Regular Show (2010) s06e03 Episode Script
Daddy Issues
1 We've only moved 3 inches in this line, and I'm starving! You just had breakfast, Rigby.
Yeah, a whole half-hour ago! Ugh! All right! Now we're talkin'! Here you go four cheddargeddons with a side of tomato bisque.
Aw, ye-eah! "Cheddarged-in" ma stomach! Ha ha! Nice.
Hey, man, what's with the balls? Those are complementary golf balls for our new "sink hole de queso" challenge.
If you get a hole in one, your party eats for free.
Oh, yes! Hunh! Dude! What are you doing? Free stuff always tastes better! Now let's do this! Aah! Aah! Mordecai, you got to make this shot! I don't want to have to eat my lunch off the bathroom door.
M-o-o-ove.
Noooooooo! Why? Sorry, dude.
Oh! Oh! My turn! Your turn C.
J.
Uh that's okay.
I think I'll pass.
Aw, come on.
Just try it.
You can't be any worse than us.
I just really don't like mini-golf.
Please, C.
J.
! I'm so hungry! Here.
Boss! Boss! Someone won! Cheeses, havarti, and provolone! We have a winner! Chas Melter, C.
E.
O.
And founder of cheezers.
You are the first and only customer to beat the sink hole de queso challenge! Congratulations! Huh? Say, with skills like that, you got to play in the putterpalooza this weekend! Uh, sponsored by cheezers, of course.
Grand prize is a "cut the cheezers" card! Win one of these babies, and you get to cut to the front of the line for life! Oh, ye-eah! No more lines! Look, I don't want to do this.
I don't like mini-golf! And I don't like waiting in line.
We're talking about cutting in front of people and getting away with it! You're the only one who can win this for us! Yeah, C.
J.
you're really good.
It'll be really fun.
Just try it and see.
Think of all the time we'll save skipping all the lines.
Okay, I'll play.
Aw, ye-eah! Cut the cheezers! But I'm gonna need a little practice if I'm gonna enter the tournament.
You don't need practice.
You're "gouda" 'nuff to win! I get paid extra to say that.
Okay.
Don't get your hopes up.
I'm a little rusty.
That's what you call rusty? Intuitive pivoting, angle control You got serious skills, C.
J.
! How did I not know you're amazing at this? Eh.
I'm full of - surprises.
- How did I miss that shot?! It was so easy! Whoa, whoa! C.
J.
! No need to get upset.
It's just mini-golf.
Is something the matter? I can't help taking mini-golf seriously.
It kind of runs in the family.
My dad is Carl putter.
Whoa! Carl putter? The world champion mini-golf pro? That explains so much.
Wait.
So your last name is "putter"? No, that's just his mini-golf name.
Look, it's not something I really like to talk about.
Growing up with a mini-golf legend as your dad, well It can be pretty tough.
Come on! Focus! Focus! Hmm.
Not bad If you like losing.
It takes a little finesse if you want to beat your old man.
Ha ha! He never let me win.
Ooh! Too slow! In your face! And he was a real sore winner.
Until I finally had enough.
Don't mess it up.
Don't mess it up! What are you doing?! I didn't teach you to play it safe! But, dad, I'll be able to make the next shot easy, and then I'll get second place.
Second place is just the first loser! You got to go all or nothing! Aw, don't take it out on the putter.
It's not the putter's fault you played bad! And that was the last time I ever played Until yesterday.
Whoa! That was crazy! Geez, C.
J.
I had no idea.
You don't have to play in this tournament if you don't want to.
Yes, you do! You're our only hope at that "cut the cheezers" card! Think of the children me! I'm the children! I think I still want to play.
Without my dad around, I can actually enjoy it for once.
Awesome.
Hey, my car! Who did this?! Huh?! What's the matter? You don't want your club back?! I think we've had enough practice today.
Go, C.
J.
! Oh, no.
Ugh! I knew it! There you go! Keep on puttin' the good putt! Dad! Hey! Ceej! Dad, what are you doing here?! Well, I was hittin' the mini-green with my ol' pal chas melter the other day, and he mentioned that someone was playing in the putterpalooza.
Didn't think you'd be Dustin' off the ol' mini-clubs, kiddo.
Dad, I don't want you here! Hey, I want to see if you still have the chops to come in second place to your old man.
Ha haaa! Uh, hello, Mr.
putter.
My name's Mordecai.
I'm dating your daughter.
It's probably not my place to say anything, but what you're doing is not cool.
Forget it, Mordecai.
Let's just go.
Ooh! We got a sensitive guy over here.
You must not be very competitive, eh, pal? I'll bet the only trophies you ever won were for crying 'cause you're so sensitive! Ha haaa! Oooooooh! That's it! Time to put you in your place, dad! Ho ho! Feelin' gutsy, huh? Well, since I'm here, I might as well play, too.
Can't let you have all the fun.
Ha haaa! Another first-place victory for Carl putter.
We'll see about that.
See you in the line at cheezers with all the other amateurs, kiddo.
Yes! All right, folks! We have a tie! From here on out, this will be a sudden-death putt-off both of you putting at the exact same time! First one to miss a shot loses! Yeah! Never lost one of these in my life! It's true.
He never has.
Until now! You can do this.
Let the sudden-death round begin! Whoa! I hate mini-golf.
You first, kiddo.
No.
After you.
If you insist.
Top that! Ha haaa! End of the line, squirt.
Ha haaa! Aah! Carl putter missed the final hole! If C.
J.
makes this next shot, she'll win! Come on! Let's get out of here! No! I'm gonna make this shot! That's crazy! If I can't make it, you can't do it, either! That's just what you want me to think so you can win! I got to go all or nothing! Just like you told me, remember?! Fine.
All or nothing! Aaaah! Unh! C.
J.
, are you okay? Clear me a path! I need to make this last shot! All clear! Aah! Run! No! I have to beat my dad! Paws off my daughter while she's trying to putt! Ohh! Now sink that putt, C.
J.
! Congratulations, C.
J.
! You've won the putterpalooza! Nice puttin', ceej.
You finally beat your old man.
I'm sorry for being so hard on you.
I was trying to prepare you for the world the only way I knew how by crushing you at mini-golf.
It's okay, dad.
'Cause I finally whupped your putt! Whoo-ha-haaa! Ha haaa! I've been waiting a long time for that trash talk.
Thanks for helping me out, Mordecai.
No ne's ever had my back like you do.
Aww.
Anytime, ceej.
C.
J.
, here is your official "cut the cheezers" card! You know, after making up with my dad, this seems kind of beside the point.
Meh.
Nooooooo! Don't worry, Rigby.
I'll wait in line at cheezers with you.
I'll wait.
Yeah, a whole half-hour ago! Ugh! All right! Now we're talkin'! Here you go four cheddargeddons with a side of tomato bisque.
Aw, ye-eah! "Cheddarged-in" ma stomach! Ha ha! Nice.
Hey, man, what's with the balls? Those are complementary golf balls for our new "sink hole de queso" challenge.
If you get a hole in one, your party eats for free.
Oh, yes! Hunh! Dude! What are you doing? Free stuff always tastes better! Now let's do this! Aah! Aah! Mordecai, you got to make this shot! I don't want to have to eat my lunch off the bathroom door.
M-o-o-ove.
Noooooooo! Why? Sorry, dude.
Oh! Oh! My turn! Your turn C.
J.
Uh that's okay.
I think I'll pass.
Aw, come on.
Just try it.
You can't be any worse than us.
I just really don't like mini-golf.
Please, C.
J.
! I'm so hungry! Here.
Boss! Boss! Someone won! Cheeses, havarti, and provolone! We have a winner! Chas Melter, C.
E.
O.
And founder of cheezers.
You are the first and only customer to beat the sink hole de queso challenge! Congratulations! Huh? Say, with skills like that, you got to play in the putterpalooza this weekend! Uh, sponsored by cheezers, of course.
Grand prize is a "cut the cheezers" card! Win one of these babies, and you get to cut to the front of the line for life! Oh, ye-eah! No more lines! Look, I don't want to do this.
I don't like mini-golf! And I don't like waiting in line.
We're talking about cutting in front of people and getting away with it! You're the only one who can win this for us! Yeah, C.
J.
you're really good.
It'll be really fun.
Just try it and see.
Think of all the time we'll save skipping all the lines.
Okay, I'll play.
Aw, ye-eah! Cut the cheezers! But I'm gonna need a little practice if I'm gonna enter the tournament.
You don't need practice.
You're "gouda" 'nuff to win! I get paid extra to say that.
Okay.
Don't get your hopes up.
I'm a little rusty.
That's what you call rusty? Intuitive pivoting, angle control You got serious skills, C.
J.
! How did I not know you're amazing at this? Eh.
I'm full of - surprises.
- How did I miss that shot?! It was so easy! Whoa, whoa! C.
J.
! No need to get upset.
It's just mini-golf.
Is something the matter? I can't help taking mini-golf seriously.
It kind of runs in the family.
My dad is Carl putter.
Whoa! Carl putter? The world champion mini-golf pro? That explains so much.
Wait.
So your last name is "putter"? No, that's just his mini-golf name.
Look, it's not something I really like to talk about.
Growing up with a mini-golf legend as your dad, well It can be pretty tough.
Come on! Focus! Focus! Hmm.
Not bad If you like losing.
It takes a little finesse if you want to beat your old man.
Ha ha! He never let me win.
Ooh! Too slow! In your face! And he was a real sore winner.
Until I finally had enough.
Don't mess it up.
Don't mess it up! What are you doing?! I didn't teach you to play it safe! But, dad, I'll be able to make the next shot easy, and then I'll get second place.
Second place is just the first loser! You got to go all or nothing! Aw, don't take it out on the putter.
It's not the putter's fault you played bad! And that was the last time I ever played Until yesterday.
Whoa! That was crazy! Geez, C.
J.
I had no idea.
You don't have to play in this tournament if you don't want to.
Yes, you do! You're our only hope at that "cut the cheezers" card! Think of the children me! I'm the children! I think I still want to play.
Without my dad around, I can actually enjoy it for once.
Awesome.
Hey, my car! Who did this?! Huh?! What's the matter? You don't want your club back?! I think we've had enough practice today.
Go, C.
J.
! Oh, no.
Ugh! I knew it! There you go! Keep on puttin' the good putt! Dad! Hey! Ceej! Dad, what are you doing here?! Well, I was hittin' the mini-green with my ol' pal chas melter the other day, and he mentioned that someone was playing in the putterpalooza.
Didn't think you'd be Dustin' off the ol' mini-clubs, kiddo.
Dad, I don't want you here! Hey, I want to see if you still have the chops to come in second place to your old man.
Ha haaa! Uh, hello, Mr.
putter.
My name's Mordecai.
I'm dating your daughter.
It's probably not my place to say anything, but what you're doing is not cool.
Forget it, Mordecai.
Let's just go.
Ooh! We got a sensitive guy over here.
You must not be very competitive, eh, pal? I'll bet the only trophies you ever won were for crying 'cause you're so sensitive! Ha haaa! Oooooooh! That's it! Time to put you in your place, dad! Ho ho! Feelin' gutsy, huh? Well, since I'm here, I might as well play, too.
Can't let you have all the fun.
Ha haaa! Another first-place victory for Carl putter.
We'll see about that.
See you in the line at cheezers with all the other amateurs, kiddo.
Yes! All right, folks! We have a tie! From here on out, this will be a sudden-death putt-off both of you putting at the exact same time! First one to miss a shot loses! Yeah! Never lost one of these in my life! It's true.
He never has.
Until now! You can do this.
Let the sudden-death round begin! Whoa! I hate mini-golf.
You first, kiddo.
No.
After you.
If you insist.
Top that! Ha haaa! End of the line, squirt.
Ha haaa! Aah! Carl putter missed the final hole! If C.
J.
makes this next shot, she'll win! Come on! Let's get out of here! No! I'm gonna make this shot! That's crazy! If I can't make it, you can't do it, either! That's just what you want me to think so you can win! I got to go all or nothing! Just like you told me, remember?! Fine.
All or nothing! Aaaah! Unh! C.
J.
, are you okay? Clear me a path! I need to make this last shot! All clear! Aah! Run! No! I have to beat my dad! Paws off my daughter while she's trying to putt! Ohh! Now sink that putt, C.
J.
! Congratulations, C.
J.
! You've won the putterpalooza! Nice puttin', ceej.
You finally beat your old man.
I'm sorry for being so hard on you.
I was trying to prepare you for the world the only way I knew how by crushing you at mini-golf.
It's okay, dad.
'Cause I finally whupped your putt! Whoo-ha-haaa! Ha haaa! I've been waiting a long time for that trash talk.
Thanks for helping me out, Mordecai.
No ne's ever had my back like you do.
Aww.
Anytime, ceej.
C.
J.
, here is your official "cut the cheezers" card! You know, after making up with my dad, this seems kind of beside the point.
Meh.
Nooooooo! Don't worry, Rigby.
I'll wait in line at cheezers with you.
I'll wait.