Regular Show (2010) s04e08 Episode Script
Guy's Night
GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! BENSON, GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT BENSON! Has a month passed already? Alright, don't get too crazy.
You don't have to worry about us.
GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! You need to scoop it.
Scoop it Soda.
She looks good.
I think I'm in love.
Uh yea, I'd parallel park that.
PIZZA! Guy's night? GUY'S NIGHT! Movie Time! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Oh well look at this.
What are you all up too? Guy's Night.
Hey Thomas, Go get us more chips at the store.
Ugh Fine.
Well, why didn't I receive an invitation to guys night? Well we didn't think you'd like any of the stuff we're doing.
Ya your not really a guys, guy.
Your Pops.
Well I can be one of the guys too.
Chanting, chanting, chanting! I don't know Pops, it's going to take something tougher than chanting to be one of the guys.
Well, What's the toughest things one of the guys can do on Guys Night? Milk Challenge.
What's that? You have to drink a gallon of milk in an hour.
Without getting sick.
Toughest thing a guy can do.
Never seen a guy pull it off though.
- Sounds perfect! - What? I'll beat that Milk Challenge and then you'll see whose one of the guys.
MILK! Pops wait.
Are you sure you want to do this? The Milk challenge is brutal.
But you and Rigby ate that giant omelets for that truckers cap.
Ya but- Muscle Man defeated the Wing Kingdoms Wing Challenge.
Even High Five Ghost drank a tub of creamed corn for that radio contest.
Best free tout bag ever.
Surely I can handle a gallon of milk.
I don't know Pops.
Chillax Bro's.
Pops is right, we've all had our challenges.
It was hard but we didn't give up.
That's what made us guys.
If Pops thinks he can handle it, we should let him try.
- I guess.
- Okay.
HOORAY! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Alright Pops, you have one hour.
When your done, you gotta hold the jug over your head or it doesn't count.
Got it? GO! He's really doing it! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! Oh no, bro.
Pops, are you Okay? Did I finish? You didn't even make it half way.
Don't feel bad pops, no one can drink that much milk.
Ya we'll just hang out some other night.
Or we could hang out as fellow guys when I complete the milk challenge.
Your going to try again? Of course.
A guy never quits right? POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! Aw man pops, do you need to see a doctor? No, no.
Look pops you gave it your all, it's an impossible task.
You don't need to complete the challenge, it's fine, you can still be one of the guys.
Right Guys? - Totally Pops.
- Oh yea, for sure.
I don't want your Charity! I want to earn being one of the guys the right way.
I just need to lie down for a little while.
But Pops you've already drank like 6 gallons of milk in total.
But none in one hour.
Maybe they're right, maybe I'm not meant to be one of the guys.
NO.
Oh hey Pops.
How are you feeling? I'm feeling like some milk, please.
Last gallon.
Pops you sure you want to do this.
You did it Pops.
Ya Pops you actually pulled it off.
I can't believe wow Wait you gotta raise the Jug over your head Pops.
Raise the Jug, raise the Jug, raise the Jug, raise Pops? POPS! Pops can you hear me? Oh Man is he all right? He's not all right he's all white.
Quiet, Pops? Pops? What is this place? No thank you.
Excuse me? You lost or something? No- I mean yes, I- I'm just yanking your chain, we know why you're here.
Milk Challenge Right? How did you Know? That's why were all here.
Names Russell, oh thanks man.
I'm Pops.
Who are they? I don't know, they're just here to keep the milk flowing.
This is paradise Pops, Aw congrats, your one of the guys now.
Pops! Pops! Pops! POPS, POPS!? Oh man he's still not waking up.
We need to call for help.
Dude, not cool.
Pops! Pops! Pops! Hey, Hey take a load off man you earned it.
But I didn't earn it, I haven't completed the challenge yet.
What do you mean? I never lifted the Jug over my head.
Well your one of the guys now, you must have.
I'm quite certain I didn't, I only have a few minutes left.
That's impossible we all beat the challenge, that's why were here.
Well actually I didn't lift the jug either.
I don't think I did.
- a I didn't.
- Were we suppose to? No that Impos- wait did I? I can't remember.
I don't want any more milk! What's going on? Were here because we beat it right? ANSWER ME! Something's Wrong.
We should go to the elevator.
No way.
Were going to stay and fight.
Am I right guys? EVERYBODY FOLLOW POPS! COME ON! Oh man, thanks Pops, we wouldn't have gotten out of there without you.
Do you still think there's enough time to complete the challenge? I don't know, but we made it this far and a guy never quits.
You're right.
Thanks, Pops.
No matter where we end up, I'll be lifting up a jug in your honor.
He's awake give him some room.
I'm back! Yeah, Pops, way to go! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! Did someone call the paramedic's? Where's the body.
Nobody here, Just us guys.
Guy's Night? GUY'S NIGHT! I'm finally one of the guys! Yeah, yeah!
You don't have to worry about us.
GUY'S NIGHT! GUY'S NIGHT! You need to scoop it.
Scoop it Soda.
She looks good.
I think I'm in love.
Uh yea, I'd parallel park that.
PIZZA! Guy's night? GUY'S NIGHT! Movie Time! Movie! Movie! Movie! Movie! Oh well look at this.
What are you all up too? Guy's Night.
Hey Thomas, Go get us more chips at the store.
Ugh Fine.
Well, why didn't I receive an invitation to guys night? Well we didn't think you'd like any of the stuff we're doing.
Ya your not really a guys, guy.
Your Pops.
Well I can be one of the guys too.
Chanting, chanting, chanting! I don't know Pops, it's going to take something tougher than chanting to be one of the guys.
Well, What's the toughest things one of the guys can do on Guys Night? Milk Challenge.
What's that? You have to drink a gallon of milk in an hour.
Without getting sick.
Toughest thing a guy can do.
Never seen a guy pull it off though.
- Sounds perfect! - What? I'll beat that Milk Challenge and then you'll see whose one of the guys.
MILK! Pops wait.
Are you sure you want to do this? The Milk challenge is brutal.
But you and Rigby ate that giant omelets for that truckers cap.
Ya but- Muscle Man defeated the Wing Kingdoms Wing Challenge.
Even High Five Ghost drank a tub of creamed corn for that radio contest.
Best free tout bag ever.
Surely I can handle a gallon of milk.
I don't know Pops.
Chillax Bro's.
Pops is right, we've all had our challenges.
It was hard but we didn't give up.
That's what made us guys.
If Pops thinks he can handle it, we should let him try.
- I guess.
- Okay.
HOORAY! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! Alright Pops, you have one hour.
When your done, you gotta hold the jug over your head or it doesn't count.
Got it? GO! He's really doing it! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! Oh no, bro.
Pops, are you Okay? Did I finish? You didn't even make it half way.
Don't feel bad pops, no one can drink that much milk.
Ya we'll just hang out some other night.
Or we could hang out as fellow guys when I complete the milk challenge.
Your going to try again? Of course.
A guy never quits right? POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! Aw man pops, do you need to see a doctor? No, no.
Look pops you gave it your all, it's an impossible task.
You don't need to complete the challenge, it's fine, you can still be one of the guys.
Right Guys? - Totally Pops.
- Oh yea, for sure.
I don't want your Charity! I want to earn being one of the guys the right way.
I just need to lie down for a little while.
But Pops you've already drank like 6 gallons of milk in total.
But none in one hour.
Maybe they're right, maybe I'm not meant to be one of the guys.
NO.
Oh hey Pops.
How are you feeling? I'm feeling like some milk, please.
Last gallon.
Pops you sure you want to do this.
You did it Pops.
Ya Pops you actually pulled it off.
I can't believe wow Wait you gotta raise the Jug over your head Pops.
Raise the Jug, raise the Jug, raise the Jug, raise Pops? POPS! Pops can you hear me? Oh Man is he all right? He's not all right he's all white.
Quiet, Pops? Pops? What is this place? No thank you.
Excuse me? You lost or something? No- I mean yes, I- I'm just yanking your chain, we know why you're here.
Milk Challenge Right? How did you Know? That's why were all here.
Names Russell, oh thanks man.
I'm Pops.
Who are they? I don't know, they're just here to keep the milk flowing.
This is paradise Pops, Aw congrats, your one of the guys now.
Pops! Pops! Pops! POPS, POPS!? Oh man he's still not waking up.
We need to call for help.
Dude, not cool.
Pops! Pops! Pops! Hey, Hey take a load off man you earned it.
But I didn't earn it, I haven't completed the challenge yet.
What do you mean? I never lifted the Jug over my head.
Well your one of the guys now, you must have.
I'm quite certain I didn't, I only have a few minutes left.
That's impossible we all beat the challenge, that's why were here.
Well actually I didn't lift the jug either.
I don't think I did.
- a I didn't.
- Were we suppose to? No that Impos- wait did I? I can't remember.
I don't want any more milk! What's going on? Were here because we beat it right? ANSWER ME! Something's Wrong.
We should go to the elevator.
No way.
Were going to stay and fight.
Am I right guys? EVERYBODY FOLLOW POPS! COME ON! Oh man, thanks Pops, we wouldn't have gotten out of there without you.
Do you still think there's enough time to complete the challenge? I don't know, but we made it this far and a guy never quits.
You're right.
Thanks, Pops.
No matter where we end up, I'll be lifting up a jug in your honor.
He's awake give him some room.
I'm back! Yeah, Pops, way to go! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! Did someone call the paramedic's? Where's the body.
Nobody here, Just us guys.
Guy's Night? GUY'S NIGHT! I'm finally one of the guys! Yeah, yeah!