Regular Show (2010) s03e36 Episode Script
Death Bear
Movie night! Let's see what we got.
Hey.
"Love By the Dozen"? Ugh.
Romantic comedy? Vetoed! Ooh, what about this one? It looks creepy.
"Cease and Deceased"? Nah, no scary stuff.
Rigby can't handle it.
What?! Remember the time we saw "Death for Breakfast"? You didn't eat pancakes for a week.
I was sleeping in that week! "Oh, no, the bacon's gonna get me!" You're the bacon.
Don't you guys have anything with adventure? Uh, let's see.
Forget movies.
We should go on a real adventure.
- Huh? - Yeah.
To the old abandoned park zoo.
Come on, guys.
It's movie night.
We should stay inside and veg out on the couch.
Mordecai's just afraid we'll run into Death Bear.
Death Bear? You guys have never heard of Death Bear? - No.
- Well, gather 'round.
The tale of Death Bear is a tale as old as 15 to 20 years ago.
He was a troubled bear who lived in the park zoo, who was evil to the core.
One day, out of nowhere, he attacked and killed his trainer.
The zoo was forced to close down, but Death Bear wouldn't leave.
So he still roams the old abandoned zoo, growing more evil over the years.
Only able to survive by breaking into people's homes, eating their food, and then eating them! Whoa! Pbht! Lame.
Death Bear's just a dumb urban legend.
Come on.
Story time's over.
Let's get this movie started, right? Eh? Mmm! Semi-burnt popcorn! Saved a seat for you right here, Margaret.
Yeah, see, I told you.
Scared of Death Bear.
What?! Death Bear isn't even real.
You know I'm not scared.
Right, Margaret? Mordecai, it's all right.
If you're scared to go, I mean.
It does sound kind of scary.
What?! No! It's just it's supposed to be movie night.
Excuses, excuses, man.
Look, if you swear you're not scared, then I dare you to take a picture inside Death Bear's cage! Oooooh! No, dude.
That's dumb.
Come on.
It'll be an exciting adventure.
Yeah, and all desolate and spooky.
Eileen, we're trying to make him not scared.
- I'm not scared! - You sound pretty scared.
- Sounds scared to me.
- Totally scared, man.
Okay.
Fine.
Let's go to the abandoned zoo and take a picture in the dumb bear cage.
- Yeah! All right! - This is gonna be fun! I'll grab the camera.
We'll watch a movie another night, I promise.
We better.
Such a pouter.
Yes! Ha ha ha! Death Bear! There it is! Neat! Check it out! I'm a lion tamer! Aah! The gate's locked.
Aw, man.
No way! Oh, well.
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
But we still have enough time for movie night.
Know what I'm saying? Let's go back to Hey! I found a way in.
- Cool.
- Way to go, Rigby.
Wait.
But You coming, Mordecai? Yeah, Mordecai.
You coming? You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Hmm-hmm! Cool! It's so weird without any animals.
Yeah, it's like the end of the world or something.
You're not afraid, are you? Ha! Yeah, right.
You're the big chicken here.
What? Oh, yeah! Reptile building! Think you can handle going in there? Pbht! Step aside.
Do you think Death Bear's real? Heck, yeah, he's real! He's probably waiting for us on the other side of this building.
No, he's not, dude.
There's no one here.
Aah! Aww.
How cute.
Maybe I should take the lead.
There might be more squirrels up ahead.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
You sure you can handle Death Bear? That squirrel was pretty scary back there.
I wasn't scared.
I was just surprised.
There's a difference you know.
Oh, yeah, sure.
You looked pretty scared to me.
Boo! - Ha ha.
No, seriously, though.
We actually came to this zoo a couple of times when we were kids.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
The only thing I didn't like was the bear.
So you are scared of Death Bear.
Well, yeah, when I was little.
It was just a regular bear, though.
Oh, no way! I totally remember this! This was my favorite part about coming to the zoo.
I loved riding this train.
The conductor would yell, "all aboard!" And I would race to get the first seat I could.
Ahh.
Sounds like a good time.
Scooch.
Kind of small.
- I can get out.
- No, I don't mind.
It's cozy.
- Oh, yeah.
Heh.
So, where are we going? Hmm.
Conductor! Take us somewhere exotic, please.
And mind the bumps.
My lady doesn't like getting ill.
Thank you.
Hey, guys! Over here! We found some more train tracks! Oh, rad! Everybody, scream through the tunnel! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - After you.
- Oh, what a gentleman.
Whoo! Wait.
Where's Mordecai? Mordecai! Hello! Mord - Margaret! - Aah! What are you doing?! I went around.
- Ugh.
Don't do that.
- What? It's funny.
Aw, what? Now which way? Whoa, check it out, guys.
Is that a footprint? It's huge! Naw, can't be.
It's just a hole in the dirt.
Naw, man.
It's Death Bear! This way.
Uh, I think we found it.
Yeah, that's definitely it.
Okay.
Well, we're here.
Let's take the picture and go.
Oh, no.
This is just the entrance.
Anybody can take a picture in here.
We're going to the real cage down through there! What? No way, dude.
We're not going down there.
Why not? I thought you weren't scared.
Rigby! Ugh! Well You coming? - Rigby?! - Whoa! Awesome! Rigby, where are you? Hurry up! Feels like we shouldn't be in here.
Rigby, come on.
I'm not stopping 'til I find Death Bear! Dude, quit messing around.
Dude, forget it.
We're going back.
Come on, guys.
Rigby! Rigby! Rigby! Rigby! Aah! Dude, what the heck?! Oh, man.
You should have seen your faces! You really you really believed! Dude, you almost gave us heart attacks.
We thought Death Bear got you.
Death Bear's not real! It's just a myth.
You guys totally fell for it! Whatever.
Can we go back to the house now? Sure.
Sure.
But let's take the picture first.
Okay.
Get ready.
Hey, what's this door for? I don't know.
I'm not a zookeeper.
Sweet! Man, I got you guys good.
You gotta admit it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you got me good, Rigby.
Yeah, Death Bear's really gonna be living down here.
Uh, hello? Death Bear? You home? Yeah, uh, the pizza you ordered is here.
You were holding me pretty tight for someone who's not scared.
What? No.
You were totally holding onto me.
Aw, man.
These things forever to show up.
Actually, you're not supposed to shake it.
Oh, yeah, do you know what this piece does? Yeah, see, you just turn it like this.
So you still wish you were just watching a movie? Nah, this was pretty fun.
I mean, I got to hang out with you, so that's all that matters.
Uh, Mordecai Yeah? - What is that?! - Huh? Oh, my gosh! Death Bear's real! Oh, man! I'm gonna kill you for this, Rigby! I think Death Bear's gonna take care of that! Quit it! Don't say that! Aah! Quick! Barricade the door! I'll call animal control.
Hello.
Animal control.
Hello? Eileen! Yes, come quick.
It's Death Bear.
Everyone upstairs! Quick! Animal control is on its way! It's Death Bear! Take him down! Ooh! I wanna go home.
Aah! What the heck, man? Sorry.
Aah! Poor Death Bear.
Don't worry about him.
He'll be fine.
Those animal sanctuaries are like five-star hotels.
Hey, so, thanks for saving all our lives and stuff.
That was really brave of you.
To be honest, I was pretty scared.
Yeah, but that's what made you brave.
Well, I'll see you later, yeah? Yeah.
Cool.
You weren't exactly brave, Rigby, but I still think you're pretty cool.
Thanks.
You, too.
Hey, so how did that picture turn out? - Aw, what? - Rigby!
Hey.
"Love By the Dozen"? Ugh.
Romantic comedy? Vetoed! Ooh, what about this one? It looks creepy.
"Cease and Deceased"? Nah, no scary stuff.
Rigby can't handle it.
What?! Remember the time we saw "Death for Breakfast"? You didn't eat pancakes for a week.
I was sleeping in that week! "Oh, no, the bacon's gonna get me!" You're the bacon.
Don't you guys have anything with adventure? Uh, let's see.
Forget movies.
We should go on a real adventure.
- Huh? - Yeah.
To the old abandoned park zoo.
Come on, guys.
It's movie night.
We should stay inside and veg out on the couch.
Mordecai's just afraid we'll run into Death Bear.
Death Bear? You guys have never heard of Death Bear? - No.
- Well, gather 'round.
The tale of Death Bear is a tale as old as 15 to 20 years ago.
He was a troubled bear who lived in the park zoo, who was evil to the core.
One day, out of nowhere, he attacked and killed his trainer.
The zoo was forced to close down, but Death Bear wouldn't leave.
So he still roams the old abandoned zoo, growing more evil over the years.
Only able to survive by breaking into people's homes, eating their food, and then eating them! Whoa! Pbht! Lame.
Death Bear's just a dumb urban legend.
Come on.
Story time's over.
Let's get this movie started, right? Eh? Mmm! Semi-burnt popcorn! Saved a seat for you right here, Margaret.
Yeah, see, I told you.
Scared of Death Bear.
What?! Death Bear isn't even real.
You know I'm not scared.
Right, Margaret? Mordecai, it's all right.
If you're scared to go, I mean.
It does sound kind of scary.
What?! No! It's just it's supposed to be movie night.
Excuses, excuses, man.
Look, if you swear you're not scared, then I dare you to take a picture inside Death Bear's cage! Oooooh! No, dude.
That's dumb.
Come on.
It'll be an exciting adventure.
Yeah, and all desolate and spooky.
Eileen, we're trying to make him not scared.
- I'm not scared! - You sound pretty scared.
- Sounds scared to me.
- Totally scared, man.
Okay.
Fine.
Let's go to the abandoned zoo and take a picture in the dumb bear cage.
- Yeah! All right! - This is gonna be fun! I'll grab the camera.
We'll watch a movie another night, I promise.
We better.
Such a pouter.
Yes! Ha ha ha! Death Bear! There it is! Neat! Check it out! I'm a lion tamer! Aah! The gate's locked.
Aw, man.
No way! Oh, well.
Guess it wasn't meant to be.
But we still have enough time for movie night.
Know what I'm saying? Let's go back to Hey! I found a way in.
- Cool.
- Way to go, Rigby.
Wait.
But You coming, Mordecai? Yeah, Mordecai.
You coming? You're really enjoying this, aren't you? Hmm-hmm! Cool! It's so weird without any animals.
Yeah, it's like the end of the world or something.
You're not afraid, are you? Ha! Yeah, right.
You're the big chicken here.
What? Oh, yeah! Reptile building! Think you can handle going in there? Pbht! Step aside.
Do you think Death Bear's real? Heck, yeah, he's real! He's probably waiting for us on the other side of this building.
No, he's not, dude.
There's no one here.
Aah! Aww.
How cute.
Maybe I should take the lead.
There might be more squirrels up ahead.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
You sure you can handle Death Bear? That squirrel was pretty scary back there.
I wasn't scared.
I was just surprised.
There's a difference you know.
Oh, yeah, sure.
You looked pretty scared to me.
Boo! - Ha ha.
No, seriously, though.
We actually came to this zoo a couple of times when we were kids.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
The only thing I didn't like was the bear.
So you are scared of Death Bear.
Well, yeah, when I was little.
It was just a regular bear, though.
Oh, no way! I totally remember this! This was my favorite part about coming to the zoo.
I loved riding this train.
The conductor would yell, "all aboard!" And I would race to get the first seat I could.
Ahh.
Sounds like a good time.
Scooch.
Kind of small.
- I can get out.
- No, I don't mind.
It's cozy.
- Oh, yeah.
Heh.
So, where are we going? Hmm.
Conductor! Take us somewhere exotic, please.
And mind the bumps.
My lady doesn't like getting ill.
Thank you.
Hey, guys! Over here! We found some more train tracks! Oh, rad! Everybody, scream through the tunnel! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - After you.
- Oh, what a gentleman.
Whoo! Wait.
Where's Mordecai? Mordecai! Hello! Mord - Margaret! - Aah! What are you doing?! I went around.
- Ugh.
Don't do that.
- What? It's funny.
Aw, what? Now which way? Whoa, check it out, guys.
Is that a footprint? It's huge! Naw, can't be.
It's just a hole in the dirt.
Naw, man.
It's Death Bear! This way.
Uh, I think we found it.
Yeah, that's definitely it.
Okay.
Well, we're here.
Let's take the picture and go.
Oh, no.
This is just the entrance.
Anybody can take a picture in here.
We're going to the real cage down through there! What? No way, dude.
We're not going down there.
Why not? I thought you weren't scared.
Rigby! Ugh! Well You coming? - Rigby?! - Whoa! Awesome! Rigby, where are you? Hurry up! Feels like we shouldn't be in here.
Rigby, come on.
I'm not stopping 'til I find Death Bear! Dude, quit messing around.
Dude, forget it.
We're going back.
Come on, guys.
Rigby! Rigby! Rigby! Rigby! Aah! Dude, what the heck?! Oh, man.
You should have seen your faces! You really you really believed! Dude, you almost gave us heart attacks.
We thought Death Bear got you.
Death Bear's not real! It's just a myth.
You guys totally fell for it! Whatever.
Can we go back to the house now? Sure.
Sure.
But let's take the picture first.
Okay.
Get ready.
Hey, what's this door for? I don't know.
I'm not a zookeeper.
Sweet! Man, I got you guys good.
You gotta admit it.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you got me good, Rigby.
Yeah, Death Bear's really gonna be living down here.
Uh, hello? Death Bear? You home? Yeah, uh, the pizza you ordered is here.
You were holding me pretty tight for someone who's not scared.
What? No.
You were totally holding onto me.
Aw, man.
These things forever to show up.
Actually, you're not supposed to shake it.
Oh, yeah, do you know what this piece does? Yeah, see, you just turn it like this.
So you still wish you were just watching a movie? Nah, this was pretty fun.
I mean, I got to hang out with you, so that's all that matters.
Uh, Mordecai Yeah? - What is that?! - Huh? Oh, my gosh! Death Bear's real! Oh, man! I'm gonna kill you for this, Rigby! I think Death Bear's gonna take care of that! Quit it! Don't say that! Aah! Quick! Barricade the door! I'll call animal control.
Hello.
Animal control.
Hello? Eileen! Yes, come quick.
It's Death Bear.
Everyone upstairs! Quick! Animal control is on its way! It's Death Bear! Take him down! Ooh! I wanna go home.
Aah! What the heck, man? Sorry.
Aah! Poor Death Bear.
Don't worry about him.
He'll be fine.
Those animal sanctuaries are like five-star hotels.
Hey, so, thanks for saving all our lives and stuff.
That was really brave of you.
To be honest, I was pretty scared.
Yeah, but that's what made you brave.
Well, I'll see you later, yeah? Yeah.
Cool.
You weren't exactly brave, Rigby, but I still think you're pretty cool.
Thanks.
You, too.
Hey, so how did that picture turn out? - Aw, what? - Rigby!