Phineas and Ferb s02e27 Episode Script

I don't know about you, Ferb, but I think bubbles have a great sense of humor.
Look at that bubble's doing to my face.
You make me laugh out loud, bubble.
Hello! Hey, Baljeet.
What are you guys doing? We're blowing bubbles and relaxing.
Oh, I remember being relaxed, but that was before I had this! That looks like a color-coded schedule.
That's because it is.
Every minute of my entire day is planned out right here.
Remember how you told me to seize the day? Consider it seized! That's not exactly what I meant.
Hey, is it time for me yet? Not quite.
Okay, now.
Do you have any extra time for a bubble? Uh, I guess I have time for one.
Oh, oh! Can I blow a super huge one, so I crawl inside it and float around like a little woodland pixie? Did I just say that out loud? Yes.
Yes, you did.
But that actually sounds fun minus the pixie part.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! There's no better way to see Danville than from inside a huge bubble.
I wanna float around! Like men.
Wanna come, Baljeet? Uh, my schedule is extremely tight.
I doubt I even have a second to answer your question.
Maybe if I move my polka recital back.
Okay.
Great! So, you're coming? No! I moved polka back so I could answer your question! It would take some major rearranging, but I think I can at least come to watch you make the bubble.
Awesome! Hey, where's Perry? Right on time! I had Perry's absence on my schedule! Shh! Quiet, Carl! He's coming! Surprise! Alright! Happy birthday, Agent P! Woo! Agent P's birthday! It's not your birthday, is it? Are we close? Told ya! Put a sock in it, Carl! I was, uh a bit too busy planning your party, so I'm not sure what Doofenshmirtz is up too, but I am sure that it's no good.
Get to the bottom of it! Perry! So, Candace, are you ready to do some practice driving for your permit? I'm easing my way into the driver's seat.
I start with what's familiar then slide into the new.
Well, start sliding.
We've got errands to run.
Okay, you drive! Your dad says you're already good at parallel parking.
That was in the backyard! That's way different than the open road! Candace, I thought you want to be the first of your friends to have a driver's license.
Okay, I'm sliding.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus, I'm so glad you're here.
I-I did get your invite to your birthday party over the internet, naturally, I couldn't go, since it was most likely a trap.
Anyway, I got you this.
It's just a card, but here, look.
Surprise! I finally figured out why my evil schemes always fail.
You see, I am completely, and totally unlikeable.
No, really.
So, I asked myself, "what are the two most popular things on this planet?" Country music and western music.
So now, I am bringing them together for the very first time.
I'm calling it, "Country and Western Music.
" I know, I know.
I'm brilliant, right? Great bubble design, Ferb.
Now all we need is the missing bubble ingredient.
Hey, guys.
What'cha doin'? Making changes to my schedule.
We're building a machine to make the biggest, most durable bubble ever.
Oh, right.
No one ever asks Baljeet what he is doing.
We have just about everything we need for our durable bubble, but if you guys wanna help out, we still need some sap from a maracanut tree.
Yeah, we can definitely do that.
Excellent! While they're getting that, we can finish the design on the transponder.
See you girls back at the field! I know what you're thinking.
"But Doof, you have a terrible singing voice!" Well, feast your eyes on this little baby! Ta-da! I call it the Yodel-inator! Pretty cool, huh? Oh-oh, right.
You just think it's a big cowboy hat.
It is so much more! See? Huh? See? It's designed to make my singing voice sweet and mellifluous.
So, my first gig is in an hour.
Come on, you can help me hand out fliers.
Everyone's going to love me! You can do this, Candace! Just look into the turn and ease your foot off the brake.
I'm l-l-l-l-looking into the turn Mom, look! Phineas and Ferb! Candace, I don't find that funny.
No! Behind the bus! They were building some kind of contraption! I'll show you! Oh, good.
Now we're– Candace, slow down! Nice work as usual, Ferb! All we need now is the final ingredient.
Hey, Phineas! We got the sap you guys needed.
Here! Thanks! At this stage, the maracanut sap isn't fully congealed.
So, we can pass through the semi-permeable membrane with ease.
Voila! Girls, I think we all just earned our Passing-Through-A-Semi-Permeable-Membrane patches! Yay! Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! See, there they Perhaps I should get tired of asking this, but.
What am I looking at? Ugh! They were right there in the– Hold onto something, Mom.
Well, that was very entertaining, but that is all I had time scheduled for.
Oh, wait.
You are already airborne.
And I am already still with you.
Oh, I cannot believe this! My schedule is totally blown! I am going to miss my polka recital! I've heard ya.
It's a small loss.
Candace, trash cans again! Oops, my bad.
Where'd they go? Candace, I think we've had quite enough of your driving! Not now, Mom! I have to get this car into the sky! Candace! Uh-oh! How long are we going to be up here? Awhile.
And And how do you even steer this thing? We're at the mercy of the breeze.
Sure, when you say it like that, it sounds relaxing.
Hey, everybody! Downdraft! Oh, no, look out! Power lines! Girls, you know what to do! Lean! Cactus garden! Lean! Public art! With our angle of descent, leaning will be ineffectual! What? We're gonna crash! Oh, no! I knew I should not have forsaken the rigid beauty of my candy-colored schedule! The bubble is expanding.
It's Baljeet's breathing! It's blowing the bubble up! Everybody breathe heavy like Baljeet! Yes, sir! We're doing it! Baljeet, you totally saved us! When in danger, I always hyperventilate.
Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm next, Perry the Platypus.
After this concert, I will be the most well-liked man in the Tri-State Area! (Song: Yodel Odel Obey Me) Let me tell you my evil scheme I'm gonna enslave your minds with a predictable melody An uncomplicated rhyme But if I asked you to, you'd even change your name to Amy Because you're gonna yodel-odel-odel obey me You'll be my obedient mindless slaves, and nobody will blame me Because you'll yodel-odel-odel-odel obey me I like him! Yeah! Let's do whatever he says! You'll yodel-odel-odel-odel obey me You'll yodel-odel-odel– –odel-obey me He's terrible! Yodel-odel-odel-odel-odel obey me Yeah! It stinks so bad I wanna break some– Yodel-odel-odel-odel-odel obey me Yeah, that really wasn't worth it.
Let's get out of here.
I'm hungry.
Yodel-odel-odel-odel-odel obey me You can't mix country and western! They's two completely different types of music! That song was horrible! Yeah, those lyrics was way too on the nose! Okay, that wasn't as successful as I'd hoped.
But at least I can beat a hasty retreat before I'm too humiliated! Huh? Uh For your information, I had these way before I met you.
Okay, see you tomorrow.
Candace! Watch where you're going! They're around here somewhere.
Ooh! Ooh! There they are! Headed for the old drawbridge! You're mine! Candace, stop! I can't! There! There! I told you! I– Mom, open your eyes! Not till we're back on the ground! Mom! That was Candace driving.
Her car control has gotten a lot better.
Mom, we're back on the ground! Okay, Candace, now just gently apply the brake.
I'm trying! Wow.
This whole relaxation thing is Well, relaxing.
Candace, at least take your foot off the gas.
Oh, you think? You think?! There! How's that?! Is that better?! Well, guess your father was right.
You do have parallel parking down.
Look! There they are! Candace, I can't see anything.
"They" who? The boys! They're up in there in the– Ugh! Oh, hi, boys! Hi, Mom! Nice parking, Candace.
What?! No! It's not– But they were up– Well, Ferb, I guess we should consider this day, seized.
Oh, there you are, Perry.