Lip Sync Battle (2015) s05e05 Episode Script

Boris Kodjoe Vs. Nicole Ari Parker

1 - Hit it! - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) It takes two to make a thing go right - Hit it! - I wanna rock right now I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious Like one, two, three, get loose now - It takes two - Hit it! (CROWD CHEERING) Let me hear you, Lip Sync nation! Tonight, we have a power couple 'bout to sync their hearts out.
But before we do anything, I have to bring out the man, the host, the legend LL Cool J! The call me Big L'y, Big Silly Hands up! Hands up! - Now, lemme hear you say, "Yeah!" - AUDIENCE: Yeah! - Say, "Hell yeah!" - AUDIENCE: Hell yeah! - Now, scream! - (AUDIENCE SCREAMS) She is glamorous, she is truly miraculous, she is Chrissy Teigen! - (CHEERING) - What's up?! I just feel the need to address my boots.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) - CHRISSY TEIGEN: They're amazing, right? - LL COOL J: I like 'em.
- I can't walk in them.
So, get ready, you're about to see some falling.
Let's give a round of applause for Chrissy's boots.
- (APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: Thank you.
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, and we're comin' at you with another amazing night of surprises, and we're bringin' it like we always do here at LSB.
LL COOL J: Are you ready to meet the battlers? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Let's get it! She gave you warm thoughts in Soul Food.
Now, you can catch her in Empire and The Romanoffs.
Give it up for Nicole Ari Parker! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) And he's an actor, he's a model, he starred in the movie Brown Sugar and Soul Food.
Now, he saves lives on Shonda Rhimes' Station 19.
Make some noise for Boris Kodjoe! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hi! Okay, so, Boris and Nicole, welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
Man, I've been watching you guys for years.
Every single show.
I'm so hyped to be here! - (CHEERING) - Thank you so much, thank you thank you.
So, Nicole, you know what, I'll tell you what.
Boris, you have a seat in the VIP - for a moment.
- Oh, yeah! LL COOL J: Nicole, you come on over.
- Good luck, baby, good luck.
- LL COOL J: 'Cause you look nervous.
- So, we want you to go first.
- BORIS KODJOE: Good luck, good luck.
LL COOL J: Yeah, yeah, we want you to go first, you look a little ready.
What's your first song gonna be tonight? First song I will be singing is Taylor Dayne's "Tell It to My Heart.
" - Yes! - LL COOL J: All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nicole Ari Parker.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (TAYLOR DAYNE "TELL IT TO MY HEART") I feel the night explode LL COOL J: Turn it up, turn it up! When we're together Emotion overload In the heat of pleasure Take me I'm yours Into your arms Never let me go Tonight I really need to know Tell it to my heart Tell me I'm the only one Is this really love or just a game? Tell it to my heart I can feel my body rock Every time you call my name Love, love on the run No I can't let you go Whoa, whoa! Tell it to my heart Tell me I'm the only one Is this really love or just a game? Tell it to my heart Oh take it to the heart Oh no no ah ah Tell it to my heart (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: Woo-oo! - What?! How hot is your wife? - What?! - NICOLE ARI PARKER: Yeah, we we've been married for 13 years, so I had to bring the heat.
What you gotta bring is you gotta bring that situation to the (LAUGHS) - (CHEERING) - LL COOL J: Nicole.
- Yes? - I mean, you're clearly out to win it all.
I mean, - Yes.
- it's pretty obvious, you know, you tryna get bragging rights - around the house, and all that, right? - Yes, yeah.
- Y'all do your thing, are you always this competitive? - Well, you know what? I'm not really that competitive.
I just know that I'm already a winner.
- CHRISSY: Woo! - (CHEERING) PARKER: And, uh my sister over here, Chrissy, she understands, you know, us moms, we get a bad rap.
They say our hotness is gone, and we lost our mojo.
- So I'm just here to represent! - CHRISSY: Thank you! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) So, Chrissy.
Personally, I think we're goals.
We are mom goals.
- Yes! - (CHEERING) Nice.
(LAUGHS) Boris CHRISSY: Wait! Are the kids here, by the way? - Yes, they are! - CHRISSY: Are they?! The kids are here somewhere.
Oh, hey! There they are.
- LL COOL J: What's up, kids?! - KODJOE: Sophie and Nico.
It's a family affair, we love it! - LL COOL J: We love it.
- What a beautiful family! So, Boris, what's going on? - Is this normal? - First of all, that was incredible.
- KODJOE: Right? - (CHEERING) - KODJOE: I gotta I gotta I gotta give it up.
- LL COOL J: Smart man.
But, now - I'm gonna have to take it to a whole 'nother level.
- Uh-ohh! - Okay, let's see what he got! - Well, on that note, - Nicole, you can go over to the VIP.
- All right.
Boris, come on over.
- (CHEERING) - LL COOL J: So, so Boris what's your first song gonna be, you know what I'm sayin', to get back at the Mrs.
? "How Does It Feel?" by D'Angelo.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) LL COOL J: I love it, I love it.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we - Um, I I need - two seconds to get ready.
- Oh, okay.
- You'll hold my mic? - Yeah, absolutely, ab absolutely, go ahead, do your thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, Boris Kodjoe! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (D'ANGELO "UNTITLED (HOW DOES IT FEEL)") Girl it's only you Have it your way And if you want you can decide And if you'll have me Where you want me, baby I just want to be your man How does it feel Mmm How does it feel Said I want to know how does it feel How does it feel Ohh How does it feel (VOCALIZING) How does it feel Feel, baby How does it feel (VOCALIZING) How does it feel How does it feel (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) - CHRISSY: What? - (LL COOL J LAUGHS) CHRISSY: What? What? LL COOL J: Yo yo How did I get the scolding about the kids? He's like, "Chrissy, mah kids are here.
" And then, what is this?! - Daddy was washing up! - CHRISSY: I got a scolding, and then don't you dare be like, "Baby, you've never done this at home for me.
" Look at you! Have you ever done this for her?! - (LAUGHTER) - CHRISSY: There's no way! Chrissy, we can never go back to school for a PTA ever again.
(LAUGHTER) You got a little baby oil he's got a little baby oil in his eye, that's what you get, okay? PARKER: It's in the eyes, he tried to show off, now he can't see.
Oh, you got baby oil in your eye? It's burnin' a little bit.
Tryin' to be all sexy, and your cataracts actin' up.
All right, so clearly, you came to have a good time, how did that feel to you? How did it feel? (CHEERING) So, Nicole, I mean, did you enjoy it, or were you thinkin', "been there done that"? Well, I gotta say, baby, that was very brave.
- Right.
- Um, however - I need you to bring that back home, as well.
- CHRISSY: Thank you! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) LL COOL J: All right, Boris, you can make your way to the VIP.
Great job.
- Give it up for Boris Kodjoe! - (CHEERING) It's a family affair on LSB tonight, and the competition level is high.
Hope this one doesn't end with somebody on the couch.
The sparks are flying, there's a whole lot more where that came from.
- So, stay right there, it's Lip Sync Battle, baby.
- Lip Sync Battle, baby! How's it feel? Tell it to my heart Tell me I'm the only one Is this really love or just a game It takes two to make a thing LSB is back! And our husband and wife battle is going down.
Nicole Ari Parker is an actress who's known for playing boss roles, so how does Nicole plan to be a boss on this LSB stage, and go for Boris' neck? Let's find out, baby.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) So, have you guys ever competed against each other? This is, like, the ultimate husband and wife challenge.
Um, he well, in terms of meal planning, yeah.
(INSTRUCTOR LAUGHS) He thinks he's the better cook, but I beg to differ.
PARKER: My daughter decided to sit in on rehearsal to kinda Gauge the situation.
INSTRUCTOR: Yes! (LAUGHS) INSTRUCTOR: Yes! Awesome.
PARKER: Are they ready on stage? Let's go! Oh my gosh.
PARKER: This is really happening! I don't know, um, who's gonna win yet, but, um, I can't wait to see them when it's, like, fully ready and done.
This is pretty much the biggest battle of my life.
We get the Kodjoe.
Kodjoe's still got the mojo.
I'm the M-O-M-M-I-E.
(CLICKS TONGUE) PARKER: Opps, sorry, I'm sorry.
(LAUGHS) Here comes the unicorn.
Aww aww.
Well, there you I've already won.
I've already won.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (50 CENT "P.
I.
M.
P") I don't know what you heard about me But a (BLEEP) can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a (BLEEP) P-I-M-P Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabbana She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her 'cause they want her She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk She from the country, think she like me 'cause I'm from New York I ain't that (BLEEP) trying to holla cause I want some (BLEEP) I'm that (BLEEP) trying to holla cause I want some bread I don't know what you heard about me But a (BLEEP) can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a (BLEEP) P-I-M-P I'm bout my money you see, girl you can holla at me If you (BLEEP) with me, I'm a P-I-M-P Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy From the backseat of my V, I'm a P-I-M-P I told you fools before, I stay with the tools I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels I holla at a (BLEEP) 'til I got a (BLEEP) confused She got on Payless, me I got on gator shoes I don't know what you heard about me But a (BLEEP) can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a (BLEEP) P-I-M-P I don't know what you heard about me But a (BLEEP) can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a (BLEEP) P-I-M-P (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Yes, girl! - (BORIS LAUGHING) - LL COOL J: Chrissy This is gonna get weird for you two tonight.
She's all tatted up now.
(LAUGHTER, CHEERING) So Chrissy, I don't know what you heard, but did you like what you saw from Nicole? I like everything I see from this entire family.
(LAUGHTER) I wanna be friends.
CHRISSY: You got some good little steps, though.
I saw that, I saw it My kids, they really know how to dance, so I you know, I wanted to represent for 'em, y'know? Boris what did you think of Nicole's swagger - on the stage? How's it feel? - I don't I have no words.
I mean, look look are your tats.
Bling you got the ice all over the place.
I I all I know, is I gotta step it up yet another notch - (LAUGHTER) - to even be in the same sphere of this situation.
I like it, I like it.
Well, give another round of applause once more for Nicole.
You can head over to the VIP.
(CHEERING) CHRISSY: This is a battle that mixes beauty and brawn, with a nice dose of sexual tension, and a healthy heaping of competition.
They're stirring up a recipe that packs a whole lot of flavor.
Absolutely, and when we come back, we got one more person to serve it up later, and crown our new LSB champ.
Be right there for more Lip Sync Battle, baby.
Pimp! Pimp! heard about me But a (BLEEP) can't get a dollar out of me It takes two two make a thing LSB is back with Boris Kodjoe who's looking to navigate his way towards winnin' over his wife, Nicole Ari Parker.
And he's tryin' a course that leads to victory, let's pull the curtain back and take a look for ourselves.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Hey, hey, hey.
What's up? KODJOE: I've always wanted to come on the show, and expose my hidden talents to the world.
- Do you have size 14 heels? - Of course we do.
Then that's on! The song was picked by my very own daughter, Sophie Kodjoe.
who is the boss in the household.
- KODJOE: Go - INSTRUCTOR: Places.
Bum-bum one-two-three-four.
KODJOE: Now you know where you got your talent from.
She came in and watched for exactly 30 seconds before she turned around in disgust, and left the building.
He's not really good at, uh dancing.
KODJOE: My performance today is dedicated to my daughter who has doubts that I can deliver.
And I will prove to you, Sophie, that I'm worth your pride.
PARKER: You've got props?! When I got married to Nicole, I had no idea how competitive she was.
- Bring your A game, babe.
- Don't touch me.
Babe I love you, and I am sorry in advance that I will have to wipe the floor with you today.
- PRODUCER: All right, here we go! - Look at you, nervous.
It's gonna be fine, man.
I want to win the belt.
I mean, that's what this is all about.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (MEGHAN TRAINOR "NO EXCUSES") (Huh) What you sippin' on that got you talking crazy? Lookin' at me sideways, always coming at me Why you, why you acting hard when you just a baby? Boy, I keep it real with you, but you trying to play me Have you lost your mind? Open up your eyes Huh! (Someone else) You must have confused me, confused me with (Someone else) You must have confused me, confused me with (Someone else) There ain't no excuses, excuses, babe (Someone else) Your mama raised you better than that Huh! What you sippin' on that got you talking crazy? Lookin' at me sideways, always coming at me Why you, why you acting like you never met a lady? I don't disrespect you, don't you disrespect me Have you lost your mind? Open up your eyes Huh! (Someone else) You must have confused me, confused me with (Someone else) You must have confused me, confused me with (Someone else) There ain't no excuses, excuses, babe (Someone else) Your mama raised you better than that - Huh! - (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) What, what, what, what, what! LL COOL J: Chrissy, did Boris' Meghan do it for you? You know when, like, you're at a wedding, and everyone turns around to look at the groom, 'cause you want to see their reaction to their beautiful bride.
I was looking at you, Nicole, you had a very good reaction to this.
PARKER: Boris! You are so pretty! Kids, I'm I'm sorry to say, but you're gonna have to change schools.
- (LAUGHING) - 'Cause they're not gonna let you back in tomorrow.
Nicole, come on, tell the truth.
You like this look on Boris? I'm having so many emotions right now.
PARKER: Um - I'm a little jealous of how good he looks.
- (CHEERING) I have to tell you I feel like a million bucks! LL COOL J: A billion! A billion! - I feel like a million bucks! Thank you! - (LAUGHTER) All right, well, on that note, Mr.
Million B-b-b-billion bucks, you can head on over to the VIP, Boris.
Great job.
Tonight, one of Hollywood's most beautiful couples put the love to the side to battle it out.
And a good time was had by all.
Now since these competitors live in the same house, the question is who's nightstand is gonna have the blinged-out belt on it.
It's beautiful! Will the P-I-M-P.
, or the G-I-R-L.
take it? Come on back, and find out.
- It's LSB, baby! - Lip Sync Battle, baby! Huh! (Someone else) You must have confused me, confused me with It takes two to make a thing go right LL COOL J: Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Tonight, Nicole Ari Parker, and Boris Kodjoe brought the fun-loving vibe to the battle.
But listen, there can only be one LSB champ Chrissy - Yes ready.
- Are you ready? Let's do it.
Is the champ Nicole Ari Parker? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Or, is the Lip Sync Battle champ Boris Kodjoe? (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) (LL COOL J AND KODJOE LAUGHING) And the Lip Sync Battle champ is Nicole Ari Parker! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) LL COOL J: My favorite P-I-M-P.
- So, Nicole, you're the winner.
- Okay.
You're the Lip Sync Battle champ.
Tell us what it feels like.
- This is one of the greatest moments of my life.
- (LAUGHTER) I got witnesses.
But most of all, I get to hang with you and Chrissy, and be here with my beautiful family.
And all of you.
Thank you! Huge thanks to Nicole Ari Parker and Boris Kodjoe for being part of our Lip Sync crew.
A big shout-out to everybody in Lip Sync nation.
We sincerely thank you for all the love, you know what I mean? One love from me, LL Cool J, and Chrissy.
And remember, whatever you do in life, "Knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out L!" I don't know what you heard about me But a (BLEEP) can't get a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see That I'm a (BLEEP) P-I-M-P I don't know what you heard about me LL COOL J: Make some noise, everybody! a dollar out of me No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see LL COOL J: Way to bring it.
That I'm a (BLEEP) P-I-M-P
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