Regular Show (2010) s05e40 Episode Script
Bachelor Party! Zingo!!
What do you get when you put a ball with a chain? Two people getting married.
Zing.
Hey.
Quip is getting married.
You get the invite, cuz? Uh yeah.
Good! I'm so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense.
Well Uh Congratulations! I can't wait to meet the lucky lady! And she can't wait to meet the best man, buddy! Best man? But in all honesty, Skips, I don't have a lot of friends, so I need you to be my best man.
Anyway, what's a composer's favorite kind of party? So, what do I got to do? You've got to throw me a " Bach"- elor party! I just changed that joke on the fly to answer your question.
Bachelor party? I've never done one of those before.
Oh, you'll do great.
I just have one request.
At the end of the night, I want to eat wings on a hill with my best buds.
Well, your best buds.
Can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends.
Sure, no problem.
Thanks, best man.
Or should I say chestman! Badda badda badda badda zingoooo! Hey, can you spot me for a cab home? Sack lunch! Sack lunch! Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! Oh, what do you mean you're closed for a private party? Well, exactly what I said.
We're closed for a private party today.
You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else.
What's the matter, Skips? You want some licorice rope? Wing Kingdom is closed, and I need to get wings for a bachelor party! Did some Did somebody said bachelor party? I don't know the first thing about bachelor party.
You just got to get a bunch of crazy stuff to celebrate your bro's last night of freedom! But isn't he already in a long- term, monogamous relationship? Maybe we should help.
So, who's it for? My cousin, Quips.
Well it's still a bachelor party.
Still a bachelor party.
It's still a bachelor party.
And there'll be wings.
And there'll be wings.
And there'll be wings.
We'll take care of everything, Skips.
All you've got to worry about is the wings.
Thanks guys.
What animal is like an insect that secretly gets married? An ant-elope! Don't quit your day job! This is my day job.
What do you get, if you Get off this stage, loser! Tough crowd.
Really tough crowd Where are you taking me? You don't tell anybody what you saw! Please! Spare my life! Take anything you want! Ooooooh noooooooo! It's really happening! Welcome to your bachelor party, dude.
Am I in a Limo? No wings? At all? Why'd today have to be national wing day? Skips, this is a dream come true.
Thank for no, wait.
I'm gonna tell this to everyone.
Thanks, everybody! This really means a lot.
Now enough with the "conversation".
Let's start the "celebration"! Zingoooo! Come on, guys! Zingo with me! Bachelor party, dude.
Zingoooooo! Zingoooooo! Man, this bachelor party's been perfect! Speaking about perfect bachelor parties, how's those wings coming, Skips? Uh yeah of course But uh bachelor party rules.
Time for the uh blindfold activity.
Just like in the movies.
Uh Modecai and Rigby, could I see you privately for a second? What's up, Skips? How's the wing search? I called every place in town, there's no wings everywhere! What should I do? You got to try Wing Kingdom again.
Yeah, maybe the private party is over.
Worth a shot.
Uh, excuse me, I'd like a few dozen of wings.
We're closed for a private party.
It's for my cousin! Can you just spare a few? Sorry, sir.
They're animals in there.
I can't spare a single wing.
Please! I am the best man! I can't let him down.
Pfft! Some best man can't even find a few wings.
That's great idea! You got those wings, best man? Uh yep? You know, wings on a hill is a quippenger tradition.
Is that so? You bet.
My dad did it with his friends.
My grandfather did it.
and now me with my bros and my best man, carrying on the tradition.
All this wing talk is making me hungry.
How long till wing time? Uh It's coming.
Well, can I at least have a whiff to tide me over? I don't think Huh, a lot lighter than I thought it to be.
Not much of a scent.
What flavor is this? The best one.
Why don't you give me that back? Maybe if I just take a peek.
Wait! Is this some kind of joke? Oh listen Because if it is, you should say "zingo".
Because people might get the wrong idea if you don't say "zingo" after the hilarious joke.
Let me explain! Very funny, Skips.
Come on, try and calm down.
You don't understand.
The only quippenger who didn't eat wings on a hill was left at the altar! Quips, I am sorry.
I'v tried everywhere.
Not everywhere, bro.
Wings for real men.
Yeah, we can read.
This place is really off- the- grid.
Real hush- hush.
They take their wings super- seriously.
Hello? Well, looky here.
We got several fancy city folk from the the big city.
I need a bucket of wings to go.
You walk in here with your fancy- pants Running water your electricy, and your special- edition DVDs, and expect us to give you our buckets? What about that? Free wings for life.
Huh? You won't be able to handle those.
They are for real men.
We are men.
No women here.
I haven't seen a woman all day.
Nobody's ever survive the inferno challlenge! Our wing souces is made from mutated ghost peppers.
Hot magma extract, and black- widow venom.
I'll do it.
But you don't get the bleu cheese.
You got 2 mins to eat the whole bucket.
Skips, don't do it.
Maybe being left at the altar won't be so bad.
I'v promised you thise wings.
And you are gonna get them.
Tiktock, city boy.
Ain't that what your fancy watches say? Come on, Skips.
You're almost there! Just three more wings.
Zznngoh, zznngoh, zznngoh Zznngoh, zznngoh! We are the ZINGOs.
This is the inferno! II got to finish this.
Never! You've let down your own family! He is gonna get those wings.
You failed him, Skips.
Just like you failed Desdemona! No! You did it! Now hand over the wings.
Didn't you read the fine print? We don't got to give you no nothing! No how! So why don't you pack up your big-city friends.
And your big- city shaved chest.
And hightail it out of- Run! Curse you! Big-city shaved chest! You're gonna pay for this! Thaks, Skips.
That was the best night in my life.
Eh.
It's what best man do.
Monica! Hello, everyone.
How is your bachelorette party babe? Well, we rented out Wing Kingdom and we ate wings there all night.
I had a very good time.
Haha, see? That's why she is gonna wear my wedding wings! ZZnngoh-! He is so funny.
Zing.
Hey.
Quip is getting married.
You get the invite, cuz? Uh yeah.
Good! I'm so excited that I had it sent overnight at great expense.
Well Uh Congratulations! I can't wait to meet the lucky lady! And she can't wait to meet the best man, buddy! Best man? But in all honesty, Skips, I don't have a lot of friends, so I need you to be my best man.
Anyway, what's a composer's favorite kind of party? So, what do I got to do? You've got to throw me a " Bach"- elor party! I just changed that joke on the fly to answer your question.
Bachelor party? I've never done one of those before.
Oh, you'll do great.
I just have one request.
At the end of the night, I want to eat wings on a hill with my best buds.
Well, your best buds.
Can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don't have any friends.
Sure, no problem.
Thanks, best man.
Or should I say chestman! Badda badda badda badda zingoooo! Hey, can you spot me for a cab home? Sack lunch! Sack lunch! Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch! Oh, what do you mean you're closed for a private party? Well, exactly what I said.
We're closed for a private party today.
You're gonna have to get your wings somewhere else.
What's the matter, Skips? You want some licorice rope? Wing Kingdom is closed, and I need to get wings for a bachelor party! Did some Did somebody said bachelor party? I don't know the first thing about bachelor party.
You just got to get a bunch of crazy stuff to celebrate your bro's last night of freedom! But isn't he already in a long- term, monogamous relationship? Maybe we should help.
So, who's it for? My cousin, Quips.
Well it's still a bachelor party.
Still a bachelor party.
It's still a bachelor party.
And there'll be wings.
And there'll be wings.
And there'll be wings.
We'll take care of everything, Skips.
All you've got to worry about is the wings.
Thanks guys.
What animal is like an insect that secretly gets married? An ant-elope! Don't quit your day job! This is my day job.
What do you get, if you Get off this stage, loser! Tough crowd.
Really tough crowd Where are you taking me? You don't tell anybody what you saw! Please! Spare my life! Take anything you want! Ooooooh noooooooo! It's really happening! Welcome to your bachelor party, dude.
Am I in a Limo? No wings? At all? Why'd today have to be national wing day? Skips, this is a dream come true.
Thank for no, wait.
I'm gonna tell this to everyone.
Thanks, everybody! This really means a lot.
Now enough with the "conversation".
Let's start the "celebration"! Zingoooo! Come on, guys! Zingo with me! Bachelor party, dude.
Zingoooooo! Zingoooooo! Man, this bachelor party's been perfect! Speaking about perfect bachelor parties, how's those wings coming, Skips? Uh yeah of course But uh bachelor party rules.
Time for the uh blindfold activity.
Just like in the movies.
Uh Modecai and Rigby, could I see you privately for a second? What's up, Skips? How's the wing search? I called every place in town, there's no wings everywhere! What should I do? You got to try Wing Kingdom again.
Yeah, maybe the private party is over.
Worth a shot.
Uh, excuse me, I'd like a few dozen of wings.
We're closed for a private party.
It's for my cousin! Can you just spare a few? Sorry, sir.
They're animals in there.
I can't spare a single wing.
Please! I am the best man! I can't let him down.
Pfft! Some best man can't even find a few wings.
That's great idea! You got those wings, best man? Uh yep? You know, wings on a hill is a quippenger tradition.
Is that so? You bet.
My dad did it with his friends.
My grandfather did it.
and now me with my bros and my best man, carrying on the tradition.
All this wing talk is making me hungry.
How long till wing time? Uh It's coming.
Well, can I at least have a whiff to tide me over? I don't think Huh, a lot lighter than I thought it to be.
Not much of a scent.
What flavor is this? The best one.
Why don't you give me that back? Maybe if I just take a peek.
Wait! Is this some kind of joke? Oh listen Because if it is, you should say "zingo".
Because people might get the wrong idea if you don't say "zingo" after the hilarious joke.
Let me explain! Very funny, Skips.
Come on, try and calm down.
You don't understand.
The only quippenger who didn't eat wings on a hill was left at the altar! Quips, I am sorry.
I'v tried everywhere.
Not everywhere, bro.
Wings for real men.
Yeah, we can read.
This place is really off- the- grid.
Real hush- hush.
They take their wings super- seriously.
Hello? Well, looky here.
We got several fancy city folk from the the big city.
I need a bucket of wings to go.
You walk in here with your fancy- pants Running water your electricy, and your special- edition DVDs, and expect us to give you our buckets? What about that? Free wings for life.
Huh? You won't be able to handle those.
They are for real men.
We are men.
No women here.
I haven't seen a woman all day.
Nobody's ever survive the inferno challlenge! Our wing souces is made from mutated ghost peppers.
Hot magma extract, and black- widow venom.
I'll do it.
But you don't get the bleu cheese.
You got 2 mins to eat the whole bucket.
Skips, don't do it.
Maybe being left at the altar won't be so bad.
I'v promised you thise wings.
And you are gonna get them.
Tiktock, city boy.
Ain't that what your fancy watches say? Come on, Skips.
You're almost there! Just three more wings.
Zznngoh, zznngoh, zznngoh Zznngoh, zznngoh! We are the ZINGOs.
This is the inferno! II got to finish this.
Never! You've let down your own family! He is gonna get those wings.
You failed him, Skips.
Just like you failed Desdemona! No! You did it! Now hand over the wings.
Didn't you read the fine print? We don't got to give you no nothing! No how! So why don't you pack up your big-city friends.
And your big- city shaved chest.
And hightail it out of- Run! Curse you! Big-city shaved chest! You're gonna pay for this! Thaks, Skips.
That was the best night in my life.
Eh.
It's what best man do.
Monica! Hello, everyone.
How is your bachelorette party babe? Well, we rented out Wing Kingdom and we ate wings there all night.
I had a very good time.
Haha, see? That's why she is gonna wear my wedding wings! ZZnngoh-! He is so funny.