Malcolm in the Middle s02e03 Episode Script

Lois's Birthday

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Nothing school cartoons.
But the best thing about the weekends is to have a neighbor as old Mrs.
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Trick or trick! My God! Look at that beautiful dress you have! Two for you and two for you .
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Thank you, Mrs.
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Goodbye! Listen, before you think wrong.
We are the only guys living here.
So who did not know, she has nothing human contact.
We have cleaned your yard.
That's wonderful! I'll get my purse.
Well, now you can curse.
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Net Mom's birthday We did come to the store where she works to buy him gifts.
So far .
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everything is doing very well.
Why the hell do so noisy?! This machine is killing me .
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I can not.
Great, I got it! Well, now listen to me .
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I'll give you $ 10 each for I buy something.
We have never done this .
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You see, we created for birthdays always things.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU Honey this is .
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nice .
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Pope is a special .
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I made it.
Well something everyone can get me .
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Or they could pool their money and get me do not know .
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OMG .
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look at that! A foot massager! And it's only $ 25! And you have 30 altogether? Well I'm sure whatever I buy, I like it.
Well, the wait here in 10 minutes .
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! Hurry! Lois! Hi Greg What are you doing here on your day off? Only brought the boys to buy me a birthday gift.
Is it your birthday? I completely forgot.
The truth seems to be a day like any other.
GO TO GREG HALL 7 Of course you can blame me for forgetting, is that I've been so busy lately .
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I have always seem to be prepared to do something with all the weapons .
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GO TO GREG HALL 7! Yes, another thing that keeps me busy is a new group Jazz in which I am.
Really? What do you play? I'm the customer.
Did you know there are 40 ways to have strong hands? .
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And if you ever have these elbows .
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GREG, I CAN SEE YOU.
Goodbye.
It's the birthday of my mother, so I need transportation to get home.
It is a coincidence because I had a big party a friend just the same day.
Well enough about me.
I can not believe you made all this travel from afar just to see monuments.
Do not want to criticize, but you have not seen America with only this small town.
I mean people have lost the party of my friend .
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You're wasting your time.
She does not speak English.
What is it anyway.
For as he understood the nonsense were saying, he's laughing in your face.
On the other hand, I find your despair interesting.
Really? Well that's because of where I come from.
Here's Mom.
Happy Birthday! Was not fast? No.
Okay.
Ice cream powder.
Salt water for bathing.
A dirt bike magazine.
Racing magazine bikes in mud.
You might want to read it in the bathroom.
- Does it cost them $ 30? - No! Only 8! This was great, Mom.
- Where to hide my candy? - Quiet, Dewey.
We have $ 20 of them.
- Walking! - Hey! - Mom, what's for dinner? - Do not know.
- Why not eat some candy? - Yes! - Dewey, remove the wrapper.
- Did you notice something wrong with mom? - What do you mean? - Do not know.
I think he's upset about something.
Maybe I should go and ask.
Looks like fun.
Are all here.
You can go.
This is my home.
Can you feel a real oven? No such furnaces national plastic.
Relax, Francis.
- I got off the bus.
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Okay, .
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This is the plan.
Go inside and congratulated my mother on her birthday .
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If you do it at the bottom of point there will be no problems.
- God! - What? Did you know how astonishingly beautiful you are? Yes I have 50 proposals wedding.
So the General I sent to this trip.
To stay away problems.
Guys, where is mom? - In your bedroom.
- Yes? - Honey - - What? Are you okay? What happens? Boys.
Took you to realize.
Ago What did they do these bad boys? I gave them $ 30 for buy me something nice.
Spent it all on themselves.
Does not matter anyway that is my birthday.
These guys I will listen.
I guarantee it.
They know who they are talking.
I think I'll take a ride.
I'm so furious! Damn! Damn! Damn! No, no! Broke! Stupid clock should remember - You are put in many problems! They need help.
I can not believe they are so insensitive! Actually we messed this time.
I have thought to use the belt you three! - Why are you shouting? - Sorry, still missing, sir.
I forgot my birthday your mom! What now? What? - What?! - Hello, Hal.
- Greg, what do you want? - Lois and I had an altercation y.
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I felt bad, so - - I'm sure you told him.
- No, not really said anything.
- Greg, we're in the middle of - - It's complicated.
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Do not buy a Gift Lois, but I wanted to.
I think it was silly, so I came to bring one.
Here it is.
Great.
It'll take him now.
What a nice gift.
You know what? On second thought, I'll give morning to open it at work.
No, not a problem at all.
- I'll be happy to give it.
- Yes, I would hate to force you to do so.
Do not be silly.
Give it to me! Lois is mad trying to steal your gift! I paid $ 129 for it! Honey? Honey? Where you going? Where I want.
When you come home? When? When someone in this family cares.
Happy Birthday Mom! This is wrong.
Mama never had gone well.
Yes We usually catigaría.
You bought candy? Is it only that? It was her .
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If only .
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Stupid clock! "Sweets? What were they .
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And all I had to do was come appear at home Mom's birthday.
Being the good son.
Everything would be fine, but now my trip was spoiled.
Everything was ruined by his jokes.
All thanks to you guys.
What did we do? Think about it.
Mom gave them money to buy her a gift.
And spent most of sweets! And the rest on gifts.
But the majority spent on candy! What is the problem? We are taking spinning.
Okay.
Look.
How would you feel if your mother did not buy a gift? Mom is not going to buy a birthday gift? No, do not say that I'm saying .
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But it's my birthday! No, it's not! Francis, it's Mom.
We never committed to something for his birthday earlier.
In addition, she said she would be happy with give him anything.
Was he happy? Heaven .
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suck.
Mom will be mad? No, Dewey, worse.
The hurt.
Well, I'm lost.
This is how mom feels inside.
So what are we supposed to do? Should we? Did I listen? You ruined everything, not me.
I'm not doing anything.
I do not know what to do and do not care.
I have my own problems.
I have to go back to camp, have fun with my friends .
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And kiss a goddess with African this thing on my head.
Come on baby.
This is unfair.
Mom should never have led us to this candy store.
We set a trap! Shut up, Reese.
The ruin.
Our own mother ran away from home! Where do you think is? Lady, are you going to be in this cage all day? I have news for you, baby.
I paid with credit card so I can stay for a week if he wanted.
Yes, but we also want to hit.
Where will you get out of there? You want me to go? Okay, I'll go.
If you do something for me.
Give me 15 years of my life.
Can you do that? Can you turn back time? Can you take me to the past when I was 23 .
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So I can stay single and go to music school and be the beauty queen? Can you? No? Okay.
It seems that I will continue hitting.
He has no right to stay just because you're crazy.
No fair! Do you think I'm crazy? I'll show you my insanity.
I hope your friend has Richi a room for us to be alone.
Did you know that my mom will kill me for this? Why? Throughout this disaster birthday.
When you stop thinking it over in your head, I will give gifts that garbage.
Every time I get to make my life unhappy she celebrates.
Sorry.
Mom really coming back home? Absolutely.
Reese, what are you doing? A list of women Dad would know.
Now that Mom is gone.
Mom is coming back! Hey, if you do not want to accept right.
But I'll make sure Dad not make the same mistake twice.
It's called being productive.
"Miss Larson? You can cook and her daughter is a nympho.
Ask me made for my birthday.
Just ask me! Francis! Well.
Sorry.
That's the last time.
And I forgot.
"And the following is a special order Hal Lois.
" "He says he loves and misses you and if you go back will give your sweet love hot and humid.
" What are you doing? "And the next song is for a very special lady, by Craig.
" No! What happens? It's my mom! What are you doing in the batting cage? Well, no wonder nothing what she does.
Do not worry, I shall this ruin our plans.
Let's go to that party.
End of story.
Damn! Thank God.
The ball is falling apart! How did you hide it playing Baseball? At this point we can not make contact.
What we do now? Happy birthday, dear Timmy Happy birthday to you.
Forward Timmy, blow out the candles.
Wait, Timmy What are you doing? "I can talk to you a second? Happy birthday to you .
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happy birthday to you .
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Happy birthday dear mother .
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Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear.
Yes! What are you doing, Hal? Well, it seems .
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We are celebrating your birthday family! Who are you? Sorry mom.
Yes, me too.
Me too.
The truth is that I taught the lesson.
Lois, honey, come home please.
What do we do? A lot of things! No I do not appreciate me anymore.
If I return, will have make some changes.
Anything you want.
Never again will I have to remind my own family which is my birthday.
You are quite right, never happen again.
And once a week I do not want prepare dinner.
Absolutely.
All right.
And I want your dirty clothes in the hamper.
Not on the floor, not on a lamp or less in between the mattress.
Consider it done! Just like that? Yes, that simple! So why do I have to request them? It's so obvious I need a little of human consideration.
Should not even ask it.
Gosh, that love will never happen.
What? We are not smart enough to do that.
Look at who they're talking about.
Imagine if I asked you to remember me all football matches.
My love .
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You always have to tell us what to do.
I mean, look at this great celebration.
We reached the maximum with this.
Honey, the only thing we can always objective is to offer total obedience.
I know that's not much but .
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Watch it like this: our greatest skills are completely yours.
One hundred percent.
Listen to "butch", these guys just were trying to do something nice for you.
Give them a break.
Sorry, did you just call my wife "tomboy"? I understand, want to make a great show.
Now, you're going to lift and you a.
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Derríbalo Dad! Take a hook! Hold this.
I have to go.
I know.
"I'll be waiting here when you finish? No, goodbye.
Smack Daddy! Kill! Come on, dodging! "My whole life was a role .
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- "Once flat, pure white .
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- "So you moved your pen changing the atmosphere now and then .
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- "Until the balance was perfect .
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- "And you decorate my life .
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- "To paint all your love in my heart .
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- "You decorate my life .
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- You know? In Musinbik discuss your Mom just was not considered eternal.