Motorcity (2012) s01e13 Episode Script
Mayhem Night
1x14 - Mayhem Night [ howling .]
[ whirring .]
[ brakes screech .]
[ vrooming .]
Okay, wait a minute, where's my head? It was here a minute ago.
I need a new one! How about yours?! [ hooting .]
Come on, you guys, I totally nailed it.
Guys, our haunted house is bombing.
Man, what do you got to do to make people scream? Who wants Halloween treats? [ gasps .]
[ screaming .]
- But I got winter squash.
- That answer your question? So what's the deal with the mask again? You're, like, supposed to scare each other? You don't know about scaring people? Come on, scaring's the best.
- Boo! - Aah! Ha ha! Look at her go.
Claire wouldn't know about any of this.
We don't have Halloween up in Deluxe.
Scary movies, candy, wearing anything that's not a standard-issue jumpsuit not exactly Kane's style.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, candy? This ain't the candy holiday.
It's the scarin' holiday.
The candy holiday is the same as the scarin' holiday.
Well, why are we wasting time explaining it when we could be out there getting some candy?! [ car starts, speeds away .]
Where is Tennie? She should have been here by now.
[ doorbell rings .]
Uh, Dutch, what are you doing all the way over here? Well, I was waiting for you at the haunted house.
I know.
About that, uh Hello there, son.
We were just talking about you.
Listen, I like you.
I know Tennie thinks the world of you, and I sure as heck appreciate what you Burners are fighting for Thank you, sir.
But it's a fight I don't want my girl anywhere near.
It's too dangerous.
Which is why I can't let you see my daughter.
Texas: Mmm.
Mmm mmm.
Ohh.
Caramel.
Oh, man.
[ clatter .]
Hello? Wait, who is that? [ wheezing .]
Oh, more candy? Awesome! What kind of treat is this? No! No! Nooo! - I said, no.
I'm sorry.
- I'm not a kid anymore! My house, my rules.
Technically, it's my house.
I designed it, pretty much built it.
Still, my rules.
No date.
Wait.
Date? Oh, ho ho.
You thought this was a ha.
- This isn't a date.
- Wha it isn't? No.
I just wanted to spend Halloween with a group of friends, a group that happens to include Dutch.
What friends? Like Mike Chilton? No, no.
Uh, some totally safe, responsible, uh Completely harmless, kind of boring, 100% danger-free friends? - Why me? - Hey, you're the first guy I thought of.
To hang out on crazy giant cables thousands of feet in the air? Come on.
The only way Tennie's Dad would even consider letting me spend time with her is if the people with us are - Right.
- Awesome! Hey, I want to help you out, bro, but there is no way you're gettin' me up there again.
- Please? - Uh, really wish I could go, but already have plans.
[ laughs .]
Staying here for some major girl time with Jules.
Ow! Hey, Claire, we'll be back in a few.
Keep handing out candy.
Wait, where are you going? To find Texas.
He's not answering his comm.
Need to make sure he's not overdoing it on the candy.
You remember last year.
So about the Cablers [ sighs .]
So? [ sighs .]
Stay close but not too close.
You got it! You get one chance.
If she so much as chips a nail or stubs a toe You got my word.
Mike: Got anything, Jules? No sign of him.
Probably got his head stuck in a pumpkin again.
Whoa! [ brakes screech .]
All right, if this is someone's idea of a prank Hey! Okay, not funny.
Mike, I think somebody's trying to Mike, can you hear me? Great.
[ beeping .]
Gotcha! [ wheezing .]
[ gasps .]
[ groaning .]
No.
No, no! No! Oh, no! No, no! Oh, no, no! Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! Gotcha.
[ laughing .]
Oh, no! No, no! This place is amazing, Tennie! [ laughs .]
I built it last summer.
You know, the lens on this baby has a massive focal length that's more suited to astronomical study.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry.
You can see the whole city from up here.
Maybe we should go check out the view from somewhere else.
No way! This is by far the best vantage point.
[ sighs .]
Aah! Aah! Well, just us now.
Boy, ha, maybe I should go sit over there.
- What? Why? - So your Dad doesn't rip my arms off.
For looking through a telescope? Relax, would ya? Come in, Tex.
You out there, buddy? Hey! Easy on the paint.
Oh, great.
[ shouting .]
Terra dwellers.
[ shouting .]
Uh-oh.
Whoa! Nah! [ panting .]
Aah! - What's your problem? - Wait.
What? Whoa.
Nice Mike Chilton costume.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
My fault.
Sorry.
Texas? Texas! No.
No! This candy It's too big to eat! Okay, this is weird, even for you.
What is this? Whoa! It's gonna eat me! Oh! Giant man-eating chocolate bars! And they're vampires! Oh, oh, lookit, lookit, it's coming for us all! Aah! Oh-ho! Oh! Oh, no! All right, just sit tight, buddy.
I'm keeping you close.
[ whimpering .]
Whatever this stuff is, it's clearly messing with your head.
And if they got you with it and tried to get me Julie! We got two of them, Kaia.
We need them all subdued before we can make our move.
Need I remind you what they did to us last time? [ sighing .]
Tonight we wipe out Deluxe, and we can't allow Chilton and his conscience to interfere with our plans.
So find them! Tennie: Halloween parade's gettin' good.
- Lot of freaks this year.
- Oh, yeah? [ shouting .]
What is that? Whoa! Unh! Tennie, run! [ shouting .]
Unh! Ohh! - Thanks! - Something you want to tell me, Dutch? We had a run-in with them a while back, stopped them from wiping out Deluxe.
Guess they're still holding a grudge.
And that's why I decided to write my paper on the circuitry of cyborgs.
Hmm.
Guess that story was more cy-boring than I thought.
[ laughing .]
[ gasps .]
[ gasps .]
I just made you laugh.
No, you didn't.
I totally did! Aah! Aah! What is this gross thing? [ muffled shout .]
Aah! [ muffled shout .]
Ew, ew, ew! Don't let it touch me! No! - What's wrong? - Aah! It's horrible! Aah! Aah! [ shouting .]
If my Dad finds out about this He'll never let me within 10 feet of you? Yeah.
And he'll rip your arms off.
Oh, then let's make sure he doesn't find out about it.
[ shouting .]
Come on, Jules, where are you? Julie! [ door closes .]
[ muttering .]
[ evil laughter .]
No, no, you can't be here.
He's got eyes everywhere.
Oh, no! [ evil laughter .]
[ sobbing .]
Chuck, Dutch, Terras are back.
- Already know.
- Way ahead of you, buddy.
Better watch out for the blood-sucking licorice.
[ muttering, groaning .]
- Hang in there, guys.
- Kane's coming for me.
No, he's not.
The stuff the Terras got you with it's bringing out your fears, making you see things.
- But why are they doing this to us? - These lollipops hate me! Payback? For putting the brakes on their last plan for Deluxe? Or to keep us from stopping their new one? We gotta find them.
Ladybug talk to the Ladybug.
[ laughs .]
Ladybug.
Oh, okay.
[ chattering .]
Ladybug? Is this nonsense, or are you trying to tell me something? Follow the bug.
[ laughs .]
I'm gonna go with nonsense.
Bug! Bug! "Bug"? "Bug"? Bug! You put a bug on 'em! Good work, Jules! Looks like they're up at the Motorcity ceiling, but why would they be up there, unless The keystone! They knock that over and all of Deluxe's infrastructure collapses, right on top of Motorcity! [ wheezing .]
[ coughing .]
I got him! Mike Chilton is down! Good.
Sergeant, there are still two more Burners out there.
- Keep them occupied while we get to work.
- I'll take care of it.
Aah! [ grunting .]
How you like that? [ horn blowing .]
That can't be good.
You're right.
This is bad.
These guys will be riding by your Dad's doormat any minute.
[ sighs .]
We got no other choice.
We have to tell him.
All right, boys let's bring the monstrosity down.
Mutt, follow tracking signal.
[ groaning .]
[ grunting .]
[ evil laughter .]
No! No, stop it.
This isn't real.
Uhh! Aah! Julie, what are you doing driving that car? Oh, it's nothing, Dad, I swear.
You're a Burner?! No! Oh! Oh, no! My own daughter has betrayed me?! So much caramel.
[ gobbling .]
[ grunting .]
Hey, you! I heard you like candy.
No! No more candy! Stay away from me! Aah! Aah! No! This can't be happening! So horrible! What?! Is this some sort of trick-or-treat nonsense? 'Fraid not.
They're here for us, sir.
You really ticked them off, huh, kid? Yeah.
You were right about me.
I guess I am dangerous.
I'll fix it.
I'll turn myself over to them.
- Where are you going? - I'm gonna fight these lowlifes.
Someone's gotta clean up this mess.
- Dad, it's not his fault.
- No.
It's my fault for trusting him.
A few more minutes till all the harnesses are set, then we pull down the keystone, the foundation caves Deluxe comes crumbling down.
We get our revenge on Kane.
We're off.
[ blows horn .]
Just wish I could be there to see his face.
I thought they were under control.
Take them out! [ shouting, laughter .]
- No! - Stop! [ tires screech .]
[ snickers .]
[ grunting .]
[ shouting .]
Fire.
Good.
Just a little something me and Tennie threw together.
Not bad.
Wait! Is that my kitchen table? Uhh maybe.
[ grunt .]
You got any more? Not unless you have another dining room set.
No, no! No, no, no, no! This can't be happening! This is my worst nightmare! Honey, I'm home! Whoo! Long day of fixing cars here in Motorcity.
And how's our little one today? [ squeak .]
I am not living in your car! I'm not living in Motorcity! This can't be happening! It's gonna be okay, Claire.
Oh I think.
[ shouting .]
Ee-yah! Uhh! It's not safe for you here! Oh, please, if anyone needs protection, it's you two.
Tennie, get back home right now! Uhh! Yaah! Ohh! - Dad! - Dutch, she's in your hands.
Not a chipped toe or a stubbed nail, sir.
Will both of you stop yapping and fight already? - Whoa ho ho! - Oh! Ee ee! Enough! Aah! Texas, Julie, you guys have to fight back.
I can't.
Kane's everywhere.
He'll find out who I am.
He'll find out who I am! I'm not going out there with those werewolf cookies, I'll tell you that! That's exactly it.
You've got to face Kane and those werewolf cookies and stomp holes in them.
You have to fight your fears and beat 'em! It's the only way! [ evil laughter .]
Whoa-ka-tah! Baah! Drop dead, peppermint twist! Koo-tooh-aah! I'm disappointed, Julie! Well, I'm sorry, but I've gotta keep on fighting for Motorcity.
Ohh! Uhh! Uhh! [ panting .]
[ groaning .]
Julie: No more Kane.
Texas: And no more candy trying to eat my face.
Yeah, but the nightmare for these guys is just starting.
No! Stop them! Run free! Get out of here while you can! Ohh! Ooh-ooh! Don't mess with Texas! No! You can't protect Deluxe forever, Mike.
Sooner or later, we'll bring it down! Ha ha ha ha! You guys saw that, right? I'm not hallucinating again? We see it.
Well, I'm hungry.
Anybody got any candy? Huh.
Unh.
- Dad! - Good to see you, too, kid.
[ screaming .]
Mikey, how do I fix her? Tell her the only way to make it stop is to face her fear.
Claire, whatever's in your mind that you're scared of, you gotta meet it head on! No! Mwah! Ooh! Please tell me I didn't just do what I know I did.
- I promise, I won't tell anybody.
- Too late.
We totally saw it.
But I don't think any of us believe it.
Ah ha.
You know, I'm sure someday we'll all laugh about this.
Ha.
So, I guess you must really hate me now? - Well - Don't you even say it.
Dutch must have saved our butts a thousand times today.
If anything, you ought to be grateful and happy - he was there or even thanking him.
- Tennie.
- You're not even giving him a chance, Dad.
- Tennie.
- It's so unfair.
- Tennie! I was just gonna invite him over here for dinner.
Oh.
Sorry.
- What do you say, Dutch? - Yes.
Yes, sir.
And I promise not to bring any old enemies over or destroy your furniture or Son just quit while you're ahead.
[ whirring .]
[ brakes screech .]
[ vrooming .]
Okay, wait a minute, where's my head? It was here a minute ago.
I need a new one! How about yours?! [ hooting .]
Come on, you guys, I totally nailed it.
Guys, our haunted house is bombing.
Man, what do you got to do to make people scream? Who wants Halloween treats? [ gasps .]
[ screaming .]
- But I got winter squash.
- That answer your question? So what's the deal with the mask again? You're, like, supposed to scare each other? You don't know about scaring people? Come on, scaring's the best.
- Boo! - Aah! Ha ha! Look at her go.
Claire wouldn't know about any of this.
We don't have Halloween up in Deluxe.
Scary movies, candy, wearing anything that's not a standard-issue jumpsuit not exactly Kane's style.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, candy? This ain't the candy holiday.
It's the scarin' holiday.
The candy holiday is the same as the scarin' holiday.
Well, why are we wasting time explaining it when we could be out there getting some candy?! [ car starts, speeds away .]
Where is Tennie? She should have been here by now.
[ doorbell rings .]
Uh, Dutch, what are you doing all the way over here? Well, I was waiting for you at the haunted house.
I know.
About that, uh Hello there, son.
We were just talking about you.
Listen, I like you.
I know Tennie thinks the world of you, and I sure as heck appreciate what you Burners are fighting for Thank you, sir.
But it's a fight I don't want my girl anywhere near.
It's too dangerous.
Which is why I can't let you see my daughter.
Texas: Mmm.
Mmm mmm.
Ohh.
Caramel.
Oh, man.
[ clatter .]
Hello? Wait, who is that? [ wheezing .]
Oh, more candy? Awesome! What kind of treat is this? No! No! Nooo! - I said, no.
I'm sorry.
- I'm not a kid anymore! My house, my rules.
Technically, it's my house.
I designed it, pretty much built it.
Still, my rules.
No date.
Wait.
Date? Oh, ho ho.
You thought this was a ha.
- This isn't a date.
- Wha it isn't? No.
I just wanted to spend Halloween with a group of friends, a group that happens to include Dutch.
What friends? Like Mike Chilton? No, no.
Uh, some totally safe, responsible, uh Completely harmless, kind of boring, 100% danger-free friends? - Why me? - Hey, you're the first guy I thought of.
To hang out on crazy giant cables thousands of feet in the air? Come on.
The only way Tennie's Dad would even consider letting me spend time with her is if the people with us are - Right.
- Awesome! Hey, I want to help you out, bro, but there is no way you're gettin' me up there again.
- Please? - Uh, really wish I could go, but already have plans.
[ laughs .]
Staying here for some major girl time with Jules.
Ow! Hey, Claire, we'll be back in a few.
Keep handing out candy.
Wait, where are you going? To find Texas.
He's not answering his comm.
Need to make sure he's not overdoing it on the candy.
You remember last year.
So about the Cablers [ sighs .]
So? [ sighs .]
Stay close but not too close.
You got it! You get one chance.
If she so much as chips a nail or stubs a toe You got my word.
Mike: Got anything, Jules? No sign of him.
Probably got his head stuck in a pumpkin again.
Whoa! [ brakes screech .]
All right, if this is someone's idea of a prank Hey! Okay, not funny.
Mike, I think somebody's trying to Mike, can you hear me? Great.
[ beeping .]
Gotcha! [ wheezing .]
[ gasps .]
[ groaning .]
No.
No, no! No! Oh, no! No, no! Oh, no, no! Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! Gotcha.
[ laughing .]
Oh, no! No, no! This place is amazing, Tennie! [ laughs .]
I built it last summer.
You know, the lens on this baby has a massive focal length that's more suited to astronomical study.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Sorry.
You can see the whole city from up here.
Maybe we should go check out the view from somewhere else.
No way! This is by far the best vantage point.
[ sighs .]
Aah! Aah! Well, just us now.
Boy, ha, maybe I should go sit over there.
- What? Why? - So your Dad doesn't rip my arms off.
For looking through a telescope? Relax, would ya? Come in, Tex.
You out there, buddy? Hey! Easy on the paint.
Oh, great.
[ shouting .]
Terra dwellers.
[ shouting .]
Uh-oh.
Whoa! Nah! [ panting .]
Aah! - What's your problem? - Wait.
What? Whoa.
Nice Mike Chilton costume.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
My fault.
Sorry.
Texas? Texas! No.
No! This candy It's too big to eat! Okay, this is weird, even for you.
What is this? Whoa! It's gonna eat me! Oh! Giant man-eating chocolate bars! And they're vampires! Oh, oh, lookit, lookit, it's coming for us all! Aah! Oh-ho! Oh! Oh, no! All right, just sit tight, buddy.
I'm keeping you close.
[ whimpering .]
Whatever this stuff is, it's clearly messing with your head.
And if they got you with it and tried to get me Julie! We got two of them, Kaia.
We need them all subdued before we can make our move.
Need I remind you what they did to us last time? [ sighing .]
Tonight we wipe out Deluxe, and we can't allow Chilton and his conscience to interfere with our plans.
So find them! Tennie: Halloween parade's gettin' good.
- Lot of freaks this year.
- Oh, yeah? [ shouting .]
What is that? Whoa! Unh! Tennie, run! [ shouting .]
Unh! Ohh! - Thanks! - Something you want to tell me, Dutch? We had a run-in with them a while back, stopped them from wiping out Deluxe.
Guess they're still holding a grudge.
And that's why I decided to write my paper on the circuitry of cyborgs.
Hmm.
Guess that story was more cy-boring than I thought.
[ laughing .]
[ gasps .]
[ gasps .]
I just made you laugh.
No, you didn't.
I totally did! Aah! Aah! What is this gross thing? [ muffled shout .]
Aah! [ muffled shout .]
Ew, ew, ew! Don't let it touch me! No! - What's wrong? - Aah! It's horrible! Aah! Aah! [ shouting .]
If my Dad finds out about this He'll never let me within 10 feet of you? Yeah.
And he'll rip your arms off.
Oh, then let's make sure he doesn't find out about it.
[ shouting .]
Come on, Jules, where are you? Julie! [ door closes .]
[ muttering .]
[ evil laughter .]
No, no, you can't be here.
He's got eyes everywhere.
Oh, no! [ evil laughter .]
[ sobbing .]
Chuck, Dutch, Terras are back.
- Already know.
- Way ahead of you, buddy.
Better watch out for the blood-sucking licorice.
[ muttering, groaning .]
- Hang in there, guys.
- Kane's coming for me.
No, he's not.
The stuff the Terras got you with it's bringing out your fears, making you see things.
- But why are they doing this to us? - These lollipops hate me! Payback? For putting the brakes on their last plan for Deluxe? Or to keep us from stopping their new one? We gotta find them.
Ladybug talk to the Ladybug.
[ laughs .]
Ladybug.
Oh, okay.
[ chattering .]
Ladybug? Is this nonsense, or are you trying to tell me something? Follow the bug.
[ laughs .]
I'm gonna go with nonsense.
Bug! Bug! "Bug"? "Bug"? Bug! You put a bug on 'em! Good work, Jules! Looks like they're up at the Motorcity ceiling, but why would they be up there, unless The keystone! They knock that over and all of Deluxe's infrastructure collapses, right on top of Motorcity! [ wheezing .]
[ coughing .]
I got him! Mike Chilton is down! Good.
Sergeant, there are still two more Burners out there.
- Keep them occupied while we get to work.
- I'll take care of it.
Aah! [ grunting .]
How you like that? [ horn blowing .]
That can't be good.
You're right.
This is bad.
These guys will be riding by your Dad's doormat any minute.
[ sighs .]
We got no other choice.
We have to tell him.
All right, boys let's bring the monstrosity down.
Mutt, follow tracking signal.
[ groaning .]
[ grunting .]
[ evil laughter .]
No! No, stop it.
This isn't real.
Uhh! Aah! Julie, what are you doing driving that car? Oh, it's nothing, Dad, I swear.
You're a Burner?! No! Oh! Oh, no! My own daughter has betrayed me?! So much caramel.
[ gobbling .]
[ grunting .]
Hey, you! I heard you like candy.
No! No more candy! Stay away from me! Aah! Aah! No! This can't be happening! So horrible! What?! Is this some sort of trick-or-treat nonsense? 'Fraid not.
They're here for us, sir.
You really ticked them off, huh, kid? Yeah.
You were right about me.
I guess I am dangerous.
I'll fix it.
I'll turn myself over to them.
- Where are you going? - I'm gonna fight these lowlifes.
Someone's gotta clean up this mess.
- Dad, it's not his fault.
- No.
It's my fault for trusting him.
A few more minutes till all the harnesses are set, then we pull down the keystone, the foundation caves Deluxe comes crumbling down.
We get our revenge on Kane.
We're off.
[ blows horn .]
Just wish I could be there to see his face.
I thought they were under control.
Take them out! [ shouting, laughter .]
- No! - Stop! [ tires screech .]
[ snickers .]
[ grunting .]
[ shouting .]
Fire.
Good.
Just a little something me and Tennie threw together.
Not bad.
Wait! Is that my kitchen table? Uhh maybe.
[ grunt .]
You got any more? Not unless you have another dining room set.
No, no! No, no, no, no! This can't be happening! This is my worst nightmare! Honey, I'm home! Whoo! Long day of fixing cars here in Motorcity.
And how's our little one today? [ squeak .]
I am not living in your car! I'm not living in Motorcity! This can't be happening! It's gonna be okay, Claire.
Oh I think.
[ shouting .]
Ee-yah! Uhh! It's not safe for you here! Oh, please, if anyone needs protection, it's you two.
Tennie, get back home right now! Uhh! Yaah! Ohh! - Dad! - Dutch, she's in your hands.
Not a chipped toe or a stubbed nail, sir.
Will both of you stop yapping and fight already? - Whoa ho ho! - Oh! Ee ee! Enough! Aah! Texas, Julie, you guys have to fight back.
I can't.
Kane's everywhere.
He'll find out who I am.
He'll find out who I am! I'm not going out there with those werewolf cookies, I'll tell you that! That's exactly it.
You've got to face Kane and those werewolf cookies and stomp holes in them.
You have to fight your fears and beat 'em! It's the only way! [ evil laughter .]
Whoa-ka-tah! Baah! Drop dead, peppermint twist! Koo-tooh-aah! I'm disappointed, Julie! Well, I'm sorry, but I've gotta keep on fighting for Motorcity.
Ohh! Uhh! Uhh! [ panting .]
[ groaning .]
Julie: No more Kane.
Texas: And no more candy trying to eat my face.
Yeah, but the nightmare for these guys is just starting.
No! Stop them! Run free! Get out of here while you can! Ohh! Ooh-ooh! Don't mess with Texas! No! You can't protect Deluxe forever, Mike.
Sooner or later, we'll bring it down! Ha ha ha ha! You guys saw that, right? I'm not hallucinating again? We see it.
Well, I'm hungry.
Anybody got any candy? Huh.
Unh.
- Dad! - Good to see you, too, kid.
[ screaming .]
Mikey, how do I fix her? Tell her the only way to make it stop is to face her fear.
Claire, whatever's in your mind that you're scared of, you gotta meet it head on! No! Mwah! Ooh! Please tell me I didn't just do what I know I did.
- I promise, I won't tell anybody.
- Too late.
We totally saw it.
But I don't think any of us believe it.
Ah ha.
You know, I'm sure someday we'll all laugh about this.
Ha.
So, I guess you must really hate me now? - Well - Don't you even say it.
Dutch must have saved our butts a thousand times today.
If anything, you ought to be grateful and happy - he was there or even thanking him.
- Tennie.
- You're not even giving him a chance, Dad.
- Tennie.
- It's so unfair.
- Tennie! I was just gonna invite him over here for dinner.
Oh.
Sorry.
- What do you say, Dutch? - Yes.
Yes, sir.
And I promise not to bring any old enemies over or destroy your furniture or Son just quit while you're ahead.