Phineas and Ferb s02e50 Episode Script
The Beak (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Here it is.
The Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-of-insanity-kiss-your-butt-goodbye-gravity's- a-stone-cold-sucker-nightmare-rail-skate-track-obstacle-course of doom! You ready, Ferb? Oops.
Ooh.
Ah.
Op.
Oh! You know, it occurs to me we could get hurt.
I guess the "of doom" in the name should've tipped us off.
Well, Ferbooch, unfortunately, there's only one way down.
The stairs.
Okay, Linda, you may feel a little pressure.
There you are, Mom.
*Candace? Phineas and Ferb have built a giant skateboard obstacle course of doom on top of the house! You have toâ *Oh, you have got to be kidding me! *If you haven't noticed I'm kinda in the middle of something here! Is that even English? Out! Alright, alright, jeez! Don't take it out on me, I'm the good guy here! Okay, let's get back to your root canal.
*Ah, thank goodness.
Hi, Phineas.
Hey, Isabella.
What's up with the getup? I'm going for my Intrepid Reporter Patch.
Can I report on what you guys are doing? Sure.
Cool! Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, the Fireside Girl Gazette.
What'cha doin'? Ferb and I have built the ultimate extreme skate track obstacle course! Awesome! I knew I could count on you for the coolest story ever! Have you attempted a run yet? Well, we decided we still need to make a few tweaks and adjustments, so, we can, you know survive and stuff.
Okay.
I'll be back in an hour.
Hopefully I can make the Early Mid-Morning Edition! See ya! Hm Instead of modifying the track, maybe we should modify ourselves.
Together, we could be the most ultimate skateboarder ever! Hey, where's Perry? Agent P, we've begun emergency evacuation plans omega.
We've just received this tape from Doofenshmirtz.
Watch closely, Agent P, and join us in girlish panic if youâre into it.
Hey, guess what, Tri-State Area, I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have seized control and I'm now your supreme leader.
Seriously, life as you know it is over.
Thank you, and remember, doof you, doof me, doof us! I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I approve this evil message.
While Doofenshmirtz is in charge, no man, woman, child, or hat-wearing mammal is safe.
You must find out how this happened then stop it.
Until then, Carl and I will be on the lamb, incognito.
Good luck, Agent P! Okay.
We have to blur the line between skateboard and skateboarder.
We can combine dirt biking, ATV racing, in-line skating, street luge, motorized scooters, and Bulgarian folk dancing.
Of course, all this extreme fun requires extreme safety, shoulder pads, goggles, gloves, Bulgarian folk athletic supporters, and rocket boosters, razor wire, grappling hooks and laser blaster.
Then, we lock it all together with an indestructible titanium exoskeleton that increases strength, jumping ability, and other physical attributes 100 times, including the senses and folk dancing ability.
What, you think we should have more Bulgarian-folk-related elements? Oh, less! Less Bulgarâ Okay.
Wow, I thought we were on the same page, but no.
It's cool.
Whatever.
Time to suit up! Okay, video link active.
How you doin', Ferb? Oh, cool! Look what it does to my voice! Oh, yeah! (Song: Yippy Ki Yi Yay!) How about a little test run? three, four Catch me if you can I'm like a bullet, man On the edge of my seat By the skin of my teeth Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Help! Wheeeee! Help! Yippy ki yi yay! Help! Hey, what's that? Turn down the music.
He's stuck in the tree, and I can't get him down! Sounds like Buford's in trouble.
Hey, Ferb, maybe we can use this suit to help him.
Hold on tight! Hit the rocket boosters! Whoa! Yeah! Hey, Ferb, check us out! We're flying! Phineas, I'm back! Phineas? Ferb? Well, I guess there goes my Early Mid-Morning Edition story.
Look, there they are! Help, my nerd is stuck in a tree! Look, it's your favorite calculator and some math problems! Ooh! Fractions? Baljeet! I got you! What is that? This is so much worse than hitting the ground! He saved my nerd! Wow! That was amazing! I can't believe Phineas and Ferb missed it.
It's not fair.
Every time I try to bust Phineas and Ferb, it's, "Candace, I'm shopping", "Candace, Iâm having root canal surgery", "Candace, I'm deliberating with a sequestered jury.
How did you even get in here?" Then myâ Oh, look, a flying man! Wait a second.
Isn't that impossible? Wait another second! Something impossible plus that thing existing in real life equals Phineas and Ferb! Well, we've figured out how to fly.
Now, we need to figure out how to stop flying.
Deploying grappling hooks! Well, at least we stopped flying.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ex-leaders of the Tri-State Area, I have called you here to help ease the people through this transition of power.
I thought you called me here to re-caulk your tub.
Um I'm only the crossing guard at Fourth Street and Maple.
I'm not really sure how much authority Iâ Silence! Are you suggesting that I attempted to gather the leaders of the Tri-State Area, but the best I could do was a crossing guard and my building super? Uh, no But, now that you mention itâ Silence! Wrong! You're wrong! Do you know who that is? It's only Roger Doofenshmirtz, the mayor of Danville! So, shut up! What do you know, youâre only a crossing guard! That's what I'm trying to tell you! Silence! I'm sorry, but if we're not actually gonna plan Mom's birthday, then I've gotta jet.
Yeah, us too.
Beâ Hey, hey, wait! Wait! Come back! I'm notâ Oh, great, Perry the Platypus.
This is all I need.
So, what did you want to talk to me aboutâ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Wow, the suit makes the clean-up fast, fun and 'ficient! I feel bad about missing Isabella.
I hope she found something else to write a story about.
Early Mid-Morning Edition! The Beak saves the geek! "Superhero comes to Danville, by Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.
I call him The Beak.
" Hey, I like that.
"With The Beak watching over us, everyone in Danville is free to have the best day ever.
" Best day ever, huh? We'll see about that.
Are you in there complainin' again about never havin' a good day in your life? Well, I never did! Where's my best day ever, thank you very much? Ha, I told her.
Oh! I heard that! A superhero? That's not at all what we planned to do today! Oh, hi, Isabella.
Phineas, where'd you go? You really let me down.
Yeah, sorry about that.
It's a good thing something else came along for me to report on.
Yeah, I know, butâ Hey, maybe we can make it up to you.
Really? Yeah, how would you like an exclusive? Great! Meet me downtown in five minutes! Will do.
Come on, we have to go tell Isabella we're The Beak.
Fine, we can take the suit.
I knew it wasâ Blech, blech! "Superhero comes to Danville.
" Well, they're about to get super-busted! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Well, I've gotta admit this flying thing is pretty fun.
Hey, look, there's Isabella.
Yo, Isabellaâ Take that, birdbrain! Behold, the Khaka Crawler.
I built it in my basement out of discarded washers and dryers, thank you very much.
And I'm gonna make sure no one has the best day ever! Hide my baby! Phineas, where are you? There's this giant robot machine attacking downtown Danville! I'm all alone here! Call me as soon as you get this.
Come on, Isabella, this is what being an intrepid reporter is all about! Oh, this is not good, Melanie.
I'll bet they'll try and pin this on me.
It's not like you're the one who used the unsigned proposal for defending Danville from giant robot attacks as a coaster.
Oh, wait.
You were.
Yes, it's so easy to blame the guy in charge.
The guy in charge.
That's it! And whoa! Uh, you know that whole taking over the Tri-State Area thing? I-I was just bluffing.
Iâ I-I hoped maybe if I just told everyone I was in charge, they'd be too lazy or too busy to, you know actually check.
Oh, hello, Roger.
Uh-huh.
What? You are? Me? In charge? It worked? You're kidding! Y-You're not kidding? Oh, where is Phineas? He'd know what to do.
Please, Phineas.
Where are you? Who knew wrecking everyone's day would be this much fun? Hey, you! The Beak! Oh, you're back for more, thank you very much.
Oh, great.
Now I have to restart, thank you very much.
Dude, who are you, anyway? If you're here to give Danville the best day ever, then I'm here to give Danville the worst day ever.
You can call me Khaka Peü Peü! What? Oh, come on.
It's a family name, loosely translated as "The Strong Fist", or "That Strong Fist".
Thank you very much! All right, let's wrap this up.
Hey, my first superhero pun.
Well, don't quit your day job, Mr.
Comedian.
Actually, I thought it was pretty clever.
Yeah, 'cause, see, it wrapped around the legs.
If you didn't like that one, maybe this will be a hit.
Yeah, see, 'causeâ 'Cause he hit him.
I'm not an idiot, Charles.
This isn't over.
You haven't seen the last of Khaka Peü Peü! I'll come at you through what's most important to you.
Thank you very much! You were amazing! Huh? Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, the Fireside Girl Gazette.
Would it be okay if I asked you a few questions? Um I can't talk right now.
Gotta go, bye.
Oh.
Uh, okay.
Bye.
Thanks for saving me.
We can't tell Isabella we're The Beak now.
That would put her in danger.
The life of a superhero is a lonely one, Ferb.
Even after only eleven minutes.
What will become of our heroes now? Find out in the next exciting episode of The Beak! We now return to suburban Danville, where things continue to happen.
Are you sure Phineas and Ferb are really The Beak? He is just so heroic and hunky.
Ugh! Barf-aroni with cheese! Stacy, please.
Phineas and Ferb are doing something totally bustable that's also mobile.
We can lure them right to Mom to bust themselves.
And how exactly will we do this? Well, if they wanna play superhero, then, we're gonna play super-villain.
Call me The Dangiraffe.
Right And where do I fit in? You'll be my henchman.
Your what? I-It's like the bridesmaid of crime.
Okay, got it.
Although, it looks like they've got their hands full with Khaka Peü Peü.
That's obviously some big, stupid dress-up game they're playing with their little loser friends.
Now, if my research is correct, the way to defeat a superhero is to come at him through what's important to him.
Hey, check this place out.
Swanky.
Melanie? Hello, Heinz.
No, no, please call me, Supreme Leader Doofenshmirtz.
The Great.
No.
Oh, I see Roger left me a note.
Let's see.
"Bro, thanks for filling in for me.
You're going to make a great fall guy.
I mean, mayor.
" Aw, that's so sweet.
Go ahead and put that on my new desk.
Made you carry your own trap.
Now, my first order of business is to make all the citizens of Danville bow downâ! No, it's not.
Here's your schedule and all your missed phone calls.
Let's focus.
Oh, uh, wow.
Uh, okay And if you hadn't noticed, the city is in the grip of fear and panic caused by an evil super-villain intent on destroying our way of life.
What? Butâ But, that's my job! There.
You can't even tell we've built our secret lair up in the tree.
Hi, guys.
Nothing! I mean Hi, Isabella.
We're not doing nothing! Where have you been? Um Oh.
You know us.
Busy, busy, busy.
Right.
While you two were busy making sure your summer day was fun, other people were busy saving Danville.
The Beak, huh? Check it out, Ferb.
A real superhero.
And I need your help to find him.
I thought there might be some clues in the photos I took that could help him stop Khaka Peü Peü.
Fine, if you guys aren't going to take this seriously, I'll find The Beak on my own.
Isabella, wait.
I gotta go.
Bye, Phineas.
Ferb, to the nest.
Ready, Ferb? Let's wing it.
Ba-caw! (Song: The Beak) The Beak The Beak Flies as fast as a supersonic jet The Beak (The Beak) The Beak, The Beak You can't fly, be honest, you can't The Beak (The Beak) The Beak, The Beak He's strong enough to move a mountain You're pretty weak (Seriously, what do you bench?) You really are pretty lame compared to The Beak The Beak, The Beak, The Beak The Beak! Phineas, quick! Mom is in danger! And the award goes to Oh, wait, shoot.
On the corner of Fourth Street and Maple Drive! Beautiful! Now it's all up to The Dangiraffe.
So, then what does The Dangerbil do? I told you.
You're my henchman.
Hench or something.
Oh, no, you did not just tell me to hench.
Okay, just watch my bike! Candace, what on Earth are you doing? Ugh! Give, woman! What do you need? Gum? Help, help! I'm taking her purse! Here, honey, here's a 20.
Why don't you go see a movie? Aha! I stole 20 bucks from this woman! Help! The Beak! Hi, Mom.
Hi, Candace.
Everything okay? What? Where's The Beak? Mom's been robbed.
Oh, yes, right.
Apparently Giraffe Girl has robbed me.
Oh, come on, admit it.
You two are superheroes.
Well, Ferb has been working out.
Thanks for noticing.
Tell her the truth.
You're making me look ridiculous.
Way too easy.
I lost your bike.
Well, as much as I hate joining forces with good, I need to take my responsibilities as mayor very seriously, if I plan to abuse the position later, so Melanie, have you gotten me the phone number of The Beak? That's your stapler.
Oops, sorry.
Have you gotten the phone number of The Beâ? Still your stapler.
"Apparently Giraffe Girl has robbed me.
" "Ferb has been working out.
" "Excuse me, my child can't see the movie over your monstrous giraffe head!" Oh, I'll show them.
I'll show them all.
Hello, there.
Hey, you're Khaka Peü Peü.
No offense.
None taken, thank you very much.
I had no idea we had another player in this game.
Aha! I knew it.
It's all some stupid game.
I'm The Dangiraffe.
Right What do you say we join forces to defeat The Beak? Fine, but if my friends see us, I don't know you.
Hmm.
Come on, Ferb.
Let's get back to the nest.
Oh.
Hello, Ferb.
Phineas.
Hey, Isabella.
Sorry we had to duck out on you earlier.
Well, that's okay.
It's just kind of weird for me not to know where you are or what'cha doin'.
Fair enough.
Miss Garcia-Shapiro? I've got your next headline.
"Everybody's day ruined once and for all, and The Beak powerless to save it!" Um, it's a little wordy for a headline.
Enough! Okay, Danville, nothing ruins a day faster than unexpected rain showers! You monster! Now I'm wet.
Melanie? That's your tape dispenser.
Melaâ Paperweight.
Oh, no.
This is terrible.
I'm so glad you're here with me, Phineas.
Come on, we can cover the action better from the top of City Hall! Phineas? I'm sorry, Isabella.
We can't go with you.
You're gonna leave me again? You're gonna have to trust me.
Have I ever let you down? Yes.
Like, four times today alone.
I'm sorry, Isabella.
Maybe one day you'll understand.
Come on, Ferb.
Let's roll.
Phineas! Don't you leave me! Phineas! Melanie, could you come in here And that would be a bowl of mints.
I've got my finger in a bowl of mints? Yes, you do.
Oh, well, that would explain why there are so many buttons.
I guess your superhero turned out to be a chicken beak.
Well, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Ugh! Well, I've got a surprise for you too.
I'm not alone this time.
May I introduce The Dangiraffe! Busted.
Her name's funny, but not ha-ha funny.
Oh, no.
He's got Candace.
I can't believe it.
He actually found out what was important to us.
Your move, worm breath.
Um Okay.
I give up.
Then to the death it iâ Wait, what? You win.
Huh? Why? Well, 'cause you've got her.
What, The Dangiraffe? You're kidding! She's just my henchman.
Oh, I do not hench, thank you very much.
Dangiraffe is out.
Peace.
Ba-caw.
Wait, how did he get so far away? Melanie, do we even have an intercom? We do not.
Hey, look, it's The Beak.
Awesome! I'm gonna go check it out.
Whoa! Help! Oh, no! Isabella! And that's not all, do-gooder.
Watch as I destroy the very symbol of good days everywhere! Oh, no! The Bango-Rus on Ice will crush us! Beak, save me! Uh-oh.
Two problems, one Beak.
I can't hold on! Gotcha! Phineas! But what happened to The Beak? Come back here, you! Thanks for coming back, Phineas.
No problem.
Ah, gotta go.
Don't worry, your friend's fine.
He landed on a ledge, but don't look for me because he crawled in a window.
You know, perhaps I'm over-explaining this.
Gotta go! Admit it, you're having a bad day.
Never! Nothing's gonna stop me from having the best day ever.
Oh, yeah? Well, I never had a best day ever.
Thank you very much.
I get it, Ferb.
All this guy ever wanted was to have the best day ever.
You know what we have to do, right? Now, Beak, we finish it.
I coul dn't agree more! Huh? Phineas is The Beak?! Hey, you just earned your "Uh-Durr" Patch.
You're just a couple of kids.
Sure, my name's Phineas and this is my brother Ferb.
Mom, did you see them? Did you? Did you? Did you? Um, no, the optometrist just dilated my pupils.
Everything's actually a big, blurry blob at the moment.
But get me.
"I'll be back.
" But there's no point in being a super villain if there's no superhero to fight with.
Exactly.
We were thinking of rebuilding our cool skateboard ramp.
Wanna help? It'll be fun! Really? You want me to help? Wait a minute.
How is that fun? It's like 85° out here.
That sounds dreadful! Butâ Butâ Butâ Forget it! Where've you been? Oh, hi, honey.
Shoo-ush, you! You were supposed to take me shopping.
I need me some more throwing chairs! Yes, dear.
There goes my day, thank you very much.
Well, it looks like he's gonna get his punishment after all.
Finally, it's my turn.
Now, let the master show you how evil is done! Perry Phineas, I'm sorry I doubted you.
I should have known you were The Beak all along.
That's okay, Isabella.
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.
I know you were just trying to protect me.
What? Curse you, Perry the Beakapus! What was that? Good work, Agent P.
Oh, hey, my vision's clearing up.
So, what did you want me to see? Oh, forget it.
Okay, then.
Why don't we all go home for some snacks? Yeah! By the way, Phineas, you were very brave.
Thanks.
You were too.
Um, hello? Entire lower half of amazing superhero here.
I guess there's no glory in thighs.
And so Things pretty much worked out.
I guess.
Narrator guy is out.
Peace.
The Beak The Beak Flies as fast as a supersonic jet The Beak (The Beak) The Beak (The Beak) You can't fly, be honest, you can't The Beak (The Beak) The Beak (The Beak) He's strong enough to move a mountain You're pretty weak (Seriously, what do you bench?) You really are pretty lame compared to The Beak The Beak, The Beak, The Beak The Beak!
The Phineas-and-Ferb-edge-of-insanity-kiss-your-butt-goodbye-gravity's- a-stone-cold-sucker-nightmare-rail-skate-track-obstacle-course of doom! You ready, Ferb? Oops.
Ooh.
Ah.
Op.
Oh! You know, it occurs to me we could get hurt.
I guess the "of doom" in the name should've tipped us off.
Well, Ferbooch, unfortunately, there's only one way down.
The stairs.
Okay, Linda, you may feel a little pressure.
There you are, Mom.
*Candace? Phineas and Ferb have built a giant skateboard obstacle course of doom on top of the house! You have toâ *Oh, you have got to be kidding me! *If you haven't noticed I'm kinda in the middle of something here! Is that even English? Out! Alright, alright, jeez! Don't take it out on me, I'm the good guy here! Okay, let's get back to your root canal.
*Ah, thank goodness.
Hi, Phineas.
Hey, Isabella.
What's up with the getup? I'm going for my Intrepid Reporter Patch.
Can I report on what you guys are doing? Sure.
Cool! Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, the Fireside Girl Gazette.
What'cha doin'? Ferb and I have built the ultimate extreme skate track obstacle course! Awesome! I knew I could count on you for the coolest story ever! Have you attempted a run yet? Well, we decided we still need to make a few tweaks and adjustments, so, we can, you know survive and stuff.
Okay.
I'll be back in an hour.
Hopefully I can make the Early Mid-Morning Edition! See ya! Hm Instead of modifying the track, maybe we should modify ourselves.
Together, we could be the most ultimate skateboarder ever! Hey, where's Perry? Agent P, we've begun emergency evacuation plans omega.
We've just received this tape from Doofenshmirtz.
Watch closely, Agent P, and join us in girlish panic if youâre into it.
Hey, guess what, Tri-State Area, I, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have seized control and I'm now your supreme leader.
Seriously, life as you know it is over.
Thank you, and remember, doof you, doof me, doof us! I'm Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I approve this evil message.
While Doofenshmirtz is in charge, no man, woman, child, or hat-wearing mammal is safe.
You must find out how this happened then stop it.
Until then, Carl and I will be on the lamb, incognito.
Good luck, Agent P! Okay.
We have to blur the line between skateboard and skateboarder.
We can combine dirt biking, ATV racing, in-line skating, street luge, motorized scooters, and Bulgarian folk dancing.
Of course, all this extreme fun requires extreme safety, shoulder pads, goggles, gloves, Bulgarian folk athletic supporters, and rocket boosters, razor wire, grappling hooks and laser blaster.
Then, we lock it all together with an indestructible titanium exoskeleton that increases strength, jumping ability, and other physical attributes 100 times, including the senses and folk dancing ability.
What, you think we should have more Bulgarian-folk-related elements? Oh, less! Less Bulgarâ Okay.
Wow, I thought we were on the same page, but no.
It's cool.
Whatever.
Time to suit up! Okay, video link active.
How you doin', Ferb? Oh, cool! Look what it does to my voice! Oh, yeah! (Song: Yippy Ki Yi Yay!) How about a little test run? three, four Catch me if you can I'm like a bullet, man On the edge of my seat By the skin of my teeth Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Wheeeee! Yippy ki yi yay! Help! Wheeeee! Help! Yippy ki yi yay! Help! Hey, what's that? Turn down the music.
He's stuck in the tree, and I can't get him down! Sounds like Buford's in trouble.
Hey, Ferb, maybe we can use this suit to help him.
Hold on tight! Hit the rocket boosters! Whoa! Yeah! Hey, Ferb, check us out! We're flying! Phineas, I'm back! Phineas? Ferb? Well, I guess there goes my Early Mid-Morning Edition story.
Look, there they are! Help, my nerd is stuck in a tree! Look, it's your favorite calculator and some math problems! Ooh! Fractions? Baljeet! I got you! What is that? This is so much worse than hitting the ground! He saved my nerd! Wow! That was amazing! I can't believe Phineas and Ferb missed it.
It's not fair.
Every time I try to bust Phineas and Ferb, it's, "Candace, I'm shopping", "Candace, Iâm having root canal surgery", "Candace, I'm deliberating with a sequestered jury.
How did you even get in here?" Then myâ Oh, look, a flying man! Wait a second.
Isn't that impossible? Wait another second! Something impossible plus that thing existing in real life equals Phineas and Ferb! Well, we've figured out how to fly.
Now, we need to figure out how to stop flying.
Deploying grappling hooks! Well, at least we stopped flying.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ex-leaders of the Tri-State Area, I have called you here to help ease the people through this transition of power.
I thought you called me here to re-caulk your tub.
Um I'm only the crossing guard at Fourth Street and Maple.
I'm not really sure how much authority Iâ Silence! Are you suggesting that I attempted to gather the leaders of the Tri-State Area, but the best I could do was a crossing guard and my building super? Uh, no But, now that you mention itâ Silence! Wrong! You're wrong! Do you know who that is? It's only Roger Doofenshmirtz, the mayor of Danville! So, shut up! What do you know, youâre only a crossing guard! That's what I'm trying to tell you! Silence! I'm sorry, but if we're not actually gonna plan Mom's birthday, then I've gotta jet.
Yeah, us too.
Beâ Hey, hey, wait! Wait! Come back! I'm notâ Oh, great, Perry the Platypus.
This is all I need.
So, what did you want to talk to me aboutâ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Wow, the suit makes the clean-up fast, fun and 'ficient! I feel bad about missing Isabella.
I hope she found something else to write a story about.
Early Mid-Morning Edition! The Beak saves the geek! "Superhero comes to Danville, by Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.
I call him The Beak.
" Hey, I like that.
"With The Beak watching over us, everyone in Danville is free to have the best day ever.
" Best day ever, huh? We'll see about that.
Are you in there complainin' again about never havin' a good day in your life? Well, I never did! Where's my best day ever, thank you very much? Ha, I told her.
Oh! I heard that! A superhero? That's not at all what we planned to do today! Oh, hi, Isabella.
Phineas, where'd you go? You really let me down.
Yeah, sorry about that.
It's a good thing something else came along for me to report on.
Yeah, I know, butâ Hey, maybe we can make it up to you.
Really? Yeah, how would you like an exclusive? Great! Meet me downtown in five minutes! Will do.
Come on, we have to go tell Isabella we're The Beak.
Fine, we can take the suit.
I knew it wasâ Blech, blech! "Superhero comes to Danville.
" Well, they're about to get super-busted! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Well, I've gotta admit this flying thing is pretty fun.
Hey, look, there's Isabella.
Yo, Isabellaâ Take that, birdbrain! Behold, the Khaka Crawler.
I built it in my basement out of discarded washers and dryers, thank you very much.
And I'm gonna make sure no one has the best day ever! Hide my baby! Phineas, where are you? There's this giant robot machine attacking downtown Danville! I'm all alone here! Call me as soon as you get this.
Come on, Isabella, this is what being an intrepid reporter is all about! Oh, this is not good, Melanie.
I'll bet they'll try and pin this on me.
It's not like you're the one who used the unsigned proposal for defending Danville from giant robot attacks as a coaster.
Oh, wait.
You were.
Yes, it's so easy to blame the guy in charge.
The guy in charge.
That's it! And whoa! Uh, you know that whole taking over the Tri-State Area thing? I-I was just bluffing.
Iâ I-I hoped maybe if I just told everyone I was in charge, they'd be too lazy or too busy to, you know actually check.
Oh, hello, Roger.
Uh-huh.
What? You are? Me? In charge? It worked? You're kidding! Y-You're not kidding? Oh, where is Phineas? He'd know what to do.
Please, Phineas.
Where are you? Who knew wrecking everyone's day would be this much fun? Hey, you! The Beak! Oh, you're back for more, thank you very much.
Oh, great.
Now I have to restart, thank you very much.
Dude, who are you, anyway? If you're here to give Danville the best day ever, then I'm here to give Danville the worst day ever.
You can call me Khaka Peü Peü! What? Oh, come on.
It's a family name, loosely translated as "The Strong Fist", or "That Strong Fist".
Thank you very much! All right, let's wrap this up.
Hey, my first superhero pun.
Well, don't quit your day job, Mr.
Comedian.
Actually, I thought it was pretty clever.
Yeah, 'cause, see, it wrapped around the legs.
If you didn't like that one, maybe this will be a hit.
Yeah, see, 'causeâ 'Cause he hit him.
I'm not an idiot, Charles.
This isn't over.
You haven't seen the last of Khaka Peü Peü! I'll come at you through what's most important to you.
Thank you very much! You were amazing! Huh? Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, the Fireside Girl Gazette.
Would it be okay if I asked you a few questions? Um I can't talk right now.
Gotta go, bye.
Oh.
Uh, okay.
Bye.
Thanks for saving me.
We can't tell Isabella we're The Beak now.
That would put her in danger.
The life of a superhero is a lonely one, Ferb.
Even after only eleven minutes.
What will become of our heroes now? Find out in the next exciting episode of The Beak! We now return to suburban Danville, where things continue to happen.
Are you sure Phineas and Ferb are really The Beak? He is just so heroic and hunky.
Ugh! Barf-aroni with cheese! Stacy, please.
Phineas and Ferb are doing something totally bustable that's also mobile.
We can lure them right to Mom to bust themselves.
And how exactly will we do this? Well, if they wanna play superhero, then, we're gonna play super-villain.
Call me The Dangiraffe.
Right And where do I fit in? You'll be my henchman.
Your what? I-It's like the bridesmaid of crime.
Okay, got it.
Although, it looks like they've got their hands full with Khaka Peü Peü.
That's obviously some big, stupid dress-up game they're playing with their little loser friends.
Now, if my research is correct, the way to defeat a superhero is to come at him through what's important to him.
Hey, check this place out.
Swanky.
Melanie? Hello, Heinz.
No, no, please call me, Supreme Leader Doofenshmirtz.
The Great.
No.
Oh, I see Roger left me a note.
Let's see.
"Bro, thanks for filling in for me.
You're going to make a great fall guy.
I mean, mayor.
" Aw, that's so sweet.
Go ahead and put that on my new desk.
Made you carry your own trap.
Now, my first order of business is to make all the citizens of Danville bow downâ! No, it's not.
Here's your schedule and all your missed phone calls.
Let's focus.
Oh, uh, wow.
Uh, okay And if you hadn't noticed, the city is in the grip of fear and panic caused by an evil super-villain intent on destroying our way of life.
What? Butâ But, that's my job! There.
You can't even tell we've built our secret lair up in the tree.
Hi, guys.
Nothing! I mean Hi, Isabella.
We're not doing nothing! Where have you been? Um Oh.
You know us.
Busy, busy, busy.
Right.
While you two were busy making sure your summer day was fun, other people were busy saving Danville.
The Beak, huh? Check it out, Ferb.
A real superhero.
And I need your help to find him.
I thought there might be some clues in the photos I took that could help him stop Khaka Peü Peü.
Fine, if you guys aren't going to take this seriously, I'll find The Beak on my own.
Isabella, wait.
I gotta go.
Bye, Phineas.
Ferb, to the nest.
Ready, Ferb? Let's wing it.
Ba-caw! (Song: The Beak) The Beak The Beak Flies as fast as a supersonic jet The Beak (The Beak) The Beak, The Beak You can't fly, be honest, you can't The Beak (The Beak) The Beak, The Beak He's strong enough to move a mountain You're pretty weak (Seriously, what do you bench?) You really are pretty lame compared to The Beak The Beak, The Beak, The Beak The Beak! Phineas, quick! Mom is in danger! And the award goes to Oh, wait, shoot.
On the corner of Fourth Street and Maple Drive! Beautiful! Now it's all up to The Dangiraffe.
So, then what does The Dangerbil do? I told you.
You're my henchman.
Hench or something.
Oh, no, you did not just tell me to hench.
Okay, just watch my bike! Candace, what on Earth are you doing? Ugh! Give, woman! What do you need? Gum? Help, help! I'm taking her purse! Here, honey, here's a 20.
Why don't you go see a movie? Aha! I stole 20 bucks from this woman! Help! The Beak! Hi, Mom.
Hi, Candace.
Everything okay? What? Where's The Beak? Mom's been robbed.
Oh, yes, right.
Apparently Giraffe Girl has robbed me.
Oh, come on, admit it.
You two are superheroes.
Well, Ferb has been working out.
Thanks for noticing.
Tell her the truth.
You're making me look ridiculous.
Way too easy.
I lost your bike.
Well, as much as I hate joining forces with good, I need to take my responsibilities as mayor very seriously, if I plan to abuse the position later, so Melanie, have you gotten me the phone number of The Beak? That's your stapler.
Oops, sorry.
Have you gotten the phone number of The Beâ? Still your stapler.
"Apparently Giraffe Girl has robbed me.
" "Ferb has been working out.
" "Excuse me, my child can't see the movie over your monstrous giraffe head!" Oh, I'll show them.
I'll show them all.
Hello, there.
Hey, you're Khaka Peü Peü.
No offense.
None taken, thank you very much.
I had no idea we had another player in this game.
Aha! I knew it.
It's all some stupid game.
I'm The Dangiraffe.
Right What do you say we join forces to defeat The Beak? Fine, but if my friends see us, I don't know you.
Hmm.
Come on, Ferb.
Let's get back to the nest.
Oh.
Hello, Ferb.
Phineas.
Hey, Isabella.
Sorry we had to duck out on you earlier.
Well, that's okay.
It's just kind of weird for me not to know where you are or what'cha doin'.
Fair enough.
Miss Garcia-Shapiro? I've got your next headline.
"Everybody's day ruined once and for all, and The Beak powerless to save it!" Um, it's a little wordy for a headline.
Enough! Okay, Danville, nothing ruins a day faster than unexpected rain showers! You monster! Now I'm wet.
Melanie? That's your tape dispenser.
Melaâ Paperweight.
Oh, no.
This is terrible.
I'm so glad you're here with me, Phineas.
Come on, we can cover the action better from the top of City Hall! Phineas? I'm sorry, Isabella.
We can't go with you.
You're gonna leave me again? You're gonna have to trust me.
Have I ever let you down? Yes.
Like, four times today alone.
I'm sorry, Isabella.
Maybe one day you'll understand.
Come on, Ferb.
Let's roll.
Phineas! Don't you leave me! Phineas! Melanie, could you come in here And that would be a bowl of mints.
I've got my finger in a bowl of mints? Yes, you do.
Oh, well, that would explain why there are so many buttons.
I guess your superhero turned out to be a chicken beak.
Well, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Ugh! Well, I've got a surprise for you too.
I'm not alone this time.
May I introduce The Dangiraffe! Busted.
Her name's funny, but not ha-ha funny.
Oh, no.
He's got Candace.
I can't believe it.
He actually found out what was important to us.
Your move, worm breath.
Um Okay.
I give up.
Then to the death it iâ Wait, what? You win.
Huh? Why? Well, 'cause you've got her.
What, The Dangiraffe? You're kidding! She's just my henchman.
Oh, I do not hench, thank you very much.
Dangiraffe is out.
Peace.
Ba-caw.
Wait, how did he get so far away? Melanie, do we even have an intercom? We do not.
Hey, look, it's The Beak.
Awesome! I'm gonna go check it out.
Whoa! Help! Oh, no! Isabella! And that's not all, do-gooder.
Watch as I destroy the very symbol of good days everywhere! Oh, no! The Bango-Rus on Ice will crush us! Beak, save me! Uh-oh.
Two problems, one Beak.
I can't hold on! Gotcha! Phineas! But what happened to The Beak? Come back here, you! Thanks for coming back, Phineas.
No problem.
Ah, gotta go.
Don't worry, your friend's fine.
He landed on a ledge, but don't look for me because he crawled in a window.
You know, perhaps I'm over-explaining this.
Gotta go! Admit it, you're having a bad day.
Never! Nothing's gonna stop me from having the best day ever.
Oh, yeah? Well, I never had a best day ever.
Thank you very much.
I get it, Ferb.
All this guy ever wanted was to have the best day ever.
You know what we have to do, right? Now, Beak, we finish it.
I coul dn't agree more! Huh? Phineas is The Beak?! Hey, you just earned your "Uh-Durr" Patch.
You're just a couple of kids.
Sure, my name's Phineas and this is my brother Ferb.
Mom, did you see them? Did you? Did you? Did you? Um, no, the optometrist just dilated my pupils.
Everything's actually a big, blurry blob at the moment.
But get me.
"I'll be back.
" But there's no point in being a super villain if there's no superhero to fight with.
Exactly.
We were thinking of rebuilding our cool skateboard ramp.
Wanna help? It'll be fun! Really? You want me to help? Wait a minute.
How is that fun? It's like 85° out here.
That sounds dreadful! Butâ Butâ Butâ Forget it! Where've you been? Oh, hi, honey.
Shoo-ush, you! You were supposed to take me shopping.
I need me some more throwing chairs! Yes, dear.
There goes my day, thank you very much.
Well, it looks like he's gonna get his punishment after all.
Finally, it's my turn.
Now, let the master show you how evil is done! Perry Phineas, I'm sorry I doubted you.
I should have known you were The Beak all along.
That's okay, Isabella.
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.
I know you were just trying to protect me.
What? Curse you, Perry the Beakapus! What was that? Good work, Agent P.
Oh, hey, my vision's clearing up.
So, what did you want me to see? Oh, forget it.
Okay, then.
Why don't we all go home for some snacks? Yeah! By the way, Phineas, you were very brave.
Thanks.
You were too.
Um, hello? Entire lower half of amazing superhero here.
I guess there's no glory in thighs.
And so Things pretty much worked out.
I guess.
Narrator guy is out.
Peace.
The Beak The Beak Flies as fast as a supersonic jet The Beak (The Beak) The Beak (The Beak) You can't fly, be honest, you can't The Beak (The Beak) The Beak (The Beak) He's strong enough to move a mountain You're pretty weak (Seriously, what do you bench?) You really are pretty lame compared to The Beak The Beak, The Beak, The Beak The Beak!