Rocko's Modern Life (1993) s01e05 Episode Script
Power Trip/To Heck and Back
1
( buzzing and chirping )
( chuckling )
GOOD AS NEW.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
SPUNKY!
SPUNKY!
( splat )
( screaming )
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
( laughing )
THAT WAS A HOOT!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnnouncer:
IT'S THE SUPER-DUPER ADVENTURES
OF REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN.
HEY, REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN,
\h\h\hCAN YOU SAVE MOGOPOLIS
FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION?
SURE. IT'S EASY FOR REALLY,
\h\h\h\h\h\hREALLY BIG MAN.
I'LL JUST TOSS THIS SKYSCRAPER
\h\h\h\h\h\hBACK TO THE CITY,
RETURN THIS DEADLY SEA CREATURE
\h\h\h\hTO ITS NATURAL HABITAT,
\h\h\h\hAND MERELY HURL THIS
ATOMIC WARHEAD INTO THE SUN.
( screaming )
\h\hSEE HOW EASY
THAT WAS, JIMMY?
JIMMY?
TO COVER HIS EXPENSES
\h\h\hAS A SUPERHERO,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN
\h\h\hDISGUISES HIMSELF
AS A DAILY ORBIT RECEPTIONIST,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLOIS LANE.
( growling )
GOOD MORNING, BOSS.
LOIS, YOU'RE FIRED!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUY IT OR GET OUT!
( door closes )
ROCKO, I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN
\h\h\h\h\hFOR HAIR IMPLANTS.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
HIRE AN ASSISTAN
\h\h\hTO HELP OUT.
HERE ARE THE KEYS
\hTO THE OFFICE.
AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
\h\h\hDON'T TOUCH
THE GREEN BUTTON.
SMOLDERING, UH, TOAD.
\hSO, WHAT WAS
YOUR LAST JOB?
VITAL ORGAN DELIVERY BOY.
FRY COOK.
\h\h\h\h\h( imitating
rocket ship engine )
\h\h\h\h\hAND I'M PUNCHING HIM,
AND I'M PUNCHING, I'M PUNCHING,
I'M PUNCHING HIM,
\h\h\hAND I SAYS,
\h"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'
GIVE YOU THE RIGHT CHANGE?"
( honking )
( imitating automatic
\h\h\hweapon firing )
\h\h\hSO HAVE YOU SEEN
\h\h\hTHE NEWEST SHOW,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN?
BIG MAN FINALLY CAPTURES
\h\h\h\h\h\hNUCLEAR SWAN.
NO, FILBURT, I HAVEN'T.
NOW, LISTEN. DO YOU FEEL
\hWE CAN WORK AS A TEAM
AND MAKE THIS SHOP A SUCCESS?
COMIC BOOKS ARE MY LIFE.
\h\hWOW. THIS CAN'
BE HAPPENING TO ME.
FILBURT, WHY DON'T YOU
MIND THE CASH REGISTER
WHILE I GO CHECK
\hON THE OFFICE?
OKAY, PARTNER. YOU CAN COUN
\h\h\hON YOUR PAL, FILBURT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hToad's voice:
DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN BUTTON.
DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN BUTTON.
DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN BUTTON.
OOH.
OH.
OH, I LOVE THIS JOB.
HEY, WHERE'S THE NEW ISSUE
OF REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN?
Rocko, angry voice:
\h\h\h\h\hFILBURT!
COMING, BOSS.
( beeping )
FILBURT, YOU HAVEN'T SOLD
ANY BIG MAN COMICS TODAY.
\h\h\h\h\hNOW GET DOWN THERE
AND START PUSHING SOME POOP!
RIGHT, BOSS.
HEY, YOU GOT THE NEW ISSUE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF BIG MAN?
NO BIG MAN?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT?
HE DOESN'T HAVE IT?
FILBURT!
\h\h\h\h\hI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS!
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THA
\hSTANDING AROUND IN MY OFFICE?
RIGHT, BOSS.
( evil laughter )
( customers protesting )
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
FILBURT!
Customers chanting:
\h\hWE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
FILBURT!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
FILBURT!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFILBURT!
( crashing )
FILBURT! FILBURT!
FILBURT!
( wind howling )
FILBURT!
YES, BOSS?
\h\h\h\hI WANT TO SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!
YES, BOSS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h( normal voice )
SUPPLY AND DEMAND, FILBURT.
SUPPLY AND DEMAND.
PEOPLE DEMAND BIG MAN COMICS,
AND WE SUPPLY THEM.
IF YOU, FILBURT,
CAN'T SUPPLY BIG MAN,
THE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN.
DO YOU FOLLOW ME, FILBURT?
Y-YES, SIR.
IF THE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN,
\h\hI DON'T MAKE A PROFIT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h( angry voice )
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
N-N-NO.
NOOO!
YOU'RE FIRED!
( screaming )
( alarms beeping )
\h\h\h(sirens wailing )
( vehicle horns beeping )
\h\h\h\h\hWHERE ARE YOU,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN?
( echoing )
( echoing continues )
( screaming in distance )
( continues )
( glass shatters )
( objects clattering )
( footsteps thundering )
YOU'RE--
YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S RIGHT.
I'M REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN.
I'M HERE TO DISCUSS
\h\hA LITTLE MATTER
CONCERNING AN OLD
\hFRIEND OF YOURS.
LOOK INTO MY MAGIC
\h\h\hCHEST HAIRS.
WHY, IT'S FILBURT.
\hOUT ON THE STREET,
THANKS TO YOU, ROCKO.
( horn honks )
\h\hLOOK STILL DEEPER
INTO MY MUSCULAR BOSOM
\hTO VIEW THE RELATIONSHIP
YOU AND FILBURT ONCE HAD.
I'M NAUSEOUS.
I'M NAUSEOUS.
I'M NAUSEOUS.
AND NOW WITNESS WHERE
YOU'RE HEADED, ROCKO.
LOOK INTO THE NIPPLES
\h\h\h\hOF THE FUTURE.
BUY IT AGAIN!
SMOLDERING OLD TOAD.
NO! NO! NO!
\h\h\h\h\h\hI'LL CHANGE,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN!
\h\h\h\h\hI'LL CHANGE.
I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL.
\h\h\h\hHOW CAN I MAKE UP
FOR THE ERROR OF MY WAYS?
\hWELL, I THINK THERE'S
SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
ROCKO?
FILBURT!
ROCKO?
THERE, THERE, OLD BUDDY.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT'S OKAY.
FILBURT, I'M SORRY.
\h\h\h[SOBBING]
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
\h\hBUT WHAT ABOU
THE STORE, ROCKO?
IT'S RUINED.
\h\h\h\hHEY, I GO
A REALLY BIG IDEA.
( crowd clamoring )
SIGN YOUR COMIC BOOK
\h\hFOR ME, BIG MAN?
OH, PLEASE!
OH, PLEASE!
OH, PLEASE!
SURE.
WOW! THANKS, BIG MAN!
( bell dings )
\h\h\h( beeps )
ME TOO, BIG MAN!
( register dinging )
OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN.
THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
DON'T PUSH, DON'T PUSH.
( creaking )
\h\h\h( explosion )
( coins clinking )
( crowd clamoring )
THANKS, BIG MAN.
WE'VE ALL BEEN TOUCHED
\h\h\hBY YOUR BIGNESS.
SO LONG, LITTLE GUYS.
AND REMEMBER, BIG IS GOOD!
( door opens, closes )
ROCKO!
YES, SIR.
WHAT IS THAT TURTLE
\h\h\h\hDOING HERE?
\hTHAT'S FILBURT,
OUR NEW ASSISTANT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFIRE HIM!
WHAT?
YOU HEARD ME.
\h\hFIRE HIM!
BUT WE'RE A TEAM.
\h\h\hLOOK AT ALL
THE MONEY WE MADE.
I WILL NOT FIRE
MY BEST FRIEND.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, THEN,
IF YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD TEAM,
\hI GUESS YOU SHOULD JUS
STICK TOGETHER THEN, HUH?
YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!
OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE JUS
\h\hA SMOLDERING OLD TOAD.
\hWoman: Mr. Lawrence,
good to see you again.
NO WORRIES, FILBURT.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A BIG MAN
\h\h\h\hTO FILL OUR SHOES.
WOW!
\hTHIS CAN'T BE
HAPPENING TO ME.
LOCK UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
SURE THING, BOSS.
( bone snaps )
WELL, KAREN, I MUST SAY
\h\hTHIS IS A VERY
IMPRESSIVE RESUME.
\hLET ME BE THE FIRS
TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
CHOKEY CHICKEN INCORPORATED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, KAREN.
AND GOOD LUCK.
( oil bubbling )
I THINK I'LL HAVE
\h\h\hTHE CHICKEN.
WHAT NUMBER?
YOU BETTER GO FIRST, ROCKO.
\h\h\h\h\hI'M NOT READY YET.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY,
I'D LIKE THE 5-PIECE--
OKAY, I'M READY.
I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER 47,
THE 13,
AN ORDER OF NUMBER 6,
EXTRA COLE SLAW,
AND A LARGE MAYONNAISE.
HEY, I'LL GO GET US A TABLE.
37.58, PLEASE.
\h\h\hHEFF, IT CAME
TO NEARLY 40 BUCKS.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
\hABOUT RESTAURANT KETCHUP.
( slurping )
LISTEN, HEFFER.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
\h\hABOUT SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN BES
FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU DON'T WANT TO STOP
BEING FRIENDS, DO YOU?
NO, NO, HEFF, I JUST WAN
\h\hTO DISCUSS SOMETHING.
ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?
YES, HEFF, I AM.
\h\h\h\hTHIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
\h\hA FRIENDSHIP IS
ABOUT GIVE AND TAKE.
AND I FEEL THAT SOMETIMES
ONE FRIEND WILL TAKE
MORE THAN THE OTHER
SO THAT THE OTHER WILL--
\h\h\hROCKO, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
I THINK JENNY ROLL
\h\h\hSAID IT BES
\hWHEN WE WERE IN
THE THIRD GRADE.
\h\hMRS. LEDENITZ,
MY BOTTOM BUBBLED!
( laughing )
( cracking )
( gasping )
HEFF, LISTEN,
\h\hYOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, BUT--
( choking )
\h\h\hOH, COME ON, NO NEED
TO BE ALL CHOKED UP, HEFF.
HEFFER?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h( choking)
MOO.
( body thuds )
HEFFER!
HE'S CHOKING!
IS THERE A DOCTOR
\h\hIN THE HOUSE?
( chattering )
HEFF, OLD BUDDY, HANG ON.
I'M GONNA PERFORM THE HEIMLICH.
( passes gas )
WOW, I GOT BIG HIPS.
WHAT?
( screaming )
( fire crackling )
( reading )
( whimpering )
I AM THE DARK UNDERLORD,
THE PRINCE OF DOOM,
THE KING OF ETERNAL TORMENT.
I AM FEAR!
I AM EVIL.
THEY CALL ME PEACHES.
PEACHES?
WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?
YOU WILL ROT IN TORMENT FOREVER.
( laughter )
PEACHES?
OKAY, HEFFER.
( spits )
OH, THAT'S A GOOD NAME.
I-- WHAT WAS I SAYING?
JUST FORGET IT.
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT--
\h\hAH, IT'S JUS
FOR THE TOURISTS.
BE SEATED.
WOW. COOL.
YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
WOW.
THIS IS A 1974 SPIRI
\hTUBE-O-VISION 3000,
AND IT BELONGS TO ME!
\h\h\h\hDO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MAKES IT?
HMM I GIVE UP.
IT'S THE TV FROM HECK!
( both laughing )
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE.
HECK?
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE--
CENSORS.
AND THERE'S THE LAMP FROM HECK,
AND HERE'S THE PINEAPPLE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM HECK.
( laughing )
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT.
OKAY, NOW WHERE WERE WE?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, YEAH.
YOU ARE GUILTY OF ONE OF
\hTHE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.
GLUTTONY!
ARE YOU STILL WITH ME?
\h\h\h\hHEY, PEACHES, YOU GO
ANYTHING TO EAT AROUND HERE?
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
SEVEN DEADLY SINS!
GLUTTONY! GLUTTON!
YOU ARE A GLUTTON!
"GLOOTON"?
NOW TURN TO CHANNEL 3.
SURE. WHERE'S THE REMOTE?
( laughing )
YOU POOR FOOL,
\h\h\hSTILL DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE, DO YOU?
THERE IS NO REMOTE.
YOU THINK THAT'S SCARY?
WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
( laughing )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h( whimpering )
HANG ON, HEFF.
\h\h\hI SEE IT.
YOU'VE GOT A CHICKEN BONE
\h\hCAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT.
HEFF, YOU'VE GO
\hX'S FOR EYES.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
( coughing )
\h\h\hYOU'RE GLUTTONY WENT FAR
BEYOND A MERE MANIA FOR FOOD.
IT HURT OTHERS.
PEOPLE WHO LOVED YOU.
OBSERVE.
MY CAKE! MY CAKE!
\h\hOH, DID YOU EVEN
TASTE IT, YOU WALRUS?
( sobbing )
\hAND OF COURSE THERE
WAS YOUR FRIEND ROCKO.
BEHOLD!
HEFFER. HEFF!
HEFF!
HEFFER!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h( screaming )
HEFFER!
( whimpering )
HEFFER!
NO! ENOUGH!
I'M A "GLOOTON"!
I'M A "GLOOTON"!
I'M GLAD I'M DEAD.
ALMOST GOT IT, HEFF.
( screaming )
\hWELL, IT LOOKS AS IF
EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND
\h\h\h\hHAS ENDED UP IN THA
CAVERNOUS ABDOMEN OF YOURS.
ROCKO!
AND YOU'VE GOT NINE STOMACHS!
HE'LL STARVE TO DEATH BEFORE
HE FINDS HIS WAY OUT OF YOUR
LABYRINTH IAN GUT!
STARVE! OH, NO, ROCKO!
NOT THAT! NOT THAT!
HUH?
ROCKO, I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY!
COME NOW.
\h\hPREPARE YOURSELF FOR
YOUR ETERNAL PUNISHMENT!
( wind howling )
YOU WILL WATCH YOUR FRIEND
\h\h\h\hSLOWLY WASTE AWAY.
WHEN IT'S FINALLY OVER,
\h\h\h\hYOU WILL WATCH I
IN RERUNS AGAIN AND AGAIN
FOR ALL ETERNITY!
ROCKO!
( laughing )
HANG IN THERE.
ALMOST THERE.
( heartbeat )
\h\h\hDON'T WORRY,
ROCKO, OLD BUDDY!
I'M COMING!
( bell dings )
BONZAI!
NO!
AH, GO AHEAD.
( heartbeat )
( belches )
EXCUSE ME.
ROCKO! ROCKO, BUDDY!
WE'RE ALIVE!
OH, ROCKO,
\h\hFROM NOW ON, THINGS
ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
HEY! LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMY TREAT.
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR--
HEY, YOU DON'T MIND STOPPING
AT THE BEEF BARGE ON
\h\hTHE WAY, DO YOU?
I'M STARVED.
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
( laughing )
OH, JEEZ.
WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
\h\hMAYBE I SHOULD LAY OFF
THE EXERCISE FOR A WHILE.
( sighs )
BUT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
( laughter )
( Heffer screaming )
HUH?
( panting )
( screaming )
HEFFER, LET'S GO!
ROCKO! I'M NOT DEAD YET!
I'M NOT DEAD YET.
HEFF, COME ON!
\h\h\h\hWE'RE GONNA MISS
THE BIG COMIC BOOK SALE.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
HI, HEFF.
HEY, KAREN.
WHOA, LOOKING GOOD.
OH, THANKS.
I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW
\hDOWN AT THE CHOKEY
CHICKEN CORPORATION.
HEY, WELL, GOOD LUCK.
THANKS, GUYS.
\h\hBYE-BYE.
CHOKEY CHICKEN?
I LOVE CHOKEY CHICKEN!
COULD WE PLEASE STOP THERE
\h\h\h\hON THE WAY, ROCK?
OKAY, BUDDY, BUT WE'LL
HAVE TO MAKE IT QUICK.
OH, BOY! I'M GONNA HAVE
THE CRISPY CAJUN STYLE.
NO, MAYBE THE HAWAIIAN
\h\h\hCHICKEN SUPREME.
( fading )
6-6-2
6-6-3
6-6-4
6-6-5!
( groans )
1
2
3, 4, 5.
( buzzing and chirping )
( chuckling )
GOOD AS NEW.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
SPUNKY!
SPUNKY!
( splat )
( screaming )
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
( laughing )
THAT WAS A HOOT!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnnouncer:
IT'S THE SUPER-DUPER ADVENTURES
OF REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN.
HEY, REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN,
\h\h\hCAN YOU SAVE MOGOPOLIS
FROM TOTAL DESTRUCTION?
SURE. IT'S EASY FOR REALLY,
\h\h\h\h\h\hREALLY BIG MAN.
I'LL JUST TOSS THIS SKYSCRAPER
\h\h\h\h\h\hBACK TO THE CITY,
RETURN THIS DEADLY SEA CREATURE
\h\h\h\hTO ITS NATURAL HABITAT,
\h\h\h\hAND MERELY HURL THIS
ATOMIC WARHEAD INTO THE SUN.
( screaming )
\h\hSEE HOW EASY
THAT WAS, JIMMY?
JIMMY?
TO COVER HIS EXPENSES
\h\h\hAS A SUPERHERO,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN
\h\h\hDISGUISES HIMSELF
AS A DAILY ORBIT RECEPTIONIST,
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLOIS LANE.
( growling )
GOOD MORNING, BOSS.
LOIS, YOU'RE FIRED!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUY IT OR GET OUT!
( door closes )
ROCKO, I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN
\h\h\h\h\hFOR HAIR IMPLANTS.
YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
HIRE AN ASSISTAN
\h\h\hTO HELP OUT.
HERE ARE THE KEYS
\hTO THE OFFICE.
AND WHATEVER YOU DO,
\h\h\hDON'T TOUCH
THE GREEN BUTTON.
SMOLDERING, UH, TOAD.
\hSO, WHAT WAS
YOUR LAST JOB?
VITAL ORGAN DELIVERY BOY.
FRY COOK.
\h\h\h\h\h( imitating
rocket ship engine )
\h\h\h\h\hAND I'M PUNCHING HIM,
AND I'M PUNCHING, I'M PUNCHING,
I'M PUNCHING HIM,
\h\h\hAND I SAYS,
\h"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'
GIVE YOU THE RIGHT CHANGE?"
( honking )
( imitating automatic
\h\h\hweapon firing )
\h\h\hSO HAVE YOU SEEN
\h\h\hTHE NEWEST SHOW,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN?
BIG MAN FINALLY CAPTURES
\h\h\h\h\h\hNUCLEAR SWAN.
NO, FILBURT, I HAVEN'T.
NOW, LISTEN. DO YOU FEEL
\hWE CAN WORK AS A TEAM
AND MAKE THIS SHOP A SUCCESS?
COMIC BOOKS ARE MY LIFE.
\h\hWOW. THIS CAN'
BE HAPPENING TO ME.
FILBURT, WHY DON'T YOU
MIND THE CASH REGISTER
WHILE I GO CHECK
\hON THE OFFICE?
OKAY, PARTNER. YOU CAN COUN
\h\h\hON YOUR PAL, FILBURT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hToad's voice:
DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN BUTTON.
DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN BUTTON.
DON'T TOUCH THE GREEN BUTTON.
OOH.
OH.
OH, I LOVE THIS JOB.
HEY, WHERE'S THE NEW ISSUE
OF REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN?
Rocko, angry voice:
\h\h\h\h\hFILBURT!
COMING, BOSS.
( beeping )
FILBURT, YOU HAVEN'T SOLD
ANY BIG MAN COMICS TODAY.
\h\h\h\h\hNOW GET DOWN THERE
AND START PUSHING SOME POOP!
RIGHT, BOSS.
HEY, YOU GOT THE NEW ISSUE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF BIG MAN?
NO BIG MAN?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT?
HE DOESN'T HAVE IT?
FILBURT!
\h\h\h\h\hI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS!
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THA
\hSTANDING AROUND IN MY OFFICE?
RIGHT, BOSS.
( evil laughter )
( customers protesting )
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
FILBURT!
Customers chanting:
\h\hWE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
FILBURT!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
FILBURT!
WE WANT BIG MAN!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFILBURT!
( crashing )
FILBURT! FILBURT!
FILBURT!
( wind howling )
FILBURT!
YES, BOSS?
\h\h\h\hI WANT TO SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!
YES, BOSS.
\h\h\h\h\h\h( normal voice )
SUPPLY AND DEMAND, FILBURT.
SUPPLY AND DEMAND.
PEOPLE DEMAND BIG MAN COMICS,
AND WE SUPPLY THEM.
IF YOU, FILBURT,
CAN'T SUPPLY BIG MAN,
THE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN.
DO YOU FOLLOW ME, FILBURT?
Y-YES, SIR.
IF THE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN,
\h\hI DON'T MAKE A PROFIT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h( angry voice )
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
N-N-NO.
NOOO!
YOU'RE FIRED!
( screaming )
( alarms beeping )
\h\h\h(sirens wailing )
( vehicle horns beeping )
\h\h\h\h\hWHERE ARE YOU,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN?
( echoing )
( echoing continues )
( screaming in distance )
( continues )
( glass shatters )
( objects clattering )
( footsteps thundering )
YOU'RE--
YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY--
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT'S RIGHT.
I'M REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN.
I'M HERE TO DISCUSS
\h\hA LITTLE MATTER
CONCERNING AN OLD
\hFRIEND OF YOURS.
LOOK INTO MY MAGIC
\h\h\hCHEST HAIRS.
WHY, IT'S FILBURT.
\hOUT ON THE STREET,
THANKS TO YOU, ROCKO.
( horn honks )
\h\hLOOK STILL DEEPER
INTO MY MUSCULAR BOSOM
\hTO VIEW THE RELATIONSHIP
YOU AND FILBURT ONCE HAD.
I'M NAUSEOUS.
I'M NAUSEOUS.
I'M NAUSEOUS.
AND NOW WITNESS WHERE
YOU'RE HEADED, ROCKO.
LOOK INTO THE NIPPLES
\h\h\h\hOF THE FUTURE.
BUY IT AGAIN!
SMOLDERING OLD TOAD.
NO! NO! NO!
\h\h\h\h\h\hI'LL CHANGE,
REALLY, REALLY BIG MAN!
\h\h\h\h\hI'LL CHANGE.
I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL.
\h\h\h\hHOW CAN I MAKE UP
FOR THE ERROR OF MY WAYS?
\hWELL, I THINK THERE'S
SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.
ROCKO?
FILBURT!
ROCKO?
THERE, THERE, OLD BUDDY.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT'S OKAY.
FILBURT, I'M SORRY.
\h\h\h[SOBBING]
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
\h\hBUT WHAT ABOU
THE STORE, ROCKO?
IT'S RUINED.
\h\h\h\hHEY, I GO
A REALLY BIG IDEA.
( crowd clamoring )
SIGN YOUR COMIC BOOK
\h\hFOR ME, BIG MAN?
OH, PLEASE!
OH, PLEASE!
OH, PLEASE!
SURE.
WOW! THANKS, BIG MAN!
( bell dings )
\h\h\h( beeps )
ME TOO, BIG MAN!
( register dinging )
OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN.
THERE'S ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE.
DON'T PUSH, DON'T PUSH.
( creaking )
\h\h\h( explosion )
( coins clinking )
( crowd clamoring )
THANKS, BIG MAN.
WE'VE ALL BEEN TOUCHED
\h\h\hBY YOUR BIGNESS.
SO LONG, LITTLE GUYS.
AND REMEMBER, BIG IS GOOD!
( door opens, closes )
ROCKO!
YES, SIR.
WHAT IS THAT TURTLE
\h\h\h\hDOING HERE?
\hTHAT'S FILBURT,
OUR NEW ASSISTANT.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFIRE HIM!
WHAT?
YOU HEARD ME.
\h\hFIRE HIM!
BUT WE'RE A TEAM.
\h\h\hLOOK AT ALL
THE MONEY WE MADE.
I WILL NOT FIRE
MY BEST FRIEND.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, THEN,
IF YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD TEAM,
\hI GUESS YOU SHOULD JUS
STICK TOGETHER THEN, HUH?
YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!
OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE JUS
\h\hA SMOLDERING OLD TOAD.
\hWoman: Mr. Lawrence,
good to see you again.
NO WORRIES, FILBURT.
IT'S GONNA TAKE A BIG MAN
\h\h\h\hTO FILL OUR SHOES.
WOW!
\hTHIS CAN'T BE
HAPPENING TO ME.
LOCK UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
SURE THING, BOSS.
( bone snaps )
WELL, KAREN, I MUST SAY
\h\hTHIS IS A VERY
IMPRESSIVE RESUME.
\hLET ME BE THE FIRS
TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
CHOKEY CHICKEN INCORPORATED.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR.
YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, KAREN.
AND GOOD LUCK.
( oil bubbling )
I THINK I'LL HAVE
\h\h\hTHE CHICKEN.
WHAT NUMBER?
YOU BETTER GO FIRST, ROCKO.
\h\h\h\h\hI'M NOT READY YET.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY,
I'D LIKE THE 5-PIECE--
OKAY, I'M READY.
I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER 47,
THE 13,
AN ORDER OF NUMBER 6,
EXTRA COLE SLAW,
AND A LARGE MAYONNAISE.
HEY, I'LL GO GET US A TABLE.
37.58, PLEASE.
\h\h\hHEFF, IT CAME
TO NEARLY 40 BUCKS.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
\hABOUT RESTAURANT KETCHUP.
( slurping )
LISTEN, HEFFER.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
\h\hABOUT SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN BES
FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU DON'T WANT TO STOP
BEING FRIENDS, DO YOU?
NO, NO, HEFF, I JUST WAN
\h\hTO DISCUSS SOMETHING.
ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT?
YES, HEFF, I AM.
\h\h\h\hTHIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
\h\hA FRIENDSHIP IS
ABOUT GIVE AND TAKE.
AND I FEEL THAT SOMETIMES
ONE FRIEND WILL TAKE
MORE THAN THE OTHER
SO THAT THE OTHER WILL--
\h\h\hROCKO, I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
I THINK JENNY ROLL
\h\h\hSAID IT BES
\hWHEN WE WERE IN
THE THIRD GRADE.
\h\hMRS. LEDENITZ,
MY BOTTOM BUBBLED!
( laughing )
( cracking )
( gasping )
HEFF, LISTEN,
\h\hYOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, BUT--
( choking )
\h\h\hOH, COME ON, NO NEED
TO BE ALL CHOKED UP, HEFF.
HEFFER?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h( choking)
MOO.
( body thuds )
HEFFER!
HE'S CHOKING!
IS THERE A DOCTOR
\h\hIN THE HOUSE?
( chattering )
HEFF, OLD BUDDY, HANG ON.
I'M GONNA PERFORM THE HEIMLICH.
( passes gas )
WOW, I GOT BIG HIPS.
WHAT?
( screaming )
( fire crackling )
( reading )
( whimpering )
I AM THE DARK UNDERLORD,
THE PRINCE OF DOOM,
THE KING OF ETERNAL TORMENT.
I AM FEAR!
I AM EVIL.
THEY CALL ME PEACHES.
PEACHES?
WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH?
YOU WILL ROT IN TORMENT FOREVER.
( laughter )
PEACHES?
OKAY, HEFFER.
( spits )
OH, THAT'S A GOOD NAME.
I-- WHAT WAS I SAYING?
JUST FORGET IT.
WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT--
\h\hAH, IT'S JUS
FOR THE TOURISTS.
BE SEATED.
WOW. COOL.
YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
WOW.
THIS IS A 1974 SPIRI
\hTUBE-O-VISION 3000,
AND IT BELONGS TO ME!
\h\h\h\hDO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MAKES IT?
HMM I GIVE UP.
IT'S THE TV FROM HECK!
( both laughing )
HEY! WAIT A MINUTE.
HECK?
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE--
CENSORS.
AND THERE'S THE LAMP FROM HECK,
AND HERE'S THE PINEAPPLE
\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM HECK.
( laughing )
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT.
OKAY, NOW WHERE WERE WE?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, YEAH.
YOU ARE GUILTY OF ONE OF
\hTHE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.
GLUTTONY!
ARE YOU STILL WITH ME?
\h\h\h\hHEY, PEACHES, YOU GO
ANYTHING TO EAT AROUND HERE?
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
SEVEN DEADLY SINS!
GLUTTONY! GLUTTON!
YOU ARE A GLUTTON!
"GLOOTON"?
NOW TURN TO CHANNEL 3.
SURE. WHERE'S THE REMOTE?
( laughing )
YOU POOR FOOL,
\h\h\hSTILL DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE, DO YOU?
THERE IS NO REMOTE.
YOU THINK THAT'S SCARY?
WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
( laughing )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h( whimpering )
HANG ON, HEFF.
\h\h\hI SEE IT.
YOU'VE GOT A CHICKEN BONE
\h\hCAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT.
HEFF, YOU'VE GO
\hX'S FOR EYES.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
( coughing )
\h\h\hYOU'RE GLUTTONY WENT FAR
BEYOND A MERE MANIA FOR FOOD.
IT HURT OTHERS.
PEOPLE WHO LOVED YOU.
OBSERVE.
MY CAKE! MY CAKE!
\h\hOH, DID YOU EVEN
TASTE IT, YOU WALRUS?
( sobbing )
\hAND OF COURSE THERE
WAS YOUR FRIEND ROCKO.
BEHOLD!
HEFFER. HEFF!
HEFF!
HEFFER!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h( screaming )
HEFFER!
( whimpering )
HEFFER!
NO! ENOUGH!
I'M A "GLOOTON"!
I'M A "GLOOTON"!
I'M GLAD I'M DEAD.
ALMOST GOT IT, HEFF.
( screaming )
\hWELL, IT LOOKS AS IF
EVEN YOUR BEST FRIEND
\h\h\h\hHAS ENDED UP IN THA
CAVERNOUS ABDOMEN OF YOURS.
ROCKO!
AND YOU'VE GOT NINE STOMACHS!
HE'LL STARVE TO DEATH BEFORE
HE FINDS HIS WAY OUT OF YOUR
LABYRINTH IAN GUT!
STARVE! OH, NO, ROCKO!
NOT THAT! NOT THAT!
HUH?
ROCKO, I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY!
COME NOW.
\h\hPREPARE YOURSELF FOR
YOUR ETERNAL PUNISHMENT!
( wind howling )
YOU WILL WATCH YOUR FRIEND
\h\h\h\hSLOWLY WASTE AWAY.
WHEN IT'S FINALLY OVER,
\h\h\h\hYOU WILL WATCH I
IN RERUNS AGAIN AND AGAIN
FOR ALL ETERNITY!
ROCKO!
( laughing )
HANG IN THERE.
ALMOST THERE.
( heartbeat )
\h\h\hDON'T WORRY,
ROCKO, OLD BUDDY!
I'M COMING!
( bell dings )
BONZAI!
NO!
AH, GO AHEAD.
( heartbeat )
( belches )
EXCUSE ME.
ROCKO! ROCKO, BUDDY!
WE'RE ALIVE!
OH, ROCKO,
\h\hFROM NOW ON, THINGS
ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
HEY! LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMY TREAT.
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR--
HEY, YOU DON'T MIND STOPPING
AT THE BEEF BARGE ON
\h\hTHE WAY, DO YOU?
I'M STARVED.
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
( laughing )
OH, JEEZ.
WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
\h\hMAYBE I SHOULD LAY OFF
THE EXERCISE FOR A WHILE.
( sighs )
BUT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
( laughter )
( Heffer screaming )
HUH?
( panting )
( screaming )
HEFFER, LET'S GO!
ROCKO! I'M NOT DEAD YET!
I'M NOT DEAD YET.
HEFF, COME ON!
\h\h\h\hWE'RE GONNA MISS
THE BIG COMIC BOOK SALE.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
HI, HEFF.
HEY, KAREN.
WHOA, LOOKING GOOD.
OH, THANKS.
I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW
\hDOWN AT THE CHOKEY
CHICKEN CORPORATION.
HEY, WELL, GOOD LUCK.
THANKS, GUYS.
\h\hBYE-BYE.
CHOKEY CHICKEN?
I LOVE CHOKEY CHICKEN!
COULD WE PLEASE STOP THERE
\h\h\h\hON THE WAY, ROCK?
OKAY, BUDDY, BUT WE'LL
HAVE TO MAKE IT QUICK.
OH, BOY! I'M GONNA HAVE
THE CRISPY CAJUN STYLE.
NO, MAYBE THE HAWAIIAN
\h\h\hCHICKEN SUPREME.
( fading )
6-6-2
6-6-3
6-6-4
6-6-5!
( groans )
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