Los Espookys (2019) s01e02 Episode Script
El Espanto de la Herencia (The Inheritance Scare)
I don't believe in my feelings.
My feelings make no sense.
You ever have that cousin growing up that you kinda have a vibe with? You know what I mean? You're like, "Ah, man, she looks good".
But then you grow up, and you're like, "Ah, I'm over it", or whatever.
But you ever not over it? It's only weird if you don't have a hot cousin.
Like, if you think it's weird, you just have an ugly family.
I'm sorry.
Ambassador Gibbons, Bath and Body Works says they don't do international shipping, but this came for you.
What is it? Is it an invitation? Did I miss it? Give me that! It's in some sort of code.
It's in Spanish.
Um, "Dear American Ambassador Melanie Gibbons, - Ignacio Ferracuti has died.
- Iggy, no - He died leaving no heirs - Okay, twist.
but left a sum of 18.
9 billion pesos to whoever can survive a night in his mansion, - and you've been selected - To be one of five strangers put to the test to see who can inherit his fortune!" Iggy, yes! These are the best! All of us arrive and have dinner, and then we go to our rooms and we see who can survive the night.
Whoever lasts the longest gets the money! I'm so excited! Oh my god, should I get bangs? Come.
Tico, where you going? I have to go to this panel.
This thing of people thinking I'm this artist, it's really snowballed.
Snowball? How How do you mean? Snowball, you know, like when how you take snow, and you put it in your hands like this and you compact it, and it becomes like a little ball.
I've only seen that in movies.
Yes, but this is like you put it on the ground, and then you roll it along, and it collects more snow, - and then, it gets bigger.
- That's fun.
It's not really fun because sometimes, this snowball, it becomes too big.
Oh.
I hope to see snow someday.
- Manny, someday - Yeah.
I'm gonna take you.
Can you cover for me? - Yeah, go.
Beep beep! - Beep beep! Uh-huh.
Mr.
Ulbrecht Yes.
Your work focuses on found objects that question the notions of time and existence.
Yes.
Do you think something digital can be found? Yes.
And is the reframing of ideas around creation - integral to this? - Yes.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
What did she just say? I didn't get a word of that.
Who the hell is that? Welcome, come in.
Um Yes? Ah.
Mm-hm.
God, I fucking hate these bangs.
I'm gonna kill Jessica.
What? They're getting after work drinks? I can't believe I'm not there.
Is that a group of friends grabbing beers for the first time in a while? That's technically a party.
What if they take pictures? And what if people see them and they say, "Oh, it looks like Melanie wasn't invited.
I guess she doesn't actually know everyone".
No.
That's okay.
You could stay in here, and maybe inherit.
Or you could definitely go to the party.
Uh-huh.
Okay, but like, let's get into it.
I'm having a really bad day today.
I was at Metro PCS and this woman was talking to me like I'm a bitch.
You know Dad, do not move! I think we ought to let's eat dinner.
Oh, I see.
Even my own father's gonna treat me like a bitch.
No sweetie, I'm sorry.
Don't "sweetie" me.
Like I'm one of your side bitches.
My what? Sonia, sweetie, nobody is calling you a bitch, and if it feels this way, well, that is not my intention.
I apologize.
Look what you did to my poor mother.
She has to run away from her disgusting husband because she's embarrassed.
No, I think it's because you're screaming and shouting so much.
No, I'm not.
- You are a little bit.
- No, I'm not.
- I think there's - I swear to God! Yes.
What are you doing here? Let's just say a little bird heard from a certain mysterious woman that you were behind the inheritance scare.
Do you have a card? I might be needing you one day.
- Espuckys? - Spookys.
Oh, honey, if you want an international audience, it's gotta be two o's.
Wait, how did you get in here? That's classified.
Ugh, the green cards! Just leave them, they've touched the ground.
Now they've gone bad.
Until next time, Renaldo.
Hey! What's up, man? Yeah, I came to your job to find you, man.
Are you going around town impersonating me? I knew this day would come, and I know what you're gonna say You're gonna say, "I'm tired of being rich and famous, and I want to escape for a little while and trade lives with you and see how the other half lives", but I have to tell you I'm not interested.
I like my life as a valet driver.
I don't want to trade with anyone.
No, I was gonna say, "You have to stop, or I'm gonna sue you".
Okay, yeah, sure.
Yes.
Tati!
My feelings make no sense.
You ever have that cousin growing up that you kinda have a vibe with? You know what I mean? You're like, "Ah, man, she looks good".
But then you grow up, and you're like, "Ah, I'm over it", or whatever.
But you ever not over it? It's only weird if you don't have a hot cousin.
Like, if you think it's weird, you just have an ugly family.
I'm sorry.
Ambassador Gibbons, Bath and Body Works says they don't do international shipping, but this came for you.
What is it? Is it an invitation? Did I miss it? Give me that! It's in some sort of code.
It's in Spanish.
Um, "Dear American Ambassador Melanie Gibbons, - Ignacio Ferracuti has died.
- Iggy, no - He died leaving no heirs - Okay, twist.
but left a sum of 18.
9 billion pesos to whoever can survive a night in his mansion, - and you've been selected - To be one of five strangers put to the test to see who can inherit his fortune!" Iggy, yes! These are the best! All of us arrive and have dinner, and then we go to our rooms and we see who can survive the night.
Whoever lasts the longest gets the money! I'm so excited! Oh my god, should I get bangs? Come.
Tico, where you going? I have to go to this panel.
This thing of people thinking I'm this artist, it's really snowballed.
Snowball? How How do you mean? Snowball, you know, like when how you take snow, and you put it in your hands like this and you compact it, and it becomes like a little ball.
I've only seen that in movies.
Yes, but this is like you put it on the ground, and then you roll it along, and it collects more snow, - and then, it gets bigger.
- That's fun.
It's not really fun because sometimes, this snowball, it becomes too big.
Oh.
I hope to see snow someday.
- Manny, someday - Yeah.
I'm gonna take you.
Can you cover for me? - Yeah, go.
Beep beep! - Beep beep! Uh-huh.
Mr.
Ulbrecht Yes.
Your work focuses on found objects that question the notions of time and existence.
Yes.
Do you think something digital can be found? Yes.
And is the reframing of ideas around creation - integral to this? - Yes.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
What did she just say? I didn't get a word of that.
Who the hell is that? Welcome, come in.
Um Yes? Ah.
Mm-hm.
God, I fucking hate these bangs.
I'm gonna kill Jessica.
What? They're getting after work drinks? I can't believe I'm not there.
Is that a group of friends grabbing beers for the first time in a while? That's technically a party.
What if they take pictures? And what if people see them and they say, "Oh, it looks like Melanie wasn't invited.
I guess she doesn't actually know everyone".
No.
That's okay.
You could stay in here, and maybe inherit.
Or you could definitely go to the party.
Uh-huh.
Okay, but like, let's get into it.
I'm having a really bad day today.
I was at Metro PCS and this woman was talking to me like I'm a bitch.
You know Dad, do not move! I think we ought to let's eat dinner.
Oh, I see.
Even my own father's gonna treat me like a bitch.
No sweetie, I'm sorry.
Don't "sweetie" me.
Like I'm one of your side bitches.
My what? Sonia, sweetie, nobody is calling you a bitch, and if it feels this way, well, that is not my intention.
I apologize.
Look what you did to my poor mother.
She has to run away from her disgusting husband because she's embarrassed.
No, I think it's because you're screaming and shouting so much.
No, I'm not.
- You are a little bit.
- No, I'm not.
- I think there's - I swear to God! Yes.
What are you doing here? Let's just say a little bird heard from a certain mysterious woman that you were behind the inheritance scare.
Do you have a card? I might be needing you one day.
- Espuckys? - Spookys.
Oh, honey, if you want an international audience, it's gotta be two o's.
Wait, how did you get in here? That's classified.
Ugh, the green cards! Just leave them, they've touched the ground.
Now they've gone bad.
Until next time, Renaldo.
Hey! What's up, man? Yeah, I came to your job to find you, man.
Are you going around town impersonating me? I knew this day would come, and I know what you're gonna say You're gonna say, "I'm tired of being rich and famous, and I want to escape for a little while and trade lives with you and see how the other half lives", but I have to tell you I'm not interested.
I like my life as a valet driver.
I don't want to trade with anyone.
No, I was gonna say, "You have to stop, or I'm gonna sue you".
Okay, yeah, sure.
Yes.
Tati!