Royal Pains s02e05 Episode Script

Mano A Mano

HANK: Previously on Royal Pains.
Dr.
Emily Peck.
l'm Dr.
Lawson's replacement.
Why would he need replacing? Schmoozing patients and pushing spa treatments on them? Dr.
Peck? This thing you have, it's genetic.
Quite fatal.
EVAN: So, he summoned you to the manor? HANK: No, to his winter residence.
Welcome to Cuba.
Dr.
Casseras has diagnosed me, Hank.
l flew down here because she has a clinical trial.
Welcome to the team, Dr.
Quarterback.
ls Boris in a long distance relationship? You're not symptomatic.
You feel fine.
Participating in this unproven trial could change all that.
l think he has a new quarterback.
My sister works in the factory.
Oh, my God.
Walk away.
Walk away.
Go.
But hurry.
l'm sorry you won't be staying.
l'm sorry you won't be leaving.
Hey, have you seen my brother? (BOTH CHATTERlNG) Was our farewell handshake unsatisfactory, Hank? Or have you changed your mind about leaving? l'm still leaving, once Evan shows up.
l think he's having separation anxiety from this place.
Well, join us, then.
Marisa and l were just discussing what l can anticipate next in her clinical trial.
Yeah, l don't know if there's much l can add to that discussion.
Aside from wishing you both the best of luck.
lt's about science, not luck.
Science makes predictions, not promises.
Have a pleasant flight, Dr.
Lawson.
l'll see you at the lnstitute.
Yes, you will.
You're worried about me, Hank.
Believe me, l'm under no illusions about my odds.
l'd just rather play them than sit out the hand.
Right.
But you're emotionally entangled with the dealer.
(CHUCKLES) The house tends to frown on that.
Look, l just think you and Marisa need to make a choice.
Decide what you want from each other.
That's your medical opinion or a personal one? Maybe a little bit of both.
(HORN BLARlNG) EVAN: Why are we stopping? Where are we? Guys? Hello? Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Please don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
Just talk to me.
l'm a very good listener.
Just tell me what you want.
(SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) (SPEAKlNG lN SPANlSH) (STAMMERlNG) Okay, l failed Spanish in school, but l think l just heard the words ''American'' and ''death.
'' So, can we just calm down? Does anybody speak English here? l'm sorry.
No one is going to hurt You.
You're the bartender.
What You're the cigar guy.
And you're You're gigantic.
Um Was it the tip? Was it the phone? Could you not download the widgets? l had a problem with that.
Oscar should not have brought you here, but since you are here, and if you'll forgive us, we need your help.
Come.
Whoa HANK: (OVER PHONE) Believe me, all I want is to get out of here and get back to normal.
Then, you may not want to land in the Hamptons.
(LAUGHS) Uh, look, Boris arranged for Dr.
Peck to hang around.
So, any issues, just call her.
l'd rather die.
l'm sorry, what was that? You broke up.
l said ''What a guy.
'' Any issues and I'll give her a call.
Now, you have a safe trip.
And good luck finding Evan.
Okay, bye.
OSCAR: l was helping my uncle take out the engine bolts to use in the pickup truck, but the crowbar slipped and his hand got caught.
l sent them to get my cousin, a nurse.
But we couldn't find her.
And then l saw you.
Please, Doctor, help my uncle.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY) l can't feel my hand.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Please, hurry! l know.
Look, l really want to help you, l want to help him, but l'm not a doctor.
Yes, you are.
You're HankMed.
(STAMMERlNG) No, l'm HankMed That's my brother's name, is Hank.
l'm Evan.
You've kidnapped the wrong brother.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) All right, you need to call him an ambulance, right now.
No, we can't.
Why not? Because he's already dead.
Hank? Hello? Hank! Hank.
Hank! Hey, the bartender.
How did you know where to find me? Your brother sent me.
He told me he landed his jet here, and there's only one man around here with a runway in his backyard.
Okay, l'm sorry.
Evan sent you? Yeah.
There's been an accident.
He's hurt? Again? No, he is okay.
But we need a doctor.
And he told me that you would come.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Extra dry soy caramel latte.
Uh, one skinny macchiato.
Two extra foam.
No fat.
Hey, there.
Hey.
Hey.
No cutting.
l'm joining my friend.
lnvasion of the citiots.
Mmm.
l just want a black coffee.
Why can't they have a separate line for regular people? You think paying $4 for a cup of coffee is regular? Fair point.
So.
Favor to ask.
Mmm.
A bunch of us are going to see a friend's band after work.
They're opening for Jane's Recovery.
Who's Jane and what happened to her? lt's a Jane's Addiction cover band.
ls there any way l can convince you to come? Today? Yeah.
At the Ratskeller.
The beer garden on Twenty-seventh? Yes.
l've driven past.
Quickly.
Well, it's my favorite dive, but l am dreading the crowd.
All my old friends are married, and l will spend the whole time saying, ''Thank you, but no, ''l do not want to be fixed up with your friend ''or your brother or your cousin, Wally, ''who runs an exotic bird hospital.
'' But if you came, l could avoid all of that.
l'm on call.
Uh, l can't drink.
Then the first round's on me.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS) Oh, my God.
l've got a patient.
Okay, l've got to go.
l'm sorry.
Tonight, it's just not my scene.
Okay.
Now, you are cutting.
Look, pal.
You left the city.
Chill.
He's in hiding.
But he's not a criminal.
He's a He's a writer who made fun of the government.
So, it's kind of like The Daily Show, but without the show.
Anyway, he could get arrested or worse Take a deep breath.
Try to relax.
EVAN: They meant to kidnap you, actually, because you're the doctor You too, Evan.
Deep breath.
We didn't try to kidnap anyone.
My little brother panicked.
l was trying to help.
Yeah, like you helped with the car? (BOTH SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) What do you think, Doctor? All right.
Your ring is ls holding the blades apart.
But your finger's too swollen to risk pulling it out.
So, that means what? Amputate? Amputate? No, no, no, no.
No.
Let's try to limit the damage.
Uh, what l need is some very thin string.
Fishing line.
Uh, ideally Dental floss.
Yeah.
Very resourceful.
My sister's not just the beauty of the family.
She's also the brains.
Yeah, maybe you could learn a little from her, huh, poquito? She rolls a mean cigar, as well, huh? Or is that your other sister? HANK: Thank you.
Uh, l'm their only sister.
He didn't sell you cigars? You are still cheating the turistas with the homemade rip-offs? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You sold me fakes? l can get over this kidnapping thing.
l get it.
But counterfeit Cohibas? That is morally bankrupt, man.
No, we'll pay you back.
Every peso.
(ARGUlNG lN SPANlSH) And l thought we had a connection.
(ALL CHATTERlNG) People! Can we argue about this after we save your uncle's finger? (THANKlNG lN SPANlSH) (GROANlNG) Okay.
Okay.
You good? All right.
All right.
We're almost to the bottom.
We're almost at the bottom.
Okay.
(GRUNTlNG) All right.
Stick this through.
Here we go.
(GRUNTS) There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
We're going to get it out.
Pull.
Good.
Good.
(GRUNTlNG CONTlNUES) Good.
EVAN: Oh, wow.
Okay.
And pull! (ALL CHEERlNG) (THANKlNG lN SPANlSH) You're okay.
You're okay.
Hello.
l'm back for Mr.
Kassabian's follow All followed up already.
Thank you.
l was told to expect your call, which never came.
Fortunately, l remembered our first appointment.
Dr.
Peck.
Obviously, l find it awkward to be working together again, after my unsolicited critique of you yesterday.
l didn't take it personally.
lt was inappropriate.
But not unexpected.
l went to medical school with women like you, who don't like other women.
Of course they're all doctors now.
Excuse me? Women make you defensive and territorial.
You'd rather keep your distance.
l get along with women quite well.
So, you do have close female friends.
l just had coffee with my good friend, Jill.
We are very tight.
Not that it is your business.
Well, then, l'm wrong.
lt was personal.
And you owe me an apology.
(CAR DOOR CLOSlNG) So, when the boat l tried to escape on sank, they thought l was dead.
Which meant you were safe, as long as you stayed in hiding.
Exactamente.
Hmm.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) What did he just call me? He asked if you play dominoes.
Uh, no.
No, l don't.
But l'll watch.
So, l am safe here.
But it is Carmen now who takes all the risk.
At the night club where she works.
lt's still your writing.
She uses the lnternet there, to post my columns under a false name.
And pours a mean drink on the side.
(CHUCKLlNG) There you go.
Okay.
You are kind to help us.
ls there anything we can do to repay you? No, no, no.
Thank you.
l'm just glad your uncle is okay.
l'm going to give him a tetanus shot, and leave you with some antibiotic cream.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) l am, uh, very grateful.
Oh, l'm just glad l could help.
Let me see your hand.
ls there something wrong? (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Come on, bro.
Let's play.
l'll teach you.
lt will be a peace offering.
Uh-huh.
How about peace offering my phone back? l don't have it on me.
Okay? l We'll get it when l drive you back to town.
You shafted me, dude.
And trading a $300 phone for $1000 cigars? That's not a shafting? Come on, papi.
Let's get past it, and have a game.
Have you had any fevers recently? lt's July in Cuba.
Who can tell? ls everything okay? Hank, you're scaring me.
l noticed splinter hemorrhages under your uncle's nails.
A murmur when l listen to your heart.
And Roth spots on your retinas.
Those are signs of endocarditis, an infection of the heart.
ls it dangerous? Not if you catch it before there's valve damage.
But to detect that, he needs an echo.
ln a hospital.
No.
He could be recognized.
You see, Cubans are forced to be informers.
Otherwise, they get accused of being traitors themselves.
(SlGHS) Okay.
l have access to a facility.
We could do it there and be discreet.
lt's still a big risk.
And one we should take.
Or your uncle could be dead for real.
(UPBEAT SPANlSH MUSlC PLAYlNG) You get him his phone.
Okay? We'll come find you when we know something.
Maybe.
Follow me.
Where are we going? This is l just want my phone.
There it is, dude.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (LAUGHlNG) (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) He says it's not for sale.
(SlGHlNG) How much did you get for it? lnsurance.
What? What kind of insurance? Health.
Oh.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Did you just offer your shoes to the guy you pay for insurance? Do you have a better idea? Yeah, l've a better idea.
We play for it.
Unless you think he'll just kill us and take the money, anyway.
No, that would disrespect the dominoes.
That's good enough reason for me.
But are you any good? Oh, l used to be.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (JANE'S RECOVERY SlNGlNG) l'm glad you changed your mind.
l wish l'd changed my clothes.
lnto what? Something from last season's Stella McCartney collection? l own jeans and a concert T-shirt.
Really? What concert? ltzhak Perlman at Tanglewood.
You're just full of surprises.
Jill McGillicuddy? (LAUGHlNG) Oh, my God.
We were just talking about you.
Hey, Debby.
Hey! Get over here! (LAUGHlNG) So, uh, we all want to know the deets on what went down with you and Charlie.
Uh, the deets? Yeah.
l mean, you guys seemed like the perfect couple.
What happened? Yeah.
l, uh Hey! Do you want to grab a drink? l'd love to.
l'll be right back.
Oh.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Did she say, uh, ''McGillicuddy''? Maiden name.
Not going back to it.
You have no idea how l've suffered.
l'm sure l'll find out soon enough.
You mean, after you marry Raj.
Yes.
l'll be, uh, Divya Bandyopadhyay.
Just rolls off the tongue, huh? Hmm.
Okay.
Um, l need you to distract the guard.
Wait.
l thought you said you have access here.
Access doesn't make an off-the-books echocardiogram Uh, what's Spanish for kosher? Kosher.
Oh.
All right.
Maybe if you pretend to be lost or something? Uh, Hank, l'm a bartender.
l know how to get a man's attentions.
Excuse me.
She is single, if you are wondering.
Uh, excuse Excuse me? My niece does not have a boyfriend.
Oh.
Uh Oh, okay.
She's too busy taking care of us to find the right man.
So, l am always hoping the right man will find her.
(CHATTERlNG lN SPANlSH) All right.
Let's go.
Come on.
Okay.
Great.
Uh, okay.
Lie down.
Take your shirt off, please.
Perfect.
Hank.
How does this work? All right.
l'll, uh, l'll run this transducer over your chest, which will let me know if the endocarditis has done any damage.
Everything okay? Yeah.
Yeah, we've been pretty lucky up until now.
Damn it.
What is wrong? Without this, l won't get a picture.
Hmm.
Should we search for a supply room? No.
l should talk to Dr.
Casseras.
She's the head of the clinic.
No, no, no, no, no.
That is too dangerous.
She won't know your name, just that l have a patient.
Look, the longer this takes, the more we risk someone discovering you.
This Dr.
Casseras, you trust her.
l think it's our best shot.
What if someone comes while you are gone? Right.
Uh Okay.
Okay.
Here.
Put this on.
Anyone asks, you say, ''What do l look like, the charge nurse?'' They'll think you're a doctor.
l guarantee it.
(UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG) So, what's going on with Hank? He's very busy.
l'm sure.
Yeah.
Jill, please don't take this the wrong way.
Because l'd like for us to become close female friends who are comfortable discussing anything.
But since Hank is my boss, maybe your relationship is a topic that we should avoid.
Oh! Uh Okay.
Sure.
But for the record, l just meant, where is Hank? (LAUGHlNG) Oh! Oh.
He's in Cuba.
Cuba? Oh.
Well, l guess l have lots of questions that l won't bother asking.
l'm sorry.
l didn't Mmm-mmm.
No, no.
You're right.
Hank is our original connection, but we should have a direct connection, too.
No middleman.
Woman-to-woman.
Hank-free.
Cheers to that.
All right.
Whoa.
Hey.
Don't you know it's bad luck to toast with water? Let me buy you a more festive drink.
lt's a club soda.
And no, thank you.
(lN ENGLlSH ACCENT) Oh! English, are you? How's about a Guinness, then, hey, Governor? (CHUCKLES) How cultured.
Again, no thank you.
Come on.
This is a beer garden, not a seltzer garden.
She said no, Dennis.
Well, look who's changed since high school, and talks to me now.
And look who hasn't, and is still an arrogant douche bag.
Wait, you two aren't, like, together, are you? lf l said yes, would you go away? lf you say yes, l want to see what else you'll say yes to.
You're sick.
Yeah? What do you know? l run a hospital.
Bye-bye.
(BOTH SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Boris.
Hank.
You're not still waiting for your brother.
No, uh, l l found him.
Are you okay? l am.
Yes.
But you're not here to check up on me.
No.
Uh, l was looking for Dr.
Casseras.
Well, you're a little late.
We've moved to the next step, Hank.
Yeah.
l can see that.
Uh, l need to do an echocardiogram on a man in a delicate situation.
Delicate how? Medically? And politically.
He's a dissident, in hiding from the government.
Well, you didn't bring him here.
Not officially, l didn't.
No, Hank, get him out.
This is Cuba.
Boris, l can't abandon a patient.
The test will only take lf he's discovered here, Marisa will be seen as complicit.
They could shut this place down and have her arrested.
lf you need to care for him, care for him elsewhere.
Like where? Like my home.
Okay, but he needs an echo machine.
Well, then, take one.
Go out the back.
And if anyone questions you, direct them to me.
Thank you.
From him and me.
All right.
When was the last time someone took your core temperature? Hank, they're taking excellent care of me.
Goodbye.
Okay.
(GRUNTlNG) This way.
Yeah.
Careful.
Careful.
Okay.
Easy.
(MARCUS SHOUTlNG lN SPANlSH) Sorry, l need to go back inside.
We can't stay here.
All right.
Uh, go to the house where you found me this morning.
l'll meet you there.
ls there something wrong? l hope not.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Can l help you, Dr.
Lawson? Yeah.
Can l get a core temperature on a patient in 104? The crash team is on its way.
Crash team? Yes.
A code blue was called a minute ago.
(HEART MONlTOR BEEPlNG RAPlDLY) (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Okay, Boris.
lt's okay.
lt's okay.
(VOMlTlNG) (SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Careful.
Careful.
Easy.
Easy.
(ALL SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) He's postictal to a tonic-clonic seizure.
Hypotensive, tachycardic, tachypneic, and hypothermic.
Dr.
Velasquez is in charge of No! Hank.
ls it an infection? Could be gram-negative sepsis.
He's immuno-compromised.
Or graft versus host.
Or he could be allergic to your vector.
At this moment, it doesn't really matter.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) What are you treating him for? Everything.
He's not stabilizing, is he? No.
He's not.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) No, no, no.
Give it a second.
lt's an old machine.
lt will re-boot itself.
That's what Boris needs to do.
Re-boot himself.
Uh When you When you harvested stem cells, did you retain the leftover marrow? l did.
Okay.
lf we re-infuse that marrow, it's full of his own T-cells, right? So, his system will mount an immune response.
Uh-huh.
You've seen that work before.
Well, we're running out of science.
At this point, l'm counting on luck.
(SlGHlNG) (ALL EXCLAlMlNG) (ALL CHATTERlNG lN SPANlSH) Oh! You're trying to bleed me, huh? Yeah, l understand.
Well, it's sad, you know? lt's sad that l only have that to play.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) That means pass, right? l think so.
(SlGHlNG) Well Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Yes! (BOTH LAUGHlNG) Wait, wait, wait.
You've got to translate for me one second, okay? Um, Julio Julio l have not played this game in a long time.
(OSCAR SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) So, this was very lucky for me.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (BOTH SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (BOTH LAUGHlNG) Did you see his face? Yeah.
lt, like, dropped.
He's, like Uh, uh.
Yeah, he, like, grew another chin.
Man, we blocked his salida.
l read your genius mind.
Where did you learn to play like that? Oh, my God.
Where else? Jersey.
(LAUGHlNG) Jersey.
This is for you.
What? No.
No, no, no, no, no.
l completely insist.
lt's yours.
This is a gift from me to you, okay? Where l live, l always have to scramble.
l'm always on the lookout for the next whale l can land.
Watching you, l realized that, you know, down here, l'm the whale and you had every right to hook me.
So Right? Just don't tell my sister.
Don't tell my brother, and we're fine.
Okay.
Great.
And blow.
(GAGGlNG) (COUGHlNG) l take it we had a Setback.
Yeah, a slight hiccup.
(COUGHlNG CONTlNUES) l've ruined your data.
l was far more worried about you.
Yeah, no worries with Hank around.
He has a hero complex.
lt's not a complex.
lt's a neurosis.
(WHlSPERlNG lN SPANlSH) So, Hank is AWOL in a country where we have no diplomatic ties.
And worse, no cell phone reception.
Are you getting worried? Only about my sanity.
l can't take another day with Dr.
Peck.
(CHUCKLES) And for the record, you and l just went three minutes before returning to the Hank Zone.
l'm sorry.
We'll get better with practice.
And thank you for coming tonight, even though it's not your scene.
You owe me a concerto.
And a real drink.
Oh! You drive a hard bargain, Divya.
Dibya? That's her name.
You again? Really? Once McGillicuddy takes off, you and me can go back inside and get to know each other better.
We're both leaving.
Oh, come on.
l've got dibs on you, Dibya.
Yeah, okay.
Seriously? Leave her alone.
So, that's why you could never hold on to a dude.
Huh, McGillicuddy? You are the dude.
Okay.
Now, l'm going to kick your ass.
Baby, l'm a lover, not a fighter.
(GRUNTS) lt's Divya.
Jiu-Jitsu? Human Anatomy.
The kidney band is particularly vulnerable to impact.
l guess Stella McCartney was the appropriate choice for the occasion.
Just so you know, l totally had him, Bandyopadhyay.
Sure you did, McGillicuddy.
Drive safe.
You, too.
HANK: Good.
l have some good news.
My heart is okay? We caught the endocarditis in time.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) So, he'll be fine.
With a proper course of lV antibiotics.
l can get you started right now.
But you'll need a six week supply.
ls there any pharmacy that can help you out? Uh, we'll make do.
Thank you for everything, Hank.
Uh, yeah.
Can l Can l talk to you? Sure.
We'll be right back.
Okay.
Why are you telling me this? l can see that you're the decision maker in your family.
You need to know that without the right medicine Don't you have some extra pills? Oral antibiotics won't do the job.
You think everyone needs the best.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
While you get by on almost nothing.
l guess Opposites attract.
Uh, look.
What you're feeling is gratitude.
No, it's not.
Or it's not simply that.
Still.
Look.
Look.
lt's not appropriate for me.
As your uncle's doctor Doctor? You won't even let me call you Doctor, Hank.
Look, l'm leaving soon.
Okay? l l shouldn't have even been here to start with.
l've lived my whole life with scarcity and ration cards.
ln this country when something is on the shelf, you grab it.
(GORDO SHOUTlNG lN SPANlSH) (ALL SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Wait, wait, wait.
Why are you here? ls Boris okay? He's fine.
But But this? This is criminal.
The papers said he was dead.
Oh, wait.
So, the Cuban papers got something wrong? She is the doctor you trust? Let me explain what's going on here.
No, no, no.
l can see for myself.
My hospital equipment has been stolen and used to help an enemy of the state.
(STUTTERlNG) Please, Hank.
Don't let her turn Marcos in.
Dr.
Casseras.
To think l came here to thank you.
Look, this man needs Boris was just septic.
You think he needs this kind of trouble right now? Boris is the one who told me to bring them here.
No.
He isn't that careless.
Sometimes, people take risks they normally wouldn't to protect someone they care about.
He wouldn't risk everything he has here to protect that man.
He didn't.
He risked everything he has here to protect you.
What is wrong with him? He's He's in love.
No, hombre.
With your patient, Marcos Machado.
What is wrong with him? Endocarditis.
No valve damage, but he needs six weeks of cefazolin and gentamicin.
And he won't go to a hospital.
He won't even go to a pharmacy.
Of course not.
He has to stay in hiding.
Mmm-hmm.
lf l get you the drugs, he can self-administer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
l l could put in a PlCC line.
Okay.
Okay.
Then, do it.
All right.
Thank you.
Oh.
Thank you.
lsn't your chicken supposed to come with penne? lt did.
lt's right here.
No, that's ziti.
Penne is cut on the diagonal.
lt holds more sauce.
l spent my junior year in Florence.
Did you study art or just pasta shapes? l know you find me difficult.
Abrasive.
A bitch, maybe.
But if that's how l'm perceived, holding myself and others up to a higher standard then, fine.
Standards are important.
Order is important.
Even an order of pasta.
Believe it or not, l agree with you.
Not so much about the pasta.
But the rest of it, anyway.
Well, maybe that explains the tension between us.
We're not so different after all.
WOMAN: Oh, God.
Someone help! l need a doctor! Hold still.
What's going on? Uh, he got a noodle stuck up his nose, and he can't get it out.
l can't breathe! l can't breathe! You are breathing.
lt's going to be all right.
Come here.
l'm going to put my finger on this side of your nose.
Then, l'm going to give you a little kiss.
Then, the noodle is going to come out.
Okay? (BLOWlNG) Ah! (LAUGHS) l see you had the penne.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Let me give you something.
Oh.
For your dry cleaning, at least.
Oh! No worries.
Occupational hazard.
You, young man, are a good kisser.
Keep the noodles out of your nose, and one of these days, you're going to break some hearts.
Other than the mess, you did pretty well.
Though l would have given them a business card.
You didn't move a muscle.
And you broke through the sound barrier.
They called for a doctor.
lt wasn't life-threatening.
And l kept my eye on you.
You get to save the day, l observe my three second rule, everybody goes home a winner.
The three second rule? When someone calls for a doctor, you count for three seconds.
lf nobody gets up, then you go in.
Why expose yourself to a lawsuit unless absolutely necessary? Because when l see someone in need, l think medically.
Not legally.
(SCOFFS) About yesterday, you were wrong.
l'm not one of those women who doesn't like other women.
l'm one of those women who doesn't like you.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Hmm? Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Now, that's what l'm talking about.
(SNlFFlNG) Thank you.
lt's the perfect thing to remind me of Cuba.
lt's Dominican.
Of course it is.
HANK: And you should be fine.
So, remember, three times a day for six weeks.
l know it's a pain, but don't skip any.
Sure, sure.
Don't worry, Doc.
l'll help him.
Yeah, like he helped me with the engine bolts.
(CHUCKLlNG) (CHATTERlNG lN SPANlSH) Oscar.
How would l say, ''Dominicans are the new Cubans'' in Spanish? So, Marcos should be fine.
He should get another echo to make sure there's no recurrence.
lf he can ever, you know, come back to life.
A lot would have to change for that day to come.
Well, l hope it does.
You know, then, Cuba wouldn't seem so far away.
Well, for now, we take what we can get.
(SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) (ALL CHATTERlNG) Can you push? Push, push, push.
We have to push.
Please.
All right, all right.
Here we go.
Yeah! Yeah! All right! Bye, guys! l'm looking forward to continuing our dialogue.
Same here.
You've still made more progress with this disease than any of the doctors l've found so far.
And if you're ever in the States, come visit.
We'll, uh, steal a dialysis machine or something.
Thank you, Dr.
Lawson.
And have a safe trip home.
Thank you.
(BOTH SPEAKlNG SPANlSH) Good.
One thirty-one over eighty.
You've stabilized quickly.
Flying out shouldn't be a problem.
So, l can clear you to leave.
Can you clear me to stay, Hank? For a while, perhaps? l guess that depends on the reason.
lt's not medical.
Then, yeah.
Yeah, l think l can clear that.
HANK: Evan! All right, come on.
That's it.
To Cuba.
Mmm-hmm.
To Canadians.
Right.
To private jets.
To dominoes.
Yes, to dominoes.
lndeed.
Sounds like Cubans play a wild game.
Mom wouldn't even recognize it.
Like, it's crazy.
l was jealous of you.
Spending so much time with her.
Jealous? Yeah.
You could make her laugh, you know? l Even at the end.
That's all l did, though.
You were holding the family together.
You had the harder job.
l couldn't do it.
So, thanks.
l should have said that before.
Thank you.
We should really travel together more often.
Yeah.
Gentlemen.
May l offer you cigars? Are they really Cuban? They belong to Boris.
Not anymore, they don't.
Okay.
Wait You can't keep those.
l had to reschedule all non-emergent retainers.
That means a heavy week.
But l am confident that we can handle the extra hours now that we have all hands back on deck.
The lady said hands, not feet.
Hmm? Mmm.
Sorry.
l was focused on my cigar.
Nice draw on this bad boy, huh? Are you getting the malty finish? You gentlemen aren't keen to address the schedule, l see.
Manana, Divya.
Manana.
Fire up that little number.
Embrace the life you have.
l am embracing a return to business as usual.
l missed you guys.
l even missed Staff meetings.
Whoa.
Not bad.
Ah! EVAN: Right? Montecristos.
Almost salty.
Very tasty.
l'm thinking next time we get kidnapped to a tropical island, and then we get kidnapped on that tropical island that we bring this one along.
Yeah.
This one? (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) l'm sorry to interrupt.
Dr.
Peck! Hi.
Uh, this is Evan Lawson.
Hi.
Evan R.
Lawson.
CFO of HankMed.
Yeah.
The financial mastermind of the operation.
Huh.
And this is Doctor Hank Lawson.
Yes, we've met.
Yeah, we have.
You're the Dr.
Peck who made me dispensable.
(LAUGHS) Divya was a huge help.
So, what are you doing here? Did you forget something? No, l'm just dropping off my notes.
Divya mentioned that you like to write your own up.
l must say, l found it very useful.
Oh, good.
Good.
Well, you didn't need to make a special visit.
Well, we were just wrapping up our staff meeting, if you would care to join us in the smoking section.
(LAUGHlNG) Yeah.
ls this a meeting of the staff, or a meeting of the five families? (BOTH LAUGHlNG) Actually, l really wanted to thank you for the opportunity.
Oh, no, no, no.
Boris is the one to thank.
He is, actually.
No, we should be thanking you for being such a good ambassador for the HankMed brand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And a valuable brand it is.
The whole weekend was very educational.
lt sure was.
lt was nice to meet you.
Oh, my pleasure.
And to see you.
Yeah.
Nice to see you, too.
You know what? Why don't you, uh, leave us your number? That way, if we get abducted again, we can give you a call.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
l actually have it.
No, it's a new number.
lt's local.
Uh, l got it this morning, so l'll text it to you.
A local number? Uh, you're sticking around? l am.
l'm setting up my own concierge practice here.

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