My Dad the Bounty Hunter (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

Pulga

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[electricity crackling]
[KRS] Guys, my wing is killing me.
We gotta land soon.
[groans]
Dad, are you gonna abandon Sean in space?
[Terry] Lisa.
What? I'm kidding.
Accidents happen.
We don't need to keep talking about it.
[Lisa grunting]
And will you stop messing
with that taser blade?
I told you, it's dangerous.
[groans]
KRS, we near any kinda
maintenance station?
Somewhere we can get you fixed?
[KRS] Nope. But there is this, though.
Undesignated Planetoid UP413A,
locally referred to as
[gasps] Pulga!
What's Pulga?
[KRS] It's like a giant scrapyard.
When I was a baby computer,
the older AIs told us
that if we kept misbehaving,
the Pulgans would come
and steal us away in the night,
and we'd be sold for scraps.
That's weird.
All right. If it's a scrap planet,
they'll at least have some ship parts.
Buckle up, guys.
All right. Guys,
we don't got a lot of time.
There's gonna be a lot of stuff
you're gonna wanna touch,
but don't.
[sighing] Okay.
[Terry] We're gonna get
a replacement part and get out.
[camera clicks]
Ready to go, Robo-Sean?
[Sean] Yep.
[unenthusiastically] Beep, bop, boop.
[device beeping]
[mysterious music playing]
Ooh!
Looks like an upgrade for Robo-Sean.
Whoa!
[creature wailing]
[Sean] Wow.
Mmm.
Whoa.
[speaking alien language]
[Sean] Wow. I didn't know
there was a Ga-Hoo 3.
Okay, Sean. Focus.
Huh?
[creature whines, panting]
[Sean gasps] Doggy!
- [creature whining softly]
- [Sean laughing]
[grunts]
A Moog. It has chosen you.
Fortune favors those who are chosen.
[crowd gasping]
Sean? Sean!
Get away from that.
[Sean] But, Dad, the Moog chose me!
Sean, that's ridiculous.
That doesn't mean [exclaims]
- The
- Moog
Chooses.
O-Oh! Yeah! O-Of course.
Let's get moving, Li
Wha Seriously?
I walked away for a second!
Bok-kwah!
Thanks for eating at Ducky Gronko's.
I remember them tasting better than this.
[alien] You.
Yes. You, child.
I sense a great power within you.
[swallows] Really?
Oh, yes. Great power.
But you must use it wisely.
With some training.
See? I knew I had great power.
This just proves that
[Terry] Lisa! Get away from that guy!
But, Dad, he was telling me
- [alien] Yoink!
- Hey!
[alien laughing]
Wow. That's disappointing.
Thought that was gonna be a whole thing.
[Terry] Lisa! What did I just say?
[Lisa] Ugh. This is so embarrassing.
We're not babies!
Babies, I wouldn't have to worry about.
Babies don't stow away on people's ships.
[Sean] Dad, can we get a Moog?
[Lisa sighs]
[Terry] Sean,
I'm not gonna even answer that.
[alien grunts] Give it back!
I got this fair and square!
They're close. They must be here.
I shall use my echolocation
to pinpoint where they are.
I'm literally holding
a tracker in my hand!
We don't need your stupid echolocations.
Hmph. You don't know that.
Can always use a little echolocation.
So this is where Sabo's bounty is?
[Glorlox] Maybe.
Or maybe we just find Sabo
and make him tell us himself.
[tracker beeping]
Hey! Hand on the belt.
- [Lisa] But I got an itch.
- [Sean] I can scratch it.
[Lisa] Ew.
And is that from the wing place?
[Sean] No.
Hmm
Dad, look! I think I see
[Terry] Sean, Daddy needs to concentrate.
Okay. One of these guys should have it.
Huh?
[crowd gasping, cheering]
[Terry] Excuse me. Pardon me.
Pardon me. Excuse me.
- [Sean panting]
- [Lisa] Sean! What are you doing?
[groans]
Hey! What did I say? Hand on the belt.
- Hand on the belt?
- Hand on the belt.
[both] Hmm.
[Lisa panting]
Fresh fish! Yeah? Huh?
[Lisa] Sean! What the heck?
You don't even know where you're go
[Sean] Look!
See? This is the one!
[Lisa] Oh my gosh.
You found it. Great job, Sean.
[Sean] Yeah!
I did it. I did it.
[Lisa] Um, excuse me.
Can we have that part?
One generator coupling coming up.
Four hundred and twenty credits.
[Lisa] Oh.
[both sigh]
[bass-boosted hip-hop music playing]
[speaking alien language]
All right. I'm not gonna lie,
those are pretty dope.
But I'm looking for ship parts.
- ZeezelPop?
- [both] Ooh!
ZeezelPop?
What?
Fine. Get get two. For them.
[both munching]
[Lisa] Um
You wouldn't happen to have,
like, a layaway system or something?
- I don't know what that is.
- [Lisa sighs]
Okay, can you just hold it
till we get back?
It'll take, like, a second.
No can do. Parts like these
are first come, first served.
[both groan]
You, uh
You got an interesting bot there.
Can he fight?
Tell you what.
If your bot can beat mine in a
[spouse] Florie,
you better not be gambling out there!
I am trying to help a customer!
Look here. We got a little operation
we run out back. We call it a Bot Battle.
If you decide to participate,
and your bot beats mine,
I'd be willing
to give you the part free of charge.
But if I win,
I get your bot and sell him for scrap.
What do you say?
[Lisa] A Bot Battle?
Uh I don't know.
[Sean] Yes! [grunts]
I can do it.
Combat was part of my programming.
Come on!
[Lisa sighs]
[Florie clears throat]
[Lisa] Sean, are you sure about this?
[whistle blows]
[Sean] All I gotta do
is beat these teensy little robots,
and then we get our part. Easy.
[Lisa] Well, I guess
All right, folks. Let's give a big hand
to our prelim fighters.
The Baby Bots!
[Sean] Uh Wait. What?
[referee] Aren't they adorable?
And now, for the main event,
coming into the arena, our two fighters.
Robo-Sean
versus Firewalker.
[chanting] Firewalker!
Whoo! Let's go, Firewalker!
Give it to him! All right!
[Lisa] Wait.
What happened to the little guys?
[Sean screams]
Uh Firewalker?
[Lisa yelps]
[Sean whimpering, panting]
Oh no.
Come on, man. I told you.
I need the adjustable model.
[both] Hmm?
Oh, thanks.
- What the
- [both munching]
ZeezelPop?
Sean? Lisa?
Oh no.
[Lisa] Okay.
That thing could actually kill you.
I'm telling them you're out.
[Sean] No, Lisa.
I wanna show Dad that we can do stuff.
That we can help.
I can do this.
[Lisa sighs]
[whistle blows]
Robo-Sean!
Oh yeah! More loot for the Lootbat!
[con artist] You.
Yes. Yes, you.
I sense great power within you.
[gasps] Really? You know,
I always thought there was some
[groans]
Oh. [sighs]
[Sean screaming]
[panting]
Lisa! What do I do? [screams]
[Lisa] Just try to hit him!
[Sean screaming]
That bot looks familiar.
[Sean] Help me! [screams]
[Lisa] Time-out.
I gotta make some adjustments to my bot.
I'll allow it.
[whistle blows]
Oh, so time-outs are a thing now? Great.
[Lisa] Sean, we're done.
This is actually dangerous. Let's just go.
[Sean] No, Lisa. I got this.
We gotta just strategize.
Sean, you can't just
[Sean] No, listen!
It's like in a video game.
We just gotta find its weak point.
There's always some sort of X-point.
Shoot him in the mouth or something?
It doesn't have a mouth, Sean.
All its body parts are just weapons.
[gasps]
[whistle blows]
[Sean screams, panting]
Sean?
What on earth?!
[Sean] Oh yeah!
[Lisa] Whoo! Yeah!
[Sean] Whoo-hoo! I did it. I did it.
- Yeah! [grunts]
- [crowd gasps]
Sean!
Are you okay?
[Sean groaning]
Lisa, you have been kind to me.
Even though I'm not human,
perhaps I die as one.
What?
[Robo-Sean] All these memories
lost like tears in the rain.
[smacks] Sean.
You're fine.
You're not a robot, and you're not dying.
What is going on?
[Sean] Uh
[Florie] Well, you were right.
That is a fighting bot.
[spouse] Florie!
Ah! Dang it.
Wait. You guys got the part?
[Lisa] Yep. Sean actually did it.
Whoo! Yeah! Lootbat just won
a new pair of kicks! [laughs]
You guys should've bet on
"Robo-Sean."
Hah!
- [Lootbat grunts]
- Wait a minute.
[growls]
[gasps]
Sabo!
[Terry] Glorlox?
[Torga grunts]
[Glorlox grunts]
[Terry] Crap.
Sean, Lisa, I want you guys to run.
[Lisa] Mmm Aren't those the guys
from the wing place?
[Bogdog laughs]
[Sean] Doggy!
Guys, focus. You have to get to the ship.
I'll meet you there.
They're only after me.
KRS will know what to do.
- [Lisa] But, Dad, you can't
- Go!
[Lisa] Wait. Hold on.
We can't just leave Dad.
[Sean] But he said
Sean, we just found the part,
won a robot battle, and saved the day,
all on our own.
Yeah. We did.
Are we just gonna run away
and let Dad get his butt whupped?
Let's do it.
[Glorlox's crew laughing]
[Sean] Hey, Bogdog!
Come here, boy. Who's a cutie patootie?
Oh, you're dead. [growls]
[Lisa] Hey, Fruitbat!
It's Lootbat, you worm!
Guys, what are you doing?
[Lisa] We got you, Sabo.
[Sean] We'll meet you back at the ship!
[both panting]
[thrusters whoosh]
[Bogdog grunts]
You idiots!
[Terry panting]
What [stammers] After him!
[hip-hop music playing]
[Terry grunts]
- [Glorlox grunts]
- [creatures wailing]
[device charging up]
[Glorlox groans]
[Terry yelling]
Take his partners. He's mine.
[panting]
[Lisa panting]
- [metal bangs]
- [grunts]
[Pulgan yelps]
[shouting in alien language]
[grunts] Wow, Lisa.
Sometimes you even surprise me.
- [screams]
- [laughs]
[Lisa whimpering]
[music continues]
[Sean panting]
Oh my Hey!
[growls]
- We're having breakfast here! Oh God!
- [growls]
[Sean grunts]
[Bogdog grunts]
[Moog panting]
- [passengers gasping]
- [gasps] Excuse me. Pardon me.
[Glorlox groans]
Faster! Faster!
It's as fast as she'll go.
[Moogs panting]
[Glorlox groans]
- [grunting]
- [passengers yelp]
[roaring]
- [both roaring]
- [blows landing]
[Lootbat laughing]
- [Lisa grunting]
- Hey. What are you [screams]
Oh, that's not good. [screams]
- [Sean panting]
- [Bogdog laughs, panting]
[Sean grunts]
- [yells, thuds]
- [steam hissing]
- [screams]
- [Sean] Sorry, ma'am!
- Get outta my house, you creep!
- [screams] Bogdog's eyes!
[Sean laughing, screams]
- Yeah! I got him!
- [Lootbat screaming]
[both groan]
[Lisa] Come on. Let's get to the ship.
[Terry grunting]
[Glorlox] You've gotten soft, Sabo.
All those Earth years
must've slowed your reflexes.
[both grunting]
Or maybe it's all those burritos
they got down there.
[Terry grunts]
No, it's mostly water weight! [roars]
[both grunting]
[Terry grunts, groans]
[grunts, gasps]
- [device charging up]
- [Glorlox snickers]
[Moog panting]
[Terry yells, groans]
[Glorlox grunting]
Stop this! Whatever it is, or I'll shoot!
[both grunting]
I said stop, you stupid mutt!
[Moog shrieks]
- [both yell, groan]
- [metal crashing]
[Western movie music playing]
[Terry breathing heavily]
All right, Glorlox. You got me.
What do you want?
You mad about getting banned from Bucky
Don't play dumb, Sabo. The bounty.
I know you're after a big skip.
Tell me who it is.
Is he here? Is he on Pulga?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
[scoffs] You really gonna shoot me?
Tell me where he is,
or I swear on the war gods of Lox,
I will shoot you in the street like a
[groans]
He has harmed a Moog!
None shall harm the sacred Moog!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Back up!
Back up! Back up, all of ya!
I-I will use this.
I see a butt-kicking
in your future. [laughs]
Wha I'm not kidding.
- [Pulgans grunting]
- No. No, no. No, no!
No! [screaming]
- [metal rattling]
- Whoa. That ain't good.
[Pulgans grunting]
- [welder sizzling]
- [KRS] Oh, that feels so much better.
Bless you, Terry.
So, you used the taser blade on Lootbat?
Yeah. I mean, I kinda snatched it earlier
when you weren't looking.
I thought I told you
not to touch that stuff.
Uh Yeah.
Guess they didn't know
who they were messing with.
[uplifting music playing]
[Sean laughing]
Hey. What's that?
Uh I-I-I found it on the ship?
Ah. So that's how he found us.
Oh. I just saw it and thought
I'm sorry.
Hold up.
If you hadn't taken it off the ship,
he'd have been here waiting for us.
Good eye.
- [tracker shattering]
- [electronic screeching]
[KRS] Mmm! Look at this beautiful family.
Everyone working together,
crushing their enemies.
[laughs] It's like a postcard.
We really need to change that voice back.
[KRS] You better not.
- I like it.
- Me too!
[sighs]
Next stop, Chillion.
[techno music playing]
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