Phineas and Ferb s02e26 Episode Script
Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown (15 min)
From the PFT studio in marginally attractive downtown Danville, animated live in front of the studio audience, it's the Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown! And now, our hosts, from opposite ends of the moral, ethical and philosophical spectrum, Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Major Francis Monogram! Hello, Danville! Yes, we're taking a break from our usual hostiliâ Y-You know, I've gotta go back one.
Your first name is Frances? Yes.
Spelled with an 'i'.
Spelled with an 'i'? Wouldn't that be "Frinces?" No, F-R-A-N-C-I-S.
It's the masculine spelling.
Francis? Yes.
Anyway, we're not here to discuss my name.
We're here because kids all over the world logged on to vote for their favorite Phineas and Ferb music videos.
And we're countin' 'em down! Starting with number 10.
Are ya ready, Dr.
D? Fran, Frances, Franny.
Yes, very macho.
Ugh! Now you see, this is why I just go by "Major".
(Song #10: Ready for the Bettys) Ladies and gentlemen, Candace and her best friend, Stacy.
You gotta bring your Betty bongos And bring your Betty bass guitar And with the Betty back beat You'll go Betty Betty far So drop your boring baggage And come with Missy, Tink and Crash There's a Betty (There's a Betty Bandwagon) Bandwagon Going to a Betty bash (Going to a Betty bash!) Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys Ready for the Bettys Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys It's the best thing you can do! (Best thing you can do!) Get ready for the Bettys 'Cause the Bettys are ready for you! (Ready for you!) What do you think your brothers are doing right now? Who cares? Well, how'd you like that one, D-man? Too loud.
Kids today with their rock and their roll.
Well, here's a deaf jam that's really kicking it old school.
You know that whole street lingo thing? Y-You can't really pull that off.
Oh.
Roll number nine.
I'm just telling you as a friend! (Song #9: Queen of Mars) That's it! You're getting it.
I was just a lonely girl Looking for a little fun Though without a friend in the world I was forced to find a new one Now I'm the Queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth It only took a magic portal to Mars to give me some self-worth You put a crown on my head And you all seem to worship me Well, you don't understand a word I've said Still you treat me like royalty 'Cause I'm the Queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth It only took a magic portal to Mars to give me some self-worth Whoo-hoo! Follow that music, Ferb.
I'm standing here with Cindy, an animated member of our studio audience whoâ Phineas and Ferb rock! Whooo! Okay, then.
Let's throw it over to my partner in crime.
Not that I actually perpetrate a crime with him of course, I would neverâ Carl! Who wrote these cue cards? Agent M, sir.
What? What is that all about? I mean, he's using a typewriter.
When was the last time you saw someone using a typewriter? Whatâ What is this, 1987? Well You realize most of the kids watching this show have never even seen a typewriter, right? We're on a budget.
Oh, so you went to an antique store Moving on! Number eight, roll tape! Oh-oh, so you got tape, you're not just using film, orâ or-or hand shadows.
(Song #8: Ain't Got Rhythm) So, you're saying that you don't have rhythm But listen what you're doing right there With that stamp and a book, you got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare I have no idea what you're talking about I have as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look, I got a sweet deal going on here I got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Ssh! Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm You're kidding me right Y-You're kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then? That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mister, you got rhythm times ten I think perhaps that you're not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime, I just can't keep time I'm telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on t-shirts Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm Sounds like rhythm to me No, I ain't got rhythm Seems like they all agree Said I ain't got rhythm But you're laying down some funky syncopation! I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm But you got that beat No, I ain't got rhythm Look at them, they're stomping their feet Said I ain't got rhythm It's time for you to rock a brand new generation A brand new generation (Brand new generation) Gonna rock a brand new generation Because I ain't got rhythm! Ugh! Would you just go join the band? (Ain't got rhythm) (Ain't got rhythm) (Ain't got rhythm) (Ain't got rhythm) Hey, I got rhythm! Okay.
Anyway, I knew I couldn't up here on the cliptastic countdown empty-handed, so I brought a little something for all of us to enjoy! Behold! The Music Video Clip-inator! You see, when I was a small boy, my parents would never let me watch music videosâ No, no! We don't have time for an emotionally scarring back-story.
Well, maybe I should give you an emotionally scarring front-story! Okay, that doesn't even make any sense.
It doesn't have to, I got a monster truck! Woo-hoo! Video numberâ Number 7! That was my foot! (Song #7: I Love You Mom) Mom, it's your birthday Thanks for all the care and love you give Nice song, sis.
Not to mention the meals And times I get kind of nervous Come on! And forget to tell you how I feel (Shoo-be-doo, shoo-be-doo) I'm a little high-strung (Doo-doo-doo-ahh) It's just because I'm young Mom, I adore ya And I'll do anything for ya Although my brothers make me frantic With every single crazy antic And when I'm bouncin' off the walls You're the one who stays calm (You're the one who stays calm) Because you love me for who I am I'll always love you, Mom (Ooh) What Francis doesn't realize is that this is more than a Music Video Clip-inator.
It's a Music Video Mind-Control-inator! Oh.
Oh, hi! Uhm I mean, uh I wasâ I was just sayingâ Mimes control my gator! See, look over there! And you thought I was making it up! Now, onto video number 6! (Song #6: E.
V.
I.
L.
B.
O.
Y.
S.
) Candace.
Have you been near the wild parsnips again? Yes, but you gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
What is it now? Those boys are always up to something And it's bringing me to tears 'Cause just before you get home It always just magically disappears Those boys are evil! But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess Testify, Candace! Testify! Those boys are evil! Let me spell it out for you, Mom! E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! They built a roller coaster And a beach in the backyard Drove cattle through the city And messed up the boulevard They took me back in time When we went to that museum They built 50-foot tree house robots But still you didn't see them Those boys are evil Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress Those boys are evil Sing it with me! (E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!) E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! I know you think they're saints But Mom, I'm here to tell Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L Those boys are evil They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press And that don't feel too good! Those boys are evil Everybody! (E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!) E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! That's what I'm talking about! (E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!) E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! That's right those boys are Evil little boys! That was stupid fresh! I'm making that one my ringtone for sure! And right now, I've got a surprise for all who have youngsters, a special guest who's got his own death theme song.
Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah, doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah! That's right, it's P to the P, P-squared, or as I like to call him Agent P! Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bahâ Perry! Hey, where's Perry? He's doing a special appearance on a music video clip show.
Hmm.
Well, good for him.
Well, Agent P, I think everyone would like to know.
What are your thoughts on the videos we've seen tonight? Well, thanks for coming.
And I think that sets up our next music video perfectly.
Here it is, thanks to your votes, video number 5! Yeah, somebody, anybody, everybody, scream! (Song #5: S.
I.
M.
P.
(Squirrels In My Pants) Extended Version) There are squirrels in my pants! That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants! There are squirrels in my pants! Tell me what's makin' you jump like that! (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Squirrels in my pants! S to the I to the M to the P Then maybe you can be movin' like me Step right over and watch me put it down (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it (S to the I to the M to the P) Who you got back home, waterin' your plants? (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) How can I qualify for government grants? (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Yeah Hypnotize me, put me in a trance (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France (She can't see theâ) Squirrels in my pants! Step right over and watch me put it down Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it (S to the I to the M to the P) If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants! (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Yeah Proletariat, bourgeoisie! (Baby you don't need an academic degree!) Everybody's smellin' my potpourri! (S to the I to the M to the P) Step right over and watch me put it down (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it down, down, on the ground (Down, down, on the ground) 'Cause you know I got it goin' on! S to the I to the M to the P! (S) S to the I to the M to the P! (I) If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! (M) Squirrels! S to the I to the M to the P! Squirrels! If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! (S) (S to the I to the M to the P!) If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! (S to the I to the M to the P!) (I) (S to the I to the M to the P!) (M) Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants! Don't go away, folks.
When we come back, we'll have the final four.
Plus, a special video, that will enslave the Tri-State Area! I-I mean Uh engrave my pie-plate carrier! Look, it's silver! It was a wedding gift.
I got it in the divorce! That's right ladies, I'm available! Wait, y-you're getting paid for this? I'm doing this for community service! I-I gotta do like, 200 hours! This show is only half an hour long.
I have to do this 400 times? Oh, and we're back.
We're counting down the top 10 Phineas and Ferb music videos from Season 1, as picked by you, the viewers.
Well, you are definitely buying lunch.
So, here's a little number I like to call four.
(Song #4: Little Brothers) I kind of miss the little guys.
It's as if there was a whole other side to our relationship that I never noticed before.
Little brother I remember when you first came home Then came another Little brother of our own Even when you break my toys You will always be my Little brothers 'Cause you're younger We're related, and you're boys Even when you're making too much noise, You will always be my Little brothers 'Cause you're younger We're related, and you're boys Little brothers Little brothers Little brothers Uh, Stace, you're kind of bumming me out with the song there.
Tubular.
If I had been wearing socks, they would've rocked right off.
You're really not wearing socks? Well, but not at the moment.
Carl, how are my socks coming? Almost done, sir.
Well, here's video number 3.
(Song #3: Busted Extended Version) I can see the things you're doin' And you think that I'm naïve But when I get the goods on you She'll finally believe Well she says it's all just drama But every bubble's got to pop She's gonna see just what you're doin' And then you're finally gonna have to stop! Don't think you're gonna win this time 'Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you I'll get ya! (Yeah) I'll get ya! (Yeah) And when I do, you're gonna be busted! (Busted!) I don't wanna put the hurt on you But you better believe me When I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you You're busted! (Busted!) Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light, This is how it's gonna be When she finds out that I was always right You're busted! There's a new cop on the beat And I'm bringing down the heat My eyes are wise to all your lies 'Cause you're not that discreet And I don't care what you've heard 'Cause there's one six letter word It's gonna set me free (Gonna set me free) It starts with a "B"! (Starts with a "B"!) It goes B-U-S-T-E-D! You are busted! (Busted!) I don't wanna put the hurt on you But you better believe me When I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you (I'll get ya!) You're busted! (Don't think you're gonna win this time) Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light (Drop a dime on you) This is how it's gonna be When she finds out that I was always right (I'll get ya!) (I'll get ya!) You're busted! Fantastical.
Say, Doofenshmirtz, what'cha working on over here? Your doom.
Great googly-moogly.
Carl, get me Agent P.
He's in the green room, sir.
Well, that should be easy then.
Please enjoy music video number 2.
All hail Queen Wahini! (Song #2: Backyard Beach) I can't believe it! Listen up people and I'll teach ya 'Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach, yeah Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say (Say!) "Brother, what'cha gonna do today?" Now you see we're having fun Playin' under the sun And get in line, get in line 'Cause the wet skis runnin' A backyard beach A backyard beach Nothing's outta reach We got the backyard beach You can change in the broken hut Drink out of a coconut Three games for a token, but the rest is free You got skiin', parasailin' Surfin' and a-flailin' Your contacts need saline Or else you can't see Got the backyard beach A backyard beach Nothing's outta reach We got the backyard beach Got the backyard beach A backyard beach Don't fall into the breach Got the backyard beach! Now, my ultimate triumph is in hand! Prepare to be hypnotized, by a video scientifically created to get stuck in your heads, forever! My name is Doof (Song: My Name is Doof) And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! My name is Doof And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! No! My name is Doof And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! His name is Doof My name is Doof And I'll do what he says And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop! My name isâ Avert your ears, Agent P! My name is Doof Cover your ears! And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! My name is Doof And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! My nameâ No, no, no, no, oh, get back in there! Wait, why isn'tâ What? Perry the Platypus? I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative! His name is Doof, And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! His name is Doof And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! His name is Doof It's working! And we'll do what he says It's working! Whoop whoop! Oh no, Agent P, His name is Doof it's stuck in their heads.
And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! We need something even more catchy to counteract it.
His name is Doof And we'll do what he says But w-what could we Whoop whoop! Agent P? His name is Doof Agent P, this is no time for decorating.
And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! Oh, I see.
No! Not the number one requested Phineas and Ferb song! New extended version, never before seen.
Not that! (Song #1: Gitchee Gitchee Goo Extended Version) Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song.
Bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! Chicka-chicka choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! My baby's got her own way of talking Whenever she says something sweet And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin' Though my vocabulary's incomplete! I know it may sound confusing (Ooh!) Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight! But I never feel like I'm losing Losing! When I take the time to translate! Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! (Oh!) Chicka-chicka, choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Well I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do But I think I'm getting through! I think I'm getting through 'Cause when I say I love you When I say I love you She says, "I gitchee gitchee goo you, too!" Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Don't need a dictionary! Bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! Chicka-chicka, choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! I said, a-bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! Chicka-chicka, choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Gitchee gitchee goo means That I love you, baby! Baby! Baby! Baby-baby-baby-baby Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Great job, Agent P.
You stopped Doofenshmirtz, saved the Tri-State Area, and finished the music video countdown.
Well, thanks for tuning in, folks.
We'll see ya next time.
Say good night, Doofenshmirtz.
You know, someday I'll get out of this cage, but your name will still be Francis.
Step right over and watch me put it down Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it down, down, on the ground 'Cause you know I got it goin' on! S to the I to the M to the P! (S) (I) S to the I to the M to the P! If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! (M) Squirrels! S to the I to the M to the P! Squirrels! If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! (S) S to the I to the M to the P! If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! (I) S to the I to the M to the P! S to the I to the M to the P! Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! (M) Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz and Major Francis Monogram! Hello, Danville! Yes, we're taking a break from our usual hostiliâ Y-You know, I've gotta go back one.
Your first name is Frances? Yes.
Spelled with an 'i'.
Spelled with an 'i'? Wouldn't that be "Frinces?" No, F-R-A-N-C-I-S.
It's the masculine spelling.
Francis? Yes.
Anyway, we're not here to discuss my name.
We're here because kids all over the world logged on to vote for their favorite Phineas and Ferb music videos.
And we're countin' 'em down! Starting with number 10.
Are ya ready, Dr.
D? Fran, Frances, Franny.
Yes, very macho.
Ugh! Now you see, this is why I just go by "Major".
(Song #10: Ready for the Bettys) Ladies and gentlemen, Candace and her best friend, Stacy.
You gotta bring your Betty bongos And bring your Betty bass guitar And with the Betty back beat You'll go Betty Betty far So drop your boring baggage And come with Missy, Tink and Crash There's a Betty (There's a Betty Bandwagon) Bandwagon Going to a Betty bash (Going to a Betty bash!) Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys Ready for the Bettys Get ready for the Bettys, ready for the Bettys It's the best thing you can do! (Best thing you can do!) Get ready for the Bettys 'Cause the Bettys are ready for you! (Ready for you!) What do you think your brothers are doing right now? Who cares? Well, how'd you like that one, D-man? Too loud.
Kids today with their rock and their roll.
Well, here's a deaf jam that's really kicking it old school.
You know that whole street lingo thing? Y-You can't really pull that off.
Oh.
Roll number nine.
I'm just telling you as a friend! (Song #9: Queen of Mars) That's it! You're getting it.
I was just a lonely girl Looking for a little fun Though without a friend in the world I was forced to find a new one Now I'm the Queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth It only took a magic portal to Mars to give me some self-worth You put a crown on my head And you all seem to worship me Well, you don't understand a word I've said Still you treat me like royalty 'Cause I'm the Queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth It only took a magic portal to Mars to give me some self-worth Whoo-hoo! Follow that music, Ferb.
I'm standing here with Cindy, an animated member of our studio audience whoâ Phineas and Ferb rock! Whooo! Okay, then.
Let's throw it over to my partner in crime.
Not that I actually perpetrate a crime with him of course, I would neverâ Carl! Who wrote these cue cards? Agent M, sir.
What? What is that all about? I mean, he's using a typewriter.
When was the last time you saw someone using a typewriter? Whatâ What is this, 1987? Well You realize most of the kids watching this show have never even seen a typewriter, right? We're on a budget.
Oh, so you went to an antique store Moving on! Number eight, roll tape! Oh-oh, so you got tape, you're not just using film, orâ or-or hand shadows.
(Song #8: Ain't Got Rhythm) So, you're saying that you don't have rhythm But listen what you're doing right there With that stamp and a book, you got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare I have no idea what you're talking about I have as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look, I got a sweet deal going on here I got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Ssh! Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm You're kidding me right Y-You're kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then? That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mister, you got rhythm times ten I think perhaps that you're not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime, I just can't keep time I'm telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on t-shirts Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm Sounds like rhythm to me No, I ain't got rhythm Seems like they all agree Said I ain't got rhythm But you're laying down some funky syncopation! I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm But you got that beat No, I ain't got rhythm Look at them, they're stomping their feet Said I ain't got rhythm It's time for you to rock a brand new generation A brand new generation (Brand new generation) Gonna rock a brand new generation Because I ain't got rhythm! Ugh! Would you just go join the band? (Ain't got rhythm) (Ain't got rhythm) (Ain't got rhythm) (Ain't got rhythm) Hey, I got rhythm! Okay.
Anyway, I knew I couldn't up here on the cliptastic countdown empty-handed, so I brought a little something for all of us to enjoy! Behold! The Music Video Clip-inator! You see, when I was a small boy, my parents would never let me watch music videosâ No, no! We don't have time for an emotionally scarring back-story.
Well, maybe I should give you an emotionally scarring front-story! Okay, that doesn't even make any sense.
It doesn't have to, I got a monster truck! Woo-hoo! Video numberâ Number 7! That was my foot! (Song #7: I Love You Mom) Mom, it's your birthday Thanks for all the care and love you give Nice song, sis.
Not to mention the meals And times I get kind of nervous Come on! And forget to tell you how I feel (Shoo-be-doo, shoo-be-doo) I'm a little high-strung (Doo-doo-doo-ahh) It's just because I'm young Mom, I adore ya And I'll do anything for ya Although my brothers make me frantic With every single crazy antic And when I'm bouncin' off the walls You're the one who stays calm (You're the one who stays calm) Because you love me for who I am I'll always love you, Mom (Ooh) What Francis doesn't realize is that this is more than a Music Video Clip-inator.
It's a Music Video Mind-Control-inator! Oh.
Oh, hi! Uhm I mean, uh I wasâ I was just sayingâ Mimes control my gator! See, look over there! And you thought I was making it up! Now, onto video number 6! (Song #6: E.
V.
I.
L.
B.
O.
Y.
S.
) Candace.
Have you been near the wild parsnips again? Yes, but you gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
What is it now? Those boys are always up to something And it's bringing me to tears 'Cause just before you get home It always just magically disappears Those boys are evil! But before you get home they somehow always clean up the mess Testify, Candace! Testify! Those boys are evil! Let me spell it out for you, Mom! E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! They built a roller coaster And a beach in the backyard Drove cattle through the city And messed up the boulevard They took me back in time When we went to that museum They built 50-foot tree house robots But still you didn't see them Those boys are evil Their crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress Those boys are evil Sing it with me! (E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!) E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! I know you think they're saints But Mom, I'm here to tell Those B-O-Y-S, they're just E-V-I-L Those boys are evil They're making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press And that don't feel too good! Those boys are evil Everybody! (E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!) E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! That's what I'm talking about! (E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S!) E-V-I-L B-O-Y-S! That's right those boys are Evil little boys! That was stupid fresh! I'm making that one my ringtone for sure! And right now, I've got a surprise for all who have youngsters, a special guest who's got his own death theme song.
Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah, doo-bee doo-bee doo-bah! That's right, it's P to the P, P-squared, or as I like to call him Agent P! Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bahâ Perry! Hey, where's Perry? He's doing a special appearance on a music video clip show.
Hmm.
Well, good for him.
Well, Agent P, I think everyone would like to know.
What are your thoughts on the videos we've seen tonight? Well, thanks for coming.
And I think that sets up our next music video perfectly.
Here it is, thanks to your votes, video number 5! Yeah, somebody, anybody, everybody, scream! (Song #5: S.
I.
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(Squirrels In My Pants) Extended Version) There are squirrels in my pants! That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants! There are squirrels in my pants! Tell me what's makin' you jump like that! (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Squirrels in my pants! S to the I to the M to the P Then maybe you can be movin' like me Step right over and watch me put it down (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it (S to the I to the M to the P) Who you got back home, waterin' your plants? (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) How can I qualify for government grants? (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Yeah Hypnotize me, put me in a trance (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France (She can't see theâ) Squirrels in my pants! Step right over and watch me put it down Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it (S to the I to the M to the P) If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants! (S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!) Yeah Proletariat, bourgeoisie! (Baby you don't need an academic degree!) Everybody's smellin' my potpourri! (S to the I to the M to the P) Step right over and watch me put it down (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it down, down, on the ground (Down, down, on the ground) 'Cause you know I got it goin' on! S to the I to the M to the P! (S) S to the I to the M to the P! (I) If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! (M) Squirrels! S to the I to the M to the P! Squirrels! If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! (S) (S to the I to the M to the P!) If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! (S to the I to the M to the P!) (I) (S to the I to the M to the P!) (M) Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants! Don't go away, folks.
When we come back, we'll have the final four.
Plus, a special video, that will enslave the Tri-State Area! I-I mean Uh engrave my pie-plate carrier! Look, it's silver! It was a wedding gift.
I got it in the divorce! That's right ladies, I'm available! Wait, y-you're getting paid for this? I'm doing this for community service! I-I gotta do like, 200 hours! This show is only half an hour long.
I have to do this 400 times? Oh, and we're back.
We're counting down the top 10 Phineas and Ferb music videos from Season 1, as picked by you, the viewers.
Well, you are definitely buying lunch.
So, here's a little number I like to call four.
(Song #4: Little Brothers) I kind of miss the little guys.
It's as if there was a whole other side to our relationship that I never noticed before.
Little brother I remember when you first came home Then came another Little brother of our own Even when you break my toys You will always be my Little brothers 'Cause you're younger We're related, and you're boys Even when you're making too much noise, You will always be my Little brothers 'Cause you're younger We're related, and you're boys Little brothers Little brothers Little brothers Uh, Stace, you're kind of bumming me out with the song there.
Tubular.
If I had been wearing socks, they would've rocked right off.
You're really not wearing socks? Well, but not at the moment.
Carl, how are my socks coming? Almost done, sir.
Well, here's video number 3.
(Song #3: Busted Extended Version) I can see the things you're doin' And you think that I'm naïve But when I get the goods on you She'll finally believe Well she says it's all just drama But every bubble's got to pop She's gonna see just what you're doin' And then you're finally gonna have to stop! Don't think you're gonna win this time 'Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you I'll get ya! (Yeah) I'll get ya! (Yeah) And when I do, you're gonna be busted! (Busted!) I don't wanna put the hurt on you But you better believe me When I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you You're busted! (Busted!) Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light, This is how it's gonna be When she finds out that I was always right You're busted! There's a new cop on the beat And I'm bringing down the heat My eyes are wise to all your lies 'Cause you're not that discreet And I don't care what you've heard 'Cause there's one six letter word It's gonna set me free (Gonna set me free) It starts with a "B"! (Starts with a "B"!) It goes B-U-S-T-E-D! You are busted! (Busted!) I don't wanna put the hurt on you But you better believe me When I tell you that I finally got the dirt on you (I'll get ya!) You're busted! (Don't think you're gonna win this time) Yeah, she's finally gonna see the light (Drop a dime on you) This is how it's gonna be When she finds out that I was always right (I'll get ya!) (I'll get ya!) You're busted! Fantastical.
Say, Doofenshmirtz, what'cha working on over here? Your doom.
Great googly-moogly.
Carl, get me Agent P.
He's in the green room, sir.
Well, that should be easy then.
Please enjoy music video number 2.
All hail Queen Wahini! (Song #2: Backyard Beach) I can't believe it! Listen up people and I'll teach ya 'Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach, yeah Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say (Say!) "Brother, what'cha gonna do today?" Now you see we're having fun Playin' under the sun And get in line, get in line 'Cause the wet skis runnin' A backyard beach A backyard beach Nothing's outta reach We got the backyard beach You can change in the broken hut Drink out of a coconut Three games for a token, but the rest is free You got skiin', parasailin' Surfin' and a-flailin' Your contacts need saline Or else you can't see Got the backyard beach A backyard beach Nothing's outta reach We got the backyard beach Got the backyard beach A backyard beach Don't fall into the breach Got the backyard beach! Now, my ultimate triumph is in hand! Prepare to be hypnotized, by a video scientifically created to get stuck in your heads, forever! My name is Doof (Song: My Name is Doof) And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! My name is Doof And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! No! My name is Doof And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! His name is Doof My name is Doof And I'll do what he says And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! Whoop whoop! My name isâ Avert your ears, Agent P! My name is Doof Cover your ears! And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! My name is Doof And you'll do what I say Whoop whoop! My nameâ No, no, no, no, oh, get back in there! Wait, why isn'tâ What? Perry the Platypus? I swear, of all the aquatic mammals I hang with, you are truly the most uncooperative! His name is Doof, And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! His name is Doof And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! His name is Doof It's working! And we'll do what he says It's working! Whoop whoop! Oh no, Agent P, His name is Doof it's stuck in their heads.
And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! We need something even more catchy to counteract it.
His name is Doof And we'll do what he says But w-what could we Whoop whoop! Agent P? His name is Doof Agent P, this is no time for decorating.
And we'll do what he says Whoop whoop! Oh, I see.
No! Not the number one requested Phineas and Ferb song! New extended version, never before seen.
Not that! (Song #1: Gitchee Gitchee Goo Extended Version) Ladies and gentlemen, the Ferbettes! I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, and we're gonna sing a song.
Bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! Chicka-chicka choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! My baby's got her own way of talking Whenever she says something sweet And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin' Though my vocabulary's incomplete! I know it may sound confusing (Ooh!) Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight! But I never feel like I'm losing Losing! When I take the time to translate! Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! (Oh!) Chicka-chicka, choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Well I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do But I think I'm getting through! I think I'm getting through 'Cause when I say I love you When I say I love you She says, "I gitchee gitchee goo you, too!" Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Gitchee gitchee goo you, too! Don't need a dictionary! Bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! Chicka-chicka, choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! I said, a-bow, chicka, bow-wow! That's what my baby says! Mow-mow-mow! And my heart starts pumping! Chicka-chicka, choo wap! Never gonna stop! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Gitchee gitchee goo means That I love you, baby! Baby! Baby! Baby-baby-baby-baby Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you! Great job, Agent P.
You stopped Doofenshmirtz, saved the Tri-State Area, and finished the music video countdown.
Well, thanks for tuning in, folks.
We'll see ya next time.
Say good night, Doofenshmirtz.
You know, someday I'll get out of this cage, but your name will still be Francis.
Step right over and watch me put it down Squirrels! (S to the I to the M to the P) Squirrels! Step right over and watch me put it down, down, on the ground 'Cause you know I got it goin' on! S to the I to the M to the P! (S) (I) S to the I to the M to the P! If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! (M) Squirrels! S to the I to the M to the P! Squirrels! If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! (S) S to the I to the M to the P! If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! (I) S to the I to the M to the P! S to the I to the M to the P! Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! (M) Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!