Marvel's Avengers Assemble (2013) s04e07 Episode Script

Sneakers

1 [ANT-MAN.]
Ah.
Another day at the office.
Lights are on, but no one's home? [PANTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[SOFT WHIRRING.]
That's one doozy of a security drone.
Whoa.
Uh, Avengers, I'm responding to a distress call from somebody trapped on the 20th floor.
But the place looks completely locked down.
No life readings anywhere.
[VISION OVER RADIO.]
Ant-Man, if you require assistance, we can reach your coordinates in 10.
3 minutes.
Thanks, Vision.
But nothing here I can't handle.
I'll call you if I need help.
[GRUNTS.]
Oh, what do we have here? Somebody's eyelash? Or nose hair? [CHUCKLES.]
And with my luck, it's probably a nose hair.
[GRUNTS.]
Quality rubber band.
This place gets the nice office supplies.
[GRUNTING.]
Oh! Whoop! [GRUNTS, LAUGHS.]
Man, I'm good.
Distress call came from around here.
But the inner doors won't open unless I shut down security.
[KNUCKLES CRACK.]
[KEYBOARD CLACKING.]
Wow! This place is not kidding around.
Most advanced security setup I've ever seen.
[BEEPING.]
DNA scan? You don't want my DNA.
Here, computer.
Take this one instead.
[CHUCKLING.]
Hey, I didn't die.
[BEEPING.]
Nice! Panther statues? An old-world map? This is all stuff from Wakanda.
Black Panther, someone stole a bunch of your stuff and put it here.
But don't worry.
I'm on it.
As soon as I find [TRILLING.]
This is a top-secret Wakandan building guarded by our most advanced security.
- How did you get in here? - By, uh, being me? [BEEPING.]
Something is wrong.
The building's wired to blow! But don't worry.
I think I've got th Well, that's a first.
Instead of the Avengers saving the world, the world saved the Avengers.
[BLACK PANTHER.]
We must go to Wakanda.
There is no time to stop back at the mansion.
I will be in Wakanda shortly.
Prepare for my arrival.
Mm.
Oh, come on.
You know I'm not a thief anymore.
I'm a hero.
You were trespassing inside my building.
Yeah, I admit it.
That sounds bad.
The individual who faked that distress call used your skills.
Now they know how to defeat the national security of Wakanda itself, thanks to you.
Okay, I messed up.
But how was I supposed to know? The building didn't exactly say "Wakanda" on the outside.
Why would I advertise Wakanda on the building? People need not know about Wakandan matters, nor take advantage of them.
I prefer to keep things discreet.
You and me both.
I'd rather people not know I used to be a thief, and that I was the one who cracked your security, and that I got played like a sucker.
Look, I'm sorry about all this.
Hmm.
Apology accepted.
But you would be wise to stay quiet about what you did.
In Wakanda, the penalties for your actions would be bad.
Bad, like death? Worse than death.
[UNEASY CHUCKLE.]
I can never tell if you're joking or not.
Whoa! Wakanda! [BLACK PANTHER.]
There have been no reports of intruders within Wakandan borders.
If we hurry, we may prevent your mistake from becoming a disaster.
[WHIRRING.]
Ooh.
Are those tamper-resistant cameras? You ask me questions like that, and you wonder why people still see you as a thief.
Hey, I'm not gonna break in to your palace.
I'm not that guy anymore.
You know, every day, [WHIRRING.]
- I fight like crazy to prove - Get down! Okay, sorry I mentioned it! What? The system has been compromised.
Can you turn it off? We will have to shut it down manually.
[GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Whew.
[CLAPPING.]
[MALE VOICE.]
Oh, yes! Yes! Very good.
Your efforts are most entertaining, but ultimately futile.
We aim to please.
So, just who is it that we're pleasing? Baron Zemo.
The Avengers have dealt with him before.
Zemo's father once attempted to invade Wakanda, but he was thwarted by my father, King T'Chaka.
His father failed, as will Zemo.
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS, CHUCKLES.]
I am not my father.
I am his better.
And I have been vastly more successful.
Thanks to Ant-Man, I now control not only your palace security systems, but those for your entire nation.
You will know defeat, and you will know my true genius.
Now watch as Wakandan security carries out my orders.
The drones are headed for the city! [EVIL CHUCKLING.]
That is some serious road rage.
Please, clear the area as expediently as possible.
Hey, you heard the king! Everybody run for the hills as fast as you can! [CITIZENS CLAMORING.]
[PANTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[DRONE CLATTERS.]
You hungry? Have a knuckle sandwich! [GRUNTS.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
Black Panther built these security drones to be tough.
But they're not indestructible.
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
I am loathe to destroy my workmanship [GRUNTING.]
but they were due for an upgrade anyway.
[ANT-MAN.]
Hey! Over here! Thousand bonus points if you hit the Ant-Man! Whoa! [GRUNTING.]
[YELLING.]
Uh-oh.
End of the road.
I was lying about the bonus points.
But you knew that, right? [YELLS.]
[CRYING OUT.]
[CRYING OUT.]
Ant-Man, hold on! [GRUNTING.]
I'm calling in the air cavalry! [YELLS.]
[BUZZING.]
[YELLS, GRUNTS.]
Oh, I thought I was a goner there.
It could still happen.
Duck! This final drone is completely out of control.
It will not be as easy as the others to defeat.
Wait.
You call those other ones easy? [GRUNTS.]
Get one of your throwing blade thingies ready.
Don't miss.
[GRUNTS.]
Man, how does he have such perfect aim? [GRUNTS.]
Ant-Man! [GRUNTING.]
That was highly impressive.
I'm just full of surprises.
[BLACK PANTHER.]
All security systems are offline, and Baron Zemo has managed to elude the Dora Milaje.
What could Zemo be after? The palace is filled with rare Vibranium, advanced technology, immense treasures.
Your Highness, we have found something.
[WHISTLES.]
Heavy-duty door.
Maintain watch up here.
We do not want any more unpleasant surprises.
The current Wakandan palace lies above the ruins of the former palace, which was fashioned directly over our original Vibranium mines.
The mines are off limits by order of my father.
There are ancient traps everywhere.
Proceed with caution.
So, what's down there that's so important? I do not know.
My father never told me the secret.
The bigger the secrets, the bigger the trouble.
[CLANGING.]
Move! [YELLS.]
Huh.
"Proceed with caution.
" [CHUCKLES.]
Gotcha.
Zemo's dad tried to attack Wakanda.
What did Zemo Sr.
want? He was seeking something of great power.
That was all my father told me.
Oh.
Wait.
Wait.
See this? Perfect place for a trap.
See how the chamber narrows? Called it! [CHUCKLES.]
Do I know my stuff, or do I know my st [YELLS.]
[STRAINING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[BOTH YELL.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
You sure these traps are ancient? They look kind of cutting edge.
[GRUNTS.]
Oh, come on.
"Cutting edge"? That doesn't get a laugh? Scott, I can tolerate your bad jokes, and I am at peace with that, but please do not ask me to laugh at them.
Well, okay.
Since you said "please.
" Interesting.
The entire gauntlet is a near perfect match to the myth of the curious jackal, a Wakandan folktale, which would mean Follow my lead.
[GRUNTS.]
[ANT-MAN.]
I don't know your curious jackal myth, but I guess it ends with a giant crocodile, like that one there? Yes, but it does not make sense.
All these death traps How did Baron Zemo get beyond all of this? [WATER SPLASHES.]
Alas, I did not.
Instead, I have been following you, permitting you to disarm the traps and lead me to my prize.
[BLACK PANTHER.]
It is supposed to be only a myth the Amulet of the Crocodile Spirit.
And to think decades ago, our fathers battled over this very amulet.
Ah.
[LAUGHS.]
So powerful and unpredictable that it nearly destroyed them both.
The only way to save themselves was to work together, to overcome the amulet with the power of a Wakandan and an outsider combined.
My father never told me any of this.
What is it with Wakandans and keeping secrets? It's like a national pastime or something.
Our fathers agreed to a truce and left it here, never to be used again.
But I am stronger.
I will harness its power where my father failed.
- [ANT-MAN.]
You never said "thanks.
" - What? Come on, Baron Zemo.
I got you into Wakanda.
I got you into here.
You used me twice.
Least you could do is say "thank you.
" Oh.
Yes.
Where are my manners? Please, allow me to express my deepest gratitude.
[GRUNTING.]
[YELLS.]
Yoink! No! The amulet is mine! [BOTH GRUNT.]
[BLACK PANTHER.]
According to the myth, no one can control the evil crocodile spirit.
It will feed off your desire for power, twist you, control you.
[SCOFFS.]
It dominates weaker beings.
Not me.
Not Zemo.
[LAUGHING.]
Huh? [GROANING.]
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING.]
[ANT-MAN.]
I have this sudden urge to run away screaming.
What is happening? The crocodile spirit has overtaken Zemo's body and mind, taking the worst parts of him, transforming him into a monster.
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
He is somehow controlling the Vibranium.
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING.]
[GROANING.]
But unable to control himself.
[BLOW LANDS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[ROARING.]
Oh, boy.
[GRUNTS.]
[THUDDING.]
It's one thing taking on something that size, another thing when he's that strong.
You once were able to grow to that size.
No! I mean, I used to go giant, but not anymore.
It got ugly bad.
Besides, I've got an idea.
Come on! [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[ROARING.]
If we can't hit Zemo, we hit the amulet.
I'm gonna try and get it away from him.
Do it.
I will draw his attention.
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Zemo! Down here! Do you see me? [GRUNTS.]
I think he sees me.
[TRILLING.]
[STRAINING.]
Uh-oh.
[GRUNTS.]
This isn't going how I thought it would.
[GRUNTING.]
[GROANING.]
[ROARING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[BOTH GRUNT.]
According to the myth, unstable energies are building within Zemo.
If Zemo is unable to control the energies, he could combust, taking the entire city with him.
I know your dad didn't tell you about the amulet, but is there something we can do against it? - Is there a weakness? - If there is, I do not know it.
Of course.
No one tells anyone anything, because they don't wanna lose face.
You used to be able to grow giant.
If you could match Zemo's size, that could make the difference.
When I go giant, I pass out.
Then I wake up drooling.
I don't even know if I can do it anymore.
I see.
You do not wish to lose face.
We do not have much time.
If you can still do it, do it quickly.
Here goes nothing.
[GRUNTING.]
[ROARING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Zemo! You cannot control it.
[GROWLING.]
Your hunger for its power will destroy you and thousands of innocents.
[GROWLS.]
No, Black Panther.
See how I wield the power, how it belongs to me! [CRYING OUT.]
Your suit is made of Vibranium.
Now I control the Vibranium, which means I control you! [CRYING OUT.]
[STRAINING.]
[CRIES OUT.]
[ANT-MAN.]
Oh, Zemo! [GRUNTS.]
[YELLING.]
[GRUNTS.]
I'm here to tell jokes and kick butt.
And I'm all out of jokes.
Thank goodness.
[YELLING.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROWLS.]
[YELLS, GRUNTS.]
[STRAINING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROWLING.]
- Try to entangle him! - Oh, easy for you to say.
No excuses.
You can do this, Scott.
[GROWLING.]
[YELLING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[PANTING.]
T'Challa, I'm losing it! I can't hold him! [GRUNTS.]
[STRAINING.]
[GRUNTING.]
What Zemo said Scott, I cannot do this alone! This requires a Wakandan and an outsider together! Grab the amulet! Hurry! We are out of time! [STRAINING CONTINUES.]
[STRAINING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS, YELLS.]
[ELECTRICITY STOPS BUZZING.]
No! [GRUNTS.]
[ELECTRICITY BUZZING RESUMES.]
[SCREAMING.]
Ant-Man! Can you hear me? Scott! Huh? Wh-What? Huh? Hey, buddy, I, uh, found your thing.
[BARON ZEMO GROANING.]
Don't tell anyone I drooled, okay? Come on, guys.
Careful.
That stuff's expensive.
I got a reputation to look out for.
[TRILLING.]
[VISION.]
We received your most recent file.
I believe this is the most detailed report you've ever submitted from Wakanda.
Well, in the past, I had reason to keep information within Wakandan borders.
But I am through with keeping too many secrets.
Ah, too many secrets, too many problems.
Inform the other Avengers we will be in Wakanda for a few more days.
Ant-Man is helping me repair and redesign national security.
Is that wise? After all, he is an ex-felon.
Hey! Come on, man! [LAUGHING.]
And now even the android's making fun of me.
I so don't deserve this.
You never did tell me what you did with the amulet.
I put it somewhere safe.
Somewhere only I know.
Ah.
You are not going to tell me? Whatever happened to "too many secrets, too many problems"? Nope, not tellin' anyone.
Hmm? Eh, I'll tell you later.
[CHUCKLING.]

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