Phineas and Ferb s02e49 Episode Script
Robot Rodeo (15 min)
by ashirogi27 What to do, what to do? Hi, guys.
What'cha doin'? Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.
Hey, are you Fireside Girls missing any specific accomplishment patches? Let's see.
What's next on the list? Rodeo Clown patch! What does a rodeo clown do? They keep the bulls from knockin' you over, like this! Oh, I can see how that would be helpful.
We can build mechanical bulls and have a robot rodeo.
Hey, where's Perry? Ah, Agent P.
Seems the Tri-State Area's association of evil geniuses, the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness, is having some sort of huge gathering.
All of the other agents have been deployed, but none have reported back.
We fear they've been captured.
Now, see what you can do, Agent P.
Monogram out.
Tiny Cowboy live in concert! Um, Candace? Tiny Cowboy is our favorite band ever! Candace?! Candace! I can't go.
Whaâ? I-It's my mom.
She doesn't want me to go to the concert with you.
What? Doesn't she like me? No, no.
She likes you just fine, she just thinks You're I don't know, flighty and unfocused from time to time.
Unfocused? What could possibly give her thatâ Wait.
Didâ Did you hear that? Was that Ferb's band-saw? Candace? Yes? Focus.
Oh, yeah, right.
Mom said if I'm going to a grown-up concert, she wants me to go with someone more grounded and mature.
I can be grounded and mature.
Really? Well, I can certainly fake it for long enough to convince your mom.
Remember that time I pretended to be Irish for a whole week? Indeed I do, Miss O'Flynn! We can do this! Welcome, one and all, to the second annual Inator Creator contest.
And now, please welcome last year's winner Rodney! Thank you.
Feast your eyes, boys.
Ta-da! Look upon this belt of victory.
Ooh, I'm taking that puppy home with me, 'cause I'll have a greater Inator this year.
Not a greater, it'sâ I-I'm not gonna break a block of cheese and make nachos for you guys.
It'sâ It's greater in the sense that it's better than it was last year.
That's what I mean.
All right, let's concentrate on your look.
Ta-da! Butâ They're just a pair of fake glasses.
Exactly.
Nothing says real focus like fake glasses.
What's that? Cowgirls and cowpokes, Wait a minute! welcome to the Flynn-Fletcher Bros' Rodeo! What's going on out there? Candace? They'd better not beâ Feeling busting urge! Easy, girl.
Great job on these cowboy hat helmets, Ferb.
A rodeo? Gotta tell Mom! Wait.
Falling all over yourself to bust your brothers is exactly what makes you look so flighty and unfocused.
I must repress my most basic urges to bust.
Repressing basic urges is pretty responsible, isn't it? Is it ever! Look at my mom! Cake is a sometimes food.
Cake is a sometimes food.
All right, cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to get along, little doggy.
Or even a short little doggy.
I'm here all week.
Try the veal! (Song: Robot Rodeo) You're not a cow I'm just a boy With a mechanical bovine toy! I'm just a boy Or just a girl And you rock my mechanical bovine world! Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo Give me a lasso and I'll give it a throw Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo In my robot rodeo Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo, yipee-kiyay! Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo, yipee-kiyay! Finally, Perry the Platypus! All the other animal agents were here on time before they got captured, I'm just saying.
It's embarrassing.
Anyway, join your friends in the inhospitality suite! Oh, and Perryâ Heinz, stop monologuing with your nemesis and show us that supposed Inator of yours already! Doofy rented a private room off the convention floor, because he's still working on his! Laugh enough, now, Rodney, but soon, you'll be crying like aâ Uh, like a Like a something that's cries.
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo! Ugh, he makes me so angry! I'mâ Uh, because he's so right! I need time to finish my Inator! All I've got so far is the fog machine and that's just to add some pizzazz to the presentation.
I could turn it on and fog out the whole contest, but all that would do is buy me some time Hey! Okay, shoulders back.
Check! Steady walk? Check.
Serious look.
Check! Uh, Stacy? Yes? I'm feeling the busting urge.
Howdy, Candace! Enjoying the rodeo? Ugh! Eyes on the prize, Candace, stay in character.
I'm sure your mom let you go to a concert by yourself when you were a teenager.
Hmm No.
Good afternoon, Mother.
Good afternoon, Dr.
Hirano.
Pardon the interruption, but, is there any tediously responsible errand of a focused and mature nature that I can perform for you? Balance a checkbook, pay the bills, perhaps file some taxes? Why do I feel that all of this has something to do with busting your brothers? What?! No.
That would be childish of me.
You see? Candace is level-headed and responsible.
She's not a bit worried about what Phineas and Ferb are doing right now.
What?! Yes! No! Yes! I mean, i-if a responsible and focused person Like Candace Were to see her brothers engaged in some potentially reckless activity Ow! That was childish.
There's no case to ruin it whatsoever! This is hideous.
It is getting pretty foggy.
Should we call the rodeo off? Nah, we'll just incorporate it and have a foggy robot rodeo! Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Ride 'em where? You should see what I'm doin'! This fog is making my hair frizzy! It's so nice to sit and be responsible for a change.
Just.
.
.
focused, you know? And Candace and I were thinking thatâ Oh, a live musical event might be a good opportunity for us to really Ma Ma Candace? M-M-M-M-M Tiny Cowboy.
Ma! Ma! Candace, the concert! I can't help myself! Mom!!! Phineas and Ferb built a rodeo in the backyard with mechanical bulls and bleachers and is really dangerous! Come on, you gotta bust them! This even I have to see.
Come onâ Hey, what happened to Danville? That's quite a fog bank.
Follow me.
Come on, come on.
This way, ladies.
Pick up the pace! Candace, slow down! Focus, must finish Inator.
Whaâ What's all that noise out there? I don't get it, whatâ What's there to applaud? My fog machine should've obscured everyone's Inators.
What could it beâ I give you, the Fog Clearer-Inator! Once again, Rodney gives us just what we need, just when we need it.
That puts him in the lead.
What?! An electric fan? I knew I could beat that if I just had a little more time! Wait! Candace, we've been walking forever! Where's the backyard? Hmm That way! I can smell Phineas and Ferb! And what exactly do they smell like? Motor oil and competence! Hey! Oh! Hey, hey! What's wrong, Buford? I don't know, something's making my bull go whacko! The animal agents are free! My Inator! How disquieting! No, Agent C! Oh, my mom's gonna kill me! No, it's just an electric fan! It's been official to mankind! That balloon! It's making the bulls angry! Hey, kid, you think you can let go of that balloon? This balloon costs me fifty cents! Let go of the balloon! Mom! Mom! The fog is lifting! Aha! Uh Rodeo? Bu-bu-bu-bu-but, thereâ There was anâ And I sawâ A-And the bulls Hey, Candace.
Well, so much for Tiny Cowboy.
Oh, you can go to the concert.
Candace's single-minded determination to bust her brothers shows focus.
Something I hope rubs off on you, young lady.
Doofenshmirtz, I see you finally managed to cobble something together.
What do you call it? A Later-inator? No I give you the Eradicate Rodney's-Inator-inator! What?! No fair! Like a baby! Yeah, that's right! That's what I was looking for.
And, it's the last Inator standing! Doofenshmirtz wins by default! By default, my favorite way to win! Unfortunately, the trophy belt was destroyed in the fight.
So Uh Oh! Here, take this balloon instead.
Eh, a prize is a prize.
I'm going to call you Balloony II.
What's that? Oh, there you are, Perry.
Well, this was fun, but I'm gonna go wash my hair, now.
(Song: Izzy's Got the Frizzies) Whoa, whoa, yeah! She's gonna be a big sensation Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) Cause she's sportin' major kinkification Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) And now she's gonna tell you how Izzy's got the frizzies! It's because of the humidity! Whoa, whoa, yeah! She's gonna be a big sensation Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) Cause she's sportin' major kinkification Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) And now she's gonna tell you how Izzy's got the frizzies!
What'cha doin'? Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.
Hey, are you Fireside Girls missing any specific accomplishment patches? Let's see.
What's next on the list? Rodeo Clown patch! What does a rodeo clown do? They keep the bulls from knockin' you over, like this! Oh, I can see how that would be helpful.
We can build mechanical bulls and have a robot rodeo.
Hey, where's Perry? Ah, Agent P.
Seems the Tri-State Area's association of evil geniuses, the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness, is having some sort of huge gathering.
All of the other agents have been deployed, but none have reported back.
We fear they've been captured.
Now, see what you can do, Agent P.
Monogram out.
Tiny Cowboy live in concert! Um, Candace? Tiny Cowboy is our favorite band ever! Candace?! Candace! I can't go.
Whaâ? I-It's my mom.
She doesn't want me to go to the concert with you.
What? Doesn't she like me? No, no.
She likes you just fine, she just thinks You're I don't know, flighty and unfocused from time to time.
Unfocused? What could possibly give her thatâ Wait.
Didâ Did you hear that? Was that Ferb's band-saw? Candace? Yes? Focus.
Oh, yeah, right.
Mom said if I'm going to a grown-up concert, she wants me to go with someone more grounded and mature.
I can be grounded and mature.
Really? Well, I can certainly fake it for long enough to convince your mom.
Remember that time I pretended to be Irish for a whole week? Indeed I do, Miss O'Flynn! We can do this! Welcome, one and all, to the second annual Inator Creator contest.
And now, please welcome last year's winner Rodney! Thank you.
Feast your eyes, boys.
Ta-da! Look upon this belt of victory.
Ooh, I'm taking that puppy home with me, 'cause I'll have a greater Inator this year.
Not a greater, it'sâ I-I'm not gonna break a block of cheese and make nachos for you guys.
It'sâ It's greater in the sense that it's better than it was last year.
That's what I mean.
All right, let's concentrate on your look.
Ta-da! Butâ They're just a pair of fake glasses.
Exactly.
Nothing says real focus like fake glasses.
What's that? Cowgirls and cowpokes, Wait a minute! welcome to the Flynn-Fletcher Bros' Rodeo! What's going on out there? Candace? They'd better not beâ Feeling busting urge! Easy, girl.
Great job on these cowboy hat helmets, Ferb.
A rodeo? Gotta tell Mom! Wait.
Falling all over yourself to bust your brothers is exactly what makes you look so flighty and unfocused.
I must repress my most basic urges to bust.
Repressing basic urges is pretty responsible, isn't it? Is it ever! Look at my mom! Cake is a sometimes food.
Cake is a sometimes food.
All right, cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to get along, little doggy.
Or even a short little doggy.
I'm here all week.
Try the veal! (Song: Robot Rodeo) You're not a cow I'm just a boy With a mechanical bovine toy! I'm just a boy Or just a girl And you rock my mechanical bovine world! Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo Give me a lasso and I'll give it a throw Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo In my robot rodeo Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo, yipee-kiyay! Yipee-kiyay, yipee-kiyo, yipee-kiyay! Finally, Perry the Platypus! All the other animal agents were here on time before they got captured, I'm just saying.
It's embarrassing.
Anyway, join your friends in the inhospitality suite! Oh, and Perryâ Heinz, stop monologuing with your nemesis and show us that supposed Inator of yours already! Doofy rented a private room off the convention floor, because he's still working on his! Laugh enough, now, Rodney, but soon, you'll be crying like aâ Uh, like a Like a something that's cries.
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo! Ugh, he makes me so angry! I'mâ Uh, because he's so right! I need time to finish my Inator! All I've got so far is the fog machine and that's just to add some pizzazz to the presentation.
I could turn it on and fog out the whole contest, but all that would do is buy me some time Hey! Okay, shoulders back.
Check! Steady walk? Check.
Serious look.
Check! Uh, Stacy? Yes? I'm feeling the busting urge.
Howdy, Candace! Enjoying the rodeo? Ugh! Eyes on the prize, Candace, stay in character.
I'm sure your mom let you go to a concert by yourself when you were a teenager.
Hmm No.
Good afternoon, Mother.
Good afternoon, Dr.
Hirano.
Pardon the interruption, but, is there any tediously responsible errand of a focused and mature nature that I can perform for you? Balance a checkbook, pay the bills, perhaps file some taxes? Why do I feel that all of this has something to do with busting your brothers? What?! No.
That would be childish of me.
You see? Candace is level-headed and responsible.
She's not a bit worried about what Phineas and Ferb are doing right now.
What?! Yes! No! Yes! I mean, i-if a responsible and focused person Like Candace Were to see her brothers engaged in some potentially reckless activity Ow! That was childish.
There's no case to ruin it whatsoever! This is hideous.
It is getting pretty foggy.
Should we call the rodeo off? Nah, we'll just incorporate it and have a foggy robot rodeo! Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Ride 'em where? You should see what I'm doin'! This fog is making my hair frizzy! It's so nice to sit and be responsible for a change.
Just.
.
.
focused, you know? And Candace and I were thinking thatâ Oh, a live musical event might be a good opportunity for us to really Ma Ma Candace? M-M-M-M-M Tiny Cowboy.
Ma! Ma! Candace, the concert! I can't help myself! Mom!!! Phineas and Ferb built a rodeo in the backyard with mechanical bulls and bleachers and is really dangerous! Come on, you gotta bust them! This even I have to see.
Come onâ Hey, what happened to Danville? That's quite a fog bank.
Follow me.
Come on, come on.
This way, ladies.
Pick up the pace! Candace, slow down! Focus, must finish Inator.
Whaâ What's all that noise out there? I don't get it, whatâ What's there to applaud? My fog machine should've obscured everyone's Inators.
What could it beâ I give you, the Fog Clearer-Inator! Once again, Rodney gives us just what we need, just when we need it.
That puts him in the lead.
What?! An electric fan? I knew I could beat that if I just had a little more time! Wait! Candace, we've been walking forever! Where's the backyard? Hmm That way! I can smell Phineas and Ferb! And what exactly do they smell like? Motor oil and competence! Hey! Oh! Hey, hey! What's wrong, Buford? I don't know, something's making my bull go whacko! The animal agents are free! My Inator! How disquieting! No, Agent C! Oh, my mom's gonna kill me! No, it's just an electric fan! It's been official to mankind! That balloon! It's making the bulls angry! Hey, kid, you think you can let go of that balloon? This balloon costs me fifty cents! Let go of the balloon! Mom! Mom! The fog is lifting! Aha! Uh Rodeo? Bu-bu-bu-bu-but, thereâ There was anâ And I sawâ A-And the bulls Hey, Candace.
Well, so much for Tiny Cowboy.
Oh, you can go to the concert.
Candace's single-minded determination to bust her brothers shows focus.
Something I hope rubs off on you, young lady.
Doofenshmirtz, I see you finally managed to cobble something together.
What do you call it? A Later-inator? No I give you the Eradicate Rodney's-Inator-inator! What?! No fair! Like a baby! Yeah, that's right! That's what I was looking for.
And, it's the last Inator standing! Doofenshmirtz wins by default! By default, my favorite way to win! Unfortunately, the trophy belt was destroyed in the fight.
So Uh Oh! Here, take this balloon instead.
Eh, a prize is a prize.
I'm going to call you Balloony II.
What's that? Oh, there you are, Perry.
Well, this was fun, but I'm gonna go wash my hair, now.
(Song: Izzy's Got the Frizzies) Whoa, whoa, yeah! She's gonna be a big sensation Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) Cause she's sportin' major kinkification Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) And now she's gonna tell you how Izzy's got the frizzies! It's because of the humidity! Whoa, whoa, yeah! She's gonna be a big sensation Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) Cause she's sportin' major kinkification Izzy's got the frizzies! (Izzy's) Ow! (Izzy's got the frizzies) And now she's gonna tell you how Izzy's got the frizzies!