Regular Show (2010) s05e41 Episode Script
Tent Trouble
Here're the hot dog and some more supplies.
Tarp and extra stake.
First-aid kit.
length of rope.
And hand-crank radio for emergencies.
And here's the regular radio.
C'mon you guys, camping! Get excited.
I know, it's early.
But if we do this now, You can have the campsite set up by the time CJ and I get off work.
Oh, what? Just focus for a sec.
There's a sleeping bag in the cooler.
There's my new tent.
Wow.
You got the camp champ deluxe? Yeah.
When I found out that you guys like camping.
I decided to splurge on it.
It's so awesome.
All you have to do is unzip it and it pitches itself.
Nice.
See you guys up there.
Dude, hit the snooze button.
C'mon, let's get this stuff in the cart.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Bad! You're Bad! What? Too far! Pull up! No! Back more? Forward! Forward! I don't know what you're trying to say.
CJ's tent! Dude, she said it was brand new and now it's totally wrecked.
We gotta fix this.
Just throw it in the trash and say someone stole it.
Do we even need a tent? It's just about needing a tent, it's that it's CJ's tent.
She would be really bummed, If she found out we really broke it.
We have to replace it.
You're right, you're right.
We should replace the tent.
But we have time to get breakfast tacos, right? Drive-through.
Hey.
We want a non-crushed version of this, please.
You want the camp champ deluxe.
It's right over there.
I thought it was gonna be like 200 do.
.
Yeah, I know.
It's pretty big rip-off.
Doesn't even fit one person.
I don't have 200 dollars.
He ran over his girlfriend's tent.
C'mon.
Can't you him a discount.
Yeah.
I'll be in the trail-mix aisle if you need me.
Can't you just say you're really sorry? "Really sorry" doesn't replace a 200-dollar tent.
Yeah.
Hey, Benson.
What is it? We just realized that you need somebody to trim the hedges, 'cause they're lookin' pretty shabby.
Wicked shabby.
Yeah.
They look really bad.
We also just noticed that we need 200 dollars.
So if you have 200 dollars, We can go to trim those hedges right now.
Or tomorrow! The hedges are fine.
Wait, why are you even here.
I thought you were going camping.
I broke CJ's tent and need mone to replace it.
No.
What?! Why not? Maybe because every time I give you extra work, it never gets done.
Well, maybe you gave our jobs that were so boring.
If you need extra money so badly, just go get a part-time job.
But that's like even more more work.
You could just tell CJ the truth.
Benson, look what behind you! What? Are there any job left? Just military recruit and lamber jack.
Dude, it's CJ.
Pick it up.
Make sure not to tell her about the tent.
How's it going? Did you guys set up the tent yet? No.
Not yet.
We still stuck here at the park.
Okay.
Well, can you text me a picture of the tent, anyways? I want to remember what it looks like in the bag.
What? I'm losing you CJ.
We're driving through a channel.
See you on the mountain.
Dude, I was still reading that.
Forget about the paper.
How are we gonna get the 200 dollars? DId you say 400 dollars? No.
I said 200.
What we got a way can make that two.
We're listening.
The sideline holds a mud-wrestling competition twice a month.
Mud-wrestling? Yeah.
If you can last 5 minutes against Starla and her sister Peggy.
The money is yours.
Five minutes, that's it? You may feel different in the ring, but if you think you can last.
Oh I think we can, Mordecai? Let's go get that money.
Sure are a lot of people here.
Yeah, mud sports fans are pretty passionate.
MUD! MUD! MUD! MUD! It's just Starla and her sister, it can't be that bad.
Welcome to Mud Mania! Put your hands together and your mud punchos on for-- your two favorite misses of mess, the Mud Angels Peggy and Starla! Hope you guys aren't having second thoughts cause we all pay good money to see you in that ring.
What? Yeah, once Muscle Man told us, we couldn't miss it.
Mud is such a novel idea! Now let's meet tonight's challengers, Mordecai and Rigby! Remember, this is a unsanctioned fight in a tow star restaurant.
We're not liable for any injuries or death.
OK dude, just don't let them touch you.
We don't need to fight, all the matter is that we're still standing after five minutes.
Ah, we can hear you.
This is our house, but it is going to be your grave.
Alright, to your places! Ready! Set! Let's get muddy! Keep it up men! That tent money is ours! That look pretty painful.
Sure did.
Take him down, Peg.
We're less than a minute into this, but it looks like time could be up for the challengers.
Mordecai, tag me in tag me in! Tag me! Tag me! Don't worry man.
I got this.
I'm not afraid to you, Ahhhh! Rigby! My ribs made a breaking sound.
Welcome to pain town, population, you.
Isn't she great? My eyes, she touched my eyes.
Couldn't blink in time, my eyes, Looks like a miss for our angel.
Over me! Yeah Rigby! The Mud Angel's undefeated title could be in jeopardy! Starla, you got something on your back! What, you can't do that! Folks, the clock is at the half way mark.
What? Halfway? It feels like we've been here for hours! Hope you guys like mud pie.
Cause we're serving all you can eat.
You two don't look so good.
Maybe you should stop wasting your time and give up already.
Let's finish this Peg.
They only have a minute left! Folks, I don't believe it! A legendary Sister Twister! Are we winning? Dude, I don't think so.
It's Beautiful! Could the challengers even be standing after such a hit? Eh, well, technically they're still standing! The challengers Mordecai and Rigby win the 200 dollars! I did not see that coming.
I think there's some mud in my mouth.
Well I hope it was good for you.
Dude, we did it.
Alright! Who's ready for some camping? Whoaaaa, what happened? We had trouble with the tent.
Tarp and extra stake.
First-aid kit.
length of rope.
And hand-crank radio for emergencies.
And here's the regular radio.
C'mon you guys, camping! Get excited.
I know, it's early.
But if we do this now, You can have the campsite set up by the time CJ and I get off work.
Oh, what? Just focus for a sec.
There's a sleeping bag in the cooler.
There's my new tent.
Wow.
You got the camp champ deluxe? Yeah.
When I found out that you guys like camping.
I decided to splurge on it.
It's so awesome.
All you have to do is unzip it and it pitches itself.
Nice.
See you guys up there.
Dude, hit the snooze button.
C'mon, let's get this stuff in the cart.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Bad! You're Bad! What? Too far! Pull up! No! Back more? Forward! Forward! I don't know what you're trying to say.
CJ's tent! Dude, she said it was brand new and now it's totally wrecked.
We gotta fix this.
Just throw it in the trash and say someone stole it.
Do we even need a tent? It's just about needing a tent, it's that it's CJ's tent.
She would be really bummed, If she found out we really broke it.
We have to replace it.
You're right, you're right.
We should replace the tent.
But we have time to get breakfast tacos, right? Drive-through.
Hey.
We want a non-crushed version of this, please.
You want the camp champ deluxe.
It's right over there.
I thought it was gonna be like 200 do.
.
Yeah, I know.
It's pretty big rip-off.
Doesn't even fit one person.
I don't have 200 dollars.
He ran over his girlfriend's tent.
C'mon.
Can't you him a discount.
Yeah.
I'll be in the trail-mix aisle if you need me.
Can't you just say you're really sorry? "Really sorry" doesn't replace a 200-dollar tent.
Yeah.
Hey, Benson.
What is it? We just realized that you need somebody to trim the hedges, 'cause they're lookin' pretty shabby.
Wicked shabby.
Yeah.
They look really bad.
We also just noticed that we need 200 dollars.
So if you have 200 dollars, We can go to trim those hedges right now.
Or tomorrow! The hedges are fine.
Wait, why are you even here.
I thought you were going camping.
I broke CJ's tent and need mone to replace it.
No.
What?! Why not? Maybe because every time I give you extra work, it never gets done.
Well, maybe you gave our jobs that were so boring.
If you need extra money so badly, just go get a part-time job.
But that's like even more more work.
You could just tell CJ the truth.
Benson, look what behind you! What? Are there any job left? Just military recruit and lamber jack.
Dude, it's CJ.
Pick it up.
Make sure not to tell her about the tent.
How's it going? Did you guys set up the tent yet? No.
Not yet.
We still stuck here at the park.
Okay.
Well, can you text me a picture of the tent, anyways? I want to remember what it looks like in the bag.
What? I'm losing you CJ.
We're driving through a channel.
See you on the mountain.
Dude, I was still reading that.
Forget about the paper.
How are we gonna get the 200 dollars? DId you say 400 dollars? No.
I said 200.
What we got a way can make that two.
We're listening.
The sideline holds a mud-wrestling competition twice a month.
Mud-wrestling? Yeah.
If you can last 5 minutes against Starla and her sister Peggy.
The money is yours.
Five minutes, that's it? You may feel different in the ring, but if you think you can last.
Oh I think we can, Mordecai? Let's go get that money.
Sure are a lot of people here.
Yeah, mud sports fans are pretty passionate.
MUD! MUD! MUD! MUD! It's just Starla and her sister, it can't be that bad.
Welcome to Mud Mania! Put your hands together and your mud punchos on for-- your two favorite misses of mess, the Mud Angels Peggy and Starla! Hope you guys aren't having second thoughts cause we all pay good money to see you in that ring.
What? Yeah, once Muscle Man told us, we couldn't miss it.
Mud is such a novel idea! Now let's meet tonight's challengers, Mordecai and Rigby! Remember, this is a unsanctioned fight in a tow star restaurant.
We're not liable for any injuries or death.
OK dude, just don't let them touch you.
We don't need to fight, all the matter is that we're still standing after five minutes.
Ah, we can hear you.
This is our house, but it is going to be your grave.
Alright, to your places! Ready! Set! Let's get muddy! Keep it up men! That tent money is ours! That look pretty painful.
Sure did.
Take him down, Peg.
We're less than a minute into this, but it looks like time could be up for the challengers.
Mordecai, tag me in tag me in! Tag me! Tag me! Don't worry man.
I got this.
I'm not afraid to you, Ahhhh! Rigby! My ribs made a breaking sound.
Welcome to pain town, population, you.
Isn't she great? My eyes, she touched my eyes.
Couldn't blink in time, my eyes, Looks like a miss for our angel.
Over me! Yeah Rigby! The Mud Angel's undefeated title could be in jeopardy! Starla, you got something on your back! What, you can't do that! Folks, the clock is at the half way mark.
What? Halfway? It feels like we've been here for hours! Hope you guys like mud pie.
Cause we're serving all you can eat.
You two don't look so good.
Maybe you should stop wasting your time and give up already.
Let's finish this Peg.
They only have a minute left! Folks, I don't believe it! A legendary Sister Twister! Are we winning? Dude, I don't think so.
It's Beautiful! Could the challengers even be standing after such a hit? Eh, well, technically they're still standing! The challengers Mordecai and Rigby win the 200 dollars! I did not see that coming.
I think there's some mud in my mouth.
Well I hope it was good for you.
Dude, we did it.
Alright! Who's ready for some camping? Whoaaaa, what happened? We had trouble with the tent.