I'm going to save you.
You promise?
[gasps]
Dad? Dad!
No!
-[panting]
-[Yasmina] Hey, whoa, whoa! Y-You okay?
-Looked like you were having a bad dream.
-Yeah, I'm fine.
-[Kenji snoring]
-Thanks. Sorry I fell asleep.
I'm the one who volunteered
to take the first shift, remember?
-[chuckles]
-[snoring continues]
-[radio static hissing]
-[Kenji snoring]
[startles, in robotic voice]
Meh meh meh meh meh
[dinosaur roars]
I keep telling myself the batteries
gotta run out sometime, right?
I have to find that beacon.
I just need to try harder.
I can find it if I try harder.
Push-ups.
Okay, that's the last time
I eat unthawed pizza,
'cause, boy, is this dream getting weird.
When I race, I pressure myself.
"Go faster, work harder."
Sometimes that's good,
but sometimes I get so stuck in my head
that I can't see what's happening
in front of me.
[groans] Whoo!
So, we loosen up, free our minds.
Do push-ups, leg rolls,
plank till your arms give out.
You know, just have fun.
We have very different definitions of fun.
Okay, then. What would be fun for you?
Learning new dinosaur facts! Whoo!
Whoo.
I've been wanting to see the Jurassic
World Discovery Walk since forever!
I can't believe this place
is practically untouched!
-I can.
-Race you to the next plaque!
-That did not count as a race.
-Check it out.
Sauropods can eat
up to 12,000 pounds of food per day!
Their necks help them cover
both elevated and lower grazing levels,
but still, that's insane!
Race you again.
Ooh, this one's about camouflage.
"Some dinosaurs developed color patterns
to help them hide from"
Hide [gasps]
I know where the beacon is.
-Look, we already looked here.
-We looked, but we didn't look.
Well, that clears that up.
It's like Sammy was saying,
things are disguised as other things.
We never saw the beacon
because it was camouflaged.
-[groans]
-[clangs]
Ever hear a tree do that?
[gasps] There's stuff inside!
Find it again for the camera?
Ooh! There's stuff inside!
All aboard the fail-boat. [laughs]
The rest of these are all empty, broseph.
This one's missing.
-[dinosaur snarling]
-[kids gasp]
[metal scraping]
[snarls softly]
[roars]
[whispers] A T. rex lair!
They've found fossilized nests,
but the T. rex never did this
when the park was open.
We're witnessing new behavior.
This is great!
This is terrible.
She built her lair
right on top of Main Street.
-And it's about to get worse. Look.
-[distant roaring]
[Yasmina] Well, we found the beacon.
[kids groan]
[snarls, roars]
How are you supposed to get
to the beacon now?
Um, don't you mean "we"?
No, because I want to live,
and living does not involve me
walking into a T. rex lair!
So wait, does this mean we can't signal
folks and tell them we're still here?
Great. Try to spend a little time
being normal kids,
and it still ends up
biting us in the butts.
I [sighs]
I just wanted 24 hours where we didn't
have to think about dinosaurs,
or being left behind, or, or
or Ben.
It was nice while it lasted.
Hey, we can't give up now.
I know it seems hopeless,
but there's always an answer.
We just have to get
out of our own heads to see it.
[distant stomping, roaring]
Kenji, were there any more walkies
in the gift shop?
[snarling]
Heading your way, Sammy.
[Compies screeching]
[snarling]
[whispering] Listen up.
She just passed by.
Coast is clear. Go for it!
-[Kenji grunts]
-[Darius groaning]
I hate this.
Ugh, I hate this.
[both panting]
[Darius grunting]
[grunts, shouts]
[grunts, shouts]
Next time, I'm spraining my ankle
and I'm staying behind.
You wouldn't be able to handle it.
[Darius] There!
[both panting]
[both shouting]
[both grunting]
The T. rex must have damaged the housing.
I can't get it out.
We don't need to get it out.
We just have to activate it.
[T. rex snarling]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[Sammy panting]
[whimpers]
-[snarling]
-[gasps]
Help me get this open. [grunting]
[whimpers]
[both straining]
[T. rex snarling]
[T. rex growls]
[cries out, panting]
[T. rex snarling]
[groans] Are you kidding?
-[whimpers]
-[electronic roar]
[panting]
[grunting]
Rexy's headed back to her lair!
She's heading back.
Y'all need to get out of there.
-[Sammy] Darius? Kenji?
-[Brooklynn] Why aren't they answering?
[groans] Guys!
She's coming back right now!
Mayday! Guys!
Oh, I knew it! Kenji ran down the battery.
-[sighs] What now?
-We've gotta stall that T. rex.
-[Sammy] How do you stall a T. rex?
-[gasps]
What are you doing?
[both straining]
[panting]
-[Compies screeching]
-[T. rex snarls]
-[Darius] Come on! Open already!
-[both straining]
-[both shouting]
-[Kenji] Ow! [groans]
[laughs]
-[distant stomping]
-[gasps, whimpering]
-Aah!
-[gasping]
[panting]
[gasps, whimpers]
-[T. rex snarls]
-Aah!
[T. rex growls]
[gasps]
[gasping]
-[Brooklynn] What's up, Brooklanders?
-[growling]
[roaring]
[grunting]
[roaring]
-[beeps]
-Ah!
[roaring]
[pants]
[roars, stomps]
[Brooklynn] You wanted exclusive footage?
Well, here it is!
And there's nobody better than me
to show it to you.
We activated the beacon.
The SOS signal went out.
[T. rex snarling]
[roaring]
[roars]
-We're gonna be saved!
-We did it!
-Yeah!
-Yeehaw!
-That's what I'm talking about!
-Sorry you had to give up your camera.
Eh, it was old and janky anyhow.
My followers deserve
way better picture quality than that.
Where to now, Darius?
We obviously can't go back to Main Street.
Now we have to find a place
to hole up until help arrives.
And rescue will be coming.
We just gotta stay alive until they do.
[beeping]
[beeps]
[theme music playing]