Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e28 Episode Script
Dupe
B-Bye! Come back with that Better put some ice on that.
Hey, what about my cart? Blitznak.
Great shave ice stand toss, by the way.
Now we just have to figure out what to do with him.
I don't want any of your lip! I didn't say any - Zip it, you sandwich-making freak! Oh, look what you did to my tuna on rye.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
Hey, hey, hey you've obviously had a bad day.
- You wanna talk about it? - Well all right.
It's that trog, always besting me.
I just can't take it anymore.
You're not offended when I call him a trog? You're one, too.
Don't you worry about me.
This is about you.
Tell me a little about your childhood? - Haven't thought about it in a while.
My father was very authoritarian, so I didn't have many friends.
- No friends, actually.
- Yeah.
Go on.
Here Ãs experÃment I have not been seeÃng Ãn long tÃme.
What does it do? Experiment 344 is duplicator.
It can make multiple copies of anyone or anything.
Designed to make infinite number of weapons.
Careful of the antennae! You might duplicate yourself.
Cool, all the lollipops you can eat! Good! But there's something different.
Is this low cal? Yes.
Experiment 344 was failure.
Duplicates were not as powerful as original.
Better watch out, Stitch.
- Or you'll lose your girlish figure.
- Actually, no.
Duplicates have less of everything, including fat and calories! Hold everything! As Official Adult Guardian of your slumber party tonight I don't want that thing wreaking havoc.
Nani put me in charge while she's gone, and I am not letting her down.
I've got everything planned.
Pillow fight at 6:00, toenail painting at 7:00 aromatherapy facial at 8 bells.
Gossiping about boys sprinkled throughout at spontaneous intervals.
What about "light as a feather, stiff as a board"? Inducing levitation.
Won't take longer than a half hour.
I'll pencil you in at six-thirty.
I don't want anything to screw it up, so put that little monster Get it off! Get it off! I don't wanna be copied! I am an original.
Not to be worrying.
I will keep it in my ship.
We both want to be out of way of chit-chattering girls.
This is gonna be the best first slumber party I've ever had.
I think we got enough props for the levitation.
Yeah, you're right.
I got a gazillion.
Oh, look, there's my friends.
Aloha, guys.
Sorry Lilo, but I can't let your dog have this cart, too.
It's my last one and they cost a lot.
Oh.
I'm just here to talk to my friends but I promise, me and Stitch will make it up to you.
I hope so.
Business's gotten worse since everyone started counting calories.
Hope you haven't forgotten about my slumber party tonight.
Oh yeah, your slumber party.
Don't worry, we haven't forgotten.
Great! See ya later! But we're not going to her party.
I never said we were going.
I just said we didn't forget.
Is everything ready? - They should be here soon.
- Pillows are plumped and ready.
I'm the adult guardian, but I'm as excited as a little girl! It's getting late.
Where Ãs everybody? Welcome! Come on in.
Stitch, your guests are here.
What? Who invited them? I didn't authorize this.
Where are my friends? When I was 12, I was often excluded from my peer group's parties.
Let me stop you there.
I understand your problem.
- You do? - It's obvious.
Your life is a boring failure.
I wouldn't wanna be you.
All you do is whine.
"It's all the trog's fault.
" - You wanted to hear it.
- I didn't think it'd be so tedious.
Daddy always said to trust no one.
Why didn't I learn? Don't you feel better now? "Boring failure".
Says him.
What does he know, anyway? Excuse me.
Could you tell us where Orchid St.
Is? We we seem to be a little lost.
No.
I don't know where Orchid St.
Is.
- That's all right.
- I know what you're thinking! I don't know where Orchid Street is because I'm a boring failure! N-n-n-no, that's not what I was thinking at all.
- Come on, Ginger.
- Run away from the boring failure! Run far away with Ginger! Run far away.
Daddy always said they would.
This is all that trog's fault.
Wait, it can't be! Experiment pods.
Four of them! I could activate them and turn them into my own army.
Then I'll finally be able to destroy that trog.
We're done with pillow fight, it's the facial phase.
Come on, stick to the schedule.
Don't! I can't believe nobody came.
Well, except your cousins.
Don't get me wrong, Stitch.
I love having you for a friend but sometimes I want a whole mess of friends.
Is that so wrong? No.
This is exactly why I didn't want monsters at this party.
You over there, get your tail out of that socket! Okay, little monster.
You can see in the dark, so fix the fuse box.
I'll look for an earth-style light stick.
Figures everything's going wrong.
I just wanted to have a simple party for a group of my closest friends.
Except I don't have a group of close friends.
I wish I could make a whole bunch of friends.
Make friends.
All right, Lilo, Stitch fixed the fuse.
Make me a bunch of friends exactly like me.
This isn't gonna hurt, right? Lilo! What is all this racket? I am trying to Welcome, "Heat".
"Thresher""Plasmoid" and "Hammerface".
I'll train you into the leanest, meanest unit in the galaxy and send you on a very important mission.
This is your target.
Very funny.
TP the Pleakley.
Party's over, time to go.
- Pleakley? - Lilo, thank goodness you're here! There's been an incident.
You sit here, Stitch.
I'll introduce your cousins to the house.
- No! No more cousins! I just got rid of the last ones.
Down! Down! Off! Off! Can we send them back? Is possible.
Replicating experiment has "reverse" function.
I don't wanna send 'em back.
They're my "posse".
They just need a little bit of work.
I may be pointing out the obvious but they need a lot of work! We'll start their training immediately.
Bad! I really think we should send them back.
I trained Stitch, I can train them, too.
You're not as strong as Stitch.
And that's good 'cause it means you won't cause as much trouble.
You'll be the perfect group of friends.
A lÃttle target practÃce? Commence attack.
Hey guys, want a tuna melt? Cut it out! Heat, would you do the honors? That's not funny! Thresher, you need some exercise, jump in at any moment.
I'm serious! It's good to see that you've finally become useful, 625.
So anyway, I demanded they give me a refund.
Hey guys! I missed you at my slumber party.
We had a scheduling conflict.
That's okay.
Let me introduce you to my new friends.
There goes hula class.
By the way, I'm having another slumber party tonight.
With a levitation.
Oh, really? Only this time, you're not invited.
Right, guys? It's good to have a posse.
We got popcorn for the slumber party tonight.
Stitch, what's wrong with you? Ah is side-effect of replication.
Strength of 626 has been divided into four.
What do we do about it? Can reverse replication stitch all 626's back into one 626.
But I'm finally gonna have my party tonight with my posse.
I know exactly what Stitch needs to feel better.
A good levitation.
You just take it easy, Stitch.
Well, men, you've worked hard.
And now you're ready.
Let's do this! Okay, everybody concentrate.
- Not too high, please.
I get dizzy.
- Light as a feather stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
I think he's levitating.
Stitch! Take the trog, men.
Take all the trogs! Your evil experiments can't beat four Stitches! Three down, one to go.
Oh no! They're too weak! Missed me! Just as we practiced.
Lilo! Stitch! Good work, men.
This is only the beginning.
Now that the trog trogs have been defeated we will capture every experiment on this planet.
- I rang the bell.
- Forget it! I'm not coming out.
Fine.
Plasmoid! - All right, all right! Happy now? - I want you to make a victory feast for my brave warriors.
'Kay.
Victory feast.
With or without crusts? This is all my fault.
I made Stitch weak by splitting him up, just so I could have a posse.
Now what do we do? Only thing we can do is unite the four separate 626's back into one and let him defeat Gantu.
- If we're to sneak on Gantu's ship we're gonna need a distraction.
But that's usually Stitch's job.
We're gonna need a new decoy.
I called a carpenter to come and fix the damage.
Maybe Nani won't ever notice.
Why ya looking at me that way? As official Adult Guardian, I'd like to go on record as saying we should forget about the little monsters.
Sure, you'll miss them for a while, but you'll get over We're all wearing the same outfit.
We can't all wear the same thing.
It's vulgar! Can I get a pair of pants? These are horrible! Sorry, we were out of mayo.
I used yogurt.
This is unaccepta Gotta get that! - Delivery for Captain Gantu.
- For me? Let them in.
Congratulations Captain Gantu.
From an admirer.
Another one? Heh I wonder who sent them? Balloon bouquet for a "Gan-to.
" This is too much.
Someone appreciates superior leadership.
Come on! Which one of you is Stitch? Come on guys, which one of you sent these? I know you.
I know all of you! You're all Pleakley! We're being invaded, men! Oh no we better hurry! What have we here? Another one for my army! Don't you dare touch him! He doesn't want to make copies of all your evil experiments! Making copies of my army that's an inspired idea! I'll make a hundred of each of them! Not even Hamsterviel stop me! Make me a hundred Plasmoids! No! Make a hundred Heats! A hundred Threshers! Oh, what horrors have you wrought? And one hundred Hammerfaces! No! Outta my way softy.
Come on, Stitch.
We gotta pull yourself together.
Look at me! I'm an action hero! Is it you? The one and only.
Strike! I don't understand.
My army they're so weak! - You tricked me! - Yep, it's a side-effect.
United you stand, but divided, you're a whole mess of weaklings.
We came, we saw, we kicked their sissy butts! Hey there, chief.
Wanna talk? When I was 13, I had braces That's it.
Let it all out.
I'm the adult guardian.
Stitch, I'm sorry I split you up and made you all weak just so I could have friends.
But at least I learned a lesson.
When it comes to friends, it's quality, not quantity that counts.
We do have to figure out where Dupe belongs.
Wait! I have an idea.
One of your half-calorie lemon ices, please.
One half-calorie shave ice, coming right up.
Hey, what about my cart? Blitznak.
Great shave ice stand toss, by the way.
Now we just have to figure out what to do with him.
I don't want any of your lip! I didn't say any - Zip it, you sandwich-making freak! Oh, look what you did to my tuna on rye.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
Hey, hey, hey you've obviously had a bad day.
- You wanna talk about it? - Well all right.
It's that trog, always besting me.
I just can't take it anymore.
You're not offended when I call him a trog? You're one, too.
Don't you worry about me.
This is about you.
Tell me a little about your childhood? - Haven't thought about it in a while.
My father was very authoritarian, so I didn't have many friends.
- No friends, actually.
- Yeah.
Go on.
Here Ãs experÃment I have not been seeÃng Ãn long tÃme.
What does it do? Experiment 344 is duplicator.
It can make multiple copies of anyone or anything.
Designed to make infinite number of weapons.
Careful of the antennae! You might duplicate yourself.
Cool, all the lollipops you can eat! Good! But there's something different.
Is this low cal? Yes.
Experiment 344 was failure.
Duplicates were not as powerful as original.
Better watch out, Stitch.
- Or you'll lose your girlish figure.
- Actually, no.
Duplicates have less of everything, including fat and calories! Hold everything! As Official Adult Guardian of your slumber party tonight I don't want that thing wreaking havoc.
Nani put me in charge while she's gone, and I am not letting her down.
I've got everything planned.
Pillow fight at 6:00, toenail painting at 7:00 aromatherapy facial at 8 bells.
Gossiping about boys sprinkled throughout at spontaneous intervals.
What about "light as a feather, stiff as a board"? Inducing levitation.
Won't take longer than a half hour.
I'll pencil you in at six-thirty.
I don't want anything to screw it up, so put that little monster Get it off! Get it off! I don't wanna be copied! I am an original.
Not to be worrying.
I will keep it in my ship.
We both want to be out of way of chit-chattering girls.
This is gonna be the best first slumber party I've ever had.
I think we got enough props for the levitation.
Yeah, you're right.
I got a gazillion.
Oh, look, there's my friends.
Aloha, guys.
Sorry Lilo, but I can't let your dog have this cart, too.
It's my last one and they cost a lot.
Oh.
I'm just here to talk to my friends but I promise, me and Stitch will make it up to you.
I hope so.
Business's gotten worse since everyone started counting calories.
Hope you haven't forgotten about my slumber party tonight.
Oh yeah, your slumber party.
Don't worry, we haven't forgotten.
Great! See ya later! But we're not going to her party.
I never said we were going.
I just said we didn't forget.
Is everything ready? - They should be here soon.
- Pillows are plumped and ready.
I'm the adult guardian, but I'm as excited as a little girl! It's getting late.
Where Ãs everybody? Welcome! Come on in.
Stitch, your guests are here.
What? Who invited them? I didn't authorize this.
Where are my friends? When I was 12, I was often excluded from my peer group's parties.
Let me stop you there.
I understand your problem.
- You do? - It's obvious.
Your life is a boring failure.
I wouldn't wanna be you.
All you do is whine.
"It's all the trog's fault.
" - You wanted to hear it.
- I didn't think it'd be so tedious.
Daddy always said to trust no one.
Why didn't I learn? Don't you feel better now? "Boring failure".
Says him.
What does he know, anyway? Excuse me.
Could you tell us where Orchid St.
Is? We we seem to be a little lost.
No.
I don't know where Orchid St.
Is.
- That's all right.
- I know what you're thinking! I don't know where Orchid Street is because I'm a boring failure! N-n-n-no, that's not what I was thinking at all.
- Come on, Ginger.
- Run away from the boring failure! Run far away with Ginger! Run far away.
Daddy always said they would.
This is all that trog's fault.
Wait, it can't be! Experiment pods.
Four of them! I could activate them and turn them into my own army.
Then I'll finally be able to destroy that trog.
We're done with pillow fight, it's the facial phase.
Come on, stick to the schedule.
Don't! I can't believe nobody came.
Well, except your cousins.
Don't get me wrong, Stitch.
I love having you for a friend but sometimes I want a whole mess of friends.
Is that so wrong? No.
This is exactly why I didn't want monsters at this party.
You over there, get your tail out of that socket! Okay, little monster.
You can see in the dark, so fix the fuse box.
I'll look for an earth-style light stick.
Figures everything's going wrong.
I just wanted to have a simple party for a group of my closest friends.
Except I don't have a group of close friends.
I wish I could make a whole bunch of friends.
Make friends.
All right, Lilo, Stitch fixed the fuse.
Make me a bunch of friends exactly like me.
This isn't gonna hurt, right? Lilo! What is all this racket? I am trying to Welcome, "Heat".
"Thresher""Plasmoid" and "Hammerface".
I'll train you into the leanest, meanest unit in the galaxy and send you on a very important mission.
This is your target.
Very funny.
TP the Pleakley.
Party's over, time to go.
- Pleakley? - Lilo, thank goodness you're here! There's been an incident.
You sit here, Stitch.
I'll introduce your cousins to the house.
- No! No more cousins! I just got rid of the last ones.
Down! Down! Off! Off! Can we send them back? Is possible.
Replicating experiment has "reverse" function.
I don't wanna send 'em back.
They're my "posse".
They just need a little bit of work.
I may be pointing out the obvious but they need a lot of work! We'll start their training immediately.
Bad! I really think we should send them back.
I trained Stitch, I can train them, too.
You're not as strong as Stitch.
And that's good 'cause it means you won't cause as much trouble.
You'll be the perfect group of friends.
A lÃttle target practÃce? Commence attack.
Hey guys, want a tuna melt? Cut it out! Heat, would you do the honors? That's not funny! Thresher, you need some exercise, jump in at any moment.
I'm serious! It's good to see that you've finally become useful, 625.
So anyway, I demanded they give me a refund.
Hey guys! I missed you at my slumber party.
We had a scheduling conflict.
That's okay.
Let me introduce you to my new friends.
There goes hula class.
By the way, I'm having another slumber party tonight.
With a levitation.
Oh, really? Only this time, you're not invited.
Right, guys? It's good to have a posse.
We got popcorn for the slumber party tonight.
Stitch, what's wrong with you? Ah is side-effect of replication.
Strength of 626 has been divided into four.
What do we do about it? Can reverse replication stitch all 626's back into one 626.
But I'm finally gonna have my party tonight with my posse.
I know exactly what Stitch needs to feel better.
A good levitation.
You just take it easy, Stitch.
Well, men, you've worked hard.
And now you're ready.
Let's do this! Okay, everybody concentrate.
- Not too high, please.
I get dizzy.
- Light as a feather stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
I think he's levitating.
Stitch! Take the trog, men.
Take all the trogs! Your evil experiments can't beat four Stitches! Three down, one to go.
Oh no! They're too weak! Missed me! Just as we practiced.
Lilo! Stitch! Good work, men.
This is only the beginning.
Now that the trog trogs have been defeated we will capture every experiment on this planet.
- I rang the bell.
- Forget it! I'm not coming out.
Fine.
Plasmoid! - All right, all right! Happy now? - I want you to make a victory feast for my brave warriors.
'Kay.
Victory feast.
With or without crusts? This is all my fault.
I made Stitch weak by splitting him up, just so I could have a posse.
Now what do we do? Only thing we can do is unite the four separate 626's back into one and let him defeat Gantu.
- If we're to sneak on Gantu's ship we're gonna need a distraction.
But that's usually Stitch's job.
We're gonna need a new decoy.
I called a carpenter to come and fix the damage.
Maybe Nani won't ever notice.
Why ya looking at me that way? As official Adult Guardian, I'd like to go on record as saying we should forget about the little monsters.
Sure, you'll miss them for a while, but you'll get over We're all wearing the same outfit.
We can't all wear the same thing.
It's vulgar! Can I get a pair of pants? These are horrible! Sorry, we were out of mayo.
I used yogurt.
This is unaccepta Gotta get that! - Delivery for Captain Gantu.
- For me? Let them in.
Congratulations Captain Gantu.
From an admirer.
Another one? Heh I wonder who sent them? Balloon bouquet for a "Gan-to.
" This is too much.
Someone appreciates superior leadership.
Come on! Which one of you is Stitch? Come on guys, which one of you sent these? I know you.
I know all of you! You're all Pleakley! We're being invaded, men! Oh no we better hurry! What have we here? Another one for my army! Don't you dare touch him! He doesn't want to make copies of all your evil experiments! Making copies of my army that's an inspired idea! I'll make a hundred of each of them! Not even Hamsterviel stop me! Make me a hundred Plasmoids! No! Make a hundred Heats! A hundred Threshers! Oh, what horrors have you wrought? And one hundred Hammerfaces! No! Outta my way softy.
Come on, Stitch.
We gotta pull yourself together.
Look at me! I'm an action hero! Is it you? The one and only.
Strike! I don't understand.
My army they're so weak! - You tricked me! - Yep, it's a side-effect.
United you stand, but divided, you're a whole mess of weaklings.
We came, we saw, we kicked their sissy butts! Hey there, chief.
Wanna talk? When I was 13, I had braces That's it.
Let it all out.
I'm the adult guardian.
Stitch, I'm sorry I split you up and made you all weak just so I could have friends.
But at least I learned a lesson.
When it comes to friends, it's quality, not quantity that counts.
We do have to figure out where Dupe belongs.
Wait! I have an idea.
One of your half-calorie lemon ices, please.
One half-calorie shave ice, coming right up.