Los Espookys (2019) s01e03 Episode Script
El Monstruo Marino (The Sea Monster)
1 (GLASS CRACKLES) (SPEAKING SPANISH) ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) MYSTERIOUS WOMAN: ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS VALDEZ: Ãrsula.
(SCREAMS, YELPS) - TATI: - ANDRÃS: TATI: ANDRÃS: (THUNDER CRASHES) (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) (THUNDER CONTINUES) (WAVES CRASH) GIRL: Mommy! ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) (THUNDER RUMBLES) ANDRÃS VALDEZ: (IN SPANISH) RENALDO: (TV PLAYS) ÃRSULA: (GASPS) (SHOUTING) (THUNDER CLAPS) Hey.
Hey! Hey! - ÃRSULA: - PEPITO: ("EL MIEDO" BY ESPEJO CONVEXO PLAYS) (CHILDREN JEERING) (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) (EVERYONE SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS: (WHISPERING) (GASPS) ANNOUNCER: - (CHEERING) - (POP MUSIC PLAYS) mi gente? Make some noise! (CHEERING) And give it up for yourselves for coming out today.
Oh my God! Wow.
Are you ready to change your life and finally take control of your future? - CROWD: Yeah.
- (IN SPANISH) Yes! Hierbalite, I was a waiter, making minimum wage and begging for scraps.
Today, I run my own business on my own terms, helping people lose, gain, or maintain weight.
I'm my own boss, setting my own hours, and paying myself what I'm worth.
- Wanna be me? (CHUCKLES) - (CROWD LAUGHS) All you have to do is buy cases of our nutritional products and try to sell them to your friends and family while also cold-calling a list of vulnerable people from a list of names that you buy from us and try to convince them to do the same.
Whoo! (CROWD CHEERS) (IN SPANISH) ÃRSULA: RENALDO: (FRUTSI BARKS) (FRUTSI BARKS) BEATRIZ: JULIO: POLICE OFFICER: JULIO: WOMAN: ÃRSULA: - (SIGHS) - (LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) MRS.
VALDEZ: MR.
VALDEZ: (EERIE RINGTONE RINGS) MR.
VALDEZ: ("MIRA ESTO" THEME PLAYS) CALLER: GREGORIA SANTOS: CALLER 2: CALLER 2: CALLER 2: - (BELL RINGS) - (LIGHT SWITCH CLANKS) (ÃRSULA GROANS) JUAN CARLOS: Hmm? JUAN CARLOS: ÃRSULA: (CAR ENGINE STARTS) ("SOUFI" BY TIEMPO DE MALDAD PLAYS) TATI: (SIGHS) ("PASADO Y PRESENTE" BY LOS MACUANOS PLAYS) CASHIER: (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ANDRÃS: TATI: ANDRÃS: TATI: TATI: TATI: RENALDO: TATI: ÃRSULA: - TATI: - ÃRSULA: (OMINOUS TONE) - (BUBBLING) - (CREAKING) (FRUTSI BARKING) (SOUNDS CONTINUE) FISHERMAN: (DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (FRUTSI BARKING) What do you think, Tico? TICO: Oh, so, um - (DOOR CREAKS) - we have to wear these, uh, sorta vests that have sparkles on them BIANCA NOVA: Oh, no.
What is (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (PANTING) TICO: almost like a remote control.
Do you have a ticket for your car? (SLURRING) Why do you want to see my ticket? So I can get your keys to bring you your car.
You're obsessed with the ticket.
Um - Have you been drinking? - Yes.
I can't let you get behind the wheel like this.
I'm gonna call you a taxi.
No.
Where would my car sleep? Um I'll drive you.
- So, did you enjoy the movie? - No! People don't know how to make movies anymore.
That's too bad.
What kind of movies do you like? - I used to make movies.
- Oh! Beautiful terrifying guttural movies.
They just bled out of me till they sucked me dry and tossed me aside.
You make movies What is your name? - Oh, almost here.
- Huh? Slow down.
- BIANCA NOVA: Here's fine.
- TICO: Here? Are you sure? Have a good night, fella.
My name's Bianca Nova.
(DOOR SLAMS) - (SOBBING) - (CARS HONKING) (GRUNTS) TICO: Wait, wait, no! Don't jump! And why not? Because look, then we have to call someone to to come and pick up the body, and then that person has to wake up in the middle of the night and drive all the way down here, and BIANCA: There's nothing left for me here.
I'm a has-been.
I haven't worked in years.
No one remembers my movies.
That's not true.
My nephew loves you.
He and his friends.
They're obsessed with your movies.
You're a huge inspiration to them, and they're a horror group.
What the hell is a horror group? Do they do makeup? They do makeup and prosthetics and things like that, and monsters, yeah.
Bianca Ms.
Nova you have to do another movie.
Perhaps your nephew's horror group could assist.
(GOTH ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) (IN SPANISH) ÃRSULA: (WAVES CRASHING) - (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) - (SPLASHING STOPS) (SPLASHING CONTINUES) DISTANT VOICE: - (CAR HONKS) - RENALDO: TATI: ("THE CITY THAT SORROW BUILT" BY SEXORES PLAYS) - (MUSIC ENDS) - DON FELIPE: (GASPS) WOMAN: ("NO QUERÃA CONOCERTE" BY TOMO TRES PLAYS) PRODUCER: MAN: GREGORIA: (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) (WAVES CRASHING) GREGORIA: GIRL: (WOMAN GASPS) (PHONE RINGS) believe what happened last night.
Something pretty crazy.
Um, I met that director you were talking about, the one that you like so much.
TICO: I told her all about you guys, and she said she's working on a project and maybe she'll hire you if you come to LA.
(IN SPANISH) healthy and normal and levelheaded.
No drama.
And she said she's working on a horror movie and if I know anyone who wants to work on it, - please let her know.
- (IN SPANISH) (ELECTRONIC TONE) AUTOMATED VOICE: DENTIST: (GRUNTS) Hmm? (CHUCKLES) ("PASADO Y PRESENTE" BY LOS MACUANOS PLAYS) (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) Tati.
ÃRSULA: TATI: ANDRÃS: (SIGHS) ANDRÃS: (SIGHS) (DOOR SLAMS) (RATTLING) (DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (SPEAKING IN BUBBLING SOUNDS) ("LA PRESIÃN DE MEJORAR" BY POL DEL SUR PLAYS) (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) (CLOCK TICKING) ANDRÃS VALDEZ: (IN SPANISH) (EERIE DISTORTED VOICES) ("EL SATÃLITE DEL EJERCITO NEGRO" BY EQUINOXIOUS PLAYS) Ambassador Gibbons, the spooky people are here.
ÃRSULA: (IN SPANISH) ANDRÃS: PONY: Melanie, a package just came for you.
MELANIE GIBBONS: Eek! Who's it from? The card just says "Hell".
Fun! (IN SPANISH) (GULPS) (MUSIC CONCLUDES)
(SCREAMS, YELPS) - TATI: - ANDRÃS: TATI: ANDRÃS: (THUNDER CRASHES) (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) (THUNDER CONTINUES) (WAVES CRASH) GIRL: Mommy! ("ELLOS QUIEREN SANGRE" BY VARSOVIA PLAYS) (THUNDER RUMBLES) ANDRÃS VALDEZ: (IN SPANISH) RENALDO: (TV PLAYS) ÃRSULA: (GASPS) (SHOUTING) (THUNDER CLAPS) Hey.
Hey! Hey! - ÃRSULA: - PEPITO: ("EL MIEDO" BY ESPEJO CONVEXO PLAYS) (CHILDREN JEERING) (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING) (EVERYONE SCREAMS) (SCREAMS) ÃRSULA: ANDRÃS: (WHISPERING) (GASPS) ANNOUNCER: - (CHEERING) - (POP MUSIC PLAYS) mi gente? Make some noise! (CHEERING) And give it up for yourselves for coming out today.
Oh my God! Wow.
Are you ready to change your life and finally take control of your future? - CROWD: Yeah.
- (IN SPANISH) Yes! Hierbalite, I was a waiter, making minimum wage and begging for scraps.
Today, I run my own business on my own terms, helping people lose, gain, or maintain weight.
I'm my own boss, setting my own hours, and paying myself what I'm worth.
- Wanna be me? (CHUCKLES) - (CROWD LAUGHS) All you have to do is buy cases of our nutritional products and try to sell them to your friends and family while also cold-calling a list of vulnerable people from a list of names that you buy from us and try to convince them to do the same.
Whoo! (CROWD CHEERS) (IN SPANISH) ÃRSULA: RENALDO: (FRUTSI BARKS) (FRUTSI BARKS) BEATRIZ: JULIO: POLICE OFFICER: JULIO: WOMAN: ÃRSULA: - (SIGHS) - (LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS) (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) MRS.
VALDEZ: MR.
VALDEZ: (EERIE RINGTONE RINGS) MR.
VALDEZ: ("MIRA ESTO" THEME PLAYS) CALLER: GREGORIA SANTOS: CALLER 2: CALLER 2: CALLER 2: - (BELL RINGS) - (LIGHT SWITCH CLANKS) (ÃRSULA GROANS) JUAN CARLOS: Hmm? JUAN CARLOS: ÃRSULA: (CAR ENGINE STARTS) ("SOUFI" BY TIEMPO DE MALDAD PLAYS) TATI: (SIGHS) ("PASADO Y PRESENTE" BY LOS MACUANOS PLAYS) CASHIER: (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ANDRÃS: TATI: ANDRÃS: TATI: TATI: TATI: RENALDO: TATI: ÃRSULA: - TATI: - ÃRSULA: (OMINOUS TONE) - (BUBBLING) - (CREAKING) (FRUTSI BARKING) (SOUNDS CONTINUE) FISHERMAN: (DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (FRUTSI BARKING) What do you think, Tico? TICO: Oh, so, um - (DOOR CREAKS) - we have to wear these, uh, sorta vests that have sparkles on them BIANCA NOVA: Oh, no.
What is (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (PANTING) TICO: almost like a remote control.
Do you have a ticket for your car? (SLURRING) Why do you want to see my ticket? So I can get your keys to bring you your car.
You're obsessed with the ticket.
Um - Have you been drinking? - Yes.
I can't let you get behind the wheel like this.
I'm gonna call you a taxi.
No.
Where would my car sleep? Um I'll drive you.
- So, did you enjoy the movie? - No! People don't know how to make movies anymore.
That's too bad.
What kind of movies do you like? - I used to make movies.
- Oh! Beautiful terrifying guttural movies.
They just bled out of me till they sucked me dry and tossed me aside.
You make movies What is your name? - Oh, almost here.
- Huh? Slow down.
- BIANCA NOVA: Here's fine.
- TICO: Here? Are you sure? Have a good night, fella.
My name's Bianca Nova.
(DOOR SLAMS) - (SOBBING) - (CARS HONKING) (GRUNTS) TICO: Wait, wait, no! Don't jump! And why not? Because look, then we have to call someone to to come and pick up the body, and then that person has to wake up in the middle of the night and drive all the way down here, and BIANCA: There's nothing left for me here.
I'm a has-been.
I haven't worked in years.
No one remembers my movies.
That's not true.
My nephew loves you.
He and his friends.
They're obsessed with your movies.
You're a huge inspiration to them, and they're a horror group.
What the hell is a horror group? Do they do makeup? They do makeup and prosthetics and things like that, and monsters, yeah.
Bianca Ms.
Nova you have to do another movie.
Perhaps your nephew's horror group could assist.
(GOTH ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) (IN SPANISH) ÃRSULA: (WAVES CRASHING) - (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) - (SPLASHING STOPS) (SPLASHING CONTINUES) DISTANT VOICE: - (CAR HONKS) - RENALDO: TATI: ("THE CITY THAT SORROW BUILT" BY SEXORES PLAYS) - (MUSIC ENDS) - DON FELIPE: (GASPS) WOMAN: ("NO QUERÃA CONOCERTE" BY TOMO TRES PLAYS) PRODUCER: MAN: GREGORIA: (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) (WAVES CRASHING) GREGORIA: GIRL: (WOMAN GASPS) (PHONE RINGS) believe what happened last night.
Something pretty crazy.
Um, I met that director you were talking about, the one that you like so much.
TICO: I told her all about you guys, and she said she's working on a project and maybe she'll hire you if you come to LA.
(IN SPANISH) healthy and normal and levelheaded.
No drama.
And she said she's working on a horror movie and if I know anyone who wants to work on it, - please let her know.
- (IN SPANISH) (ELECTRONIC TONE) AUTOMATED VOICE: DENTIST: (GRUNTS) Hmm? (CHUCKLES) ("PASADO Y PRESENTE" BY LOS MACUANOS PLAYS) (EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) Tati.
ÃRSULA: TATI: ANDRÃS: (SIGHS) ANDRÃS: (SIGHS) (DOOR SLAMS) (RATTLING) (DARK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) (SPEAKING IN BUBBLING SOUNDS) ("LA PRESIÃN DE MEJORAR" BY POL DEL SUR PLAYS) (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) (CLOCK TICKING) ANDRÃS VALDEZ: (IN SPANISH) (EERIE DISTORTED VOICES) ("EL SATÃLITE DEL EJERCITO NEGRO" BY EQUINOXIOUS PLAYS) Ambassador Gibbons, the spooky people are here.
ÃRSULA: (IN SPANISH) ANDRÃS: PONY: Melanie, a package just came for you.
MELANIE GIBBONS: Eek! Who's it from? The card just says "Hell".
Fun! (IN SPANISH) (GULPS) (MUSIC CONCLUDES)