My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011) s01e02 Episode Script

Three Cheers for Evil

Boom! Did a bomb just go off in my head? No, it's the Devils when we beat you black and red.
Call a nurse, call a doctor, call your mama too, 'Cause you're gonna need help when we are finished with you.
Goooo Devils! Erica! Please tell me you're not doing - what I think you're doing.
- What? It's just cheerleading.
I thought you said you wanted us to be normal.
It's okay, but I think it needs to be more like this.
Oops.
Cheerleaders are not normal! They're more evil than us, and we're vampires! Sarah, you know I've always wanted to be a cheerleader, and now that I'm really hot, I can.
Besides, these girls have been telling me to "bite them" for years.
Yeah I don't think that's what they had in mind.
Oh, come on.
Who's gonna miss just one? I will! Isn't this kind of like letting Magneto join the X-Men? I'll assume that's "geek speak" for a fox in the henhouse thing.
If you have any ideas on how I'm supposed to stop her, I'm all ears.
[Clearing his throat.]
[Benny.]
: You could join too.
No, no, no, no.
There has to be another way.
[Girls.]
: Goooo Devils! - [Benny.]
: Cowabunga! - Do not say anything.
You look peppy.
Look, somebody needs to make sure Erica doesn't do any sampling, and I'm the only one who can squeeze into this thing.
Let's see what you've got, girls.
Oh, God bless cheerleaders.
Ugh.
You know, I think Sarah might need some backup.
- I think she'll be fine.
- Watch out! [Laughing.]
Oh, hey, Erica! [Laughing.]
[Snarling.]
Whoa! I just had a vision.
- I know, bud.
Me too.
- No, a real vision.
Erica's out for the head cheerleader's blood.
See, there you go.
And we have to help those poor, hot, innocent cheerleaders.
Did I mention that they're hot? - [Ethan.]
: It couldn't hurt to keep an eye on them.
- Mm-hmm.
[Girl.]
: Get out! [Groaning in pain.]
Or it could hurt a lot She's the girl next door.
Nice but not in a heart that's pure.
She's the girl next door.
Just for me.
What you get is what you see.
No more "Maybe it's Maybelline" She can give you everything you need.
She's the girl next door.
Nice but not in a heart that's pure.
She's the girl next door.
Just for me.
And one, two, three, four.
[Benny.]
: Those girls are never gonna let us in there.
[Ethan.]
: Maybe a spy cam? No, no.
We need to infiltrate— get up close and personal.
And how are we gonna do that? Hey you hear what I say.
I've got your candy Come out and play.
Hey you Do what I say.
You want your candy? Come out and play.
Hey you Hear what I say I've got your candy Come out and play.
Hey hey you.
This is your worst idea yet! This underwear riding up my butt Actually I find them flattering.
I wanted to date a girl in high school; not be one! No one's every gonna buy us as chicks.
Are you kidding? They totally will.
Your hanging a little low on the left Oh, who cares?! This just won't work.
Well, hello there, foxy ladies.
Hi.
Um, I'm Betty and this is Veronica.
Sweet.
So much easier than remembering Angel One and Angel Two.
- I'll see you gals around.
[Ethan.]
: See you.
Bye.
See? Okay, fine.
It's worth a shot.
But it's to save the cheerleaders.
That's my girl! All right! And then after that, we kick.
Okay, everybody got it? Let's try this.
I cannot believe we beat out Never underestimate the power of a good fall-on-your-face spell.
What? You didn't actually think we were better than them? I don't know I just I nailed the Jumping Jacks.
Uh, Betty, Veronica? Would you care to join us? Oh, we care! [Giggling.]
Now, form up, girls.
I want to hear you shout.
[Girls.]
: We're Devil girls and we'll knock you out! [Cheering.]
Okay, now hit the shower, rookies.
Some of you new recruits are rank.
Ouch.
And I thought the Borg queen was crusty.
Benny, I just had another vision.
It was almost like Erica sucked the blood out of everyone.
[Benny.]
: We'd better tell Sarah.
But the girls are headed to the shower.
Lives are at stake here, Ethan! I don't think this can wait.
Do you? That would be irresponsible.
Uh, e excuse me.
I was I just wanted to fix my hair.
- The humidity just makes it— - Please, stop.
Save the act for your idiot friends.
I can't believe you— No, listen, listen.
You can't tell anyone.
It's important.
I just had a terrible vision.
Ditto! I'm gonna have to wash my eyes out with soap.
Look, I can handle Erica.
Go practice your cheers and have a cold shower.
If you insist.
- At home! - [Benny.]
: Oh.
Oh.
I never knew cheer routines could be so tricky.
And I rotating my hips too late before I pop and lock? You know, I didn't want to throw you off, but you have to rotate from the core.
See this? What am I saying? What's up! My main men! Rory You're the mascot? Of course! Best way to hang with all the hot cheerleading chicks.
And there's this one blonde hottie McLovely.
Name's Betty.
So into me! Yeah, I doubt that, dude.
What about Veronica? Well she's okay.
Just okay? Her legs are kinda bandy.
But Betty, I just wanna sink my fangs— Yeah, we get it.
Liver sandwiches? Seriously? That's gross.
I know what I'd like for lunch.
You know, these kids were here first.
Every day, you come in here and they— [Gasping.]
You should be more careful.
Come on, girls.
We've got things to do.
[Snarling.]
Ugh! Hanging out with those girls makes me want to stake myself through the heart.
The star is the most important position for the pep rally tomorrow.
It has to be perfect if we're going to get enough team spirit.
[Taking a deep breath.]
Okay.
I want to hear you shout.
[All.]
: We're forces of nature.
That's what makes the star.
We may look like girls, but that's not all we are! Team spirit, fingers! [Laughing and cheering.]
Way to cheer! Let's hit the mall.
[Sarah sighing.]
I can't believe I signed up for this.
And you guys! Why would you voluntarily? — [Girl.]
: Good practice, girls.
— [Girl.]
: Thanks.
Never mind.
So, where to next? Straight home? No, I think I'm gonna go grab a bite.
We're forces of nature.
That's what makes a star— You know, something about that, I mean, just makes me feel all tingly inside.
It's great.
Sure it's our new cheers and not your new boyfriend? Well, hello there, my Beelzebabe.
[Ethan chuckling.]
Sweetie, stop.
Stop.
You don't remember me, do you? You girls used to trip me, and tease me about how much I ate.
Well, I still have a healthy appetite.
Only a slightly different diet.
[Snarling.]
[Sarah.]
: Erica! [Gasping.]
Benny, are you sure it's the cheers making you tingle? Maybe it was gas.
My tingles are never wrong.
Look.
Forces of nature: earth, air, fire, water.
That's what makes a star Oh, man.
E, this isn't just some chick cheer.
I think this is some kind of incantation.
Forces of nature.
That's what makes a star We may look like girls [Both.]
: But that's not all we are.
Oh, man.
So Stephanie doesn't just act like a witch She is one.
So that vision I had in the gym, it wasn't Erica's; It was Stephanie's.
And tomorrow's rally has nothing to do with team spirit.
She's after the human spirits of the whole school.
Erica's in for a nasty shock.
And so is Sarah.
[Phone chiming.]
She says she's on her way over.
Sarah's bringing Stephanie and the whole squad to see Betty and Veronica.
[Nervous chuckling.]
Pay up.
Ugh! Mom and Dad won't find out about this, right? Not from me, but I'm not so sure about you two.
Ugh Thanks.
[Girls laughing.]
[Girl.]
: Boys are so funny! Oh, there you are! Don't be shy, girls.
Join the fun.
The spirit squad is now in session.
Hi, gals! [Gasping.]
Nice hair! Oh, my gosh.
Cheerleader sleepovers are so fun! And later on, we're going to give each other mani-pedis! - And make sundaes? And do each other's hair? - Benny! Yes! We need sundaes now! Sarah, what are you doing? You know Stephanie's a witch, right? Okay, I know she seems like a witch because she acts like a witch, but she's actually really sweet—you know, as long as you're not ugly.
I think Sarah's under Stephanie's spell.
She's acting like a total girl! Yeah.
You and I, on the other hand, are just Point taken.
- So what do we do now? - [Sarah.]
: I know.
Let's have a pillow fight! [Screaming.]
[Laughing.]
I've been waiting to party it up just right I've been waiting a long long time.
Wasn't there something we were supposed to be doing? Yeah the whole school might die tomorrow if we don't stop the cheerleaders.
[Benny.]
: Tomorrow is hours away.
This is literally the coolest moment of my life.
You thinking what I'm thinking? [Both.]
: Pillow fight! I've been waiting to party it up just right I've been waiting a long long time.
[Snoring.]
Benny.
Benny, wake up.
Oh! What? [Groaning.]
Oh! Dude! You've got stuff all over your face! What the? Dude, your nails are red! Yours are pink! I feel so violated! Those cheerleaders must be stopped.
There's no who knows what they'll paint pink next.
Okay.
Lots of these old spells channel energy with the 5 points of the star— One for each of the elements.
Wait.
Stephanie said she needed five cheerleaders.
She's using our formation to sap human spirits.
Pentagrams are never good.
Let's hope a reversal spell will be enough to block the flow of energy.
[Knocking at door.]
Uh Hehe Uh, come in.
Grandma? What are you doing here? I promised Jane some strength potion, but I wanted to give you these.
- Pompoms? - Protection wands for the big rally today.
You think last night? Don't be fooled, boys.
Not all cheerleaders are bad.
Back in my day, I had the highest kick on the squad.
We had one girl who was desperate to get on the team.
She was consumed with bitterness.
I wonder whatever happened to her.
Well, you boys better get ready for your big day.
Bye, Grandma.
Thank thank you Thanks.
Thanks [Benny sighing.]
- Wow.
- What? Your grandma was hot.
Wh? Are you trying to ruin the word "hot" for me forever? Dude, look at this.
I don't want to know how hot she was, okay? - No, no, the picture below it.
It's - Stephanie?! I don't think Stephanie and your grandma got along very well.
- Why? - She signed your grandma's yearbook, "I'll get you all one day.
P.
S.
Have the worst summer ever".
That symbol I've seen it before in my spell book.
It's a trefoil knot, a symbol meaning immortality.
That might explain why she's still 17.
Okay, I am so loving your hot grandma with her magic pompoms right now.
Dude! Don't talk about my grandma's pompoms like that.
What are you? [Cheering.]
The moment has come.
This is it.
Our finest hour.
No stopping us now.
You can't resist our power.
We're forces of nature.
That's what makes a star.
We may look like girls, but that's not all we are! [Cheering.]
Garna virto immortalis.
Garna virto immortalis.
Give up now 'cause you're gonna be beat.
We are out for power and you're in for defeat! - Now, Benny, now! - Subsistoris o lemi mark now.
[Ethan and Benny.]
: Subsistoris o lemi mark now.
Back off, geeks! I've been waiting and no one is going to stop me now! [Girls.]
Garna virto immortalis.
Garna virto immortalis.
[Ethan and Benny.]
: Subsistoris o lemi mark now.
Garna virto immortalis.
[GirlsGarna virto immortalis.
Garna virto immortalis.
Garna virto immortalis.
Garna virto immortalis.
Ethan, I don't think it's working.
Maybe we're saying it wrong.
Step out of the pentagram.
[Grunting.]
I can't! I'm stuck! Push Grandma's pompoms closer to Sarah.
[Grunting.]
[Stephanie.]
: We join our hands together.
See the perfect shape we make.
Our five-star tradition is impossible to break.
[Grunting.]
[Ethan.]
: Sarah! Sarah! [Gasping.]
What happened? What's going on? Stephanie's a witch.
She's sucking the souls out of the whole student body.
Get back in formation! The cheer must be completed! Here's a new cheer for you! Give me an O! Whoa! — [Benny.]
: Booyah! — [Ethan.]
: Nice! Sweet! It's like an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What? Like anyone is gonna miss her.
She's a total— - She's old! - [Girls.]
: Eww! You! You ruined everything! Poor Stephanie.
I remember how mean folks were to you back then.
[Yelling.]
[Groaning.]
What I forgot was just how much you deserved it.
- Three cheers for Grandma! - Woooo! I am so done with cheerleading.
- [Benny and Sarah.]
: Agreed.
- Smart kids.
All that jumping around is fun, but what you're left with is saggy pompoms.
[Groaning with disgust.]
Thanks.
S tephanie.
What if she put a hex on our sandwiches? Okay, don't worry.
Grandma blocked her powers.
Now she's just a sad old lady in a hairnet.
Who can still spit in your food.
Hey, Rory.
Sorry to hear your girlfriend moved away.
But I did bump into her, and she asked me to give you this.
[Benny's voice.]
: My dearest Rorykins, our time together was short, yet precious, like you.
But somehow I sensed a darkness in you that I could never trust myself to resist.
Be strong, my little devil.
No matter what, we'll always have the gym hallway.
Love, Betty.
Down! Rory! She's the girl next door.
Nice but not in a heart that's pure She's the girl next door.
Just for me.

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