Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e31 Episode Script
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B-Bye! I told you not to bring bugs in the house! These aren't bugs.
They're slugs.
That's a snail without a home.
Their only hope of survival is to join the circus.
- What're you watching? - "Gushiest Home Love Stories.
" Love-crazed Earthlings send in homemade videos of their absurd courtship rituals.
It's absolutely fascinating.
- Love icky! - Come on Stitch.
- You gotta believe in love.
- Lilo's right.
Just you wait.
Someday you'll find another little monster who shares your likes and dislikes, who finds your little quirks just oh-so-adorable.
C'mon! We gotta go get more stuff for our slug circus.
We need something for a shady circus top.
The sun makes slugs cranky.
And speaking of cranky, there's Mr.
Crankyhead himself.
There's no use hiding.
When it comes to hunting abominations, - Gantu never loses.
- Except, when you lose.
Which happens to be most of the time.
There's gotta be an experiment around here somewhere.
You find it.
I'll deal with the Big Dummy.
Hey! You're supposed to say "excuse me!" What is that? Have a nice trip.
He's horrible! Everything exactly according to plan.
Stitch? What's the matter? She's a nasty one.
Grab her before she eats us.
She's no bujibu.
She's one of Jumba's evil experiments.
Oh excuse me.
That is beautiful.
Now move in for the kiss.
Feel it.
Don't look at the camera.
Keep emoting! - What are you doing? - Making a video to send to "America's Gushiest Home Love Stories.
" Let's see.
I've got my vocal projection enhancer, directorial skull protector combination scene marker and finger crusher And I don't know what this thingie does, but it's an attractive accesory.
And these two are a fascinating subject! That's not a video camera, it's an antique.
And it doesn't even have any film in it.
I knew that.
I was just, ah, practicing.
I'll bet Jumba has a video camera I could use.
Let's find out.
I wanted to ask him about this little Angel.
Here.
Jumba's evÃl genÃus camera is fully digital bazillion megapixel, super zooming boo-ya image snaggifier.
- With built-in calorie counter.
- I can't wait to start! Stitch has found female experiment? It's this one.
Stitch really likes her, but I think she's evil.
Experiment 624! - Oh, no! She is designed - Jumba! 624 you are little dickens! Jumba? What were you gonna say? Say? About what? About her.
You said, "Oh no!" I was saying, "Oh no problem!" 624 is harmless early experiment designed to, uh pop popcorn for my movie night.
But now I think she is perfect bujibu material for 626.
Come on Stitch.
I really need your help with the slug circus.
So you want to know locations of all evil experiments turned good? Information is right here.
My experiments turned to evil again! Me, turned to evil again! Is good! I mean bad! All right, guys.
We're almost ready for rehearsal.
You might want to limber up.
Stitch and I sleep upstairs.
You get your very own bed here.
Next to the dryer.
And as far away from me as possible.
Hello, hotcakes! I thought you went the whole captured-by-the-little-girl- and-turned-to-good route.
Shows how much you know.
She's right on schedule.
On schedule? You mean, you actually planned all this? The whole chase, losing the experiment you slipping on the coconuts and falling on your kiester? Well the kiester part was uh, improvised.
All is going according to plan.
The trog's household is infiltrated and Jumba's database compromised.
Contact with the other repurposed experiments begins tomorrow.
Good morning, Angel! Angel? Our first conflict.
She slams the door and leaves without a word.
He follows, his faith unbroken.
I gotta get this stuff! The spurned suitor, desperate for attention.
Love it! Slushy? Coffee b-b-break.
T-t-take five.
Angel? Richter? In a world of pathos and pain one little monster refused to give up on love! Okay, this scene's playing a little heavy.
Still, our hero pursues her though she treats him like a loser, a flop, a buffoon a pathetic Okay, okay.
No need to get huffy.
This just isn't as much fun without Stitch.
David says canned ravioli is the best cure for rejection.
Lilo! Just in time to watch the raw footage of my documentary masterpiece.
A single orbiting satellite symbolizes obsessive love.
We all know that.
Wait! Go back! I know, I can't get enough of my genius either.
Francis Ford Pleakley! No.
What's that? On her collar? "If found, please call 5550198293434 53365882.
Hello? Who Ãs callÃng me wÃth a call? - Oh, no! - Stop wÃth all the not answerÃng me! Hamsterviel! Jumba! Angel's not harmless at all! - She's - Evil! I know! And she has returned me to evil as well! And boy am I having fun! I knew that Angel was no angel.
Angel! Angel? Ooh, cousin, bad move coming here.
Angel? You weren't invited to this party, But now that you're here, your host will "take care" of you.
Hello, you formerly goody-do-gooder experÃments.
I say formerly, because thanks to the work of experiment 624 which Gantu miraculously captured last Tuesday you are all now evil and will soon help me wreak havoc on the stinky galactic empire! Quick, Jumba.
How does experiment 624 work? Simple.
Has a special musical neuro-linguistic behavioral modification trigger.
English, please.
She sings her little song, poof! You're evil.
Is tricky genius, no? Is there an antidote for this? Of course.
But also I'm not telling because I'm back to evil.
Evil and slow! Oh, mine mine mine.
And clumsy! Opening door! I knew it! To reverse evil effects, simply chant evil song backwards? - Open door! Or I am obliterating you and entire ridiculous ohana! Ah, little girl.
Hello.
Is nice muumuu you are wearing this evening.
Come on.
We gotta find Stitch.
This is so exciting.
Careening towards our thrilling climax! Is Stitch gonna be turned evil, too? No, 625 and 626 built after 624.
Her spell doesn't work on them.
They're immune to her sireny song.
Sad story, ain't it, cuz? Her spell doesn't work on us, but we fell for her just the same.
I guess she's incapable of tender feelings for the likes of us.
LaunchÃng Ãn one mÃnute.
59 58 I am knowing that noise.
Is noise of spaceship rockets charging up for take-off! Wow, special effects! Real live movie magic.
Lilo! Stitch! I was right.
She's evil! NavÃgatÃon system actÃvated.
Launch Ãn fÃve four three Stitch! Nice try, trog.
Ya know you really should get a professional electrician to do that.
I've always wanted to see this.
626, disciplined by his very own cousins.
Pummel him, evil trogs! No! No! You'll turn them back to good! Akata, Gantu! Plot twist.
Okay.
Easy.
Nice trogs.
Electrician? Sparky! Richter! NavÃgatÃon system dÃsabled.
Funny.
Spaceship isn't flying in typical spaceship manner.
What an amazing 3-D effect! It's like it's coming right at us! Make sure buggy ain't hit! Stitch! Stitch! What happened to Angel? Bet you had to use your super strength to do her in.
Naga.
Angel saved Stitch.
No kidding? Gotta believe in love.
And cut! There it is! The defining theme moment that pulls it all together! That's a wrap everyone! The perfect happy ending.
Love triumphs over evil! Not today it doesn't.
No! Sorry, losers.
Little Angel's coming to live with us! Bad guys win this round.
Hey, wait for me, gorgeous! Angel? Angel.
What about my Gushiest Love Stories documentary? It's ruined.
Not ruined, my friend.
Time to start working on sequel.
Don't worry, we'll get her back.
Because you were right.
You gotta believe in love.
They're slugs.
That's a snail without a home.
Their only hope of survival is to join the circus.
- What're you watching? - "Gushiest Home Love Stories.
" Love-crazed Earthlings send in homemade videos of their absurd courtship rituals.
It's absolutely fascinating.
- Love icky! - Come on Stitch.
- You gotta believe in love.
- Lilo's right.
Just you wait.
Someday you'll find another little monster who shares your likes and dislikes, who finds your little quirks just oh-so-adorable.
C'mon! We gotta go get more stuff for our slug circus.
We need something for a shady circus top.
The sun makes slugs cranky.
And speaking of cranky, there's Mr.
Crankyhead himself.
There's no use hiding.
When it comes to hunting abominations, - Gantu never loses.
- Except, when you lose.
Which happens to be most of the time.
There's gotta be an experiment around here somewhere.
You find it.
I'll deal with the Big Dummy.
Hey! You're supposed to say "excuse me!" What is that? Have a nice trip.
He's horrible! Everything exactly according to plan.
Stitch? What's the matter? She's a nasty one.
Grab her before she eats us.
She's no bujibu.
She's one of Jumba's evil experiments.
Oh excuse me.
That is beautiful.
Now move in for the kiss.
Feel it.
Don't look at the camera.
Keep emoting! - What are you doing? - Making a video to send to "America's Gushiest Home Love Stories.
" Let's see.
I've got my vocal projection enhancer, directorial skull protector combination scene marker and finger crusher And I don't know what this thingie does, but it's an attractive accesory.
And these two are a fascinating subject! That's not a video camera, it's an antique.
And it doesn't even have any film in it.
I knew that.
I was just, ah, practicing.
I'll bet Jumba has a video camera I could use.
Let's find out.
I wanted to ask him about this little Angel.
Here.
Jumba's evÃl genÃus camera is fully digital bazillion megapixel, super zooming boo-ya image snaggifier.
- With built-in calorie counter.
- I can't wait to start! Stitch has found female experiment? It's this one.
Stitch really likes her, but I think she's evil.
Experiment 624! - Oh, no! She is designed - Jumba! 624 you are little dickens! Jumba? What were you gonna say? Say? About what? About her.
You said, "Oh no!" I was saying, "Oh no problem!" 624 is harmless early experiment designed to, uh pop popcorn for my movie night.
But now I think she is perfect bujibu material for 626.
Come on Stitch.
I really need your help with the slug circus.
So you want to know locations of all evil experiments turned good? Information is right here.
My experiments turned to evil again! Me, turned to evil again! Is good! I mean bad! All right, guys.
We're almost ready for rehearsal.
You might want to limber up.
Stitch and I sleep upstairs.
You get your very own bed here.
Next to the dryer.
And as far away from me as possible.
Hello, hotcakes! I thought you went the whole captured-by-the-little-girl- and-turned-to-good route.
Shows how much you know.
She's right on schedule.
On schedule? You mean, you actually planned all this? The whole chase, losing the experiment you slipping on the coconuts and falling on your kiester? Well the kiester part was uh, improvised.
All is going according to plan.
The trog's household is infiltrated and Jumba's database compromised.
Contact with the other repurposed experiments begins tomorrow.
Good morning, Angel! Angel? Our first conflict.
She slams the door and leaves without a word.
He follows, his faith unbroken.
I gotta get this stuff! The spurned suitor, desperate for attention.
Love it! Slushy? Coffee b-b-break.
T-t-take five.
Angel? Richter? In a world of pathos and pain one little monster refused to give up on love! Okay, this scene's playing a little heavy.
Still, our hero pursues her though she treats him like a loser, a flop, a buffoon a pathetic Okay, okay.
No need to get huffy.
This just isn't as much fun without Stitch.
David says canned ravioli is the best cure for rejection.
Lilo! Just in time to watch the raw footage of my documentary masterpiece.
A single orbiting satellite symbolizes obsessive love.
We all know that.
Wait! Go back! I know, I can't get enough of my genius either.
Francis Ford Pleakley! No.
What's that? On her collar? "If found, please call 5550198293434 53365882.
Hello? Who Ãs callÃng me wÃth a call? - Oh, no! - Stop wÃth all the not answerÃng me! Hamsterviel! Jumba! Angel's not harmless at all! - She's - Evil! I know! And she has returned me to evil as well! And boy am I having fun! I knew that Angel was no angel.
Angel! Angel? Ooh, cousin, bad move coming here.
Angel? You weren't invited to this party, But now that you're here, your host will "take care" of you.
Hello, you formerly goody-do-gooder experÃments.
I say formerly, because thanks to the work of experiment 624 which Gantu miraculously captured last Tuesday you are all now evil and will soon help me wreak havoc on the stinky galactic empire! Quick, Jumba.
How does experiment 624 work? Simple.
Has a special musical neuro-linguistic behavioral modification trigger.
English, please.
She sings her little song, poof! You're evil.
Is tricky genius, no? Is there an antidote for this? Of course.
But also I'm not telling because I'm back to evil.
Evil and slow! Oh, mine mine mine.
And clumsy! Opening door! I knew it! To reverse evil effects, simply chant evil song backwards? - Open door! Or I am obliterating you and entire ridiculous ohana! Ah, little girl.
Hello.
Is nice muumuu you are wearing this evening.
Come on.
We gotta find Stitch.
This is so exciting.
Careening towards our thrilling climax! Is Stitch gonna be turned evil, too? No, 625 and 626 built after 624.
Her spell doesn't work on them.
They're immune to her sireny song.
Sad story, ain't it, cuz? Her spell doesn't work on us, but we fell for her just the same.
I guess she's incapable of tender feelings for the likes of us.
LaunchÃng Ãn one mÃnute.
59 58 I am knowing that noise.
Is noise of spaceship rockets charging up for take-off! Wow, special effects! Real live movie magic.
Lilo! Stitch! I was right.
She's evil! NavÃgatÃon system actÃvated.
Launch Ãn fÃve four three Stitch! Nice try, trog.
Ya know you really should get a professional electrician to do that.
I've always wanted to see this.
626, disciplined by his very own cousins.
Pummel him, evil trogs! No! No! You'll turn them back to good! Akata, Gantu! Plot twist.
Okay.
Easy.
Nice trogs.
Electrician? Sparky! Richter! NavÃgatÃon system dÃsabled.
Funny.
Spaceship isn't flying in typical spaceship manner.
What an amazing 3-D effect! It's like it's coming right at us! Make sure buggy ain't hit! Stitch! Stitch! What happened to Angel? Bet you had to use your super strength to do her in.
Naga.
Angel saved Stitch.
No kidding? Gotta believe in love.
And cut! There it is! The defining theme moment that pulls it all together! That's a wrap everyone! The perfect happy ending.
Love triumphs over evil! Not today it doesn't.
No! Sorry, losers.
Little Angel's coming to live with us! Bad guys win this round.
Hey, wait for me, gorgeous! Angel? Angel.
What about my Gushiest Love Stories documentary? It's ruined.
Not ruined, my friend.
Time to start working on sequel.
Don't worry, we'll get her back.
Because you were right.
You gotta believe in love.