My Dad the Bounty Hunter (2023) s01e05 Episode Script
Chillion-5
1
Who am I?
I'm Lisa Hendrix.
And I'm taking you down.
Sean! What did you do?!
Uh
Um, he disabled
the ship's artificial gravity.
Oh. I didn't even know I could do that.
Sean!
All right. Sorry, sorry!
I was just trying to fix KRS's voice.
Whoa, wait.
Crisis averted.
Sean!
Dad! Why are you all wet?
Yeah.
Did you get into a fight with the shower?
It was not the shower.
Oh.
Ew!
That's nasty, Terry.
Oh, y'all are real funny, huh?
I'll take your laughter as a sign
that you don't wanna be
my extra pair of eyes on Chillion, then.
Wait.
Pair of eyes? Like
We get to help?
We get to be bounty hunters?
Eh, more like bounty hunter interns.
But if you guys are good, who knows?
Maybe I'll even let you hold
one of my blasters.
- Really?
- No.
Come on, Dad!
All right. Now, check this out.
This is the fugitive we're after.
Mmm. Still love that jacket.
- What's up?
- Hmm? Oh. Nothing.
It's just I'm pretty sure
I've seen her before.
You've seen her?
Yeah. Back at the Warpies.
She didn't seem like a criminal.
Listen, even criminals can appear
to be nice. But trust me, she isn't.
She's dangerous.
If either of you see her,
tell me immediately.
Don't approach her. Don't talk to her.
Got it?
All right, y'all. Buckle up.
We're landing. Chillion-5!
All right, guys. It's go time.
Bye, KRS!
- Sorry.
- Sean!
And bring me back some Chilla dogs!
So, what kind of place is Chillion?
Oh, it's a place
that's gonna keep you on your toes.
- It's
- We know, Dad.
Very danger
The happiest place in the galaxy.
Whoa!
Happens to be run by the company
your old man works for, so behave.
No, seriously. Be on your best behavior.
- Yeah!
- All right!
A theme park?
Why would Vax come here?
Who knows. She might've come here
to lay low. She might have a contact here.
I've hunted weirder criminals
who've done weirder things.
If I were hiding from the law,
I'd hide out at Splashtown.
It's almost as big as this place.
You know, we could be looking
for Vax for a while.
Might as well have some fun
while we're here.
Oh. Before I forget
Happy birthday, son.
Thanks, Dad.
Okay. Here's the plan, birthday boy.
We're gonna start
at the Lazy Chilla Lagoon,
then from there,
we'll hit up the Chillion Game Alley,
the Chilla Wildlife Show,
then wrap back around and get some grub.
Sound good?
Yeah! Chilla World!
Not bad, old man.
- Uh, excuse you?
- Nothing.
Wait up, Sean!
Don't touch that!
Fun ride!
Uh, looks like a baby ride.
Dad! Can we, please?
Vax.
Hey! Get your own food.
Oh. Uh My bad.
Thought you were somebody else.
Way to go, Dad.
Hey. You miss every shot you don't take.
Have fun.
Whoo-hoo!
This is so freaking baby.
Why are you torturing me?!
- Again!
- No.
Hey, little lady. Wanna try your hand
at the Octoclop Shooting Gallery?
Ooh!
Now, this, I like.
Go Lisa!
Well, looks like
we got ourselves a natural.
You gonna test your skills, Dad?
What? Nah. I think I'm good.
Come on, pops. You gonna
let your kid show you up like that?
Watch and learn.
Don't feel bad.
Took me years to get that good.
Ooh! Sorry, pops. Better luck next time.
What? How?!
You weren't supposed
to hit the Chillas, Dad.
Only the bad aliens.
Psh. These games are rigged anyway.
Look! The Chilla Wildlife Show
is about to start!
Come on, come on, come on!
They're so cute!
Cuter than Bogdog?
Don't be silly, Lisa.
Nothing's cuter than Bogdog.
Species from every galaxy,
welcome to the Chilla Theater.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Whoo!
- Whoo! Yeah!
Here, we have the cutest creatures
on Chillion. The Chillas!
These little guys
aren't the smartest or the strongest.
In fact, if it weren't for us,
these poor guys would be extinct.
Aw!
Aw!
Fortunately,
the Chillas aren't completely useless.
Something these little creatures do have
is the ability to entertain!
Y'all ready for this? ♪
Yeah! ♪
Yeah! ♪
Yeah! ♪
I want one!
Man! Your mom's phone
stay charged, don't it?
Tess! Hey! How are the kids?
Um, I mean, you're probably wondering
how are the kids, right?
Yeah. That's why I'm calling.
Nothing to worry about. The kids
and I are just enjoying Splashtown.
Hi, Mom!
My babies!
Aw! Look at those smiles.
Looks like you guys
are having a good time.
Yeah.
- We are.
- More than good.
Aw! My little birthday boy.
Not so little anymore.
Dad let me get
on one of the big-kid rides.
And I even got this cool pin.
Aw, sweetie, well, that's just
Hey, is is that a panda behind you?
I I didn't know
they had those at Splashtown.
What?
Oh! Uh, yep. Uh, Panda!
It's a, uh new exhibit.
Wow. I can't wait to see them
the next time I take the kids.
Uh, it's more
of a limited-time-only thing.
Huh.
Well, guess I'll let you guys go have fun.
Let me talk to Dad for a second, okay?
'Kay, Mom.
Okay. It sounds like
things are better over there.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know, I guess
she's finally coming around.
All right, then. Well, uh,
guess I'll see you when you're back.
Yeah. See you soon.
Hey. Wait, wait, wait. Terry, real quick.
Are there two moons above you?
Oh! Kids are calling me. Gotta go. Bye!
We have to find Vax, and fast.
Does that mean
we don't have time to pet this little guy?
Can we keep him?
He's not a pet, Sean.
He's endangered.
So? People have parrots.
Hey, buddy. Hmm.
"Chakalau."
He likes you.
He's probably got a cookie
in his pocket or something.
I hear you over there
hating, Lisa. Don't be mad.
Hey, little guy. You want this, huh?
Cute little
Evil rat! Hey, get back here!
Lisa!
Sorry.
- Get back here!
- Whoa! Whoa!
Aw!
He went into that door!
Sean, wait!
It says employees only.
Aren't you an employee?
Uh, yep. Yeah. Yeah.
Dad? What is this place?
I'm not sure.
God, that little gerbil
punches like a grown man.
But it's owned by your bosses, isn't it?
Listen, all I know
is when I catch that thing
Hey!
There he is!
Chakalau!
Shh.
Hey!
Uh, caught another one trying
to escape. Bringing him back right now.
Hey, where are you guys going?
How many times do I have
to tell you to stop running o Oh!
Oh, man.
All right. Back to work.
Faster!
No breaks. Move!
Dad, this is super messed up.
Well, we don't know that.
Maybe that's just how they
What did I just tell you?
Okay. That's pretty bad.
Hmm. That didn't seem very
"happiest place in the galaxy" to me.
I liked this place more back
when Dad get knocked out by the Chilla.
Is this all just a cover for that?
That's, uh
It's not great. But
Not great?
Dad, those creatures are prisoners.
Eh, I mean, we don't know for sure
what the Conglomerate is doing with them.
For all we know, those could be
tickle collars.
Dad, this is serious.
Isn't there anything we can do?
Yeah. We can try to free them!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen.
I know that what we saw
down there was terrible,
and this isn't what you wanna hear,
but that's not what we came here to do.
Our mission is to catch Vax and get paid
so we can get you guys back home.
But, Dad!
Lisa. It's not our business.
The Chillas will be fine
without us. Trust me.
Come on. Let's get you cleaned up
before that stain melts through.
Wh Why would it melt through?
You don't wanna know.
Stay here until we get back.
No wandering off on your own.
Hey!
Where do you think you're going?
There is a line.
You gotta be kidding me.
Psh.
Dad! It's
What are you up to?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What? Where is she?
You'll be free soon, friends.
Stay strong.
Dad!
Don't tell me
you have to go to the bathroom.
No. I saw Vax.
Wait. Really? Where is she?
We can grab her right now.
Dad. No! She's a good guy.
She was giving food to the Chillas.
She was talking about freeing them.
What?
- I followed her, and
- You followed her?
I told you she's dangerous!
Dad, I know, but just listen to me!
She's not a bad guy. She
That is not for you to decide.
Dad, please, you can't turn her in.
You don't even know
what your bosses want with her,
or what they'll do to the Chillas
if she doesn't save them.
Lisa, this isn't up for debate.
She's a fugitive,
and I'm here to capture her.
Vax, and the Chillas,
or whatever else, aren't my concern.
You two are.
How can you say that?
Mom always says you're supposed
to do the right thing no matter what.
Isn't this the right thing, Dad?
I'm not gonna ask you again, Lisa.
Tell me where you saw her.
She was near the Octoclops.
Are you coming?
No. Since you don't care
that you play on the bad guys' team,
I'm going back to the ship.
You know what?
Fine. Go back to the ship.
Hey, Lisa. Got my Chilla dogs?
Lisa, honey, what are you doing?
Your father's not gonna like this.
I don't care.
Where'd you go?
Why are you following me?
I want to help.
Who am I?
I'm Lisa Hendrix.
And I'm taking you down.
Sean! What did you do?!
Uh
Um, he disabled
the ship's artificial gravity.
Oh. I didn't even know I could do that.
Sean!
All right. Sorry, sorry!
I was just trying to fix KRS's voice.
Whoa, wait.
Crisis averted.
Sean!
Dad! Why are you all wet?
Yeah.
Did you get into a fight with the shower?
It was not the shower.
Oh.
Ew!
That's nasty, Terry.
Oh, y'all are real funny, huh?
I'll take your laughter as a sign
that you don't wanna be
my extra pair of eyes on Chillion, then.
Wait.
Pair of eyes? Like
We get to help?
We get to be bounty hunters?
Eh, more like bounty hunter interns.
But if you guys are good, who knows?
Maybe I'll even let you hold
one of my blasters.
- Really?
- No.
Come on, Dad!
All right. Now, check this out.
This is the fugitive we're after.
Mmm. Still love that jacket.
- What's up?
- Hmm? Oh. Nothing.
It's just I'm pretty sure
I've seen her before.
You've seen her?
Yeah. Back at the Warpies.
She didn't seem like a criminal.
Listen, even criminals can appear
to be nice. But trust me, she isn't.
She's dangerous.
If either of you see her,
tell me immediately.
Don't approach her. Don't talk to her.
Got it?
All right, y'all. Buckle up.
We're landing. Chillion-5!
All right, guys. It's go time.
Bye, KRS!
- Sorry.
- Sean!
And bring me back some Chilla dogs!
So, what kind of place is Chillion?
Oh, it's a place
that's gonna keep you on your toes.
- It's
- We know, Dad.
Very danger
The happiest place in the galaxy.
Whoa!
Happens to be run by the company
your old man works for, so behave.
No, seriously. Be on your best behavior.
- Yeah!
- All right!
A theme park?
Why would Vax come here?
Who knows. She might've come here
to lay low. She might have a contact here.
I've hunted weirder criminals
who've done weirder things.
If I were hiding from the law,
I'd hide out at Splashtown.
It's almost as big as this place.
You know, we could be looking
for Vax for a while.
Might as well have some fun
while we're here.
Oh. Before I forget
Happy birthday, son.
Thanks, Dad.
Okay. Here's the plan, birthday boy.
We're gonna start
at the Lazy Chilla Lagoon,
then from there,
we'll hit up the Chillion Game Alley,
the Chilla Wildlife Show,
then wrap back around and get some grub.
Sound good?
Yeah! Chilla World!
Not bad, old man.
- Uh, excuse you?
- Nothing.
Wait up, Sean!
Don't touch that!
Fun ride!
Uh, looks like a baby ride.
Dad! Can we, please?
Vax.
Hey! Get your own food.
Oh. Uh My bad.
Thought you were somebody else.
Way to go, Dad.
Hey. You miss every shot you don't take.
Have fun.
Whoo-hoo!
This is so freaking baby.
Why are you torturing me?!
- Again!
- No.
Hey, little lady. Wanna try your hand
at the Octoclop Shooting Gallery?
Ooh!
Now, this, I like.
Go Lisa!
Well, looks like
we got ourselves a natural.
You gonna test your skills, Dad?
What? Nah. I think I'm good.
Come on, pops. You gonna
let your kid show you up like that?
Watch and learn.
Don't feel bad.
Took me years to get that good.
Ooh! Sorry, pops. Better luck next time.
What? How?!
You weren't supposed
to hit the Chillas, Dad.
Only the bad aliens.
Psh. These games are rigged anyway.
Look! The Chilla Wildlife Show
is about to start!
Come on, come on, come on!
They're so cute!
Cuter than Bogdog?
Don't be silly, Lisa.
Nothing's cuter than Bogdog.
Species from every galaxy,
welcome to the Chilla Theater.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Whoo!
- Whoo! Yeah!
Here, we have the cutest creatures
on Chillion. The Chillas!
These little guys
aren't the smartest or the strongest.
In fact, if it weren't for us,
these poor guys would be extinct.
Aw!
Aw!
Fortunately,
the Chillas aren't completely useless.
Something these little creatures do have
is the ability to entertain!
Y'all ready for this? ♪
Yeah! ♪
Yeah! ♪
Yeah! ♪
I want one!
Man! Your mom's phone
stay charged, don't it?
Tess! Hey! How are the kids?
Um, I mean, you're probably wondering
how are the kids, right?
Yeah. That's why I'm calling.
Nothing to worry about. The kids
and I are just enjoying Splashtown.
Hi, Mom!
My babies!
Aw! Look at those smiles.
Looks like you guys
are having a good time.
Yeah.
- We are.
- More than good.
Aw! My little birthday boy.
Not so little anymore.
Dad let me get
on one of the big-kid rides.
And I even got this cool pin.
Aw, sweetie, well, that's just
Hey, is is that a panda behind you?
I I didn't know
they had those at Splashtown.
What?
Oh! Uh, yep. Uh, Panda!
It's a, uh new exhibit.
Wow. I can't wait to see them
the next time I take the kids.
Uh, it's more
of a limited-time-only thing.
Huh.
Well, guess I'll let you guys go have fun.
Let me talk to Dad for a second, okay?
'Kay, Mom.
Okay. It sounds like
things are better over there.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know, I guess
she's finally coming around.
All right, then. Well, uh,
guess I'll see you when you're back.
Yeah. See you soon.
Hey. Wait, wait, wait. Terry, real quick.
Are there two moons above you?
Oh! Kids are calling me. Gotta go. Bye!
We have to find Vax, and fast.
Does that mean
we don't have time to pet this little guy?
Can we keep him?
He's not a pet, Sean.
He's endangered.
So? People have parrots.
Hey, buddy. Hmm.
"Chakalau."
He likes you.
He's probably got a cookie
in his pocket or something.
I hear you over there
hating, Lisa. Don't be mad.
Hey, little guy. You want this, huh?
Cute little
Evil rat! Hey, get back here!
Lisa!
Sorry.
- Get back here!
- Whoa! Whoa!
Aw!
He went into that door!
Sean, wait!
It says employees only.
Aren't you an employee?
Uh, yep. Yeah. Yeah.
Dad? What is this place?
I'm not sure.
God, that little gerbil
punches like a grown man.
But it's owned by your bosses, isn't it?
Listen, all I know
is when I catch that thing
Hey!
There he is!
Chakalau!
Shh.
Hey!
Uh, caught another one trying
to escape. Bringing him back right now.
Hey, where are you guys going?
How many times do I have
to tell you to stop running o Oh!
Oh, man.
All right. Back to work.
Faster!
No breaks. Move!
Dad, this is super messed up.
Well, we don't know that.
Maybe that's just how they
What did I just tell you?
Okay. That's pretty bad.
Hmm. That didn't seem very
"happiest place in the galaxy" to me.
I liked this place more back
when Dad get knocked out by the Chilla.
Is this all just a cover for that?
That's, uh
It's not great. But
Not great?
Dad, those creatures are prisoners.
Eh, I mean, we don't know for sure
what the Conglomerate is doing with them.
For all we know, those could be
tickle collars.
Dad, this is serious.
Isn't there anything we can do?
Yeah. We can try to free them!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen.
I know that what we saw
down there was terrible,
and this isn't what you wanna hear,
but that's not what we came here to do.
Our mission is to catch Vax and get paid
so we can get you guys back home.
But, Dad!
Lisa. It's not our business.
The Chillas will be fine
without us. Trust me.
Come on. Let's get you cleaned up
before that stain melts through.
Wh Why would it melt through?
You don't wanna know.
Stay here until we get back.
No wandering off on your own.
Hey!
Where do you think you're going?
There is a line.
You gotta be kidding me.
Psh.
Dad! It's
What are you up to?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What? Where is she?
You'll be free soon, friends.
Stay strong.
Dad!
Don't tell me
you have to go to the bathroom.
No. I saw Vax.
Wait. Really? Where is she?
We can grab her right now.
Dad. No! She's a good guy.
She was giving food to the Chillas.
She was talking about freeing them.
What?
- I followed her, and
- You followed her?
I told you she's dangerous!
Dad, I know, but just listen to me!
She's not a bad guy. She
That is not for you to decide.
Dad, please, you can't turn her in.
You don't even know
what your bosses want with her,
or what they'll do to the Chillas
if she doesn't save them.
Lisa, this isn't up for debate.
She's a fugitive,
and I'm here to capture her.
Vax, and the Chillas,
or whatever else, aren't my concern.
You two are.
How can you say that?
Mom always says you're supposed
to do the right thing no matter what.
Isn't this the right thing, Dad?
I'm not gonna ask you again, Lisa.
Tell me where you saw her.
She was near the Octoclops.
Are you coming?
No. Since you don't care
that you play on the bad guys' team,
I'm going back to the ship.
You know what?
Fine. Go back to the ship.
Hey, Lisa. Got my Chilla dogs?
Lisa, honey, what are you doing?
Your father's not gonna like this.
I don't care.
Where'd you go?
Why are you following me?
I want to help.