Royal Pains s02e06 Episode Script

In Vino Veritas

HANK: Previously on Royal Pains.
ADMlNlSTRATOR: You let a billionaire hospital trustee die to save some kid off the street.
l made a judgment call.
You made a mistake.
EVAN: This trip is going to get you back on your feet.
HANK: What trip? EVAN: To the Hamptons.
HANK: I can't believe you didn't tell me that Dad took all our money.
You should go.
That's not what Evan wants.
lt's what l want.
At some point, you're going to have to forgive him.
At some point, you're going to realize l won't.
My dad's not here right now.
l'm Tucker Bryant.
Hey.
l've got you.
l've got you.
Why didn't you tell me you're a hemophiliac? HANK: He slipped rushing down the stairs.
We had an argument.
Tucker didn't want me to drink.
Look.
lf you don't enter a structured rehab, chances are you're going to relapse.
TUCKER: Hank was right.
Didn't Dad fire you? He did.
From being your doctor.
Not from being your friend.
LlBBY: l'm going to miss you so much, Tucker.
l know.
l'm going to miss you, too.
l'll tell them l'm coming down with an inflammatory autoimmune disorder.
Libby Other counselors can cover for me.
So, my family drama just went Shakespearean.
Big deal.
You need a support structure.
Well, Oliver's back from school finally.
He'll keep me occupied.
This is the guy who had to stay for summer school or flunk out? Don't be so judgmental.
He's like family.
But nothing like my family.
Come on.
You're stalling.
No.
lt's time.
No.
Yeah.
l love you.
l love you, too.
Off she goes.
GlRLS: Libby! (EXCLAlMlNG) GlRLS: Good to see you.
TUCKER: Hey, man.
How was the party last night? Awesome.
lf you weren't married, we could have rolled together in that hot ride.
l thought you crashed it.
l did.
This is version 2.
0.
Well, let's see if you learned how to drive it.
l will race you to the vats.
(LAUGHS) Are you going to an accredited university out in Cali? Because here on the East Coast, we know that a Ferrari can probably beat a forklift without leaving first gear.
Let's make it interesting.
Name the stakes.
Whoever gets there last has to get a bad haircut.
Oh, really? The only problem is you already lost that bet! (LAUGHlNG) You're ridiculous.
Whoo! Yeah! (EXCLAlMlNG) Come on, baby.
We've got it.
We've got it.
(GROANlNG) Ollie? Oliver? Oliver! Ollie! (GROANlNG) Ow.
What just happened? l don't know.
l just couldn't keep my eyes open.
EDDlE: Okay.
l know.
l'm late.
Yes.
l'm late.
You're angry.
But you're not going to stay that way.
Not after you have their black ham and brie sandwich.
l'm telling you.
You know what they put on it just for me? What? Huh? A little apricot relish.
To die.
lt figures that you'd have this town wired already, Dad.
Well, l like this place.
l thought you were staying with Newberg.
Living with her? No.
We're keeping it young, fresh, you know? And, uh, physically exotic.
Thank you for that, Dad.
l don't have to sleep at night, anyway.
So, that's good.
Good.
All right.
Now, she's gone for the weekend.
When she comes back, we're going to have a barbecue.
lf you want, you'll invite Hank.
He keeps pretty busy with work, Dad.
Wait.
Every day of the whole summer? Would you buy a hunger strike? He just won't come.
And you know that without asking.
l just know how you guys left it last time you saw each other at the restaurant.
All right? Nothing's changed since then, and l'm sorry.
No.
No.
There's nothing anybody can do about it.
l mean, you can't just magically make something go back to the way it was.
You know? Right.
You ready? For what? Feast your eyes.
Oh, my God.
That was the best day ever.
Yeah.
l thought you should have it.
Really? Yeah.
You get a little frame.
Put it right up on the wall.
So that Hank could see it? l can't do this middleman act anymore between you guys.
All right.
So, l thought maybe it would be great if he remembered a time when we didn't need a middleman.
Right now, we don't need a middleman.
Just a good appetite.
Come on.
EDDlE: Two black ham.
Hi.
ls there somebody who might know where Tucker Bryant is? Right over there.
HANK: Excuse me.
Hi.
Do you know where l can find Tucker Bryant? Uh, find Oliver Ambrose, and that's Tucker attached to his hip.
Are you the doctor? Yeah.
This way.
Thank God he's all right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Are you all right? Oh.
Uh Yeah.
lt's just we have this big event tomorrow.
Mmm.
l saw.
Every piece of stemware in the Hamptons was in your driveway.
(CHUCKLES) As the prep gets more intense, so do the headaches.
They put me in such a daze.
That sounds like a vasospastic headache.
You should really see a doctor.
Ah, it's just stress.
Comes with the territory of being a winemaker.
Mmm, but just in case, you should make an appointment with the doctor.
Or with us, if you want.
Thanks.
HANK: Does any of this hurt? Uh, my toe is killing me.
Yeah.
No hematomas to the scalp.
No vertebral tenderness.
Okay.
Lung sounds are equal bilaterally.
(STUTTERS) You realize you're north of my toe? You are lucky that a subungal hematoma is your only real problem.
Actually, l l have another problem.
l have no idea what you just said.
HANK: You have blood under your toenail.
Mmm.
Not as cool when you say it.
Must be her accent.
HANK: Right.
l think l saw a blowtorch back there.
Can you grab it? Mmm.
What, are you going to spot weld me to something? (LAUGHS) HANK: l will if you get fresh.
No, l'm just heating the needle.
So, how did this happen, guys? We were kind of racing the forklift and the Ferrari.
Of course you were.
l mean, it was a stupid question, really.
(LAUGHlNG) Actually, it was my fault.
Tucker and l have been friends since we were kids.
My dad was a very good customer here.
l'm sure you can imagine.
Would you lie down? How does that lead to racing a sports car? TUCKER: That's That's simple, actually.
Oliver, here, is a What's the word? Sociopath.
(YAWNlNG) Tucker is a Boy Scout.
He completes me.
HANK: You know, every time you step into a Ferrari, something fairly bad happens.
Just an observation.
Maybe l should buy a Saab.
Give the forklifts a fighting chance.
HANK: Just relax.
Okay.
Pressure's released.
You should feel better now.
Yeah.
He seems quite content.
So, l'm guessing his toe isn't his biggest problem.
HANK: So, how long have you been fatigued? Ever since l got back for the re-launch.
We switched over to biodynamic a couple of years ago, and we're debuting the new vintages tomorrow.
l've heard about that.
lt's organic.
Environmentally-friendly.
Yeah, that's actually Oliver's idea.
lt was the first in the region.
He's giving a speech about it tomorrow at the party.
You guys should come check it out.
Bring your friends.
We want the place to be packed for the press photos.
DlVYA: lt sounds like a great cause.
TUCKER: Yeah.
But before you came back for the re-launch, we talked and you said you were sleeping in and missing classes.
Freedom.
Parties.
Ladies.
Yeah.
Except that UC Davis is the top winemaking program in the country and you worked your ass off to get in.
Yeah.
And l will bounce back next semester.
You're freaking out over nothing.
You fell asleep driving a forklift in a race with a hemophiliac.
l was just trying to take Tucker's mind off the whole disinheritance thing.
What? We'll talk about it later.
Or maybe Ollie will just blog about it, and save me time.
Oh.
l'm sorry.
(LAUGHlNG) l didn't realize it was covert ops.
We should take some blood.
Yeah.
Uh lt could be mono.
The kissing disease? Yeah, that actually totally lines up.
Definitely a possibility.
And a tox screen is standard.
A tox screen? Now you sound like my dad.
TUCKER: Yeah, Hank.
Don't Don't worry about it.
Oliver was around for a lot of the times that my dad was Tucker and l made a pact to stay away from that crap.
Divya.
Hey.
Hey.
What are you doing here? Blood samples.
From the Ambrose Fountain Winery.
Hey, you want to drink for free tomorrow? At the winery? l'm already going.
l think everyone in town is going.
Breakfast at noon? Uh l was too nauseated to eat at breakfast.
lt's the hospital board.
Bunch of greedy bastards.
They brought you cheap breakfast food? No, it's their clinic proposal.
lt doesn't treat a patient for three years.
Why? They want to use the cash for more pressing needs.
Greedy bastards, indeed.
Now l'm starving.
Hey, um, Do you want to grab lunch? l don't know why, but l have this deep, uncontrollable craving for a PB&J.
Nausea and strange cravings, huh? Hey.
Uh How long has it been since you and Hank broke up? No way.
Oh, God.
(FLUSHlNG) JlLL: Hey, thanks for buying this.
l can't buy a latte in this town without people asking me about it.
And if l'd gotten one at the hospital Woo-hoo! What does ''woo-hoo'' mean? Minus equals not pregnant.
God, l love a minus.
l'm going to get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Hank? l've got some big news.
Whoever makes your shirts discovered a brand new pastel? l'll have you know this is actually all Woody Harrelson- approved hemp.
This is my shout-out to the environment.
Well, that is big news.
Well, it's not as big as Divya getting knocked up.
What? l saw her at the store yesterday.
She was buying a pregnancy test.
Okay.
l guess l always thought she would change her mind about marrying Raj and moving to London.
Okay.
l know what you mean, but there are two ways those tests can go.
Right.
That's a good point.
l didn't even think of that.
Okay.
Good.
l'll investigate at the winery.
Great.
Speaking of which, l invited Dad.
What? Because it's right up his alley.
lt's all about biodynamics and green tech.
l told you about his BlueSky company, right? You did, right after l told you not to tell me about it.
Oh, my God.
Suck it up, Henry.
You are seeing your father today, whether you like it or not.
Rich people too drunk to protect their wallets.
l'm sure he jumped at the invite.
Actually, he really cares about this stuff.
Yeah.
Plus, he gets to hang with his two sons.
Just like the old days.
(LAUGHS) You always did love costumes.
Yeah.
We were on a treasure hunt, remember? (YOUNG EVAN CHEERlNG) l don't remember it that way.
l'll see you guys at the table.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
l was just leaving.
Oh, was it something l said? Or something l was going to say? No, l got called back to the hospital.
God forbid l have an actual day off.
Well, maybe l'll catch you at the next biodynamic winemaking re-launch party.
Well, l hope l see you sooner than that.
(BOTH CHUCKLlNG) Oh.
Sorry.
Oh.
Uh (LAUGHlNG) Okay.
Well, we should definitely do that again soon.
Yeah.
We'll nail it next time.
Hey, guys, l've got some test results.
Do you want to speak privately? Tucker's like my little brother.
Well, it's definitely not mono.
We're still waiting on the CBC and chem panel.
Now, would that show if he had narcolepsy? The symptoms don't add up for that.
My next step is an MRl, which l think we should schedule for tomorrow.
You guys are insane.
l feel fine.
lf l fall asleep on any more forklifts, l'll call you.
(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG) DlVYA: How many have you taken today? See what l meant about the stress? Did you call your doctor? Look.
The truth is, l've only been at this job for a couple of weeks, and my insurance hasn't kicked in, yet.
Evan? Hey.
There you are.
This is weird.
Oh, l see you have an alcohol beverage there.
Are you Are you spying on me? No, l was looking for you.
l was l wanted to say hi.
Hi.
Are you going to drink that? l don't feel like it today.
Oh.
All right.
You know what? Why don't you take a load off? lt's just because of the heat, you know? Sit down for five minutes.
Rest up.
Listen.
Our practice does pro bono work.
l'm happy to help you.
l l can't talk about it here.
You drink just like my dad.
Though he prefers his wine in a box.
Oh, l love those.
Those are really good for organizing your fridge.
Oh, no, no.
She's l'm l'm so thirsty.
You know, my parents never really understood this whole winemaking gig.
They wanted me to have an office and a 401 (k).
Parents seem to think they know best.
So, what are you picking up? From the wine? Yeah.
(CLEARlNG THROAT) Kind of lemony, l guess.
lt's weird.
l also taste kind of a shortbread.
He tends to make things up as he goes along.
No, that's impressive.
No one ever gets the shortbread.
You're saying there actually is shortbread in it? Here.
Try this.
God, so much wine.
(GRUNTS) lt's like burnt toast.
See? He's an idiot.
Or he's a supertaster.
There is no way that he is a super anything.
Sorry.
Let the lady talk.
What's a supertaster? Well, they have more taste buds, so they have a keener sense of taste than most people.
So, it's kind of, like, a superpower.
You're saying that l have a superpower.
l've found my radioactive spider, it looks like.
Mmm.
Holy God.
How about doing me a little favor? Would you like me to go faster than a speeding bullet? Would you like me to leap a tall building in a single bound? How about you leap off a tall building? (LAUGHS) l l have some wines in the barrel room that l'd love your thoughts on.
Care for a private tasting? lsn't that your job? Well, doctors get second opinions sometimes, don't they? (LAUGHS) Hey, check it out.
What are you doing, man? Just a trick l picked up at school.
No more sneaking corkscrews out of the tasting room.
Here.
Give it a shot.
lsn't your speech pretty soon? l'm good to go.
On top of my game.
You're double-fisting wine bottles.
Relax.
You know, you should listen to Hank.
The first time l met Hank, he saved my life.
The last time l saw him, he saved my dad's life.
He He's generally a good guy to listen to.
Yeah? Well, l'm not a hemophiliac or an addict.
You are seriously killing my buzz right now.
What's going on with you, man? Just get the MRl.
Oliver.
Please? (LAUGHlNG) What? To scan for what? Signs of ''Making Tucker Cry Syndrome''? Who are you, dude? You're insulting me, man.
And you're insulting my dad, every You're hammered, and you're about to make an important speech about what you're doing with your life.
Mmm.
Are Are you really, really going to tell me that nothing is wrong right now? Spoken like a Boy Scout.
Well, there goes the whole little brother feeling, man.
You know, you're just like family.
You're just like my family.
You going to open this, or are you going to keep talking? Now, come on.
Stop being such a bitch.
Thanks for coming so fast.
ls he okay? Yeah, he's fine.
l, um l got that Factor Vlll from the car.
He said l'm fine.
Thank you.
Just get the hell away from me, Ollie.
Dude.
Maybe Look, l know you're angry, but taking it out on a bottle only makes things worse.
He saw everything, everything l went through with my dad.
l l just don't understand how he could do that stuff.
And around me.
Okay.
He's your friend.
Maybe you should give him the benefit of the doubt.
You knew from the very beginning, you know.
The first thing you asked for was a drug test.
Well, l asked for a standard work-up.
Could you put some pressure on that? That's why he wasn't himself, you know.
That's why he's been exhausted.
Licking the life out of potato chip bags.
Try talking to him after he's had some time to cool off.
You mean sober up? EVAN: Leather? Um, kind of a soulful, pithy (SlGHS) Evan.
Cherry? Cherry is right? (LAUGHS) This is awesome! DlVYA: Why Evan, of all people? Whoa.
Shouldn't you be noting your own tastes? l wish l could.
But l can't taste them at all.
l think it might be an AVM.
Like a dune buggy? Or, an arteriovenous malformation.
lt's an abnormal connection between the artery and the vein.
Oh.
But, Kim, why would you think that? l know what it feels like.
l've had one before.
You have? When? Five years ago.
Started with headaches.
The doctor called it vasospastic then, too.
Did you have a coil placed in your AVM to embolize it? l made it through fine.
And when l woke up, l had this amazing palate.
Heightened taste.
l know it sounds crazy.
But l just l l knew l had to take advantage of it, like it was was meant to happen.
So, l quit my desk job and l found winemaking.
Then, about two days ago, all the wine started tasting the same.
And the headaches.
lt's happening again.
Hey, you need a CT scan right away.
You could have another symptomatic AVM.
Right away, meaning before my insurance takes effect? Yes.
And don't worry about your insurance.
You can afford us.
But you cannot afford to wait.
My new company.
There you go.
Thank you.
Oh.
Dr.
Lawson.
Oh, please.
Call me Hank.
You know, your brother put me at your table so l can sit between my sons.
Oh.
lsn't that nice? ''Got Wind?'' Yeah, this is my new energy company l invested in.
Uh, Evan didn't tell you about it? Just try and stop him.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
You haven't seen him anywhere, have you? He's here somewhere.
Hey, uh, Hank? Did he by any chance show you the picture l gave him? Oh, yeah.
Such a special memory, the Repo Lot incident.
That Caddy wasn't ''repoed,'' it was impounded.
Falsely impounded, as a matter of fact.
We were fighting the system.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's not what l remember.
YOUNG EDDlE: Use your foot and push.
Yeah.
(DOG SNARLlNG) (BARKlNG) YOUNG EDDlE: Are you okay, Henry? Yeah.
But l can't reach the keys.
Look around.
See what you can use.
l remember that that was the day l realized you could do anything.
That was the day l realized you would do anything.
DlVYA: Hank.
Oh.
Divya, this is Eddie Lawson.
l am so happy to see you.
l've heard a lot about you.
l hear you are an invaluable member of the HankMed team.
Whip smart.
Well, l've heard so much about you, too.
Which son talked to you about me? Okay.
Could you excuse us for a second? Sure.
Thanks.
Let me just say you sizzle in red.
All right.
Easy, killer.
Thank you.
Okay.
Kim, the winemaker Uh-huh.
had an AVM five years ago and is having headaches again.
So, she needs a CT.
l'm taking her to Hamptons Heritage now.
Do you want me to drive you? Evan offered, as well.
You do remember that l drove us here, right? Yeah.
No, no.
We just want to help.
You know, in any way we can with anything.
When this is over, l want to know what is wrong with you two.
Huh.
HANK: Hey.
Have you talked to him, yet? No, l haven't seen him.
But his speech is starting soon.
All right.
Well, we'll talk to him when he finishes.
lntervention at a winery.
l just love irony.
(LAUGHS) So, while we have a second l know your family finances are none of my business, so if you don't want to talk about it, that's totally cool.
Well, when l was a kid, we had a comfortable life.
l mean, it was no Bryant blender fortune, but we didn't worry about money.
Then, one day, my father That's him right over there.
Very nice.
Wonderful.
Wait.
l l thought your old man was MlA.
He was.
Anyway, he blew it all.
So, l know what it's like to suddenly be without.
But you have so many things going for you besides money, that Well, l appreciate that, Hank, but, actually (KNOCKlNG ON MlKE) Hello, everybody.
Uh, thanks for coming.
We're so very proud of him.
lt's showtime.
Yeah.
So, without further ado, our son, Oliver.
(ALL APPLAUDlNG) Are those Oliver's parents? Yeah.
Yeah.
Bob and Laura.
Why? ls he adopted? No.
Why? Well, they're so fair-skinned compared to him.
TUCKER: He's not usually that tan.
He just came back from California that way.
And you said he was acting strangely.
l think l know what's wrong with Oliver, and it's not drugs.
Yeah.
Uh, this is Dr.
Lawson.
l'd like to check the blood work on a patient.
Before he makes it up here, we have to thank Marchant Organic Farms for the compost materials.
Oh, yes.
(LAUGHlNG) Just today, we met a new partner in BlueSky Incorporated.
Eddie Lawson, everybody.
Okay.
So, he has low sodium and high potassium.
(STUTTERS) What does that mean? l was right about the skin discoloration.
lt's Addison's disease.
What's that? lt's a problem in the adrenal glands.
Also explains his fatigue and erratic behavior.
And l didn't believe him.
ls it ls it bad? lt's treatable.
But it can escalate if his glands shut down.
We need to find him now.
My speech.
The lV is a dye, so the contrast will show up on camera.
l've been in one of these before.
Uh, Divya, why don't you join us in the booth? Uh, just away from the radiation.
Uh, it is a small amount of radiation.
EVAN: Yeah.
Lucky we had a light schedule today.
ls there anything more l can do? You know, have you ever had any problems with radiation leakage in here? Why don't you just wait in the hall or go outside? See, l don't trust this glass.
lt's just glass.
Enough.
(SCOFFS) You have been fussing over me all day.
Why? Well, excuse me for trying to protect the baby from the death rays.
Whose baby? Nice try.
(WHlSPERS) l know.
Know what? l saw you buy the pregnancy test.
Oh.
Not for myself.
You didn't buy it for Oh, my God.
Jill.
Am l going to be an uncle? Shut up.
Jill is not pregnant.
l am not pregnant.
No one DlVYA: Stop.
(SlGHS) l think someone is pregnant.
After what l said to him, he probably just wanted to disappear.
Look.
lt's not your fault, okay? Let's just find him.
Well, he'd be in here.
Oliver? Oliver! Ollie! Are you sure he wouldn't be somewhere else? His room, maybe.
No.
No, we just must have missed him.
Uh Hank.
He wouldn't go in there.
He knows better.
Well, we should make sure, okay? Oliver! Ollie! Well, he's not in this one.
Oliver! Ollie! ls there a problem here? lt's not with Evan, is it? No, Evan's fine, okay? Hank! Hank, he's in here! Oliver! Ollie! He He's unconscious.
Don't go in.
The fumes! l don't care.
l'll hold my breath.
No.
Tucker! You You can't stay in there.
lt's toxic down there, Tucker.
Wow, that smells.
(GASPlNG) HANK: Tucker.
Tucker! Tucker! Call 91 1 .
Tell them we've got a kid trapped in a confined space.
Already done and done.
Okay.
We've got to get them oxygen.
How do we ventilate this tank? There's a fan.
Good.
Get it.
Go.
How do we get the fan up there? We don't.
We have to circulate air from the bottom.
What? The carbon and sulphur dioxides from the fermentation process settle in the bottom of the tank because they're heavier than air.
Ah.
EDDlE: Here.
You can plug it in.
HANK: Excellent.
Hey.
What if we use these, uh, old welder's O2 canisters and shove the oxygen down? No.
Too dangerous.
One spark of static electricity could send the whole thing up in flames.
Well, we've got to get the kid out of there.
BOTH: Pulley.
Okay.
l see rope.
Good.
Go.
Tucker? Tucker! (COUGHlNG) What happened? All right.
Stay near the opening in the side.
Right here, under that fan.
And breathe.
That's it.
Okay.
Do you have any pain anywhere? Um, l don't No.
l l don't think so.
Are you bleeding? No.
No, l'm good.
Now, you're going to put this harness around Oliver, under his arms.
All right? Yep.
Tucker, lay down for a sec.
Okay.
Just lay down, face that opening, and breathe.
That's fresh air.
Good.
Now, you're doing great, buddy.
You're doing great.
Here we go.
Good.
Good.
That's it.
Yep.
(CONTlNUES COUGHlNG) Nice.
Okay.
Nice job.
Now, just lay back down and breathe in that fresh air.
All right.
Here we go.
l'll pull, you lock.
Okay.
Go! Here we go! (HANK GRUNTlNG) All right.
Okay.
Come on! Okay.
Pull! (HANK GRUNTlNG) EDDlE: One more.
Okay.
Here we go.
One more.
That's it.
(GRUNTlNG) Okay.
Come on.
All right.
You got him? Yeah.
lt's coming.
Okay.
Here we go.
All right.
Let's lay him down.
Gently.
Gently.
Gently.
EDDlE: Come on.
l've got you.
l've got him.
All right.
All right, he's breathing, but it's labored.
Okay.
You stay with him.
All right? Okay? Yell if anything changes.
Okay.
HANK: Here you go.
Now, put the rig on yourself.
Uh l think l can just climb up.
lf you fall, this gets worse.
All right? Just put the harness under your arms.
That's it.
Okay.
(GRUNTlNG) Dad! l need you! Now! Hurry! Come on! Yeah.
l'm coming.
All right.
l'll pull, you lock.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
One more.
Go.
Go! (HANK GRUNTlNG) EDDlE: That's it.
That's it.
Okay.
Lean him up against the vat.
(COUGHlNG) All right.
You keep an eye on Oliver.
Let's get this rope off you.
Okay.
No No swelling.
Do you feel any pain in your joints or a prickly feeling? No.
No.
No, l'm fine.
Oliver? You saved him, Tucker.
Oliver.
Now, just lie still until the paramedics come.
Hey, Hank, get over here.
He doesn't sound right.
He's, like, wheezing or something.
Upper airway obstruction due to swelling.
He's turning cyanotic.
He's not getting enough oxygen.
TUCKER: Oliver? EDDlE: So, what do we do? We have to intubate.
My bag's in Divya's car.
Got it.
No, no, no.
She left for the hospital.
Hank.
Tucker.
Tucker.
Tucker, stay put.
Just stay put.
Okay.
Check the work bench.
For what? l need flexible wire, something to cut copper tubing with, and we can use that oxygen now.
Okay.
l need something to sterilize with.
Uh, is there enough alcohol in the wine? l don't think so.
But what else do we have? Hey.
You know, Bobby Ambrose said that they make the grappa from remnants.
Thank you, Bobby.
Plenty of alcohol here.
l need the clippers.
Perfect.
Piercing cricothyroid membrane.
Good.
Wire.
Hank, he's blue.
Yeah.
We're fixing that.
Oh, wow.
HANK: There it is.
Oh, wow.
Advancing endotracheal tube.
EDDlE: Oh, wow.
Thank you.
l need something to seal these tubes together.
Well, l thought it would come in handy.
lt will.
(GAS WHOOSHlNG) lt worked.
He's breathing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to be fine.
(SlGHS) Whoo! You've certainly surpassed everything l taught you.
This one was new to me, too.
And, uh l couldn't have done it alone.
lt's been a long time since you called me Dad.
Let alone asked for my help.
Yeah.
HANK: Okay.
DlVYA: lt's called a dysgeusia.
Some pregnant women can taste metal, chalk, or nothing at all.
Weird.
lt's good news, though.
Mazel tov.
Absolutely.
And And the headaches? You're probably dehydrated.
Your bodily fluid volume decreases with pregnancy.
Whoa.
That is weird.
That's The kid's already leeching on your life force.
ln a good way, though.
Your palate could return anytime during pregnancy.
Certainly by the time you give birth.
(LAUGHlNG) Thanks for everything.
l don't know what's wrong with me.
l'm not usually a crier.
lt's probably the hormones.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, weird.
Really weird.
l can't believe it! That's great.
l can't believe how nice you were to me when you thought l was pregnant.
lt was like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
l don't know.
l was just worried about your crazy pregnancy lady emotions.
What do you want? lt's not a horror film l'd like to see, by the way.
Lucky for you, l'll be long gone before there's any chance of that.
Yeah.
Do you have to be? l honestly don't know if Hank and l can do this without you.
l have to move to London.
Of course you do.
Well, when we replace you with another sexy lndian PA, it won't be the same.
Here.
Let me get that.
l appreciate that.
(EXHALES) HANK: He'll need an ACTH test, but looks like Addison's disease.
Okay.
He needs hydrocortizone and saline.
So, luckily, the steroids for Addison's will reduce the swelling in his airway.
He'll be breathing on his own by the end of the day.
How the hell do you rig something like this on the fly? You look around and see what you can use.
That's my line.
TUCKER: Hank, l'm fine.
Come on, Tucker.
You're going to the hospital, too.
Okay.
Ready? Yeah.
Hey.
Tell Ollie l'll race him there.
Okay, l've got him.
Hold it.
That's my boy.
When l got the tweet Tucker was in the hospital, l came down with a sudden inflammatory autoimmune disorder.
Huh? lt's an inside joke.
Oh, okay.
Very cute.
So, is Ollie just going to go back to normal now? His symptoms will be controlled by a permanent drug regimen.
You know what? Thank him for the wine.
So awesome.
Start with this guy.
Okay.
You'll need to chill that first.
Yeah.
l'll just put some ice cubes in it.
Don't you dare.
Evan? lt's under control.
Good.
Good to know.
So, you and your pops saving the day together.
You should really take that act on the road.
Yeah, that was a one-night-only show.
But a good reminder that you never really know what to expect from family.
lt's like my disinheritance dilemma.
You had it wrong.
l'm not getting cut off.
My dad is.
Oh.
Yeah.
My grandfather's giving it all to me.
And l'm in charge of my dad's allowance.
So, l guess just, uh, any future health crisis bills, you can send my way.
That's a lot of responsibility.
Even for the Boy Scout.
Yeah, well, it's just the latest battle in a long-running civil war that's never been very civil.
Well, of all the 17-year-olds l know you're the one l'd trust.
Thanks, Hank.
So, as you know, l've always wanted my own superpower.
l just want to take this moment to express how happy l am that l get to say l have a superpower, basically.
All right.
Here we go.
Hold on.
Okay.
Here you go.
Are they ready for real? Let's do this.
Here we go.
Okay.
Bring it.
l taste orange, lemon, a hint of raspberry.
l'm definitely getting some partially hydrogenated vegetable oil.
lnteresting.
And l don't want to be a snob here, but Feel free.
No, l don't Okay.
The loops are definitely not true rings.
l feel like they're more like jagged ovals.
Mmm.
Well, Super-palate, what is it? Oh, God.
lt's so hard.
l just l don't know if l Fruity Puffs.
You got it, Super-palate.
l knew it.
l guess we better order tights and a cape.
Which reminds me, um There's something l want to tell you.
You were right.
Yeah.
You were right about Divya not being pregnant.
You were right about the treasure hunt when we were kids.
And l don't know.
l guess l have some weird Kryptonian mental block when it comes to what's real and what l want to be real.
Actually l was going to say you were right.
You were going to say what? l didn't Sorry.
l'm getting, like, a weird Stepford feeling from you right now.
Because you've never said those words to me.
Okay.
Okay.
Ever in our lives.
l said them.
You were right.
l remember that day.
The treasure hunt.
lt really was an adventure.
EDDlE: You don't even know how proud l am of you.
Unbelievable job, boys.
Yay! Okay.
Yay! Yay! Well, here's your Super Evan cape.
What is this, boys? This is an adventure! EDDlE: That's right.
l love you, Dad! l love you, too, pal.
Superhero time! EVAN: Great.
So, you're not going to help clean up at all? You know what they say, Superman.
''With great power comes great responsibility.
'' ''With great power comes great responsibility.
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