Regular Show (2010) s04e07 Episode Script

Bald Spot

Not to much up the top, Tony.
Everything's got to be perfect.
Tonight's my one year anniversary with Starla.
Where're you guys heading? A bunch of us are gonna get our skate on at the Roller rink.
That's why I'm getting my haircut and everything.
Sounds like a big deal.
Yeah, but I've got it all figued out though.
I prerequested the DJ to play our song at the end of the night.
Oh, boy, she's gonna love that.
Yeah, I know.
Alright, you're all done.
Thanks, Tony.
Don't mention it, You look great kid.
Muscle Man, what's the matter?! What do you think is the matter? I'm bald! I can't let Starla see me like this.
It's not that bad.
Yes it is! If she sees me bald, she's gonna dump me.
I just have to figue out a way to keep Starla from finding out that I'm bald.
No, no, no, no.
What? It's not party time, it's work time.
Get rid of the hat.
Aw come on, Benson.
You know the rules, no oversized novelty hats on work time.
Fine! Is it that noticeable? Yes.
But don't worry, lots of guys are bald, but still really cool.
I mean, look at me! Come on, Benson, just give me back the hat.
Sorry Muscle Man, but you know the rules.
Punching the wall isn't gonna grow it back! I already tried.
You're not fooling anyone.
What are you talking about? Your combover.
Aw, man! How can you tell? It's alright, you'll get use to it.
Really? Yeah, in about four-hundred years.
Hey, Muscle Man.
You ready to get your skate on tonight? You know it, bro.
I'm gonna show all you fools how it done.
What's wrong with your hair, dude? What? Man, this stuff was expensive.
Whoa, I didn't know you were bald.
Uh, see you tonight, Muscle Man.
I guess I'm gonna have to tell Starla the truth.
Mitch, where are you? Happy one year anniversary, baby.
Oh, Mitch, thank you.
Starla, I have to tell you something.
I'm bald.
Why are you laughing, babe? How could you possibly think I like a bald man? Who's that, babe? He's my new boyfriend.
He's not bald.
No! Police, arrest my ex.
He's bald.
What? No, babe! No! Hey, that's my mirror! What am I gonna do, Fives?! Geeze, relax! Starla's not gonna care, man.
Are you kidding?! The only things I am going for me are my flowing mane, and my rippling muscles.
Well, at least you still got your muscles.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Man, do you remember last summer at the water park? I had to stop flexing, 'cause Starla couldn't keep her hands off me.
I just thought of something.
What? If I keep flexing these babies, then maybe Starla won't notice I'm bald.
Oh yeah, that could work.
Dude! Flex the pecs! Did you see that? I bet I could do that.
Yeah, in your dreams.
Come on Rigby, it will be fun.
Hey Fives, have you see Mitch? He should be here by now.
Dude, why is Muscle Man keep flexing his pecs like that? I don't know, it's gross, but oddly hypnotic.
Happy anniversary, baby.
Oh Mitch, you're such a charmer.
Mitch will you lift me? Ahh! Sure babe.
Mitch.
Starla.
Hey babe, Are you alright? Ye Why wouldn't I be alright? Well you look a little tired Why? Don't I look normal? See? Can't I? Hey where are you going? I get urinsing .
My pecs killing me It's only a little longer 'till they play our song.
I just have to make it through that song Come on! Come on! Do it for her! Starla! Yeah I liked the first of them Fives, Could you check on Mitch He's in the bathroom for a while.
Sure.
Who is that? Get out of here! Muscle Man? Fives? Is that you? Are you OK? Don't come in here Bro! Dude, what happened?! I was trying to keep flexing, so I started punching and slapping them and stuff, and now they are going crazy! They wouldn't stop! Oh Dude, Starla's looking for you.
Can I go back out there, Fives? Alright boys and girls it's your last chance to grab that special song that someone made last song of the night Oh on this is the song I requested If you don't get out of there and skate with Starla, it will ruin your whole anniversary! Mitch! You remembered our song.
How could I ever forget, you're the best thing that ever skate me to my life.
Hey where are you going ladies?! They just did Get off me! Get your hands off my man! Rescue our chicks of that! If you think you can take our girlfriends, you get other things coming.
I didn't take your girl! Hold that Stale.
Let go bro! Let's see how strong that muscles really are! Oh man you burned my face! I love you! Get off from him! Muscle Man! Mitch, why are you keep flexing your pecs! I don't know what are you talking about! You are being wired! No you are being wired! Now whatever that's just what you say when you are wired! I am not being wired! Hey what's the hell?! Mitch! Don't you lie to me, are you flexing your pecs because you want other girls to notice you? No way! babe.
Are you trying to break up with me? No! You are! aren't you?! No I am not! Yes you are! You are trying to break up with me! Baby no! You are the only one I love! You are lying! No I am not! I can't stop flexing my pecs, OK? What? Why not?! I can't stop flexing my pecs because Because what Mitch?! Because If you don't tell me right now, I am gonna walk right out of that door! I can't stop flexing because I didn't want you to notice that I am bald You make me sick, buddy, sick! ewwww! Gross! I can't believe he's bald.
You hate me now, don't you? Oh Mitch! I don't care that you have a bald spot and I have saw a lot of guys So? I still look like an animal, a disgusting mid-aged look animal.
It's OK Mitch.
it's what's inside this disgusting mid-aged look animal that counts What? There's stvel on your head You're not going bald, you just got bad haircut That's why I love you baby Ehh, so I guess we just catch you guys later or something?
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