Lip Sync Battle (2015) s04e07 Episode Script

Pentatonix Battle: Scott Hoying vs. Mitch Grassi vs. Kirstin Maldonado vs. Kevin Olusola

1 - Hit it! - (funky music playing) It takes two to make a thing go right - It takes two to make it outta sight - Hit it I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like one, two, three, get loose now It takes two to make It takes two to make a thing (crowd cheering) Yes, it's Lip Sync Battle! It is going down tonight, and things are about to get pitch-y.
But to keep everything in tune, the hit-maker, the beat-slayer, your host, LL Cool J! (Headsprung plays) They call me Big L'y - Big Silly - What Big money, Big Billy Hands up! When I'm sliding in them all, can ya hear me Hands up! I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me Up in the club, we be Posting the back Let me hear you say, "Yeah!" - CROWD: Yeah! - Say, "Hell, yeah!" CROWD: Hell, yeah! She's inspirational.
She's sensational.
She's Chrissy Teigen.
(crowd cheers, applause) The vibes are right.
Energy is tight.
With that, welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
- CHRISSY: Yes! - (cheers and applause) Let's get this show kicked off.
(dramatic music playing) They've won multiple Grammy awards.
Have amassed 14 million subscribers on YouTube CHRISSY: Whoo! with nearly three billion video views, two number one albums.
Make some noise for Scott, Mitch, Kirstin, - and Kevin.
- (crowd cheers) Pentatonix! (wild cheers and applause) Oh my God! You guys! - KIRSTIN: Thank you! - (cheering continues) I hope this sound resonates with the people at home.
- I have never I have chills.
- Whoo! I have never seen a crowd like this for any of our guests ever.
- Wow! - CHRISSY: This is like - (crowd cheering) - CHRISSY: I'm not kidding.
(cheering continues) So you guys can head over to the VIP, have a seat.
- (crowd cheers) - LL: We'll get this thing started.
(cheering continues) Kirstin is about to take the stage by storm.
She makes beautiful music with the fellows of Pentatonix, but she's set to prove that tonight, it's all about the ladies.
Let's check her out.
(cheering and applause) I need to practice getting out of the tub.
CHOREOGRAPHER: Yeah, yeah, and you know, we can always put a body next to you, too.
KIRSTIN: Okay.
I'm honestly excited that we don't have to sing, because with acapella especially, it's, like, worse if we're doing acapella if I'm walking down the stairs, and like, trying to shuffle.
(indistinct chattering) - Did you meet Todd yet? - No, I didn't.
Hi, how are you? - Nice to meet you.
Great.
- I'm doing okay.
Let's do it.
I'm so excited.
I press the champagne button - and I'm ready to go.
- (Chrissy laughs) (ding) I'm also really excited cause sometimes, especially within acapella Ooh! You better get outta here.
KEVIN: Heard you were talking a little - I heard you were talking smack.
- Never! I'm gonna let Kevin do a lot of talk, and then we'll see who wins.
- Huh, Kevin? - (crowd cheers) (Look What You Made Me Do plays) I don't like your little games - Don't like your tilted stage - (Mitch shrieks, laughs) The role you made me play - Of the fool, but I don't like you - Oh But I got smarter I got harder in the nick of time Honey, I rose up from the dead I do it all the time I've got a list of names And yours is in red, underlined I check it once, then I check it twice, oh! Ooh, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me, ooh Look at what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me do I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me I'll be the actress starring in your bad dreams Ooh, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me, ooh Look at what you made me do Look what you made me do Look what you just made me do Look what you just made me do (cheers and applause) LL: Whoa! CHRISSY: Oh.
LL: Whoa! (hisses) - LL: Yes, ma'am.
- (Chrissy meowing) - (cheering and applause) - LL: Kirstin.
CHRISSY: Oh my God! Me, and Olivia, and Meredith.
Oh, great! - Puss-Puss and - (crowd laughs) Gene.
We loved it! - That was insane! - (crowd cheers) (Chrissy shrieks) We're not we're not really used to seeing you in these kind of outfits.
- This is like - I know! - Surprise! I'm just kidding.
- This another level.
- (cheering) - MITCH: You looked hot.
I'm I'm more nervous for my performance now that I saw that.
- I'm a little stressed out.
- (crowd cheers) I feel the same way.
Alright, Kirstin, you can head over to the VIP.
- Great job.
- (cheering) Kirstin set the table for her group-mates.
And for the other members of Pentatonix, the battle for the belt is an uphill climb.
The competition is about to go up a few more octaves.
Come on back.
It's LSB.
- It's LSB, baby.
- And there's a snake.
- Come on back.
- There's a snake! Ooh, look what you made me do Look what you made me do Yeah! - It takes two to make a thing go right - (crowd cheers) Lip Sync Battle is back.
Pentatonix is in the building, and Scott is locked and loaded.
Let's check him out backstage, and see how he's putting together a performance that'll leave the audience on a high note.
(cheers and applause) - What? Oh, hi, guys.
- ALL: Chrissy We love you You're beautiful And we love you today I am just so excited to see the audience's reaction to what I'm doing.
Everyone get in your first spots! A lot of our fans are coming and I feel like they're gonna freak out.
- SCOTT: How did rehearsal go? - I haven't even done it yet.
- You haven't done it? - I haven't done anything.
- Not even learned your choreography? - No! You are going down.
I've literally rehearsed 1,000 times.
I have not Really? (crowd screams loudly) This whole show is like an adult playground.
Like anything you can think of, it can become a reality.
It's-it's seriously a dream come true.
It's been so much fun.
(crowd cheers) - I've been here all night - Ariana I've been here all day (Side to Side plays) And boy, got me walkin' side to side I'm talkin' to ya See you standing over there with your body Feeling like I wanna rock with your body And we don't gotta think 'bout nothin' These friends keep talkin' way too much Say I should give you up Can't hear them no, 'cause I I've been here all night I've been here all day And, boy, got me walkin' side to side Side to side This the new style with the fresh type of flow If you wanna ménage, I got a tricycle All these bitches, flows is my mini-me Body smoking, so they call me young Nicki chimney Rappers in they feelings cause they feelin' me Uh, I-I give zero and I got zero chill in me I've been here all night I've been here all day Been here all day baby And, boy, got me walkin' side to side Side to side I've been here all night Been here all night, baby I've been here all day All day, baby And boy, got me walkin' side to side Side to side (cheers and applause) Yo! LL: Yo! I was so hyper-focused on you (chuckles) that I barely noticed the naked men in the shower.
(cheers and applause) That is such a good song.
- Thank you! - Ariana, I love you! - (cheers and applause) - So, Mitch, Mitch what did you think of Scott's his whole number? His workout? His outfit? - I - (cheers and applause) I'm seriously (laughing) I am blown away.
That was so impressive! Thank you! MITCH: It was so good! I feel like SCOTT: Thanks, babe.
I feel like you were living your fantasy, and I'm so proud.
- (cheers and applause) - SCOTT: Thank you.
Alright, Scott, you can jog on over to the VIP.
(cheers and applause) Mitch is next up, and he can't rely on his impressive five-octave vocal range to move the crowd.
He's backstage cooking up a performance that's sure to put Scott, Kirstin, and Kevin under pressure.
Let's see what he's got.
(cheers and applause) You know, I'm actually not a competitive person, but when I was thinking about it more, I was like I have to win.
I'm just nervous about nailing everything.
All the hits, all the choreo.
I'm so excited.
I'm ready to see the dancers.
They're amazing.
I'm ready to be carried around the stage by hot men.
- Yo, what's up? - Hi! Scotty, you're my best friend, but I'm gonna take you down tonight.
Kirsty, I'm scared of you, because I know how competitive you are.
So it's on.
- (laughing) - -Kevin, I don't have any idea what you're doing, and that's kind of shaking me a little bit.
But I feel like you're gonna be shaken by my performance.
(laughs) (cheers and applause) (Bon Appétit plays) Oh - Oh - Cause I'm all that you want, boy All that you can have, boy Got me spread like a buffet Bon a, bon appétit, baby - Whoo - Looks like you've been starving - You've got those hungry eyes - Whoo You could use some sugar - 'Cause your levels ain't right - Whoo I'm a five-star Michelin - A Kobe flown in - Whoo You want what I'm cooking, boy Let me take you under candlelight We can wine and dine A table for two - And that's okay - Whoo If you take your time Eat with your hands, fine I'm on the menu - 'Cause I'm all that you want, boy - All that you want - All that you can have, boy - Hey Got me spread like a buffet - Bon a, bon appétit, baby - Bon appétit Appetite for seduction - Fresh out the oven - Fresh out the oven Melt in your mouth kind of lovin' Bon a, bon appétit, baby - 'Cause I'm all that you want, boy - All that you want All that you can have, boy Got me spread like a buffet - Bon a, bon appétit, baby - Eat it up, eat it up Appetite for seduction Fresh out the oven Melt in your mouth kind of lovin' - Bon a, bon appétit, baby - Bon appétit (cheers and applause) LL: Yo! Your outfit is everything! - Thank you! - LL: Yo.
So, Mitch, I mean, you brought a whole new term to this whole thing going on here tonight.
Yeah.
To the whole term "cooking" and everything like it.
- Yeah.
- What was the experience like? The experience well, the experience was messy.
- Um - (cheers) Thank you.
It was incredible.
I feel like I love the song, and I just lived my truth, I guess.
- (cheers and applause) - LL: Love that! Love that! Ain't nothing wrong with living your truth.
- Alright, Kevin - (cheers and applause) You've toured all the all over the world with Mitch.
Alright? Did you ever think you'd see him jump out of a clam? Lord knows I would never think - that I'd see him jump out of a clam.
- (LL laughs) (laughs) Like, that was incredible, dude! - MITCH: Thank you so much.
- I love you, man.
KIRSTIN: You walked out and Scott and I go, - "He's beautiful!" - (laughter) Mitch, incredible job.
You can head over to the VIP.
(applause) LL: Wow.
That was just our third course.
I hope you're still hungry, 'cause desert is on its way.
And when we come back, Kevin gets his chance to sway the crowd and snag the belt.
The battle continues.
- It's LSB.
- I want a snack.
- I want a snack.
- LL: Let's get you a snack! - All that you can have, boy - LL: Let's get you fed! - Yeah! - Whoo! It takes two to make a thing go right We're back at it, and Pentatonix is absolutely killing it.
Up next is a gifted singer.
My man, Kevin, he plays the sax, cello, piano.
Let's see how he plans to use his talents to give a performance that'll let him leave here as a Lip Sync Battle champ.
(cheers and applause) KEVIN: I'm ready to do this.
Oh, what's up, man? Kristy is super competitive.
Scott and Mitch, what I love about them, is that they're so creatively brilliant.
Not better than mine, but I'm proud of them for trying to be me.
I'm definitely (laughing) playing a special card tonight.
I'm really excited, just 'cause you know, Chrissy's awesome.
And I think she will absolutely get a kick out of this.
(laughs) That was super successful.
That guy's great.
And everybody in the band's gonna lose.
What more could you ask for? All in a day's work.
Let's go, man.
Come on.
(cheers and applause) (Love Me Now plays) Pulling me further Further than I've been before Making me stronger Shaking me right to the core, oh I don't know what's in the stars Never heard it from above The world isn't ours But I know what's in my heart If you ain't mine, I'll be torn apart I don't know who's gonna kiss you when I'm gone So I'm gonna love you now Like it's all I have I know it'll kill me when it's over I don't wanna think about it I want you to love me now, oh I don't know how the years will go down It's alright Let's make the most Of every moment tonight I don't know who's gonna kiss you when I'm gone So I'm gonna love you now Like it's all I have And I know it'll kill me when it's over I don't wanna think about it I just want to love you now - Love me now - Oh - Love me now - Oh, love you now Oh (cheers and applause) - LL: Oh! - CHRISSY: It's so beautiful! I was wondering why I had to leave stage for a little bit.
Now I get it! - I had no idea! - (Kevin laughs) - (cheers and applause) - CHRISSY: Aw! I mean, listen, you know I'm a Chrissy Teigen fan.
- I'm I'm a fan.
- Oh my gosh.
I'm a fan.
I had to do it for you.
- That was incred that I don't even.
- (Kevin laughs) That was better than the real thing.
- That was so sweet.
- (Kevin laughs) - LL: So, so - It's so creepy! It's creepy, but it's so cool.
Like, you look just like him.
That's his exact piano, and - (crowd aww's) - What are you doing tonight? - (laughter) - SCOTT: Oh my gosh! Why did you choose that particular song on LSB? I mean, first of all, I love John Legend.
And I love that song.
I think the song's incredible.
He's an incredible artist.
- Always been a fan for a long time.
- CHRISSY: He loves you guys! And she's right there.
She's right come on, I had to do it in front of her.
- LL: Absolutely, absolutely.
- KEVIN: I had to, come on.
John John is an acapella baby, and he adores you guys.
- So, thank you for that.
- Thank you! - LL: Kirstin, Kirstin.
- Yes? Alright, you know Kev well.
Did he try to pull a fast one? - Doing a John Legend song? - I'm not a voter! No, honestly, it was brilliant.
I mean, like, Kevin is very, like, charismatic and sweet, and it was, like, the perfect song ever.
We were sitting here and we were like we're emotional, I think.
- Everyone, like, hugging in the back.
- Yeah! We're like, "This is beautiful and romantic.
" - It's so sweet.
- Alright! Kev, you can go and walk over to the VIP.
Thank you, thank you.
- (cheers and applause) - Great job! They make beautiful music together, but the four members of Pentatonix put a group thing aside for a night, to go it alone and step into the LSB spotlight.
And who takes home this amazing belt, huh? It's sexy, it's blingy.
And it's going on that Pentatonix tour bus with one of 'em when we come back.
I don't know who's gonna kiss you when I'm gone So I'm gonna love you now Like it's all I have - Yeah! - Whoo! It takes two to make a thing go right (cheers and applause) Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Tonight was pitch perfect.
We had Taylor Swift with the snake, the Ariana Grande workout, and the Katy Perry buffet.
Plus, the legendary homage to Chrissy's boo.
And for that, we have to thank Kirstin, Scott, Mitch and Kevin of Pentatonix.
(cheers and applause) But but there can only be one Lip Sync Battle champ.
Alright? - Chrissy, Chrissy.
- Yes? - Let's do this.
- Yes, let's.
- (dramatic music plays) - (cheering) Is the champ Kirstin? (cheers and applause) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Scott? (cheers and applause) Is the LSB champ Mitch? (cheers and applause) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Kevin? (loud cheers and applause) (crowd chanting "Kevin") And the Lip Sync Battle champion is Kevin! (wild cheers and applause) LL: Wow.
Wow.
(inaudible) Kevin, you are the new Lip Sync Battle champion.
- Wow.
- How does it feel? This is the most incredible moment of my life.
Thank you guys so much.
I love you all so much.
(loud cheering) KEVIN: Oh, lord.
- (crying) - LL: Yo.
- I know, I know.
- He's gonna wear that all the time now.
(laughter) It's gonna be on the Pentatonix tour bus for sure.
- Heck, yeah! - Definitely.
A big thanks to Pentatonix for coming through and being a part of our Lip Sync squad tonight.
A big shout-out to the Lip Sync nation here and at home.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, "Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L!" I don't know who's gonna kiss you when I'm gone So I'm gonna love you now Like it's all I have I know it'll kill me when it's over I don't wanna think about it I want you to love me now Love me now, love me now - Love me now - Oh, love me now Oh LL: Ladies and gentlemen, Pentatonix! (cheers and applause)
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