Mighty Med (2013) s01e24 Episode Script

The Pen Is Mighty Med-ier Than the Sword

Hey, Skylar.
Wow, I like your outfit.
Is it new? No, you cannot copy my homework.
Is that why you think I complimented you? I am insulted.
I did it because I wanna borrow some money.
Not a lot.
Just like twenty.
Thousand.
Twenty thousand dollars.
Why do you need $20,000? Well, at school I overheard Stefanie say she wants a $20,000 necklace she saw in a magazine.
And I figure if I can't win her affections, maybe I can buy them.
Kaz, you don't need to do that.
Just be yourself, and she'll like you for who you are.
Wow, you think so? I'm kidding.
You totally need to buy her affections.
But it's gonna cost way more than $20,000 to make up for This.
Then can I borrow $30,000? Hey, Oliver.
What's up? Incognito's power of invisibility isn't working, so I'm treating him.
But I'm only halfway done.
(Zapping) Ah.
What, no "thank you?" You're invisible, not inaudible.
Horace, I cured Incognito.
Yeah, too bad he's not as good at curing me as he is at curing everybody else.
I feel terrible.
Months ago I promised Skylar I'd restore her powers, and I-I've spent so much time hanging out with her, I've hardly tried to cure her at all.
Why are you telling your boss what a bad job you're doing? That's stupider than when incognito thought he was invisible and I caught him practicing the sprinkler dance.
Like this.
Chu, chu, chu, chu, ch (Laughs) He's right behind me, isn't he? Actually, he's right in front of you.
(Impact grunt) Why are you still here?! You've been cured! Pay your bill and go! Okay, yo every day's an adventure you never know by the looks on our face at the school when we enter leave class early, work at 3:30 hit the comic store, read up before the journey all these new issues and super powers if we didn't have to work, we'd be here for hours everybody says that we shouldn't worry but have you ever seen superheroes on a gurney will we save the world today? You never know will we all be safe today? You never know will we fly away or stay? But, you know, we mighty med, team up and let's go save the people that save people after classes we flip the page and jump to action they call us normo-nomally fantastic seeing superheroes that we only imagined this type of life you got to have fight put up your fist and fight for what's right never can tell what we see out of sight do the same thing tomorrow that we did tonight will we save the world today? You never know will we all be safe today? You never know will we fly away or stay? You never know but, you know, we mighty med, team up and let's go Hey, gamma girl.
My mom says I have a million dollar smile.
I'll give it to you for twenty thousand.
(Screams) (Groans) I meant $20,000, not 20,000 volts! (Buzzing) Horace, what happened to Valkira? She was wounded in a battle with soul slayer.
One of his poison-tipped arrowheads is lodged under her rib cage.
I need fusion forceps! Uhh, okay, uh, where are they? Jupiter.
Jupiter, Florida.
Which is a county on Mars.
What are we gonna do? She's gonna die.
Since we can't keep every instrument and tool in the universe at Mighty Med, we have the Pandorean.
A pen? It taps into the neural connections in your brain when you draw with it, then uses quantum particles to make the drawings tangible.
Okay, so, you're saying that whatever you draw with that pen comes to life? What? That's crazy! Wait, yes, that is what I'm saying.
Fusion forceps.
Skylar, I know how I'm gonna get that necklace for Stefanie.
Rubbing a urine sample cup will not make a genie come out.
No.
I mean, I'm gonna borrow the Pandorean, so that way I can trace the expensive necklace that she wants and give it to her.
I just need a copy of her latest issue of expensive necklace magazine.
No, Kaz.
Do not do this.
Superhero supplies are for superhero superheroics, not for selfishly seeking self-serving scenarios.
I never should have bought you that s-word of the day calendar.
Fine, okay, you're right, I won't take the Pandorean.
Until you leave.
Wow.
I really have a problem with taking pens.
Skylar, there you are.
Look, I, I've been thinking a lot about what you said.
Oh, so you'll start stepping on sidewalk cracks like a normal person? I meant about not curing you.
And I can't prove stepping on cracks will break my mother's back, but why risk it? Listen, I didn't mean to make you feel bad about not curing me.
I was just in a bad mood.
No, you were right.
So, I stayed up all last night, and I think I came up with a serum using Incognito's ectoplasm that may just get back your power of invisibility.
Really? Being invisible again would be amazing! You have no idea how tired I am of having to pay to go see a movie.
I was gonna put in this little tropical umbrella to make it more festive, but whatever.
I think I feel something.
Did it work? I, I can't tell because when I'm invisible, I can still see myself.
But I feel like it worked! S-Skylar, I'm, I'm sorry, but I don't know where to look to respond, because I can't see you! In fact, who said that? Because there's no one here.
Oliver, thank you so much.
Ohh.
Anyway, uh, why don't you, uh, turn off your power and become visible again, and then try it again later when maybe it will or, or won't work? Are you kidding? Do you know how long it's been since I've had this power? I'm staying invisible all week! I don't think that's a good idea, actually.
Ha.
I mean, no one likes a show-off.
Wh why do you think Incognito has no friends? If you're so sensitive, don't eavesdrop.
Oliver, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
P.
S.
That's me hugging you.
I'm, I'm glad you're happy.
I haven't seen you smile like that since Ever, because I, I, I can't see you right now.
Hey, Stefanie.
I heard that girl over there say she doesn't like your shoes.
She must not know how overpriced and uncomfortable they are.
How do you like my shoes now, Cindy?! Kaz, what would you rather do, shoot down evil tomatoes who throw javelins made of corn, or jump over barrels of radioactive waste while fighting a giant hamster robot? Why? Are you designing your own video game or something? No, just planning my birthday party.
But you've given me a great idea.
I'm going to create my own video game.
Ooh, then you can buy it for me for my birthday.
But gift-wrap it.
I wanna be surprised.
Hey, girl.
And I thought it looked lonely without your neck.
Ah.
Wow.
This is exactly the one I've been wanting.
Thank you.
Hey, if you aren't doing anything tonight, would you like to buy me flowers, pick me up outside of school in a limo and take me out for a totally overpriced dinner, if nobody taller, cuter and richer comes along between now and then? Totally! Get out of here, prince Edmund of Kent! Stupid foreign exchange students.
Ha, ha.
Horace, what's going on? There's still a poison arrow fragment in Valkira.
I need fusion forceps, but the Pandorean is missing.
Why can't you just use the fusion forceps you drew before? They disintegrated.
Objects created with the Pandorean have a highly unstable molecular structure and disintegrate in anywhere from six hours to ten million years, but usually six hours.
What? So, they just disappear? Dang it! You look different.
Did you used to have a parrot on your shoulder? (Beeping) Oh.
Valkira is in critical condition! We have to find the Pandorean! Don't worry, I'm sure we'll find it somewhere.
But certainly not in my pocket, 'cause why would it be there? Where's the pen? Where's the pen? Hey, uh, Horace, quick hypothetical.
What would happen if the Pandorean happened to get out of Mighty Med? It would spell disaster for the world if it fell into the hands of someone with a warped and twisted mind.
Cool! A mousetrap! And a pen! Come on, the pen has got to be here somewhere.
Ugh.
Hey.
Gus.
Drawing characters for the video game I'm creating.
I am in the zone.
I haven't looked up once in the last hour.
I also haven't spoken Spanish once in the last hour.
Comprende, muchacho? Dang it! All right.
Gus, I, I, I really need that pen.
Why? Because It, it was a gift from my Uncle Penjamin.
Fine.
You were probably gonna steal it anyway.
You have a real problem with taking people's pens.
All right.
Now, you just go back to drawing and not looking up, and not speaking Spanish.
Heh.
You got it, amigo.
Dang it! (Deeply sighs) That could've been a lot worse.
(Growls) And now it is.
(Growls) (Door opens) Uh, the door opened, but no one came in.
Hmm, I have a shaving cream beard.
How did that happen? It was me, Skylar.
I forgot how fun being invisible is.
Yeah, I'm so glad I cured you.
(Cell phone rings) Hey Kaz, what's up? I, I can't understand you because of all the growling and screaming.
Well, tell the monster you're on the phone.
Fine, I'll be right there.
Oliver, Kaz needs our help.
I'll fill you in on the way.
Follow me.
Ah.
How, how can I follow you? I, I can't see you at all.
Don't worry, I've already thought of that.
You had to use a dog harness? You couldn't just hold my hand? Kaz, are you okay?! Ah, not really! I'm kinda being chased by a monster! Don't worry, I, I'm drawing a weapon! Why did you draw an umbrella? Ah, because without tracing, that's all I can draw.
But he doesn't seem very scared of them! (Grunts) (Growls) Kaz, I'll handle the monster.
He won't see what's coming because I'm invisible.
Skylar thinks she's invisible.
Just go with it.
Yeah, okay! (Grunts) Oliver, you're a good artist.
You, you can draw a weapon or something to destroy the monster.
Ah, this pocket is killing me today! (Growls) Skylar, get the pen! Ah He ate the pen.
(Gulps) Now there's no way to stop him, and valkira will die! That's it! Gus ripped up the cactus drawing.
So, destroying the drawings must also cause the objects to disappear.
(Grunts) Aah! You guys hold off the monster, I'll go rip up the picture of him.
But we don't have any weapons.
Ah, in the trash can.
Gus! Gus! (Pants) What's going on out there? Uh The, the monster club is meeting outside.
Anyway, aboutyour drawings I know what you're going to say, and yes, this one's for sale.
I call it "the monster who is not afraid of umbrellas.
" Okay, just give it to me! Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Give me the drawing, or I'll start ripping these up one by one! Wouldn't it be faster just to rip them all at once? Wait, I'm arguing against my own interest.
You asked for it.
Aah! Kaz, stop ripping up our weapons! Hey! Hey, monster.
You like duck toast? (Softly growls) Aah! Kaz! Aah! Give me the drawing of the monster, or I'll break your friend's arm! Not Indiana bones! Fine, fine, here.
(Grunts) (Breathe heavily) Skylar, thank goodness you're okay.
Uh, ahem, I, I, I assume.
I Skylar Uh, wherever you are.
Skylar, you were right.
I, I never should have taken this pen.
I'm gonna bring it back and save valkira.
Um, Kaz? Yeah? Stupid pocket! Kaz, why aren't you ready for our date? And where's our, like, limo? I, I'm so sorry, I, I, I can't go out with you right now.
Is there any way we can reschedule? What?! No! Either we go out now or, like, I will never let you spend tons of money on me again.
Look, I, I'm sorry, but some things are more important than dating a beautiful girl.
(Scoffs) Like what? Well, nothing really.
Yeah, but I still have to go.
Did I hear you say you were looking for someone to spend money on you? Because if so, I'm your man.
Okay, until someone taller, cuter and richer comes along.
Get out of here, prince Edmund of Kent! Go.
Horace.
There's something I have to confess to you, but first we have to cure valkira? She's fine.
What happened? Well, I cured her an hour ago.
She really bounced back quickly.
It helps that she's made of rubber.
But I thought you needed the Pandorean to draw a new pair of fusion forceps.
Oh, I found the Pandorean.
It was in my pocket the whole time.
But I still can't find the backup pen.
What do you mean, backup pen? Oh, I used the real pen to make a backup pen in case I lost the original.
I lose pens like crazy.
In fact, where's the real pen?! It's still in your pocket.
Oh.
Well, anyway, the backup pen should disintegrate any minute, so no big deal.
Now what did you wanna confess to me? Um I am very disappointed in you for losing the Pandorean.
Very disappointed! You're right.
Imagine if it had fallen into the wrong hands.
Like incognito's.
Who knows what that invisible half-wit would've drawn.
(Slightly grunts) Go home already! No wonder your wife complains that she never sees you.
Oh, hey, Oliver, Skylar.
Yeah, it's good to see you.
Oh, there's my harness and leash.
I wanna take Alan for a walk.
Aah! Skylar, I, I can see you! You, your powers must have deactivated due to the, the cross stream of fluorescent rays and, and yeah, you were never invisible.
Yeah, I got that.
In fact, I knew the whole time your cure didn't work.
So you were messing with me all day? You had me in a dog harness.
And you let that cocker spaniel sniff my butt! That's what you get for lying.
You're my friend.
You need to always be honest with me, even if it's bad news.
I'd rather be disappointed than lied to.
You, you're right.
Ah, it's just, I just felt so bad about not working harder to get your powers back.
And you, you mean so much to me.
I never wanna see you unhappy.
You mean a lot to me, too.
I don't know what I would do without you.
Are you trying to kiss me?! What? I, I just thought you, you wanted me to kiss you, and I didn't want you to be disappointed because I, I never want to see you unhappy.
I did not want you to kiss me! Good.
Then we're on the same page.
(Mouths) Oh, my God.

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