Ninja Sentai Kakuranger (1994) s01e03 Episode Script

American Ninja

Ninja Squad
Producers:
Kaji Atsushi (TV Asahi)
Yoshikawa Susumu (Toei)
Suzuki Takeyuki (Toei Agency)
Created by: Yatsude Saburo
Episode Writer: Sugimura Noboru
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Episode Writer: Sugimura Noboru
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Music: Kawamura Eiji
Heading for the bridge under the floodlights
Music: Kawamura Eiji
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
Music: Kawamura Eiji
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
NinjaRed/Sasuke: Ogawa Teruaki
On a diamond adventure to another dimension
There's a mystery to be solved between these two
NinjaRed/Sasuke: Ogawa Teruaki
There's a mystery to be solved between these two
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
NinjaWhite/Tsuruhime: Hirose Satomi
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
Can you put it together, Secret Kakuranger?
In the sunset light, my girl and I were in the mood
NinjaBlue/Saizou: Tsuchida Hiroshi
In the sunset light, my girl and I were in the mood
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
NinjaBlue/Saizou: Tsuchida Hiroshi
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
NinjaYellow/Seikai: Kawai Shuu
When suddenly, a figure flashed past!
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
NinjaYellow/Seikai: Kawai Shuu
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
NinjaBlack/Jiraiya: Kane Kosugi
We watched on in shock as he cut in between us
Then vanished into a black hole!
NinjaBlack/Jiraiya: Kane Kosugi
Then vanished into a black hole!
Momochi Sandayuu: Sakamoto Akira
Then vanished into a black hole!
Then vanished into a black hole!
Driver: Don Kantaro
Policeman: Awazu Gou
Then vanished into a black hole!
Driver: Don Kantaro
Policeman: Awazu Gou
What in the, in the world was that?
Mother: Yashinada Reiko
Child: Kimura Hayato
Drunk: Kumagai Junji
Male Customer: Kokubo Youmei
What in the, in the world was that?
What in the, in the world was that?
Kakuranger's Ancestors:
Kakuranger's Ancestors:
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Kakuranger's Ancestors:
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Japan Action Club:
A ninja, ninja, ninja!
Japan Action Club:
Japan Action Club:
Kakuranger, ninja ninja
Japan Action Club:
Kakuranger, ninja ninja
Action Director: Takeda Michihiro
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Action Director: Takeda Michihiro
Episode Director: Sakamoto Taro
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger!
Here we go!
It's what you've alllll been waiting for: a new episode of Kakuranger!
Having obtained his makimono scroll,
Sasuke learned a new ninpo ability, and transformed into Red Simiadar!
Look at that!
Then he made kappa and the rokurokubi go boom!
What a ripoff. How come only you get a new ninpo ability?
You think we got some makimono lyin' around somewhere, too?
Naw.
Pretty sure I'm special.
Ugh!
Can I offer you a delicious crepe?
Sasuke! Saizou! Get up here and help us!
Pass, thanks!
We take out yokai, that's our job.
Sellin' crepes ain't in the job description.
Yeah!
Oh, really?
Fine, do what you want.
Thank you.
But fighting yokai doesn't pay the bills, you know!
Seikai!
Let's use the money we earn today
and buy a nice steak dinner!
Hey, great idea!
and buy a nice steak dinner!
Hey, great idea!
Steak!
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh, welcome, customers!
Welcome!
Right this way!
Welcome!
Goodness!
Right this way!
Goodness!
Those four really don't get along, do they?
Now, then! It's time to introduce this week's yokai.
A lot of yokai out there are scary, strong, and totally nasty!
but some of them are more like this.
OW OW OW OW OW!
You incompetent fool! I told you to take a right back there!
How stupid can you be
I'm sorry!
Ow ow ow ow!
Stop that, dear.
Ow ow ow ow!
Stop that, dear.
You don't know where he's been.
That's a good boy.
My co-workers wouldn't let me stop drinking
Sir, are are you alright?
Stop it!
Gonna puke
Stop it!
Please don't throw up in my car!
What have I done to deserve this? Is it just because I drive a taxi?
That fare's going up faster than it should!
Hey I think your meter's broken!
Stop it! Stop that!
I'll stop!
I'll stop!!
I'm not paying that fare!
Your cab's a big ripoff!
That's going too far! You'll pay for that! YOU'LL PAY!
Oboroguruma
It's time for a little hit-and-run!
Oboroguruma
It's time for a little hit-and-run!
Get back here, you!!
Help!
Take this!
This yokai is known as Oboroguruma.
He's a vehicle yokai that once ferried people through hell.
Nowadays, it's more like a delivery truck that carries only misfortune!
What's with him?!
Hey, are you okay?
Get back here! Get back here, you!
Sasuke! Saizou! Seikai!
The heck are these?
Shark Bleeder
The heck are these?
Shark Bleeder!
Shark Bleeder
Shark Launcher
Shark Bleeder!
Shark Launcher!
Shark Launcher
Shark Slider
Shark Launcher!
Shark Slider!
Shark Slider
I summoned them with ninpo!
Shark Slider
I summoned them with ninpo!
Right! Super Henge!
Doron Changer!
Heave-ho!
Let's roll!
You'll never catch me!
Oboro ninpo! Honk Honk Fart Fart!
It stinks!
That's low, man!
You jerk!
Kakulaser!
Say your prayers, man!
You did it!
American Ninja
American Ninja
American Ninja
American Ninja
Who the hell are you?!
What do you think you're doing?!
Red Slicer!
Now! Run!
- Wait!
- Get back here!
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
You punk!
See you again.
Huh?! THAT'S the fifth member of our team?
His name's Jiraiya.
Jiraiya?
Lookin' like we've got Kakuranger all together, eh?
Hey, back up a second here!
If he's with us, why the hell'd he get in a way?
Tsuruhime. These crepes need a wee bit more sweetness.
Their clan's ancestors long ago moved to America, so goes the tale.
And that's the last we heard of them.
Who knows what's goin' through that mind of his?
This is nuts!
There's no way I'm trusting that crazy guy.
Americans are all jerks, anyway.
Here you go! Enjoy!
I can't thank you enough.
If you hadn't helped me out of that jam, I might be dead right now!
Humans really can be cruel, can't they.
Manners are important, even when you're in a taxi!
We yokai would never act that way to others.
But why did you save me?
You're human, aren't you? I thought humans hated yokai.
I know the way you feel.
They shouldn't treat you like that.
Oh, I hear you! Kindness is the universal language!
I thought humans like you were a thing of the past
I'm so happy so happy
That little creep! All eatin' oden, makin' buddies with a yokai!
Plus, it looks tasty!
I know!
Would you like to meet our boss, buddy?
He's Azukiarai, the boss of all the yokai in this area!
Azukiarai?
C'mon, buddy! Let's strike while the iron is hot!
Hey mister! Thanks for the food!
Let's move, quick!
Seikai!
Hey, are you okay?
This way!
Hey! How ya doin'?
Oh wow! It's been forever!
The boss says, now's the time to really stick it to the human menace.
I think he's totally right!
We're gonna do all kinds of nasty things and show those humans who's boss!
Having you on our side will be the cherry on top!
Right?
So pretty!
Look at her! Isn't she pretty?
You go on alone from here on out!
Boss Azukiarai hardly ever shows in front of people.
Just do your best to make him like you!
Oh my god!
A letter?
It was inside the egg. Like I can freakin' read English, though.
I will bring back the four scrolls
He's going to get hold of the last of the four makimono
then join up with Kakuranger.
He says "wait for my return. Jiraiya."
Huh? So the rest of us DO have makimono, not just Sasuke?
But what do we do? How do we get them?
I've been hoping you'd come, Jiraiya.
Shoki!
Azukiarai
I knew you were leaving America to come after me.
The American yokai keep me well informed through the yokai network.
Shoki shoki!
You probably think I'm in possession of Kakuranger's four makimono.
And you're correct!
Four hundred years ago, I stole the makimono and hid them away.
The Jiraiya clan has been traveling the world searching for them ever since.
And at last you realized that I had them, eh?
Gimme the scrolls, you fool! It belongs to us!
You can't do anything with it!
That's enough of that.
I respect the guile it took to befriend Oboroguruma and make it this far
So I'll show you where the makimono are.
The makimono are there!
Makimono
Unfortunately, you're going to die without ever getting your hands on them!
Shoki, shoki, shoki!
Your friends aren't coming for you!
Shoki!
You big jerk!
You stupid cowboy! I really trusted you, and you tricked me!
You'll pay for that!
Take heart, descendant mine!
Jiraiya, you fool! There was a reason I told you that Azukiarai had the makimono!
I told you to work with your team to get them back!
How could you take off without them?
Pathetic indeed.
Were you truly so desperate to impress your team?
Help me! Help me!
Oh, what's this "help me" nonsense?
Very well. We'll save you, but only once.
The Blade, Kakuremaru!
Look! The Blade, Kakuremaru!
Jiraiya!
Oh, wonderful!
You're finished!
Super Henge!
Doron Changer!
Super Henge!
Doron Changer!
We got a whole team, now!
Curse you all!
Ninja Red!
Sasuke!
Ninja White!
Tsuruhime!
Ninja Yellow!
Seikai!
Ninja Blue!
Saizou!
Ninja Black!
Jiraiya!
Striking down evil, hidden from the eyes of men!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger stands before you!
Here we go, at last!
With all of them together, Kakuranger is now complete!
Don't try to show off to me, you jerks!
Humanity's going to pay for how it's treated me all these years!
Stop it!
Kakure Style
Art of the Giant Beast, Juushou!
Red Simiadar!
What do we do?!
He's going to kill so many people!
Everyone! Everyone, the scrolls are over there!
What are you even saying!
Speak Japanese already!
Look over there! Over there!
There! There!
Look over there! Over there!
Look over there! Over there!
The makimono!
Hey, those are our makimono?
But how are we gonna get down there?
It's an inferno!
Jiraiya!
Since this is all your fault, you get them!
Oh no! I am bad at the heat!
Oh, so you do speak Japanese! Get goin', buddy!
Bow!
You ain't goin' nowhere!
Ninpo! Exhaust Bullets!
Help me! Help me!
Right!
Kakulaser!
Right!
Let's go!
Kakure Style! Art of the Giant Beast, Juushou!
White Craan!
White Craan
Yellow Ursado!
Yellow Ursado
Blue Lugan!
Blue Lugan
Black Ranna!
Black Ranna
Listen up, Oboroguruma! No more hurting humans for you!
Shaddap!
I'll flatten all five of you at once!
Let's go!
Giant Beast Juushou, Art of the Combination!
Ninpo! Void Hurricane!
They got me!
How could I let humans get me this way? I can't stand it!
Okay, Here you go. Is everything okay?
Okay!
You look so pretty today.
Thank you!
Oh no, it's okay.
Look at that guy, tryin' to act all cool.
Help me! Help me!
Like he didn't just make a big idiot of himself.
"Help me" means "help me" in Japanese, right?
Help me!
What? I helped you guys!
As you can see, they've all safely learned their new ninpo skill. However
Azukiarai is still out there! Watch out for Azukiarai!
What's going to happen in our next episode?!
It's W-A-C
Wait and see!
Ba-boom!
To be continued
Ninja Squad
Shuri-shuri Shuriken
Dance! Dance!
Doro-doro Dororon
Bishi-bishi Makibishi
Dance! Dance!
Flying high above the megalopolis
This skyline is like our own backyard
(Don't you want to see our latest moves?)
Shuri-shuri Shuriken! Bishi-bishi Makibishi!
Check out these acrobatic skills!
The demons and the dororon can't take their eyes away!
The ninja big city kids!
Doro-doro Dororon
Shuri-shuri Shuriken
Dance! Dance!
Doro-doro Dororon
Bishi-bishi Makibishi
Dance! Dance!
Big city kids!
The police, possessed by Azukiarai,
have captured Seikai, Saizou, Jiraiya, and even Tsuruhime! It's bad news, folks!
Can Sasuke lead his four allies to safety?
Ninja Squad Kakuranger:
The Yokai Policeman!
Ninja Squad Kakuranger:
The Yokai Policeman!
The Yokai Policeman!
The Yokai Policeman!
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