Party of Five s04e06 Episode Script

Look, mommy! Oh, Bailey, will you swing me? Put it up just for the natmeister.
Ok, there's got to be another shoe, size 13.
Going to drop it right on my head.
What? I found it in the basement.
Higher, Bailey.
Hey, nat, why don't you tell Bailey what you get to do tomorrow night? Sleep over at Madeline's house.
So mommy can cook dinner for you.
Really? Nat! Is that the part I wasn't supposed to say? Yep.
But, hey, it's ok.
It's ok, sweetie.
Um, I was going to Uh, if you're free? Are you Are you asking me out? Tomorrow? You wanna? Tomorrow.
Yeah, i I wanna.
Higher, Bailey, higher.
"Bicentennial surf and turf special for 2 only 17.
76.
" Save or toss? Got to be brutal.
One for the scrapbook, the rest to the recycler.
Funny how things work out.
I mean, my grandparents actually brought me here when I was a kid.
And now, here we are.
Small world, huh? Oh, yeah.
You know, I probably even saw you.
Isn't that weird to think about, that whole ships in the night thing? How 2 people who have never met, but are destined to meet, might've almost met several times.
And then, well, one thing leads to another.
And all of a sudden They're locked in a storeroom? You mean we're trapped? The workers will let us out.
Wait.
Wait just a second.
What if we were trapped? But we're Trapped.
Definitely trapped.
Great, but, um, what about, you know.
'Cause I don't actually carry one in my wallet.
I do.
Since our third date.
Well, shoot me, I'm an optimist.
Everybody wants to live like they wanna live and everybody wants to love Like they wanna love everybody wants to be closer to free closer to free Ok, i i think I have an answer.
Was there a question? Well, to what we were talking about yesterday.
Duh.
About to kill a mockingbird.
So anyway, I reread it last night and Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
You reread the whole thing last night? Ok, I skimmed.
Anyway You know what? Before you get me all interested, I can't do this today.
But we do this every day.
I know.
But my dad sat me down last night, and he said that I had to get a job, so A job? Yeah.
I have an interview at the shoe shack.
Wait a minute.
Does that mean you're going to be, like, working every day after school? Pretty much.
So, I mean, maybe we can e-mail or something.
Ciao.
Ciao.
What is this stuff? Sushi.
The chef calls it ishy mishy.
I call it gross.
Since when are we Japanese? Charlie: It's one appetizer.
I got to try some new things for the reopening.
I don't know, I kind of like it.
You guys just don't appreciate real gourmet cooking, you know that? I'd appreciate it more if it was actually cooked.
Hey, Charlie, you're probably going to be hiring some busboys or dishwashers when you open, right? Not really.
It's covered.
Hey, don't eat all the ishy mishy.
Try the, uh, the California rolls.
Sorry, I don't do seaweed.
You've got rice in your hair.
I do? Mm-hmm.
That's weird.
Hey, Charlie, this reopening thing.
Is that just for family or can we invite somebody? What, you have to ask to bring Sarah? Hey, who ate all the sauce? Oh, I'm sorry.
It was good.
Bailey: Actually, um, I was going to As I was saying, are you sure you're not going to be hiring any part-timers? You looking for a job, claud? For a friend.
I was going to tell you guys Griffin's clean up guy just quit.
You can use someone, right, Griffin? I guess so.
Really? 'Cause you could hire this guy, Griffin.
His name's Reed isley, and he's smart and cute.
Well, not that cute would be any reason to hire him, but Julia: Cute? Reed isley? He's a senior.
He's, like, some big, dumb jock.
He's not dumb.
You have a crush on Reed isley? No.
No.
He's just a friend.
Julia: Uh-huh.
Save some for somebody else.
Want some more of this? Julia: He does not hate you.
Are you kidding? The guy's said 5 words to me the whole time I've known him.
And he makes me sit at the kids table.
He didn't make you.
"You're sitting here, Griffin.
" That's what he said.
We're married, for god sake.
He lets his girlfriend sit at the booth.
You want to sit at the booth? Next time, we'll trade.
You can sit at the booth.
That is not the point, all right? Unless he's yelling at me for eating too much food, the guy acts like I'm not even around.
He hates the fact that we're married.
What? That's not Griffin, Charlie just has a lot going on right now, that's all.
He's got Claudia, he's got Owen, and the restaurant.
And us, jule.
He's also got us.
We're part of this family, too.
You know what's really sad? Besides basically everything, you mean? It's just it's sad that the two of you haven't gotten to know each other.
Because you're actually a lot alike.
You know, he likes sports.
You like sports.
He likes music.
You love music.
You guys have a lot in common.
You do.
Charlie: The guy's a loser.
Charlie.
Ok, ok, it's not that he's a loser.
It's just That he married your sister? Well, yeah.
I think that's this huge mistake, so Why? They seem like a cute couple.
Uh-uh.
We seem like a cute couple.
They seem like a disaster waiting to happen.
Do me a favor, ok? When you get home tonight, sit down and write "I will lighten up.
I will" Charlie? What? What's the matter? It's nothing.
I'm sorry.
I thought I just saw somebody that I know.
I mean, knew.
Charlie, you're all pale.
Oh.
Oh, hey, um, I figured you had to replace the switch anyway.
It costs more, but You know how to put in a dimmer, right? If it means extra money, I'll learn.
And Hank called and said that we should go ahead and clean out that storage bin in the basement.
I thought maybe we could do that tomorrow night.
Ooh.
You know what? How about Saturday? 'Cause tomorrow's not good for me.
Really.
Why not? 'Cause I got a I got this thing.
Thing? Yeah.
It's A language lab Thing.
Anyway, you look nice.
Where you going? Oh, well, I've got this language lab Thing.
Charlie, are you nuts? Why? Why would you ask me that? 'Cause you're putting clean dishes in the dishwasher.
You're right.
Ok, I know you, Charlie.
Spill.
All right.
First of all, things are going really great for me, all right? I really like Nina.
She's, like, this completely perfect woman.
We've established that.
And she's great.
And we're great.
Things are great.
Only Tonight, I'm kissing Nina, and all of a sudden, like, out of nowhere, I saw Kirsten.
Really? I mean, are you sure? Well, yeah.
I mean, no, of course I'm not sure.
Because it couldn't have been her.
It wasn't her.
It was just somebody that looked kind of like her.
And that's a problem because Here I am with Nina, and I'm loving that.
And then I start hallucinating.
And maybe that means I'm still hung up on Kirsten.
Or that I'm not really ready to move on.
What does it say about Nina if I'm seeing Kirsten? I don't know.
But now you're putting dirty dishes in the cabinets.
Everyone: It works if you work it.
You ready? I got to go pick up nat.
You know what? I'm going to catch the muni home.
My sponsor's acting like he misses me.
Ok.
I probably shouldn't kiss you here.
Save it for tomorrow.
Ok.
So, Bailey, how you holding up? You know, 'cause I've sponsored people before, but they call, you know? And you, you don't call for, like, a week.
So, me, I worry.
And so, I called.
John, I appreciate that, man.
But the reason that I haven't called you is because I haven't really needed to.
Because everything is really going great for me right now.
I'm really doing great.
School, work.
Totally manageable.
'Cause, uh, you're coming up on 6 months.
And I remember how I was at 6 months.
I have never felt better in my life, man, I swear.
'Cause I met somebody.
And she's great.
And all of a sudden now it's like I've got this whole new, really, really great reason to want to stay sober.
What? Look, uh, it's not one of the 12 steps, but your first year, a.
A.
Really discourages getting involved in a new relationship.
It's a bad idea.
Bad idea? More people fall out for relationship issues than anything else.
It is, like, the single biggest excuse.
Excuse to drink.
You hit the bottle.
You break up, forget it.
You are on a bender.
John There's too many excuses.
How many really great relationships have you been in? I mean, relationships where there's no problem at all.
And I know you think you're doing great now.
But can you guarantee nothing's going to go wrong? Well, no, I can't.
But Look, John, it's not going to be like that, ok? This is important to me.
She is important to me.
And your sobriety isn't? You don't call.
And then you tell me it's because you've got this woman in your life.
Now, that means you're using her instead of a.
A.
And you stop using the program for whatever reason, you're heading for a fall.
You are heading for a fall, Bailey.
Kirsten.
Charlie.
It's really you.
Oh, wow.
I didn't I mean I was in the neighborhood and And i i couldn't not look at the house.
What are you Wow.
You are you ok? You you look great.
Yeah, I'm good.
And I'm not nuts.
I thought I saw you outside the Roosevelt.
Yeah, um, I'm staying there.
How long are you in town for? Uh, well, actually, um, that's kind of I'm, um I'm moving back, actually.
You're moving back.
Were you going to call me? Ok, the flat's on post.
The landlord's there now.
There are 2 other people interested, so if we want Oh, oh.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Hi.
I hate to interrupt, but this guy says he's got to leave in 15.
So if we want to get there Can I see you for dinner or something? 'Cause I'd really like to talk, so Did I say 15 minutes? Yeah.
That would be great.
Um, just call the hotel.
It's room 414.
Hey, dimple boy.
Hey.
Mmm, that's timing.
I need a pack animal.
Sure.
My planets aligned today.
My boss, he had to go out of town, so I was able to sneak away early.
You are in for a treat, you know that? Um, Annie You know what? You might want to hold this one by the bottom.
It's got cans.
Annie, we kind of There's something we have to talk about.
What's the matter? My sponsor thinks this is a bad idea, us getting involved like this.
Because you're only 6 months.
Yeah.
And that kind of has to come first.
You know, my sobriety.
I spent all last night and all day today trying to figure out ways to make this work.
And then I realized that that's exactly what I used to do with my drinking.
But a.
A.
Works.
We're, like, proof of that.
And if this is a rule, then Then there has to be a good reason for it.
So for now Can we just Not? Can we just keep things the way they are with us being friends? Well, I guess i I guess I could freeze the lasagna.
And it could be dinner for me and nat for, like, a week, so What? Annie, hey, we can still do stuff together.
I mean, that's part of being friends.
Right? This this is not I just want to have dinner with her, so we can talk.
Please don't be threatened by this.
I don't know how not to be.
I mean, from everything you said, she was it.
She was your one, great, true love.
What? You know that theory.
That we all have one, great, true love.
And that the rest are either, I don't know, practice or poor substitutes or also rans.
That's not That part of our lives, it's over.
Ok? Only we really never got a chance to say good-bye.
I left her in Chicago, and that was the last time we even spoke.
And I feel like we need to, you know, have an actual conversation.
You mean, you want closure.
Yeah, I think so.
But that doesn't mean anything for us, Nina.
I'm with you now.
This is just something I kind of have to deal with.
Hey.
Julia's not here.
Anyway, it's just tonight.
Yeah, yeah, I, uh I was just sort of in the neighborhood.
You know what? I should leave anyway.
Wait a minute.
No, it's fine, really.
I'm fine.
Just call me when you're closed or whatever.
Is this a bad time? A lot of stuff going on.
What's up? Nothing.
I just Just How about those 49ers, huh? Did you catch the game last night? What? No, I was here.
Yeah, hi.
I need to make dinner reservations for tonight.
No, no, not romantic, just quiet.
Could you check? This thing's pretty cool.
Does it work? Not for, like, 20 years.
The salvage guys are going to haul it off.
You don't want to do that.
This would look really cool in the bar.
I mean, why don't you let me fix it? If you want.
Yeah, yeah, we can do 7:30.
Great.
Uh, the name is salinger.
No, no, I mean, I just I mean, thanks.
This really helps me out.
It helps me out, too.
I i mean, Griffin.
It helps Griffin out.
Salinger, can I ask you something? Something kind of personal? Personal? Reed, Reed, you can ask me anything.
Let's say, hypothetically, there's this guy, right? And he likes this girl.
But the guy's friends think he's nuts for liking this girl.
Should he still ask her out? Hypothetically, I mean.
Hypothetically Are you the guy? W-what? Well, no.
I mean Ok, yeah, I'm the guy.
Well, then, uh, it It sort of depends.
I mean, uh Why do your friends think you're nuts? Well, you know, she's She's not a senior.
She's younger than me.
Is that stupid? I mean, like that should even matter.
If you can talk to somebody, and you feel this, you know, this connection, then who really cares about age, right? I couldn't agree more.
I mean, what's a year or 3? Age is so not important.
So, you think I should just say the hell with it and ask her out? The hell with it.
Ask her out.
Huh.
Maybe I will.
Julia: So, she's been here all afternoon? Griffin: Yeah.
Kind of cute, huh? Or pathetic.
Ah, she's all right.
He seems pretty cool, too.
Quit obsessing.
Come here and hold this wire for me.
I don't know.
It's just pretty obvious what's going on.
I just don't want to see her get hurt.
Oh, damn it.
You sure you can fix this thing? Yeah, of course I can fix it.
You were working on it when I stopped by for lunch.
And you're working on it now.
I can fix it, all right? It's not like it's that crucial.
If you can't fix it, Charlie will understand.
I can fix it, Julia.
I want to.
You, um, didn't eat too much.
Not very hungry.
What? What? Anyway Well That's done, huh? Yeah, looks like.
So, what do you want to do? You want to watch some TV? Or whatever you want.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, you know what? I don't often get a night alone.
Without nat, I mean.
So, if it's ok, I i think I might just, well, take a bath and eat a pint of rocky road or something.
So, you mind? No, no, of course not.
A.
A.
Tomorrow? Trust me, I'll be there.
Night.
Night.
So, um Did you find a new place? Mm-mmm, not yet.
Um, the flat was Damp.
How's your salad? Um, well, the endive is just right, and the, uh, balsamic's perfect.
And I'm married, Charlie.
I, uh I got married.
Excuse me? That's why I'm moving back, actually Because, well Ahem Because my Husband is a doctor, and, heh, he's, um, taking a position in neurology at bay memorial, and he's still in Chicago, but, um, I came out early so I could find us a place, so Oh, god.
Um I'm married.
Yeah.
Um You said that.
I mean, um I was reluctant to tell you, because well, because I just didn't know what that meant for you.
And it's it's not some some crazy thing that I did, 'cause I know that i i made some pretty weird choices, you know, right after you and I almost got married.
His name's Paul, and I've known him since well Ahem Since high school, and, um Anyway, i i ran into him last year after you were in Chicago, and we Well, one thing sort of led to another, and Say something, please.
That's, um Really Really Uh, actually, I'm I'm with someone now, too.
Heh.
So, uh Nina.
Her name's Nina, and she, um And she works with birds, and it's It's pretty great.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Oh, that's, um I'm so glad to hear that.
So Heh.
Everything worked out ok.
Looks like.
Heh.
Ok, Charlie's mailing list is done.
You can tell him he owes me like $100,000.
Who's that for? Did you get a gift for Kirsten? Hmm? What? Uh, uh, no.
It's for a A friend.
Oh.
Let me take a wild guess Reed? No.
No.
It's not.
It is.
Claudia What are you doing? What's the big deal? Come on, claud.
You obviously have a monster crush on him, and he's 3 years older, and it's never gonna work out.
Why put yourself through this? Who died and made you dear Abby? I mean, like you're even qualified to have an opinion.
Sam was what, uh, 6 years older than you? Exactly, and it didn't work out.
Well, this will, because I know for a fact that, uh, that Reed's gonna ask me out.
What? And I also know that he really, really likes me, because because Because he told me so, so So Bite me.
Maybe it'll let up.
Maybe.
Or I could just make a run for it.
To the car, you mean? No.
No, that's ok.
I'm gonna walk.
Bailey, that's insane.
Come on, on the count of 3.
Ready? Ohh.
Ohh.
Ahh.
Ahem.
Damn it.
What? What's the matter? My wipers.
Huh.
Maybe it'll blow over soon.
Maybe.
I just It's a lot to take in.
So what are you, like, jealous? No.
That's not it.
If I was jealous I mean, I'd hate myself if I was jealous.
She's she's happy, so She's happy, and you're What are you, Charlie? I told you, I don't I have no idea.
Well, you know, if it helps, it it kinda makes sense that you're upset.
I mean, let's face it, you guys went through some major trauma together.
Only now it seems like whatever you had means, like, nothing, and and she's moved on now, and she she's married to some really great pediatric neurosurgeon, and I can see how that would upset you.
You had to throw in pediatric neurosurgeon.
But you know what? Not to seem cold or anything, but whatever you're feeling, or or going through, or whatever, you you kinda just gotta get over it, 'cause, I mean, you don't have a choice.
Sh-she's married now, and that's like Well, that's like it.
Hey.
Oh, hey.
These nuts are driving me nuts.
You ok? I mean, what's the matter? Ahh.
Claudia, it's it's not gonna work out.
Excuse me? The the age difference thing.
It's it's just it's too much.
But but You don't I mean, how do you know that until you Until you give it a shot? I mean I gave it a shot.
No, you didn't.
Claudia I called, ok? You did? Last night, and Wait.
Did I miss something here? Because No.
I just i called, and I asked her out, and And she was nice and everything, but She doesn't date older guys.
Oh.
You know the worst part? It's like I never even dated her, right, but I still i still feel totally bummed.
Is that stupid? No.
No.
I think I know how you feel.
Waiting for somebody to swing you? Not really.
Hey You got plans tomorrow night? What? I don't know.
I 'cause, well, Charlie has this grand reopening thing at the restaurant, so why don't you, me, and nat get all dressed up and go? As friends? Well, yeah, as friends.
Why not? Because it feels like a date.
That's why not.
It's not a date date but A friend date.
A friend date? What is that, Bailey? I'm 26.
You know that? I'm 26 years old, and I can't sleep at night because all I can do is think about you.
I'm attracted to you, like, really attracted And I want that to go someplace.
So do I.
It's just Right now We can't be together.
I get that.
Because your sobriety is more important, and I get that, too, believe me.
But when we're together and we're not really together, it's worse than being at a cocktail party.
I can't do this anymore, Bailey.
I can't do this just-friends thing.
No, I told you.
It's it's "salinger's," apostrophe "s," not "s" apostrophe.
That's, like, plural or something, right? It's my place, me alone.
W-what do you mean you can't fix it by tomorrow? I'm reopening tomorrow, and people are gonna know.
Hey, don't insult my customers.
Just all right, just Just do what you can.
Hey, all done.
Fixed it.
I'm sorry.
It? Yeah, the, uh, Magneto was shot, and the ground wire was shorted.
I was up most of last night, but I figured you'd want it for your opening, right? Where's the jukebox? Take me like 10 minutes.
God, Griffin.
The the salvage guys hauled it off this morning.
What? Man, I'm sorry.
It's just There's been a lot going on lately, and I must have I mean, I guess I just totally forgot you were gonna do that.
You forgot? Yeah.
You didn't forget.
Man, y-you know, you didn't even hear me in the first place.
Wait a minute.
'Cause the truth is, you know, you're so wrapped up in your own crap you don't give a damn about anybody else.
Griffin, that's not true.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Look, i i know you think I'm some kind of screwup.
Hell, I know I'm always gonna be the guy that that stole the money from you that time or whatever it is you're holding against me.
I'm also the guy that married your sister.
You know what? She's happy about that.
Ask her.
You know what? If she's happy about us, you should be, too.
If you weren't such a miserable person all the time, maybe you could be happy for somebody else for a change.
Oh.
Hi.
Hi.
Uh, come on, sweetie, let's go.
"Who is this, really?" Heh.
Hey.
Oh.
Hey.
I didn't hear you come in.
What are you doing? Um, just cruising the chat rooms, you know, seeing who's out there.
Heh.
Oh, man.
"R-o-f-l.
" Heh heh heh heh.
R-o-f-l? Uh, rolling on floor laughing.
This guy in piedmont, he's a crackup.
It's not worth explaining.
Well Listen.
Why don't you come with me tonight to the restaurant? Everybody's gonna be there.
Oh, um You know, I don't know.
I'm kinda Busy.
Sarah, you're trolling the Internet.
Come on.
We see each other even less now that we're roommates, so let's do something.
Thanks, but I don't think so.
Why not? Because.
Because let's face it.
Look, it's kind of a special occasion, and the last person you want to show up with is your roommate, so Sarah.
Come on.
We're more than just Roommates.
Are we? Heh.
"L.
O.
L.
" What's that? Laugh out loud.
Charlie.
I, um I i kinda have to talk to you, and I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but No.
Come on in.
Do you mind? No.
I just, uh The other night was pretty horrible.
I know that.
Well, horrible's kinda strong.
Uncomfortable is more like it.
Right.
Heh.
Exactly.
But the truth is, I i never said any of the stuff that I should have said to you.
I just got I don't know.
I was i was so stunned.
Yeah.
I know.
Charlie But what I should have said What I wanted to say was I'm happy for you.
And you know what? I i really, really mean that 'Cause I really am, and I don't know.
I guess that means that things must be going ok for me, too.
That's all I ever wanted, you know that, was to see you happy.
I guess I always thought that meant we'd be happy together, but I lost you, but I still got what I wanted most.
I still got what was more important.
That's kinda weird, huh? Heh.
Kinda.
Heh.
And I wanna meet him, and get to know him, and tell him how lucky he is, and, um, I know the kids want to see you now that you're back.
I love you, Kirsten.
I love you, too.
Julia: Claud, come on.
Owen's dressing.
We gotta get going, so What the hell are you doing? I'm dead, ok? Pay your respects and get out.
Ok, what happened? Go ahead.
Say "I told you so.
" I don't care.
"I told you so"? What It was some other girl he was talking about, ok? It should have been me, but Ohh.
Claud, I'm sorry.
I mean, god, I know it hurts, believe me.
I've been there.
But you gotta just, you know, give it some time, 'cause each day'll get a little easier, and uff.
Wow.
I know that sounds really lame right now, but You'll be ok.
You'll get over him.
Why would I want to do that? Excuse me? Why would I want to get over him? He's He's perfect, Julia.
Oh, if you had seen the look in his eyes, that heartbroken look when he told me that she had turned him down, and He feels things so Deeply.
Wait a minute.
What's so important that you couldn't just, uh, tell me out there? I just wanted to be alone with you for a minute before everybody got here.
Is that a problem? Depends on why you want to be alone.
I mean, you go off and have dinner with Kirsten, and the next time I see you, you're in a really good mood, and you're not gonna dump me, are you? What? No.
No.
In fact, it's, um It's kind of the opposite.
Um Kirsten got married, like, 2 months ago.
Isn't that fantastic? It is? Yes.
She's married, and and she's happy, and I'm happy that she's happy, and you know what that means? That you're happy? Heh.
Yes.
That means that I can tell you I'm in love with you.
I love you.
Charlie.
No, no.
You don't have to say it back.
That's not why I told you.
It's not a gun-to-the-head kind of thing.
I just wanted you to know.
How much time do we have before they get here? Not enough, but we can sneak back here after dinner.
Hey, Charlie.
Hmm? I love you, too.
All I'm saying is if he didn't want me here before, he sure as hell isn't gonna want me here now.
Griffin, he said on the phone to make sure you were here.
Why, so he could poison me? Uh-oh.
Hey, hey! Hey.
You're here.
Nice to see you, too.
Griffin.
I'm, uh I'm really, really glad you came.
You are? Yeah.
Um Claud, could you give us a second here? Sure.
No skin off my nose.
Come on, owe.
Look, um I owe you this huge apology, and not just about the jukebox thing.
I was crummy enough about that, but, um, the truth is you were You were right, Griffin.
I should be able to be happy for other people, and you know what? I am.
I really am, and I'm happy for you guys.
Charlie And I want to do something to make it up to both of you, something that we kind of forgot to do the first time around.
I want to give you a wedding.
Really, Charlie? 'Cause we we need to do this thing right.
I mean, we need to do it like a family.
Wow.
That is, uh, so Cool.
Yeah.
Thank you, Charlie.
Wow.
You giving away food? Hey, bay.
What? They change your medication? Come on.
Come on over here.
Ok, the the table's not gonna be ready for a minute, so I have an announcement.
Uh, wait.
Hey, Charlie It's sparkling cider, bay.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You two aren't What? No, no, that's not Oh, no, I don't get married till I've known the guy at least 2 months.
I just, um I wanna drink a toast to being happy.
Who's happy? Julia and Griffin.
They're getting married.
They're already married.
Duh.
Charlie's giving us a wedding.
So we can do something right for a change.
Julia: Yeah.
Bailey: All this happiness.
You wanna be my date tonight? As long as I don't have to hold your hand.
Waiter: Salinger.
Party of 7.
That sounds kind of weird, but I guess it makes these menus right.
What? What do you mean? "Salingers" apostrophe.
That's that's like the whole family.
That's It's us.
I knew that.
Bailey: Yeah.
Wow, Charlie, you did this for us? One of those expanding tables.
We had to make room for Griffin, right? And this side folds out, too, 'cause from now on we're only getting bigger.
Nice.
Shove over.