Regular Show (2010) s04e03 Episode Script
Starter Pack
Hey Thomas, you've made it through initiation week.
Welcome to the park.
- Hey guys.
- Hey Thomas.
Sup dude.
Yo Thomas! Saved you a seat right next to me bro.
Oh thanks bro! The loose floorboard gag, they fall for it every time.
Get it? Fall for it.
What do you think of that starter pack? Dude that's so lame.
That joke really fell flat.
You get it? It really fell-flat.
Dude, Muscle Man, Thomas' initiation is over.
You can't prank him anymore.
It's not over till I say its over ladies.
As far as I'm concerned his initiation has just begun.
Right Starter Pack? Oh dude that's sick, my mouth was open.
Dude, we gotta stop Muscle Man from pranking Thomas.
Hey Thomas how's it going? Is everything cool? Pretty good, pretty good.
Muscle Man is not pranking you anymore is he? Nah.
He's been really cool.
He said I could drive the cart later.
Hey Thomas heads up.
Hey, thanks man.
Nice try Muscle Man, but I still got a free soda.
And now you've got a free starter pack stash.
Enough with the pranks, its getting old dude.
Chill out bro, learn how to take a joke like my buddy Thomas.
Yeah its not like I'll be an intern forever.
See? Later, losers.
Skips, there is something we've got to ask you.
Let me guess, you want Muscle Man to stop pranking Thomas? Yeah.
How did you know? I can sense your compassion for him.
Muscle Man is just taking this initation thing way to far.
Yeah, and no one is stopping him.
Guys, I know you're looking out for Thomas, but you've got to let him fight is own battles.
Dude, take the wheel! Drive by atomic wedgie! What? It was funny.
See, look, Thomas is okay with it.
Aw dude, should've gone commando.
Hey, Thomas can we talk to you? Hey guys, whats up? Look, we've been watching Muscle Man prank you and its gotten way out of hand.
You can stop him, but you have to prank him back.
Prank him back? I can't prank my superior.
Don't you get it? Muslce Man is taking advantage of you because you're new.
Yeah stick up for yourself man.
Fight for your right! Fight? No, no.
Look guys, I appreciate you guys looking out for me, there's no hard feelings Its best to leave it alone.
Don't worry, I got an idea.
So let me get this straight, You want me to stop Muscle Man from pranking Thomas, even though Thomas doesn't mind it? Yeah, basically.
Yes.
No, if Thomas is okay with it, then why interfere? 'Cause, dude, he doesn't know what he's getting into.
Being pranked by Muscle Man all the time is the worst! You don't know what it's like, man.
You've got to do something.
Alright, alright, I'll think of something.
Thank you for coming Muscle Man.
Now because some employees have come forward with complaints- I'm going to play this tape that reviews the park's policies on pranking.
Watch it, Then get back to work.
Sweet, a movie.
Pranking, good times at the office just keep on rolling when there's pranks around! But what happens when pranking goes wrong? Let's watch Keith to find out.
Hey, Keith.
Hey wait! I'm not- DEAD! We call this overpranking, its when too much of a good thing goes bad.
This movie is the best! I can't wait to try those pranks Out.
Get me some popcorn! Coming! Dude, snack bar now.
Are you sure this is going to work? Yeah man, it's totally going to work.
All we've go to do is prank Muscle Man and tell him that Thomas did it.
That way he'll respect him for standing up for himself.
And he'll stop pranking him.
Love it.
Hope Muscle Man is ready to get trashed by Thomas.
So why did you need me over here again? Because Thomas doesn't know how to do anything, right? Yeah, Thomas said he had trouble shutting the lid.
We thought you might be able to help so⦠Well duh! This is obviously a job for a pro.
What the? Thomas pranked you good man! THOMAS did this? Yeah, he also told us to tell you that you should think twice about pranking him again.
THOMAS DID THIS?! Uh Muscle Man? If he thinks he can prank his superior and get away with it?! He's going to wish he was never born.
THOMAS!! Thomas, you've got to get out of here man.
What? Muscle Man is looking for you and he's really mad at you.
What are you talking about? Well, we kind of dumped trash on him and said you did it.
THOMAS! Can't we just talk to him? Run! Thomas?! Come on this way.
Hey, my car! Thomas, go! Muscle Man just needs time to cool off.
But- Just get out of here, GO! Where's Thomas? Thomas? Muscle Man, don't! Dude, we've got to tell him it was our fault.
Come on! Interns gotta learn not to prank their superiors.
Muscle Man! Thomas didn't prank you.
It was us! No! Oh no, what did we do?! We killed Thomas.
Thomas was right, we should have left it alone.
And now he's dead because of us.
Maybe you should tell him you are sorry.
Yo, Thomas! What?! Did it work? Did I do it right? Yeah, you did! Those losers totally bought it! Wait, you're alive? Yeah he's alive, and he's a bonafide prankster.
Congratulations, you're no longer a starter pack.
Wow, thanks! Yeah, congratulations Thomas.
I hope it was worth getting your car totaled.
Don't worry Thomas, it just needs a little body work.
Later, grandmas! Yeah, later, Thomas.
Oh hey mom, everything is going great! Is it cool if I borrow your car tomorrow?
Welcome to the park.
- Hey guys.
- Hey Thomas.
Sup dude.
Yo Thomas! Saved you a seat right next to me bro.
Oh thanks bro! The loose floorboard gag, they fall for it every time.
Get it? Fall for it.
What do you think of that starter pack? Dude that's so lame.
That joke really fell flat.
You get it? It really fell-flat.
Dude, Muscle Man, Thomas' initiation is over.
You can't prank him anymore.
It's not over till I say its over ladies.
As far as I'm concerned his initiation has just begun.
Right Starter Pack? Oh dude that's sick, my mouth was open.
Dude, we gotta stop Muscle Man from pranking Thomas.
Hey Thomas how's it going? Is everything cool? Pretty good, pretty good.
Muscle Man is not pranking you anymore is he? Nah.
He's been really cool.
He said I could drive the cart later.
Hey Thomas heads up.
Hey, thanks man.
Nice try Muscle Man, but I still got a free soda.
And now you've got a free starter pack stash.
Enough with the pranks, its getting old dude.
Chill out bro, learn how to take a joke like my buddy Thomas.
Yeah its not like I'll be an intern forever.
See? Later, losers.
Skips, there is something we've got to ask you.
Let me guess, you want Muscle Man to stop pranking Thomas? Yeah.
How did you know? I can sense your compassion for him.
Muscle Man is just taking this initation thing way to far.
Yeah, and no one is stopping him.
Guys, I know you're looking out for Thomas, but you've got to let him fight is own battles.
Dude, take the wheel! Drive by atomic wedgie! What? It was funny.
See, look, Thomas is okay with it.
Aw dude, should've gone commando.
Hey, Thomas can we talk to you? Hey guys, whats up? Look, we've been watching Muscle Man prank you and its gotten way out of hand.
You can stop him, but you have to prank him back.
Prank him back? I can't prank my superior.
Don't you get it? Muslce Man is taking advantage of you because you're new.
Yeah stick up for yourself man.
Fight for your right! Fight? No, no.
Look guys, I appreciate you guys looking out for me, there's no hard feelings Its best to leave it alone.
Don't worry, I got an idea.
So let me get this straight, You want me to stop Muscle Man from pranking Thomas, even though Thomas doesn't mind it? Yeah, basically.
Yes.
No, if Thomas is okay with it, then why interfere? 'Cause, dude, he doesn't know what he's getting into.
Being pranked by Muscle Man all the time is the worst! You don't know what it's like, man.
You've got to do something.
Alright, alright, I'll think of something.
Thank you for coming Muscle Man.
Now because some employees have come forward with complaints- I'm going to play this tape that reviews the park's policies on pranking.
Watch it, Then get back to work.
Sweet, a movie.
Pranking, good times at the office just keep on rolling when there's pranks around! But what happens when pranking goes wrong? Let's watch Keith to find out.
Hey, Keith.
Hey wait! I'm not- DEAD! We call this overpranking, its when too much of a good thing goes bad.
This movie is the best! I can't wait to try those pranks Out.
Get me some popcorn! Coming! Dude, snack bar now.
Are you sure this is going to work? Yeah man, it's totally going to work.
All we've go to do is prank Muscle Man and tell him that Thomas did it.
That way he'll respect him for standing up for himself.
And he'll stop pranking him.
Love it.
Hope Muscle Man is ready to get trashed by Thomas.
So why did you need me over here again? Because Thomas doesn't know how to do anything, right? Yeah, Thomas said he had trouble shutting the lid.
We thought you might be able to help so⦠Well duh! This is obviously a job for a pro.
What the? Thomas pranked you good man! THOMAS did this? Yeah, he also told us to tell you that you should think twice about pranking him again.
THOMAS DID THIS?! Uh Muscle Man? If he thinks he can prank his superior and get away with it?! He's going to wish he was never born.
THOMAS!! Thomas, you've got to get out of here man.
What? Muscle Man is looking for you and he's really mad at you.
What are you talking about? Well, we kind of dumped trash on him and said you did it.
THOMAS! Can't we just talk to him? Run! Thomas?! Come on this way.
Hey, my car! Thomas, go! Muscle Man just needs time to cool off.
But- Just get out of here, GO! Where's Thomas? Thomas? Muscle Man, don't! Dude, we've got to tell him it was our fault.
Come on! Interns gotta learn not to prank their superiors.
Muscle Man! Thomas didn't prank you.
It was us! No! Oh no, what did we do?! We killed Thomas.
Thomas was right, we should have left it alone.
And now he's dead because of us.
Maybe you should tell him you are sorry.
Yo, Thomas! What?! Did it work? Did I do it right? Yeah, you did! Those losers totally bought it! Wait, you're alive? Yeah he's alive, and he's a bonafide prankster.
Congratulations, you're no longer a starter pack.
Wow, thanks! Yeah, congratulations Thomas.
I hope it was worth getting your car totaled.
Don't worry Thomas, it just needs a little body work.
Later, grandmas! Yeah, later, Thomas.
Oh hey mom, everything is going great! Is it cool if I borrow your car tomorrow?