Rocko's Modern Life (1993) s01e13 Episode Script
Clean Lovin'/Unbalanced Load
1
( buzzing and chirping )
( chuckling )
GOOD AS NEW.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
SPUNKY!
SPUNKY!
( screaming )
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
( laughing )
THAT WAS A HOOT!
( sighing )
GAA!
( fly buzzing )
Bug:
HELP. HELP.
GET US OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE DYING.
\h\h\h\hRocko:
IT IS TIME TO MOP.
( grunting )
( crunching )
( belching )
( grunting )
AHH! HMMMP!
( heart pounding )
( sniffing )
( sighing )
( kissing sounds )
COME ON, SPUNKY.
LET'S GO BEFORE YOU GO
ON THE BED AGAIN.
SPUNKY?
SPUNKY?
MAYBE HE WAS THIRSTY.
NO.
MAYBE HE WAS HUNGRY.
NO.
WHERE COULD HE BE?
( whimpering )
( whimpering )
( whimpering )
ARE YOU DIZZY,
SPUNKY?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
\h\h\h\hIN THERE?
NO. DON'T TELL ME.
IT'S SICK. IT'S WRONG.
\h\h\h\hDO YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE MOPPED UP
WITH THAT THING?
( whimpering )
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
YOU MAY NOT KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
BUT I DO.
ONE DAY, YOU'LL THANK ME.
NOW, GO ON AND PLAY.
SPUNKY!
THERE.
AH! NO, YOU DON'T.
\h\h\h\hSAY GOOD-BYE
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
SPUNKY, LET GO.
I SAID LET GO!
HMMPH.
YIKES!
DROP IT!
( garbage disposal grinding )
THIS IS SERIOUS.
( people laughing )
Wake up! Wake up!
Does your pet have a problem?
Does he experience
any of these problems:
Violent mood swings?
Overindulgence?
Unhealthy attachments
to inanimate objects?
YEAH, YEAH.
IF SO, THEN THE QUESTION IS
\h\h\h\hWHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hREMEMBER DR. KATZ,
PET PSYCHOLOGIST EXTRAORDINAIRE.
I'M SURROUNDED
BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
( women giggling )
( barking )
( whimpering )
HELLO THERE.
I'M DR. KATZ.
( snarling )
BACK!
BACK, YOU MONSTER!
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
\h\h\h\hWITH A PATIENT.
( snarling continues )
GOOD WORK TODAY, MR. BUNNY.
I FEEL SO LIGHT.
THANKS, DOC.
NOW, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM?
MY DOG SPUNKY
IS IN LOVE
WITH THIS HERE MOP.
HE'S BECOMING
TOO ATTACHED.
HE NEVER LETS I
OUT OF HIS SIGHT.
LAST NIGHT, HE TRIED
TO ELOPE WITH IT.
I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE.
I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE SEEN WORSE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMI
IT'S A VERY
ATTRACTIVE MOP.
VERY WELL.
I'M SURE I CAN HELP YOU.
LET'S GO INTO MY OFFICE.
HUH?
YOUR DOG APPEARS NORMAL.
HOWEVER, I WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE A WORD ALONE.
STAY HERE, SPUNKY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
NO!
WITH THE MOP.
( whimpering )
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SPUNKY.
HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
YOUR DOG IS
PERFECTLY NORMAL
BUT WHAT WE HAVE HERE
IS A VERY SICK MOP.
I MUST KEEP IT FOR OBSERVATION.
( whimpering )
I'M SORRY, SPUNKY.
I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU SOMEHOW.
HMMPH.
BUT, SPUNKY
I WAS JUS
TRYING TO HELP.
WAIT, SPUNKY.
SPUNKY!
WHAT THE..?
ATTA BOY, SPUNKY.
( kissing sounds )
( laughing )
( kissing sounds )
( fireworks exploding )
MI-MI-MI-MI ♪
FIGARO, FIGARO, FIGARO ♪
LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA ♪
LA-LA ♪
( choking sounds )
AHHH!
SPUNKY, PEW!
BAD DOG!
COR!
WHERE'S THAT HORRIFIC SMELL
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCOMING FROM?
( screams )
AH, YECH!
LOOKS LIKE WE SHOULD
SPEND THE DAY
AT THE LAUNDROMAT.
SPUNKY!
AH, WHAT A WRECK!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
\h\h\h\hWE DID LAUNDRY?
DO YOU REMEMBER, SPUNKY?
THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A PIGSTY.
WHAT, YOU GOT A PROBLEM
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWITH THAT?
AMSCRAY!
( angry mumbling )
OY! EWW! THIS IS AWFUL.
( coughs )
TERRIBLE. ICK!
HOW DID WE EVER LET I
\h\h\h\hGET THIS BAD?
Rocko:
SORRY, SPUNKY!
LAST ONE.
HMMM, BUT WHAT TO WEAR?
THE ONLY THING CLEAN
IS MY LUCKY SHIRT.
( growling )
NOW, NOW, IT IS, TOO,
\h\h\h\hA LUCKY SHIRT.
REMEMBER WHEN I WON
AT THE CARNIVAL
AND WE FIRST SAW MELBA
AND WHEN I FIRST GOT YOU?
I KNOW, BUT IT'S
THE ONLY CLEAN ONE LEFT.
I CAN'T GO NAKED.
HOLD THESE WHILE I GET THE DOOR.
( mule-like braying )
GOING TO NEED A BUNCH
OF CHANGE FOR THIS LOAD.
WE NEED THIS BIG ONE.
( coughing and wheezing )
( burping )
( burping )
( loud pounding )
HEY, IS THIS YOURS?
( timidly: )
\h\h\h\hYES.
BLIMEY, THESE PLACES ARE BORING.
MY CLOTHES!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
( car horn honking )
MAN, THAT'S GOT TO HURT.
THERE! NO MORE
OF THIS HOPPING NOW.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
( smashing sound )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLAUNDRY DAY
IS A VERY DANGEROUS DAY.
OH!
( screaming )
MY CLOTHES ARE ON FIRE.
( Rocko screaming )
( yelping )
AHHHHHH!
SPUNKY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
EW, YOU'RE ALL WET!
COME ON, SPUNKY.
WE GOT TO DRY YOU OFF.
I DON'T WANT YOU CATCHING COLD.
I'LL PUT IT ON LOW.
( buzzer sounds )
THERE YOU GO, SPUNKY.
GOOD AS NEW.
SPUNKY!
STATIC CLING.
CAN'T SEE.
MUST REMOVE CUPS.
HOW DARE YOU?!
( screams )
\h\h\h\hRocko:
LOOK IT, SPUNKY.
\h\h\h\hWE'RE ALL DONE
AND NOTHING'S MISSING.
NOT A SINGLE SOCK GONE.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
THIS IS A LUCKY SHIRT.
I SO HAPPY.
MY SHIRT! HEY!
GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT.
HELLO, ROCKO!
( evil laughing )
OH, NO, THE GRIPES.
I'VE HEARD ABOUT THEM.
THEY STEAL YOUR SOCKS
AND HURT YOUR CLOTHES.
HA!
ANOTHER JOB
WELL DONE.
I'VE GOT TO GET ME SHIR
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOUT OF HERE.
THERE'S ME LUCKY SHIRT.
EAT STEEL, ROCKO!
OOPS, WRONG DRYER.
HOW DARE YOU?!
UH
( horn honking )
( barking )
MELBA?
I TOLD YOU THIS SHIRT WAS LUCKY.
CLEAN AND PRESSED.
I EVEN GOT MY DOLLAR BACK.
WELL, SPUNKY, FEELS GOOD
TO GET THE LAUNDRY DONE.
SURE LOOKS DIFFERENT,
ALL NEAT AND CLEAN.
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE
THIS PLACE WITHOU
THE DIRTY LAUNDRY
STREWN ABOUT.
( pounding noise )
Man:
EXCUSE ME!
HAVE YOU SEEN A WASHER
\h\h\h\hCOME THIS WAY?
THANK YOU.
( buzzing and chirping )
( chuckling )
GOOD AS NEW.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
SPUNKY!
SPUNKY!
( screaming )
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE. ♪
ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE.
( laughing )
THAT WAS A HOOT!
( sighing )
GAA!
( fly buzzing )
Bug:
HELP. HELP.
GET US OUT OF HERE.
WE'RE DYING.
\h\h\h\hRocko:
IT IS TIME TO MOP.
( grunting )
( crunching )
( belching )
( grunting )
AHH! HMMMP!
( heart pounding )
( sniffing )
( sighing )
( kissing sounds )
COME ON, SPUNKY.
LET'S GO BEFORE YOU GO
ON THE BED AGAIN.
SPUNKY?
SPUNKY?
MAYBE HE WAS THIRSTY.
NO.
MAYBE HE WAS HUNGRY.
NO.
WHERE COULD HE BE?
( whimpering )
( whimpering )
( whimpering )
ARE YOU DIZZY,
SPUNKY?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
\h\h\h\hIN THERE?
NO. DON'T TELL ME.
IT'S SICK. IT'S WRONG.
\h\h\h\hDO YOU KNOW
WHAT I'VE MOPPED UP
WITH THAT THING?
( whimpering )
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
YOU MAY NOT KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU
BUT I DO.
ONE DAY, YOU'LL THANK ME.
NOW, GO ON AND PLAY.
SPUNKY!
THERE.
AH! NO, YOU DON'T.
\h\h\h\hSAY GOOD-BYE
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
SPUNKY, LET GO.
I SAID LET GO!
HMMPH.
YIKES!
DROP IT!
( garbage disposal grinding )
THIS IS SERIOUS.
( people laughing )
Wake up! Wake up!
Does your pet have a problem?
Does he experience
any of these problems:
Violent mood swings?
Overindulgence?
Unhealthy attachments
to inanimate objects?
YEAH, YEAH.
IF SO, THEN THE QUESTION IS
\h\h\h\hWHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hREMEMBER DR. KATZ,
PET PSYCHOLOGIST EXTRAORDINAIRE.
I'M SURROUNDED
BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
( women giggling )
( barking )
( whimpering )
HELLO THERE.
I'M DR. KATZ.
( snarling )
BACK!
BACK, YOU MONSTER!
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
\h\h\h\hWITH A PATIENT.
( snarling continues )
GOOD WORK TODAY, MR. BUNNY.
I FEEL SO LIGHT.
THANKS, DOC.
NOW, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE PROBLEM?
MY DOG SPUNKY
IS IN LOVE
WITH THIS HERE MOP.
HE'S BECOMING
TOO ATTACHED.
HE NEVER LETS I
OUT OF HIS SIGHT.
LAST NIGHT, HE TRIED
TO ELOPE WITH IT.
I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE.
I UNDERSTAND.
I'VE SEEN WORSE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMI
IT'S A VERY
ATTRACTIVE MOP.
VERY WELL.
I'M SURE I CAN HELP YOU.
LET'S GO INTO MY OFFICE.
HUH?
YOUR DOG APPEARS NORMAL.
HOWEVER, I WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE A WORD ALONE.
STAY HERE, SPUNKY.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
NO!
WITH THE MOP.
( whimpering )
IT'S ALL RIGHT, SPUNKY.
HE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
YOUR DOG IS
PERFECTLY NORMAL
BUT WHAT WE HAVE HERE
IS A VERY SICK MOP.
I MUST KEEP IT FOR OBSERVATION.
( whimpering )
I'M SORRY, SPUNKY.
I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU SOMEHOW.
HMMPH.
BUT, SPUNKY
I WAS JUS
TRYING TO HELP.
WAIT, SPUNKY.
SPUNKY!
WHAT THE..?
ATTA BOY, SPUNKY.
( kissing sounds )
( laughing )
( kissing sounds )
( fireworks exploding )
MI-MI-MI-MI ♪
FIGARO, FIGARO, FIGARO ♪
LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA ♪
LA-LA ♪
( choking sounds )
AHHH!
SPUNKY, PEW!
BAD DOG!
COR!
WHERE'S THAT HORRIFIC SMELL
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCOMING FROM?
( screams )
AH, YECH!
LOOKS LIKE WE SHOULD
SPEND THE DAY
AT THE LAUNDROMAT.
SPUNKY!
AH, WHAT A WRECK!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
\h\h\h\hWE DID LAUNDRY?
DO YOU REMEMBER, SPUNKY?
THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE A PIGSTY.
WHAT, YOU GOT A PROBLEM
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWITH THAT?
AMSCRAY!
( angry mumbling )
OY! EWW! THIS IS AWFUL.
( coughs )
TERRIBLE. ICK!
HOW DID WE EVER LET I
\h\h\h\hGET THIS BAD?
Rocko:
SORRY, SPUNKY!
LAST ONE.
HMMM, BUT WHAT TO WEAR?
THE ONLY THING CLEAN
IS MY LUCKY SHIRT.
( growling )
NOW, NOW, IT IS, TOO,
\h\h\h\hA LUCKY SHIRT.
REMEMBER WHEN I WON
AT THE CARNIVAL
AND WE FIRST SAW MELBA
AND WHEN I FIRST GOT YOU?
I KNOW, BUT IT'S
THE ONLY CLEAN ONE LEFT.
I CAN'T GO NAKED.
HOLD THESE WHILE I GET THE DOOR.
( mule-like braying )
GOING TO NEED A BUNCH
OF CHANGE FOR THIS LOAD.
WE NEED THIS BIG ONE.
( coughing and wheezing )
( burping )
( burping )
( loud pounding )
HEY, IS THIS YOURS?
( timidly: )
\h\h\h\hYES.
BLIMEY, THESE PLACES ARE BORING.
MY CLOTHES!
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
( car horn honking )
MAN, THAT'S GOT TO HURT.
THERE! NO MORE
OF THIS HOPPING NOW.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
( smashing sound )
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLAUNDRY DAY
IS A VERY DANGEROUS DAY.
OH!
( screaming )
MY CLOTHES ARE ON FIRE.
( Rocko screaming )
( yelping )
AHHHHHH!
SPUNKY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
EW, YOU'RE ALL WET!
COME ON, SPUNKY.
WE GOT TO DRY YOU OFF.
I DON'T WANT YOU CATCHING COLD.
I'LL PUT IT ON LOW.
( buzzer sounds )
THERE YOU GO, SPUNKY.
GOOD AS NEW.
SPUNKY!
STATIC CLING.
CAN'T SEE.
MUST REMOVE CUPS.
HOW DARE YOU?!
( screams )
\h\h\h\hRocko:
LOOK IT, SPUNKY.
\h\h\h\hWE'RE ALL DONE
AND NOTHING'S MISSING.
NOT A SINGLE SOCK GONE.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
THIS IS A LUCKY SHIRT.
I SO HAPPY.
MY SHIRT! HEY!
GIVE ME BACK MY SHIRT.
HELLO, ROCKO!
( evil laughing )
OH, NO, THE GRIPES.
I'VE HEARD ABOUT THEM.
THEY STEAL YOUR SOCKS
AND HURT YOUR CLOTHES.
HA!
ANOTHER JOB
WELL DONE.
I'VE GOT TO GET ME SHIR
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOUT OF HERE.
THERE'S ME LUCKY SHIRT.
EAT STEEL, ROCKO!
OOPS, WRONG DRYER.
HOW DARE YOU?!
UH
( horn honking )
( barking )
MELBA?
I TOLD YOU THIS SHIRT WAS LUCKY.
CLEAN AND PRESSED.
I EVEN GOT MY DOLLAR BACK.
WELL, SPUNKY, FEELS GOOD
TO GET THE LAUNDRY DONE.
SURE LOOKS DIFFERENT,
ALL NEAT AND CLEAN.
I HARDLY RECOGNIZE
THIS PLACE WITHOU
THE DIRTY LAUNDRY
STREWN ABOUT.
( pounding noise )
Man:
EXCUSE ME!
HAVE YOU SEEN A WASHER
\h\h\h\hCOME THIS WAY?
THANK YOU.