Regular Show (2010) s06e02 Episode Script

New Bro on Campus

All right.
We got a lot of big jobs, so we're gonna work in pairs today.
Pops and Skips, spray the paddleboats down by the docks.
Mordecai and Rigby, take out the trash by the Snack Bar.
Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, my "A" team, I need you two to work your magic and remove those old stumps by the playground.
Uh, I'd rather work alone today.
- What? - You heard me.
I want to work alone.
Oh, come on, I said I was sorry.
what's the problem here? He uploaded a highly confidential video of me onto the internet.
You labeled the files wrong! I got confused! It was your camera, bro! Don't lay this on me! Well, I took the video down before it spread, didn't I? Oh, you mean this video? It's recording.
For those of you who don't believe me, I'm gonna be the first person to successfully fry a South of the Line chile relleno.
Okay, here it goes, bro.
Classic Muscle Man.
Yeah, this thing has lick 50 million hits, too! It's funny because all of his clothes burned off! - Look, Muscle Man, I - No, don't even say it, bro.
The damage is done.
I never wanna speak to you again.
Well well, okay, if that's what you want.
I gotta go, excuse me! All right.
Muscle Man, in that case, you'll be with Mordecai and Rigby.
I guess that's it.
I'm gonna go and process all of this.
Dude, Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost took that pretty bad.
Maybe you should talk to him.
Yeah, right.
I'm glad he feels bad.
I'm never speaking to that traitor again.
Come on, dude, that's crazy.
Yeah! You guys have been best friends forever.
That so, bro? What? What are you talking about? When I first met Hi Five Ghost, I couldn't stand him.
See, back in high school, I was the most popular guy for miles.
Hey, it's Muscle Man! - Hey, Muscle Man! - Hey, Muscle Man! Hey! You're not Muscle Man! Hey, Muscle Man, how's it going? Oh, what am I saying? You're the most popular guy in school, you're probably doing great.
You're right, Reggie, I am doing great.
Cool! Your car is really amazing.
Oh, thank, it's a stick shift.
Well, I'll be seeing you.
- Bye! - See ya! That guy's cool! If you don't watch yourself, Muscle Man, you might not be cool anymore.
Hey, that's just a joke, Muscle Man.
You know how you like Reggie's jokes.
Yeah, a joke.
Class, we have a new student joining us today.
So, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Well, I moved here from Wichita.
I really like music, and, my name is Hi Five Ghost, but my friends call me "Fives.
" Well, then I guess no on calls you "Fives.
" Get it? Because you have no friends! No, I have tons of friends.
But do you want me to be your friend? You seem pretty uncomfortable about not having friend.
Yeah, well, you know who else doesn't have any friends? My mom! That's really funny, but that's that's really sad.
You should be more considerate of your mother.
You'd probably hurt her feelings if she heard you talking like that.
- New kid schooled you! - No, he didn't! As a third grade substitude teacher, I have to say you got schooled, Chimichanga Pecs.
Who does that guy think he is? I think he said his name was Hi Five Ghost.
I know that, Reggie, it was a peporical question.
Hey, Reggie, check this out.
Oh, yeah, Muscle Man, go knock 'em dead! Hey, ladies, do you like buns? Yeah.
Then check out these butt cheeks.
Excuse me, could one of you girls tell me where Room 210 is? Oh, I'll show you.
Not if I show him first, Lacey! I'm sure both of you are great with directions.
Could you both show me? We'll get you to Room 210.
Hey, the show's not over.
That's an impressive physique.
See you later.
Wait! I need directions, too! Oh, it's on, bro.
Hi, mind if I sit with you? - Yes, I do.
- Oh, thanks.
So, I see you like nachos.
So do I.
What a coincidence.
Is that so? Let's see how much you really like them.
Reggie! Nacho-eating contest! Five! Five! Five! He's gotta be, like, the coolest dude around! Let's give the new guy the best parking spot on campus! Fives! Five! Five! Fives! Fives! Fives! Five! Five! Aw, man! That was a really convenient spot! Can you believe this, Reggie? Reggie? Reggie, get over here! I-I think I'm gonna hang out with Fives now.
What? Reggie, how could you do this to me? I'm sorry, bro.
In life, things gotta change, like going from not so cool to very cool, and hanging out with this guy will make me very cool.
Aw, thanks.
I'm glad you think so, Reggie.
Sure, man, you're my best friend.
Up high, bro! That's it! I challenge you to a drag race, new kid.
If I win, I get my parking spot back, which means I'll be the coolest guy in campus and you might as well move back to Wichichusetts.
- Wichita.
- Whichever.
Tomorrow after school at the park, we go "mano e mano.
" - Be there! - Oh, uh, sure.
If it's a race you want, then it's a race you'll get, I guess.
You hear that, everybody?! Drag race tomorrow! I like what you did to your truck.
The spoiler's pretty cool.
Well, I hate to spoil the ending, but I'm gonna win this race, and then things are gonna go back to the way they were the way they should be.
Uh, eyes on the prize, huh? Sorry, what was that? Oh, I said I said All righty! The first one to make it to the end of devil's run is the coolest guy in school! Go! Time to take a shortcut.
What? Time to jump this gorge.
Time to freak out! Home free.
They're gonna crash into Eagle's Rock! We got to bail! On 3! 1 Who said you could count! 3! Muscle Man, take my hand! Why?! I was a complete jerk to you! That doesn't matter now! Just grab on! I'm too heavy! Just let me go! You're too cool to die because of me, bro! You've always been cooler than me! What? No way! I always thought you were the coolest! No one's jokes have ever made me laugh as hard as yours.
Really? Maybe we could have been best friends.
No! You you saved me.
I'm sorry for being such a jerk to you, Mile High Ghoul.
It's High Five Ghost.
But you can call me "Fives.
" You still want your parking spot back? Nah.
Both our cars are destroyed, anyway.
Hey! What did you ruffians do to my park?! - Scatter! - Get back here! Why, you hey! Rotten kids.
Pops, promise me you won't let things like this happen when you are park manager.
Pops? Look at the penny go, papa! Eh, I got to hire somebody else to take care of this place.
Dude, you wanna come back later and crash stuff into the pit? - Okay, I'm cool with that.
- Yes! Yeah, ever since then, Five and me have been best bros practically inseparable.
- So, does that mean you're gonna forgive him? - Forgive him for what? - Remember when this used to be a crash pit? - Yeah.
I wish it was still here so I could crash this dumb argument in it.
Look, I'm really sorry about the video.
I shouldn't have overreacted.
If anyone should apologize, it should be me.
Besides, a thousand embarrassing videos could never tear apart our friendship.
I'm sorry, Hi Five Ghoul.
Call me "Fives.
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