Sailor Moon (1995) s02e32 Episode Script

232 - Dog Day For Artemis

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute yume no naka nara ieru Shikou kairo wa short sunzen ima sugu aitai yo Nakitakunaru you na moonlight denwa mo dekinai midnight Datte junjou dou shiyou heart wa mangekyou Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare Nando mo meguriau Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue Onaji kuni ni umareta no miracle romance Shinjite iru no miracle romance Sneezing, running nose and nasal congestion! Even the sailor warriors are in a huge pinch! What?! This cold is also the work of Black Moon?! How dare you trouble everyone with a mysterious virus?! Even Dr.
Hideyo Noguchi is mad! In the name of Sailor Moon, Sailor V will punish you! Juban Town Shopping District At any rate, this influenza is centered around the Juban area.
And we currently have no cure for it, do we? It seems that many schools have been closed.
Okay, let's go to commercials.
I'm sure no one will notice that this cold is related to Dark Power.
Stupid humans, all of you should get infected.
It seems like everyone in town is suffering from this cold.
It's time for the Goddess of Love, Minako Aino, to act! Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem Venus Minako's Nurse Mayhem Hello, this is the Hino residence.
Oh Rei, are you sick, too? Yes, I am.
I have a really bad fever.
You too, Mako? I'm not too bad, but it seems Usagi and Ami are pretty sick.
Then that means all the sailor warriors are sick.
Nope, there's still one of us full of energy.
Hello! Rei, I heard you caught a cold! Ouch! Ouch! It hurts, Minako! Hello! Rei, I heard you caught a cold! Minako I came here to see how you're doing! Ouch! I came here to see how you're doing! Ouch! Oh And I was hoping she wouldn't find anymore victims.
Man, Minako sure did a number on this place.
Here you go! I brought you porridge! I made it right this time! This time? Before she came here, she stopped by Ami and Makoto's place, and made them porridge, too.
But they were miserable failures.
I feel bad about that.
Well, anyway, eat, eat! Here! Oh, thanks.
Here! Oh, thanks.
Rei, what's wrong?! Rei?! Mina Too much salt What?! I did it again.
I'm such a bad girl.
Don't try to change the subject.
Minako Sorry, but I'm going to sleep for a while Oh, really? Then, wait a minute.
I'll clean this right up for you.
I'm sorry! My fever I'm sorry! My fever Mina, you klutz.
Mina, you klutz.
Oh, sorry, Rei.
I'll switch your blanket for a clean one.
Let's see Sorry, Rei! Sorry, Rei.
Mina isn't doing this on purpose.
Sorry, Rei.
Mina isn't doing this on purpose.
If this was on purpose, she'd be more wicked than Esmeraude! Here, Rei.
I made your bed.
So, sleep tight, okay? Oh, I know! I'll put on some music so you can sleep well.
You know, this is supposed to produce alpha waves and get the listener into a very relaxed mood.
This is weird.
I wonder if this is the switch? What is this? Oh, this must be it! Oh, sorry, sorry! I'll fix it right away! Why of course! Sleeping in a quiet room is the best when you're sick, right? Even nice Rei has reached the limit of her patience! I'm sorry! Juban Town Shopping District Juban Town Shopping District Oh, I did it again.
Oh, I did it again.
I'll have to be careful not to mess up at Usagi's place.
Hey, Mina! Are you going to try again? Of course! Usagi's entire family is sick over there! If I don't go, who else is going to save them? Mina, have you ever heard of "misplaced kindness"? What are you mumbling about? The Dark Henge is growing steadily.
If everything goes well, the completion of the Dark Gate is only a matter of time.
My dearest Prince Dimande, I hope that I will be able to return to you very soon.
So she also went to your place, Rei? Just earlier, I got phone calls from Ami and Mako, so I've roughly heard what happened.
I don't know what to do with Minako.
Usagi, you should be careful, too.
But we already have a feisty one Sorry, but it looks like the feisty girl did something again! Mom! Oh, Chibi-Usa! Chibi-Usa, you don't have to help me, so go outside and play.
What? Let me handle the chores.
Ikuko-Mom, you stay in bed.
But Chibi-Usa, if you're going to help out, only do what you can handle! How dare you?! I can do stuff like laundry! Really?! Then, who dropped the sheets that Mom went and washed? Usagi, I'm getting a headache.
Please look after Chibi-Usa.
Mom Then, how about cleaning?! Or cooking?! I don't care what it is, please let me help you! Oh, boy, I wish someone would play with Chibi-Usa.
That duty! Let me handle it! Minako! For the duty of dealing with Chibi-Usa and taking care of your family, please allow the Goddess of Love, Minako Aino, to handle them! Well, the only thing I want to ask you to do is to baby-sit Chibi-Usa.
Okay, I got.
Everything will be okie-dokie.
Let me take care of it.
But Come on, Usagi, you should stay in bed! Oh, don't worry.
My cold is almost gone.
No! You should never think it's over until it's really over! There's that old saying, "Tomorrow will be another day to catch a cold.
" That's right! That's right.
Get in your bed.
What? It's supposed to be, "Tomorrow will take care of itself.
" Finally, I can rest Are you okay, Luna? Of course, I'm not.
Artemis, you're so lucky.
What? What? They say that only such people will never catch a cold.
They say that only such people will never catch a cold.
Why you, Luna! Hi, here I am! Okay! I'll be sure to take good care of you guys.
Usagi, did you take your temperature? No Perfect! Chibi-Usa, hand me a thermometer! Okay! Luna-P! Transformation! Here, Minako.
Here, Minako.
Now, let me take your temperature.
Okay, should be okay now.
Oh? That's weird.
Chibi-Usa, are you sure the battery isn't dead? Oh Maybe, I blundered just a little bit But you know what? Not taking your temperature is no big deal! Minako You're just as clumsy as Usagi.
I already knew that Okay! That should hold for the time being.
Oh, Usagi, aren't you hungry? If you have some hot porridge, your body will warm up Oh, no thanks! I just ate a little while ago.
If you have some hot porridge, your body will warm up Oh, no thanks! I just ate a little while ago.
Everyone was telling me to stay away from her porridge.
Really? That's too bad.
Everyone was telling me to stay away from her porridge.
Really? That's too bad.
I know! Let me play some music to relax you! Ah! Mina, don't touch that stereo! I know! Let me play some music to relax you! Ah! Mina, don't touch that stereo! What's with you?! I can't take care of her like this! Me too.
It's not fun! Okay, then, ask Mom.
I bet she has many things that she needs to get done.
I got it.
Let's go, Chibi-Usa! Okay.
Oh, it's cold! Here, again! It's time to regain our honor! Let's do it, Chibi-Usa! Yeah! Why did it turn out like this?! I can't believe this! Oh, no! Oh, dear Oh, no! Anyway, take care of the rest.
I'll clean up the room after I take a short nap.
Mom will have a hard time cleaning this up.
It seems like the room is spinning round and round Usagi! Round and round we go, the room is spinning around.
I'm so happy to be able to spend Christmas with you, Mamo.
Usako Hold it right there! Usagi, we're still in junior high! You're ten years ahead of yourself for this kind of date! The dinner, the cake, and Mamoru, too! We'll take care of them all! Mamo! Usako! Mamo! Usako! Mamo! Oh, hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, it's hot! It's cold! Minako Are you awake? I was trying to change the towel for you.
I'm sorry I woke you up.
Minako, have you been taking care of me all this time? Yeah.
Because there's nothing else I can do for you.
Hey, Minako.
Why do you work so hard to take care of me? Because you're very important to me.
So, I feel I should protect you.
Why? Is it because I'm the princess? No.
I feel very comfortable when I'm with you.
I like the way you're full of energy.
That's why I can't leave you alone when you're sick.
Get well soon, okay? Thanks Did Usagi's fever go down? Yes.
Chibi-Usa was taking care of you with me until just a little while ago, right? Really? Who cares if it's true or not?! It doesn't matter! Anyway, Minako, we have to go get everyone's medication at the hospital! Oh, that's right.
Usagi, will you be okay by yourself? Yeah, I feel much better now, so Good.
Then, let's go, Chibi-Usa.
Let's go, let's go! Juban Medical University Hospital How is it going, Pharmakon? Lady Esmeraude, as you can see, the Dark Henge is growing steadily.
If I administer these Dark Power pills and injections to more humans Opening the Dark Gate will be as simple as can be.
Reception Desk Reception Desk That's weird.
This place is too quiet.
Reception Desk You think so? You think so? Excuse me, my name is Tsukino.
I'm here to pick up my medication! Excuse me?! Is anybody here? Unbelievable! Anyone here? You have a customer! Excuse me! What?! There's still a kid who can scream that loud? What's going on?! That can't be! Oh! If you're here, can you quickly take care of us? Hurry up and give me the medicine for lkuko-Mom and the others! What's wrong with this kid? Okay, okay, little girl But first, let me give you a flu shot so you don't catch a cold, too.
What?! Shot? You don't need to worry.
It will be really fast.
I'll even give you this shot free of charge! No You should accept someone's goodwill with good grace, little girl.
Pharmakon! Pharma! Hold her still.
Pharma! Hold her still.
NO!! Pharma?! She's the Rabbit?! Pharma?! She's the Rabbit?! Chibi-Usa! Chibi-Usa! Chibi-Usa! Chibi-Usa! Chibi-Usa, wait there! Venus Star Power Makeup! Rabbit, you're doomed now! Prepare to die! Pharmakon, do it! Pharma.
Pharma! Pharma! Hold it! Pharma? Hold it! Pharma? Sailor Venus! Chasing a little child and spreading evil in the world, I won't forgive you! I'm a sailor warrior of love and beauty, Sailor Venus! I will call down the judgment of love! You! You already noticed the location of my Dark Henge and came here?! Of course! Huh? Then you also already knew that we're using this hospital as a base to cause the flu epidemic by spreading medication containing Dark Power? Of course, I knew that! I guess Venus will say anything to go along with the situation.
She's so opportunistic! It seems we underestimated you all a little.
Pharmakon, kill them! Pharma! Usagi, you can't do anything in your condition! Your temperature is going up again.
You need to be in bed! I'm all right.
When Chibi-Usa is in danger, I can't stay in my bed comfortably.
Crescent Beam! Pharma! Pharma! Venus Love-Me Chain! Pharma! Pharma! Pharma! Shoot Pharma Looks like I've won! Kill the Rabbit first! Pharma! I hate getting shots! The hospital is a house of life that saves people who have fallen ill.
I cannot forgive those who fill it with tainted energy and abuse it! Mamo! Tuxedo Mask! Damn it! You babble way too much! Pharmakon, kill all who get in our way! Pharma! Sparkling Wide Pressure! Bubble Spray! Damn! What's this?! So, you guys were the main culprits behind the flu epidemic! We'll make you pay for what you did to us! Everyone, what are you doing?! You need to stay in bed! If you're worried about us, we're fine! It's all thanks to your nursing, Sailor Venus.
You shared your strength with us.
Thank you, Sailor Venus! Everyone Pharmakon, take care of the rest! Pharma! Now, everyone! Let's get rid of this bad cold at its point of origin.
Okay! Burning Mandala! Pharma! Now, Sailor Moon! What's wrong? Sailor Moon! What's wrong? Sailor Moon! Sorry, I think my temperature is going up again.
Be strong! Yeah Do not give up, Sailor Moon! Yeah Do not give up, Sailor Moon! Be strong, Sailor Moon! I love the energetic you! Mamo Yes! Tuxedo Mask! Moon Princess Elimination! Pharma! She did it! Sailor Moon! A job well done! Excuse me Would you mind helping me now? I can't move! Sorry, sorry! I forgot.
After I worked so hard! I can't believe this! Damn! And I was so close! Sailor warriors, you'll pay for this! Juban Town Shopping District Juban Town Shopping District So, the town regained its vigor Juban Town Shopping District and everyone's condition gradually improved.
And everyone's condition gradually improved.
Except for some Artemis, keep it down We've caught a real cold, haven't we? Yeah, it looks like it.
But that's a good thing! That means you're not an idiot because you caught a cold.
Who would have thought? Luna, is that any way to talk to someone who's sick? Hi! Sorry for the wait! Here, eat, eat! It's Usagi's special porridge! Here you go.
Thank you So, so, is it good, Minako? Yes delicious Yeah! Eat lots of it, okay? Now, I will take your temperature.
Later! This comes later! Don't butt in! What's with you?! What about it?! So, is this what they mean by, "Correct your recipe by tasting others?" You got that wrong.
Oh, please just let me sleep in peace! Donna pinch no toki mo zettai akiramenai Sou yo sore ga karen na otome no policy ltsuka honto ni deau daiji na hito no tame ni Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no Tsun to itai mune no oku de Koi ga mezameru wa Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne Dakara kitto ririshiku Naritai mono ni naru yo ne Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne Dakedo kitto ririshiku