Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e10 Episode Script

Aim For Fine

1 Mankind is confronting an unpresented crisis right now! Sugar? Each have little power and are helpless.
The strength of everyone is necessary! T-This is!? Math homework, right? Huh? There seems to be a lot of it.
You've hit on the main point! It's terrible! I was given extra work to do just because my grades were bad! And? Do it! You're so awful, hitting me with a book! Shut up, you idiot! What's awful is your brain! Do you get what extra work is!? Do it yourself! It's impossible! That's why I'm asking you to help me! Jeez.
She's a Master who always, always needs looking after.
However, she should rest assured! If she looks over her shoulder, I'll be there! The breaker of impossibility That's me, Maid Guy! Kogarashi-san! Maid Teacher! Will you do it for me? What are you saying, you hopeless Master! The students' job is to study! Taking the job of the Master is something outside the Maid's professional duties! So what on earth should I do?! No one will do it for me! I can't do it on my own! The only thing left to do is to study and become better at it! Impossible! It's already far past any human ability to help! A miracle is the domain of the Gods! Master, who confuses thoughtlessness for courage, if math was possible for you then people could fly in the sky with eels! You're going that far?! Kogarashi-san! Can you do anything with the Master's math? Just shut up, useless woman.
Umm Cheer up Yet, however! There is one possibility left open to us here! I will reveal my secret plan! Secret plan? Learn from past mistakes! Thus say the teachings left behind by our ancestors: "When in trouble, pray to God!" God? At the base of Mt Fuji, encircled by deep green and standing in a secluded area; those who know it, know it well: Dragon Sphere Shrine! It's main purpose is to grant every possible wish ranging from local affairs to world peace! However! Due to countless pilgrims seeking divine favor, the Shrine's special products and wish-fulfillment charms are scarce, and it is extremely difficult to get them.
That's what the guide book says.
Is it just me, or is the more I hear about it, the more suspicious it becomes.
Are you here to pray at our shrine? What!? There's a wind coming from that Priestess!? No, an aura!? What is she!? This Priestess is the real thing! That's right.
This Shrine is the real thing.
Gai.
It's been a while, hasn't it.
Gai? You know her?! Kogarashi-san? She's an old colleague of mine.
You should be careful, Master.
She is a diabolical Priestess.
Diabolical? Such heartlessness for a colleague.
Well, then.
Bad-at-math Naeka-san.
Huh? My name!? Fubuki-san, who has a habit of taking off her clothes when she has alcohol.
How did you-!? Oh, did I have such a habit? God is very perceptive.
And that young man there, who is interested in the undergarments of Priestesses If you think of such rude things here, you'll be punished.
Men are forbidden to enter the grounds of the Shrine.
The two names that I called, please enter.
The woman who corresponds with God.
Still the same terrifying supernatural power.
However, that power is still in good condition.
Go, Master! Go and have your wish granted! By the way, I'm not wearing any undergarments.
It's possession, isn't it? You seem knowledgeable.
What is possession? It's an ability where God temporarily borrows the body, and honors us with wisdom or the word of God.
That's right.
I bear the duty of conveying your wishes to God.
However, with the recent population growth, God has become very busy.
He has no time to listen to everyone's prayer.
Everyone's? Exactly! Liz! Arayashiki-san! Long time, no see, Fujiwara Naeka! Who would've thought we'd meet here! You udder-woman! I believe there's no need for uselessly large things in this world! You're here to get your prayers answered, too? Exactly right! My desire is your unhappiness, Fujiwara Naeka! Not only once, but twice have you cruelly treated me, you hateful person! I'm gonna ask God to punish you! My unhappiness, huh I have no comment on what my wish is! Elizabeth-san's wish is the extermination of crows? Tortured by nightmares of the crows she fears, each morning she wakes with wet sheets.
Oh, this is- Don't say any more! Oriental Priestesses should be safe-guarding peoples' personal information! Hurry up and explain the details of the contest! Contest? A contest consecrated to God as an offering! Think of it as the ones who amuse God the most will have their wishes fulfilled.
The legendary Offering Contest! My preparation is perfect! Fencing, horse-riding, archery, sumo! I have prepared everything! In other words, we don't know what kind of contest it will be? Whatever happens, the result will be the same! Whatever it is, the winner will be me! Well, then, I will announce it now.
Today's contest will be Tennis! Five sets, mixed doubles - man/woman pairings! A tatami-matted court.
Who would've thought I'd be playing tennis at a Shrine.
No-one understands what God is thinking.
Fubuki-san, I'm not really good at tennis.
Is that alright? I am somewhat knowledgeable.
Anyway, our opponents lack unity, and are an explosive mixed pair.
This battle, we have the advantage here! Wait a minute! What do you mean "mixed pair"? Why am I the only one not wearing a skirt?! I also don't approve of this.
Why do I have to pair up with this Yeti?! All things are in God's hands.
TL Note: Clapping your hands twice at a Shinto shrine is most commonly believed to make sure the deity is listening to you.
Both teams, clap your hands twice! Bow to God! Penalty to Naeka/Fubuki team! Liz/Arayashiki team win the first set! We've haven't even started the game! What's going on?! A notice from God.
God is extremely displeased that that maid won't wear a mini-skirt.
Therefore, penalty.
A 1 set penalty in a 5 set match!? If you wear a mini-skirt without bloomers, he said he is willing to not only take back the penalty, but give you 1 set as a present.
Alright, Fubuki-san! I refuse! What kind of God do you have here anyway!? At our Shrine, we have a system called "fine play".
Fine play? Yes.
In this Offering Contest, for magnificent fine play that touches the heart of God, you can win by His particular judgment.
Well then, once again.
Game, start! I can see through everything! Do you think you can cross swords with I, who was born and bred in England! Lament over your own inexperience, and sink into the tatami cour- Huuuuuuh?! Home run! Point, Elizabeth/Arayashiki team.
15/0! Noo! There's a crow nest here! Crows! Crows! 15 points for one home run! What a generous sport this is! This match is ours It looks like our opponents have no intention of playing properly.
I understand.
No matter who our opponent is, let's do this without fair play! I'll leave the forecourt to you, Fubuki-san! Leave it to me! Even if it costs me my life! Oops, my bad! Sorry, sorry! Looks like I let my hand carelessly slip! If I unfold my arm all the way, I have a hit range of 1 meter over the net! I-I'll leave the forecourt to you, Fubuki-san! Referee! Are you alright with that!? There's no notice from God Basically, if it amuses him, then anything is fine.
Well, then.
Continue playing! What a nice view of the Shrine! So why tennis? Who knows.
I don't know what God is thinking.
By the way, I wonder if I can see into the Priestesses dressing rooms? Divine punishment? Game, set.
Naeka/Fubuki team! How rare for the clumsy maid to be doing so well.
You're nothing but tall, aren't you, you useless woman! Shut up, shorty! Change courts.
Alright, you're awesome, Fubuki-san! Not at all.
Now we're even the same score! She's good, that maid.
She covers the holes in that cow-titted woman's defenses well! At this rate I guess there's no helping it.
We won't be able to get out of this without some sacrifice.
Hey, you huge woman! What do you want, shorty? Lend me your ears.
3rd set.
Fubuki to serve.
Once again, I'm counting on you, Fubuki-san! Leave it to me.
We'll combine our abilities here Yes.
That cow-titted woman Here's my tehcnique : Expect the unexpectable! Now! Now! Certain kill! Rule-Breaking Tatami-Returning Block! Point to Liz/Arayashiki team.
0/15! That was worth a point!? You're allowing that!? There's no rule that says we can't use the tatami! It's amusing so its allowed.
As God says so.
No way! That's not fair! Certain kill! Rule-Breaking Pole Shift! Fault! 0/30! Rule-Breaking Wind Pressure Block! Out! 0/40.
Game, Liz/Arayashiki team.
Unpenetrable Great Tatami wall! Game and second set, Liz/Arayashiki team.
Not bad, shorty.
With those serious orthodox types, if you break their rhythm, they're rattled.
So! With only one more set, we have won this contest! I'm terribly sorry, Naeka-sama.
I'm being completely useless I I Oh, no! Fubuki-san is flattening! She feels responsibility strongly, so when we lose a point she blames it completely on herself! At the very least, I should encourage her! Tell her not to worry about it! Don't mind, Fubuki-san! Don't worry, it'll be alright! Naeka-sama! You should be used to mistakes happening all the time, right? Because, you're the clumsy maid, right! A terrible aura is coming from Fubuki-san! Thank you very much! Thanks to you, my determination has flared up! That's more like you, Fubuki-san! Let's try our best! By the way, afterwards I have to talk to you about my personal recognition! Keep that in mind! Even so, no matter how much Fubuki-san is energized Certain kill! Submarine Tatami Slash! with opponents like these Naive! Naeka-sama! Game, Liz/Arayashiki team.
What on earth can we do? Maid Guy Voice Voice Voice! Usually, it's against my morals to get involved with my Master's battles! Kogarashi-san? However! I'll give you, who are trying so hard, some advice for victory.
Why did you get a penalty in the first set? Remember the reason! Is your true opponent you should be fighting really the two on the court in front of you? Huh? The opponent I should be fighting? Gai? Damn, she's realized.
Well then, I'll be praying for your victory! Bye! Huh? What are you talking about? Hello? Naeka-sama! My true opponent? The penalty in the first set? Tatami Smash! If the two on the court aren't my enemies, then the remaining people are me and While pretending that, I'm the one who'll really shoot! I got it! Touches the heart of God You mean this? Naeka/Fubuki team: 1000 bonus points! Naeka-sama! 1000 points? Hey, God! That was really a point!? For that play, He gave the maximum number of points allowed.
Therefore! Naeka/Fubuki team get an additional 1 set and 40 points! With one more point, they are the winners! What the hell is that! That's low, that is! It's the match point! Nice play, Fubuki-san! Y-You're welcome.
So, one more point! We're even serving! It's an overwhelming advantage! Naeka-sama, we have a LOT to talk about later.
We've basically won, haven't we, Fubuki-san! A LOT to talk about! You you YOU! Fujiwara Naeka! Don't get so cocky just because you flashed her panties! If so here here! We'll fight you with nudity! 200 points.
Adding the bonus points, the game count becomes 5-3.
Naeka/Fubuki team has match point.
Why?! Why does nudity score lower than panty shots! Is it because she's super flat?! No, I predicted it.
I thought you'd probably try that.
Is what He says.
You bastard! How about! How about this?! Sexy~~~!! God says he suddenly feels ill and wants to go home.
Therefore, the winners of this contest is Naeka/Fubuki team! Are you serious!? Hey, God! Do you have a problem with my sexiness?! Here.
This is for you.
It is said that the greatest math power in this charm is on par with the Einstein's level! The fine play that you showed us was amazing.
Thank you very much! For more details, read the explanation enclosed in order to use it properly.
Well, then.
May you be blessed.
How is it going? Is the charm effective? If I don't clear the specific conditions then the charm has no effect, apparently.
Conditions? For each Fine Play that the Maid does, I promise genius math ability for one math problem.
For Super Fine Play it will be 10 problems.
I have a lot of problems to do.
I have no alternative but to aim for consectutive Super Fine! Um Naeka-sama? Why are you looking at me like a monster at its prey? Enter, please.
Wai- Wait a minute! This country is filled with savages! I see.
Your Master and colleague now only see you as a clumsy maid.
Yes.
I want to change the way they see me! Usually, I should be called a competent maid! I don't ever want to be called "clumsy maid" again! The degree of difficulty has gone up.
However, God will hear you prayers.
By the way, you do know about this Shrine's system of fine play, right? Y-Yes.
The fine given to you is this! Are.
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are you telling me to wear these?! The fine that was given to Elizabeth-san before was a white school bathing suit.
If she wears it while asleep, she won't- Oh, excuse me.
She said she'd kill me if I spoke of it.
What is your God thinking?! This is.
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see-through, isn't it?! Anyway! If I wear them, He won't be able to see it! Make her wear sexy underwear under her clothes.
Being bashfully aware of them is truly fine.
God's reasoning is profound.
I don't understand it at all! It feels so drafty.
It's like I'm not wearing anything.
However, with this With this, I'll truly be the competent maid! I won't let anyone call me clumsy again! However, this uneasiness I feel will be a hindrance to getting my daily chores done.
Hey, you.
So you're finally home, you competent maid.
Your face is red.
Do you have a fever or something? As I thought, I can't wear this! This always happens.
It's terrible! I thought it would be impossible for her from the start.
As I thought, she has to remain a clumsy maid.
Really, my Lord? Clearly even for us, It is hard to measure God's will.
Your fine play.
SHOW IT TO ME! The only thing left to the man who lost everything Is it your faith? Or is it romance? Next episode Midsummer Night Breasts.
Naeka's heart will tremble within his arms.

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