Kamen no Maid Guy (2008) s01e11 Episode Script

A Midsummer Night's Breasts

1 Sorry for being late! Did you wait long, Leader-kun? Oh, crap.
I forgot my umbrella.
However! Come closer.
Oh, you! Is this some kind of situation that would trigger a flag? If it's alright with you, would you like to go home together? The traditional Stair Dash of the Kendo Club.
Enhancing both reflexes and cardio-respiratory capacity, it is training universal in every exercised-based club.
Intermittent pitch! Repeated acceleration and slowing! This exercise, the Stair Dash, uniquely rocks the very soul of men! Due to the Stair Dash, we get at least get to see all 840 bounces and swaying of Fujiwara Naeka's boobs! Damn, it's such a worry! If she keeps recklessly bouncing while running like that, her nipples will get rubbed too much and might darken! Shall i show you? Seriously?! Show you Hell, though! Seriously?! Seriously?! Seriously?! Brain damage? Maybe.
Leader.
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had times when he'd get so happy that he'd trip over and lose consciousness.
But if he doesn't wake up he'll remain in a coma It's my fault.
No.
It's not your fault, Fujiwara.
It's an accident brought on by the build-up of bad luck.
But.
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Will you see him? Look at that.
He looks so happy while he sleeps.
He doesn't look like he's seriously ill.
What an idiot.
If you're going to freeze, then at least do it after you've seen them! Will he regain consciousness? I'm sorry, but with current medicine, there's nothing we can do.
Leader-kun! Doctor Recovery seems hopeless.
No way Shape, size, and tension And exquisite bounciness I don't know who you are, but you have awesome boobs.
You seem fine to me, you bastard! Leader! He's regained consciousness?! What do you mean "recovery seems hopeless"?! No.
Until now his recovery did seem hopeless.
Maybe this is a miracle of love?! Did this maiden's love and thoughts of him call back the soul of her lover back from a deep and eternal sleep?! Love!? Impossible! I object to your diagnosis! There have been times when the strong bond of a couples love surpasses medicine and results in a miracle, you know! I said it's impossible! Oh, damn! Even if it's just once, I wish I could to drown in such a strong mutual love! Listen when someone is talking to you! I'll sue you! Calm down! This is a hospital! Leader! Leader? Is that my name? Who are you? Where am I? What? M-Memory loss!? That's right.
His symptom is limited memory loss.
It's like cheese with holes in it.
So, what can we do? If he received some kind of mental shock, his memory might come back in reaction.
Betting on a miracle is another option.
Miracle? I call it the "Shock of Love Remedy" plan! Everything now rests with you! Good luck, Naeka! We leave Leader in your care, Fujiwara! Promise one for today! Don't raise you hand against him! Repeat! P-Promise one for today! Don't raise my hand against him! Listen.
He's ill, remember? Don't forget that! Y-Yeah.
Promise no.
2! You absolutely won't bail out half way! I won't bail out half way! Right! Desertion will result in death by firing squad! Or, by the samurai code, seppuku! It might be impossible for me, but I'll try my best.
It's not impossible! JUST DO IT! Promise no.
3! Don't forget your smile! Well, smile then! I-I'm smiling That's it! Stay like that until the end! Preparation complete! Let's go, Naeka! In order, your course is the festival, shrine visit, then the fireworks! It's the start of a fun date! Sorry for being late! Did you wait long, Leader-kun? Um, sorry for- Leader-kun? Oh! Hi, Fujiwara-san! It's alright, I just got here myself.
Just where the hell are you looking at?! Recognize me by my face, you idiot! Kicking while smiling is also forbidden! Try again from the start! Jeez! Well you dug that one in nicely, you idiot! W-Well, I wasn't really paying attention to my feet, so I just- Ow! Just nothing! Do you understand the meaning of this date, imbecile! Hands, feet and head-butts are all forbidden! So if I get into that situation, how am I supposed to beat him up!? Leader DON'T BEAT HIM UP, IDIOT! Why! I understand, Master.
It is the ulterior motive for you, who were forced to intervene in order to hide your embarrassment, which is characteristic to unexperienced beginners in love.
You are saying opposite of your actual feelings, the young maiden inside of you is just waiting for her heart burning of passion to be taken.
I don't think you will ever understand a young woman's feelings.
What are you intending to do, Kogarashi-san? It goes without saying! I will support my Masters romance with all my strength! Devoting all of my intelligence, physical strength, and destructive power! Even if there is no flower buds on the Road of Flowers, I will fabricate their blooming! Today, too, I will serve my Masters happiness! That is my, Maid Gu- What do you mean "fabricate", you idiot!? This is a fake date to begin with! You don't have to do anything! Here we just have to watch over Naeka-sama's dedication.
Alright? Kogarashi-san? If people could regain their memories just by dating, then no one would suffer.
Hey! Don't just stop like that.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
He has a really broad back.
Are you alright? I-I'm fine! Hang on a minute! Why is my heart beating so fast!? Calm down, Fujiwara Naeka! This is just an act! Anyway, my date is that Boob Fanclub's leader! Don't flutter just because he has a nice broad back, you fool! What is she doing? It looks like she's not entirely against the date to me.
Yeah.
Sometimes I wonder about the type of guys she likes By the way, I wonder if those two will get together at this rate? No, let's get them together! Wait up, what are you saying!? It's him we're talking about! The pervert who can't see anything but Naeka's boobs! So? The boobs-obsessed guy and the boobs-only woman would suit each other, right? Truthfully, I've revised my opinion of him with all of this.
His boob-loving soul revived even against the opinion of the doctor! Honestly, I was so moved! Even if it's just her boobs, there's no one else who thinks of her that way! You might be right there Accumulating various memories which makes person into an adult in the 17th summer that will never come again! It's something she should learn of outside of swinging her sword.
Like an assassin the arrow of love creeps closer, and then does a surprise attack on the heart! I, Maid Guy, will play Cupid for tonight and support my Master's romance! Teacher! A little protection for my unskilled in love Master is one category of service.
What is this, old man! The bullets don't fly at all! What are you doing!? Teacher? Accelerating the cork bullet by centrifugal force?! The bullet is too low! It's aiming for?! This is the "Promised Pattern" handed down from ancient Japan! "The two that touch after he catches her after she trips accidentally!" Breathing together at close range! Her heart races while being embraced in his arms! Their two hearts suddenly draw closer! We're so envious, Leader! This is the gun action of Maid Guy! Awesome! It's sunk into the ground! If the strength of your equipment isn't strong enough then compensate for it with the strength of your arm! That is the way a true man lives! And to live in love is the flowery path of a woman! What's the result? Just as we expected from you, Teacher! It was a brilliantly directed accident! Their eyes are meeting! Things look to be going well, Teacher! Are you alright? U-Um, thanks.
It's alright.
If it's something as soft as that, then it's an easy request.
Soft?! The deadly rebuff! W-What are you doing, Fujiwara!? Shut-up! That was close! I almost got heart palpitations over that pervert again! W-Wait! That was a good hit so my breath hasn't- Like I care! That was close! That atmosphere was almost, almost-! Even with his memories gone, just as we expect from our Leader! For him, breasts are everything! Not bad, Master.
Then, until the next accident visits you! What exactly are you intending to "visit" upon her, Kogarashi-san? Oh, no.
The nagging old maid is here.
Who are you calling "old maid"!? Kogarashi-san, I'm sure you understand, howeve- What are you doing?! Don't slack off and come with us! The guests are waiting! Huh? What? Teacher, the two of them are leaving! Yeah.
Let's go.
Hey! Wait for me, idiot! Welcome home! Welcome home, Master! Hey, you too! Welcome home, Master! W-Welcome home, Master! This isn't the time to be doing this! There's no octopus in this! Re-make it for us! What are you doing here, Fubuki-san? Are you part of the stall, too? Here! One Fish Frappe! If you eat too fast, it's not good for your chest, Fujiwara.
It's fine! This is the only way I can cool down my head and re-balance my composure so that doesn't happen again! Right.
Calm down.
There's only one thing that I have to do.
How are you supposed to get your memory back, anyway? Don't you remember anything apart from breasts? When I look at your breasts, something flickers briefly in my mind.
Maybe if I touch them, I might remember everything.
It's no good.
The good atmosphere from before won't come back.
Even though his memories are gone, just as you'd expect from the leader of the Breast Fanclub Even when he's hit or kicked, he doesn't give up and keeps his eyes on breasts.
It's admirable endless guts.
Yeah, it's "Leaders" pattern.
Mirror.
If he wasn't like that, it would be going well, wouldn't it.
However, they do say "a leopard can't change its' spots", right? That girl? Welcome! Give me one strawberry snow-cone! As soon as possible, if you please! Liz! Cow-titted-woman! To be blunt, you are the person I LEAST want to meet right now! I came here to calm down a bit, and now you've ruined it! Goodbye.
Woah, we just meet and already you're abusing me!? What do you want, shorty! So here you are! I was looking for you, my sister! Don't leave your brother all by himself! As long as you don't lose those ugly fat-lumped women beside you, E; this is a pointless discussion! Oh.
It's Liz's brother from her perverted family.
Elizabeth, you always use complicated words.
Just as people can't live without water or air, I can't live without large- Oh! Miss Naeka Fujiwara! You're still in Japan? You look all the more beautiful in a yukata.
This beautiful rose for your beautiful cleavage- What do you mean cleavage!? Brother! What are you doing, you beautiful breasted woman? What are you doing to my brother, you cow-titted-woman!? Sorry.
Men with boob fetish's have been giving me a hard time so I kinda just reacted If things could be solved with "sorry", we wouldn't need the police! I don't really think I'm entirely in the wrong here My brother is just being himself! You were punished because you brought huge-breasted women and called out to that cow-titted-woman! Shall we go, Fujiwara? Oh, Leader-kun.
Can I ask you something? What? Brother! Hang in there! Brother! Is it alright? Those foreigners have huge ones.
You like big breasts, right? Not really.
I only have eyes for Fujiwara's breasts.
I only like yours.
Ow! What do you think about that low kick, commentator Miwa-san! There was a definite difference in spirit and energy in her kicks up until now! What's happening to player Fujiwara? Why did you kick me just now, Fujiwara? Be quiet for a bit! I have to rebalance my judgement! See-saw? Quiet! She looks to be on the verge of falling! Player Fujiwara is in trouble! If he just takes her to a deserted place, the dream of a KO win might become reality! Leader will become a man! To a place with better mood.
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GO! Teacher? You can rely on me, Maid Guy, at these times! Go, my goldern servants! Gold fish!? What are you going to do with gold fish!? Certain hit-to-kill! Aim for my Masters heart! And help my Masters determination! Certain kill! Maid Guy Golden Splash! Conquest Miyatsuguchi! Let me explain! "Miyatsuguchi" is an opening found on women's Japanese style clothes.
There is no opening on men's clothes.
It's only found on women's clothes.
And that's where I'm currently aiming for! Infiltration! It seems like shes starting to panic, Teacher.
It's fine.
Master is desperately thinking of a way to get rid of that something that is jumping around in her clothes.
However, in this crowded place, she can't remove her yukata.
I see! Really! Fujiwara? Stay there for a moment! Hey, Fujiwara! If Naeka runs off, Leader will naturally worry and chase after her.
And Naeka's destination is the forest! As a result, they've done exactly what we wanted and are alone in a deserted place! He runs after her, and sees her removing her yukata! When he does, he'll become a wolf and wohoo! But isn't this kind of too much all at once? A man who has become a wolf cannot be stopped by anyone! Did you see his eyes? His eyes are already like a wol- What is this about a wolf? Teacher! Woah, it's the old maid! I'm always getting beaten to death "Old maid"? Where is Naeka-sama? Hey! Fujiwara! Leader-kun? Fu-Fujiwara!! Naeka-sama!? L-Leader-kun? Are you alright, Fujiwara? Huh? You should be more careful.
What would happen if you got bitten this far into the woods? Leader-kun, you're surprisingly more dependable than I thought.
Surprisingly? I thought you were only a breast-fetishist.
Hey, hey.
It's true that I like breasts.
It remains with me even after losing my memory.
However, for that reason! If I want to hold your breasts in my hands, unless it's facing you squarely, then there's no point.
That's why I'm going to wait until the day you say 'go ahead'! Don't you ever want to change those "breasts" into "love" or "sou"'? Why?! You got so close! And it was a pure chance! Target! Aim! Infiltration! What is it?! Is it another snake? S-Sorry.
Wolf detected! Naeka-sama, watch out! Are you alright, Naeka-sama? Um, Fubuki-san? Due to the strong blow to his head, he's fallen into a coma for a while.
Recovery seems hopeless.
Leader! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I don't know what you're sorry for, but let me see more of your beautiful breasts! Huh? Where am I? As I recall, I was in the middle of the Stair Dash What happened to eyes only for mine?! What are you talking about?! I, Maid Guy, will serve your love Leave it to me! Assassins who come bearing their fangs! Kogarashi will face his greatest service! Spread it, the name of the brave Maid Guy.
Next episode, Farewell, dear Maid Guy The man who gave up his life to serve! That is I, Maid Guy!
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