Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e21 Episode Script

Chris D'Elia Vs. Brent Morin

1 (T Rex's "20th Century Boy" plays) Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good Everybody says It's just like rock and roll Well it's plain to see You were meant for me, Yeah I'm your boy Your 20th century toy (microphone drops) (microphone feedback) (cheering) His mama said, "knock you out," and I say, make some noise for your host with mad flow, LL Cool J.
- Hands in the air! - (cheering) Now let me hear you say, "yeah,".
- Crowd: Yeah.
- Now, scream.
(crowd screams) Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle".
Now, tonight, we have a face-off between two of the funniest guys in prime time.
And keeping us on the edge of our seats, our colorful commentator she's oh, so fine Chrissy Teigen! (crowd cheering) Work it out, now.
Work it out, now.
- Brush it off, baby.
- Woo! - Brush it off, baby.
- It's stuck.
Work it out, now.
Hi, everybody.
(audience cheers) So, Chrissy, what's in store for us? Tonight is about friendship and competition.
These two guys are hilarious, and according to what I've seen on TV, "Undateable.
" - You ready to get it poppin'? - I'm ready to get awkward.
Aight, let's get it going.
- Awkward.
- Let's get awkward.
Oh, yeah.
Awkward! Awkward.
Awkward.
Aight, he's a superstar comedian that kills the mic on Comedy Central, tonight, he's hoping to dominate with the mic off.
(silently lip synching) He's Chris D'Elia.
(audience cheering) - (cheering) - (rock guitar) What up? (cheering) - (drums play) - (applause) His opponent, and co-star, performs live every week on "Undateable," an amazing comic, and aspiring lip synch champ, Brent Morin.
- (applause) - (guitar and drums play) Confident, confident.
The worst walk I've ever seen in my life.
- Chrissy: Understated.
- Especially after LL did the real, like, the real LL walk, and he was like, "he's walking cool," and then he comes out, looks like something's up your ass.
(laughter) (laughs) Oh, what are you talking about, Chris? That's how I always walk.
I'm I'm just a cool guy.
- That's very cool.
- (Chrissy giggles) - Chrissy: So natural.
- Hey, how you doin'? - Hey, welcome to the show, guys.
- Hi, Chrissy.
No, don't wave.
Don't wave, be cool.
That is how you're cool.
You wave.
You go like that.
"Hi!" - (laughs) - (laughs) You guys ready to get this thing started? (crowd cheers) - All right, Chris, grab a seat in the VIP.
- Chris: Okay.
Brent, what song are you doing first? (sighs) First song I'm gonna do is "Higher," from Creed.
Uh no, here's why.
(Chrissy laughs) No, that's the first time there's been no applause.
Yes.
I picked this song because it's appropriate for my competition because Chris resembles the lead singer very much.
(laughter and cheers) Reaching up, here's Brent Morin.
(cheers) When dreaming I'm guided to another world Time and time again (crowd cheering) At sunrise - (laughing) - I fight to stay asleep Cause I don't want to leave The comfort of this place So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask, can we stay? Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see You know that song.
Can you take me higher? To a place With golden streets - (guitar solo in song) - (cheering) Sit up high, I'm strong enough To take these dreams And make them mine Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me higher? To a place with golden streets.
(applause) LL Cool J: Wow.
Yes.
Yes! (Laughs) Brent's too cool for the stage ain't he? - Yo - You like that? That was cool.
I can't believe I just did that.
Chrissy, did Brent take you higher? Well, Brent, I made fun of it, but goddamn it if I didn't know every word! To be honest with you, it wasn't me, it was the song, it was the moment.
I just got I got swept up in the emotions of it, you know? Let's talk to Chris a little bit.
What are what are your thoughts? Anything to add, Chris? - Yo, what are we doing, dude? - (laughter) It's so weird to come out and see LL Cool J, like, man what is going on, dude? - I know.
- This is like a weird dream, - like, if a dragon - He knows my name! - if a dragon came down, - It's awesome.
and just went, (squawks) you'd be like, "yeah, no, that makes sense.
" You were good, I guess, man, but I've got heat for you - do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
I got heat coming.
- Good.
- He's got heat coming.
Aight, well, on that note, you go on and grab a seat, (cheering) Chris, you're in the hot seat.
What song did you choose? I let the song pick me.
Uh, uh I because of how cool it is, I chose "Cool For the Summer.
" - Wow! - Oh.
LL Cool J: Wow, okay.
Here's Chris D'Elia.
(applause and cheers) (piano intro of Demi Lovato's "Cool for the Summer") (audience cheering) Tell me what you want What you like It's okay I'm a little curious too Got my mind on your body and your body on my mind Got a taste for the cherry I just need to take a bite Don't tell your mother Kissed one another Die for each other We're cool for summer Ha Take me down into your paradise Don't be scared cause I'm your body type Just something that we wanna try Cause you and I We're cool for the summer Ha We're cool for the summer We're cool for the summer piano Shh Don't tell your mother Got my mind on your body and your body on my mind Got a taste for the cherry I just need to take a bite Take me down Take me down into your paradise Don't be scared Cause I'm your body type Just something that we wanna try Cause you and I We're cool for the summer Oh Cool for the summer.
(audience cheering) What is wrong with you? - Chris D'Elia: Chyeah! - Chrissy: Did you rehearse that? That shirt flew off your body like it was nothing.
Well, one thing I did rehearse was the shirt pull-off, yes.
(laughs) Yo, that might have been the fastest shirt fly off - It was fast.
- With the shirt intact - Chrissy: Oh my God.
- That I've ever seen in my life.
And that's coming from LL Cool J You can block me on twitter, but you can't block that.
- You know what I mean? - (laughter) - That's right, dude.
- (applause) Brent, is this a new side of Chris? You you look a little stunned right now.
You look a little "deer in the headlights.
" What? - Du what his legs - Chris Who moves like who can do that? - Every limb does it's own thing.
- (laughter) - I mean, it's - It's so weird.
It's not even good dancing.
But you're kind of like, it's kind of an art.
- (cheering and applause) - Unbelievable.
Uh, Chris, take a seat.
Round One is over.
These two wild and crazy guys just came correct.
But when we come back, it's Round Two.
Time to go big, or go home.
It's "Lip Sync Battle," baby it's on.
Take me down into your paradise We're cool for the summer (rock guitar plays) Welcome back to "LSB.
" Tonight the co-stars of "Undateable" are facing off to see which one is unbeatable.
This is Round Two, where they pull out all the stops.
Let's see how Chris D'Elia got ready to deliver a full-scale lip sync smack down.
Brent Morin is cool, we're cool.
We're really good friends, I've known him for nine years.
Chris is not a good performer.
He's very insecure.
It's rare you should meet somebody in Hollywood that you just know kinda just has your back.
You can't be cool with that hair.
It's not 1984.
I haven't seen this yet.
And, two and three, and and four push, then drop.
- Does she go back under? - Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
(laughter and cheers) The Rock did this (bleep)? (rock music playing) (cell phone ringing) Actually the the photographer literally said I was the best model that he ever worked with, and I was like, "I'm not a model," and he was like, "shut up," and I was like, "No, seriously.
" He's like, "shut up, let's just get the rest of these shots.
" So, anyway.
Oh, look, hey, we're gonna cross here.
Look, look look at him.
Look at him.
Hey.
What? You ain't (bleep), how bout that? Whatever, dude, it looks like you're wearing a nightie.
That's because I can do this (bleep) in my sleep.
- What? - See? Oh shit, that was good.
You do the comeback, and then you walk away so he can't come back, to the comeback.
(cheering) Chris, we're all set for you to start.
Chris: Okay.
Let's go.
Headed to stage for the show.
Um, not nervous at all, even that's what nervous people say.
(cheering) All right, guys.
Let's get it.
Woo! You know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (flutes playing) Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Just a little bit of Swing Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk Let's take a shot Alley-oop that dunk Tired of working that nine to five Oh, baby let me come and change your life Hot damn it Woo Your booty like two planets Woo Go 'head and go ham sandwich Woo Whoa, I can't stand it Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Shake it, shake it, girl just a little bit Swing Shake what your mama gave you Misbehave you I just want to strip you dip you, flip you bubble-bathe you What they do? Taste my rain drops K, boo Now what you will and what you want And what you may do Completely separated 'til I deeply penetrate it Then I take it out and wipe it off Eat it, ate it, love it, hate it Overstated, underrated Everywhere I've been Can you wiggle wiggle for a D-O-double-G, again? Come on, baby Turn around Turn around, turn around, turn around Yeah, you're the star, girl Take a bow Take a bow, take a bow, take a bow It's just one thing that's killing me How'd you get that in them jeans You know what to do with that big fat butt Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Baby when you do it like that No hands, back up, make it clap, clap, clap - Swing.
- Damn baby, you've got a bright future behind you.
(crowd cheering) Woo! Man.
If I only had a crystal ball.
Wow.
Only you could get our dancers in swimsuits for the first time ever on the show.
- Nice.
See? - (audience cheers) Such a romantic song.
I know I never realized how disrespectful that song was until I was out here, and everybody was bending over me.
I was like, "Man, I hope Jason Derulo's Mom's proud.
" Like, that's what I was literally thinking of.
All right, Chris, head back to the VIP.
Okay, Chris just made Jason Derulo proud.
When we come back, Brent will try to upstage him.
"Lip Sync Battle" is flying off the rails tonight.
Stay with it.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Welcome back to "LSB.
" Two super funny dudes, Brent Morin and Chris D'Elia, are taking their battle very seriously.
We're in round two, where literally anything can happen.
Let's check out how Brent got ready.
(crowd cheering) These are your fabulous dancers for the day.
I hope everybody got the routine that I mapped out.
(giggles) I have a lot of experience with choreography.
Oh! Ba, ba, ba.
Yeah-ha, yeah.
I shouldn't have drank last night.
So, just step down, up.
Why'd I wear a sweater? - Hey, dude.
- Good luck, man.
Hi, Ugly.
Good luck.
(Chuckling) - Don't worry.
- - Are you ready? - Nope.
(Laughs) - (indistinct chatter) - Good.
Awesome.
(cameras shuttering) You know, I used to date a girl that was all pink.
Oh, no! Here we go.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks for having me.
- Pleasure, man.
Glad you're here.
- I'll try not to ruin this.
Nah.
It's gonna be good.
- (cheering) - Yes! - Woman: Woo! - (woman howls) (whistle) Some of us haven't worked out in (panting) years.
Man: All right, here we go, girls.
Five seconds, check.
Brent: I'm actually really (bleep) nervous.
(chuckles) Just know, even if I look like I'm having a good time, I'm petrified inside.
(cheering) Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba You went to school to learn, girl Things you never, never know before Like "I" before "E," except after "C," And why 2 plus 2 makes 4 Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you Teach you, teach you - All about love girl - (All about love) Sit yourself down Take a seat All you gotta do Is repeat after me A, B, C Easy as 1, 2, 3 Oh, simple as Do-Re-Mi A, B, C 1, 2, 3 Baby you and me, girl Come on and love me just a little bit I'ma gonna teach you how to sing it out (laughing) Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it's all about Reading, writing, arithmetic Are the branches of the learning tree But without the roots of love every day, girl Your education ain't complete T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you Show you, show you How to get an "A" Nyah, nyah, nyah Spell "me," And "you," add the two Listen to me, baby, that's all you've gotta do Oh, A, B, C It's easy as 1, 2, 3 Or simple as Do-Re-Mi A, B, C 1, 2, 3 You and me (symbols) Sit down, girl I think I love you No, get up, girl Show me what you can do Shake it, shake it, baby Ha! 1, 2, 3, baby Ooh, ooh, A, B, C, baby Nah, nah, Do-Re-Mi, baby Now, that's how easy love can be A, B, C It's like counting up to three They've got it going.
Sing a simple melody A, B, C That's how easy love can be.
(applause) Oh.
(chuckles) Chrissy: That was the cutest thing I've ever seen happen on this stage.
And I was worried, I thought it might get porn-y, but it didn't.
That's too bad.
Yours, not so much.
This one I can get down with.
- Hey, dude, that's who gets the chicks.
- (laughing) - We don't marry you, Chris.
- I know, I know.
Chrissy: We marry Brents, huh, Brent? - Oh! - Chris has been divorced.
I have.
I've been divorced.
Got him.
(laughter) Brent, have a seat for a second in the VIP.
- Have a seat, have a seat.
- (cheering) Chris and Brent brought down the house in Round Two, but only one of these guys, these funny dudes, can become a lip sync champion.
It's about to get real, when "LSB" returns.
A, B, C Easy as 1, 2, 3 Welcome back to "LSB.
" Tonight, the two hilarious stars of the NBC hit "Undateable," Brent and Chris let it all hang loose in the battle.
- Give it up for both of these stars.
- (applause) If you vote for me, I will do a back flip for the first time in my life.
(cheering) If you vote for me, I'll clean up the mess afterwards.
It's time for the crowd to decide who gets to carry that belt around and brag for the rest of their life.
- Chrissy, lets make a dream come true.
- The belt.
- You guys ready? - (cheering) Is the winner Chris? (cheering) This is gonna be so funny.
(laughter) Or, is the winner Brent Morin? (cheering) And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is, Brent Morin.
Boo! Boo! Yes! I did it.
(crowd chanting) - It's a lot harder than you think.
- Yeah.
Brent, the show was all about taking risks, man, - and you definitely showed no fear.
- Yeah.
Congrats.
How do you feel right now? Did you have fun? What, what? Talk to me.
You know, it's just to win (laughter) It's like breathing.
When you do it for the first time, you don't wanna stop.
This crowd is loaded with his family.
His dad, I see his dad right up there.
There you have it.
Props to Brent, Chris, who went all-in tonight, and that's what "LSB" is all about for me, LL Cool J.
Chrissy Teigen.
And everybody in the building tonight.
Remember, no matter what you do in life, you gotta knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock em out, L.
A, B, C Easy as 1, 2, 3 Or, simple as Do-Re-Mi A, B, C 1, 2, 3 Baby you and me, girl LL Cool J: We love you, everybody.
Easy as 1, 2, 3 Or simple as Do-Re-Mi A, B, C 1, 2, 3 Baby you and me, girl
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