Sailor Moon (1995) s04e06 Episode Script

406 - Much Ado About Kitten

Hey, hey, did you hear that Artemis is having an affair? And I heard it was with a beautiful nun! I heard that it was a cute cat! I feel so sorry for Luna! Toying around with maidens' hearts and getting involved here and there! Artemis!! Decide on one person to date!! I'm sorry that I'm not honest.
Gomen ne sunao ja nakute I can say that in my dreams.
Yume no naka nara ieru My thoughts are about to short-circuit.
Shikou kairo wa SHORT sunzen I want to see you right now.
Ima sugu aitai yo It makes me want to cry, this moonlight.
Nakitaku naru you na MOONLIGHT And I can't make a call at midnight.
Denwa mo dekinai MI DNIGHT Because I'm naive, what should I do? Datte junjou doushiyou My heart is a kaleidoscope.
HEART wa mangekyou Guided by the light of the moon Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare we meet each other again and again.
Nando mo meguri au By counting the constellations' blinking Seiza no matataki kazoe we forecast the outcome of this love.
Uranau koi no yukue We were born in the same country.
Onaji kuni ni umaretano MI RACLE ROMANCE I believe in it.
Shinjite iruno MI RACLE ROMANCE I understand up to here, but That's right, 4 dozen is 48.
And when you divide it between 6 people, it's 12 times 4 divided by 6, so Oh, I see You really are reliable, Mamo-chan! Mamo-chan! Me, too, I don't get this one! This one! What is this!? It's upside down! Shut up! What I don't understand, I don't understand! Of course you wouldn't understand it if it's upside down! But that's no reason QUI ET! If you're not going to study seriously, I'll go home! In the first place, both of you - Papa! - P-Papa? Your future daughter can't do her studies at school And is ridiculed by her friends, and steps away from the correct path of life Not being able to find someone to marry and leads a lonely life.
Even if that happens, are you all right with it, Papa!? No Y-You don't have to go that far Even if you're smart, I'm sure you won't find anyone to marry anyway! Come on Is it all right for a mother to be saying that!? I just said the truth! Hey, listen up!! Wait, Luna! It's a misunderstanding! It's all right, you don't have to hide it.
Artemis has finally seen signs of spring! Really? How? Who? I had thought he just stopped in front ofJuban Church, when he started staring at the beautiful nun there, and was awestruck I'm telling you, it's a misunderstanding! I see Artemis in love? I'm a little jealous! You have a good eye for women, Artemis.
That nun really is beautiful.
Mamo-chan!? Now, all right? By tomorrow, I want both of you to do Yeah If you don't do them properly, I won't come by anymore.
Okay Cheer up, Artemis.
Artemis really wasrt looking too good That's because Luna, who he loves so much, is having a misunderstanding.
Wait a minute! I didn't do anything Luna, you know that Artemis is in love with you, don't you? Luna sometimes has a really frigid streak Artemis Could he become depressed and disappear off somewhere? Entirely possible.
Poor Artemis.
Artemis is the type that clams up and thinks, right? Yeah, he is.
- Maybe it wasrt such a good idea.
- He's been cornered by Luna now To have Luna tell me like that That's because you were caught gawking at someone else in front of the one you really care for! I'm telling you, that's a misunderstanding Father! The one that spoke just now was this kitten right? Oh, I'm so glad to have met you! I'm Diana, Father! F-Father? You know, isn't this some kind of mistake? In the first place, I haven't Oh, I'm so glad! Mother has told me much as well.
That I should be careful not to be picked up by some stranger when I arrive over here.
U-Um Father! Artemis!! L-Luna! You not only do you gawk at beautiful women, but you went ahead and had a kitten like this, too What an irresponsible male you are!! Y-You're wrong, Luna, this is some kind of mistake!! What part of this is a mistake!? A cat that speaks HAS to be YOUR child!! L-Luna!! SHEESH! Do whatever you like!! Luna! Wait!! Tigers-Eye.
Fish-Eye.
Hawks-Eye.
Quite a bit of confidence, to be practicing your skills.
Whatever happened to capturing Pegasus? Master Zirconia.
Leave it to us.
We are not taking our minds off of it.
I hope that really is so.
Lately too many people are all mouth and no action It leaves me with a huge burden.
Stay focused on your quest.
I really do hate being betrayed.
Yes We were yelled at again It's all you guys' fault! You sure say a lot.
You're the one with the most mistakes.
Oh, hush.
It's because you guys are not good at following up! Oh, brother All of them aren't that great Arert there just pure and beautiful maidens around here? Oh, I found one! A tremendously pure and just maiden! Oh, you're right.
But She will be too much for you to handle.
That's not the case.
The higher the mountain the more it's won'th climbing.
When you get to the top, the feeling of conquest tends to be even bigger with women like this.
Thy Kingdom come; Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.
So that's the nun that Mamo-chan was talking about? So beautiful! I think I'll say that she's my mama! Chibiusa! I'm home! Hey, Mina you were here? Mina? Artemis Who is your owner? Geez "Owner"? You and I are comrades who have fought for peace together, Mina.
I see, comrades, huh? You hide things from your comrades, then? Hide things? Oh, sorry, that cake that was here as a snack I did eat it, but I wasrt hiding anything, it's not that big a deal It's all right about the cake.
I didn't realize it, anyway That wasrt it? Then, is it about the fact that I broke your favorite glass, Mina? Or about the time a couple days ago when I accidentally dropped the ribbon that was hanging to dry, and muddied it up? I see so you were the one behind that as well This isn't good.
! But that's all right.
I can smile and let those go.
Somehow It doesn't seem like the normal Mina C- Can it be? I just got a call from Usagi a few minutes ago.
I heard about it, Artemis That you became a father!? Without telling me!? As I've been saying, it's a misunderstanding! Liar! I keep saying, I don't know anything about this!! How can a kitten be born without you knowing?! If you say something like that, don't you feel sorry for her!? Artemis!! Show your integrity as a male! I'm innocent!! Now, Luna, go on and eat up.
When your heart is lonely, it's best to eat up.
Chocolate peanuts! There are cookies here, too! It's not something we brought for you guys! Luna, there are many replacements out there! Cheer up! But are there other cats that speak human speech? Ami! Oh, I'm sorry, Luna Sheesh, it's not like Artemis and I really had something going Hey, Luna Can I eat just the chocolate peanuts? That's right! I have the important mission of raising this Usagi into a wonderful Queen! Artemis is Artemis, I am me.
Is something wrong between Luna and Artemis? You know, the fact that Artemis has a kitten from elsewhere means that Luna, in terms of Artemis is a thing of the past.
I see! Luna, you were dating Artemis!? It's all right now.
It's useless to explain, no matter what I say Lord, please bless the two that will be united here today.
Beautiful.
So beautiful it seems out of this world.
Yes The caring with which someone grew this flower And the love of the person who made this wreath It's all a blessing of our Lord.
Do you like God? Yes.
No love on this earth can match the love of our Lord.
Would it be possible for you to love me? The Lord's love showers over everyone, even you.
Rest assured, and leave yourself to bask in his love.
What is the matter? I just heard words from the Lord Oh, my! He said, "love thy neighbor" That is splendid! And to love even sinners.
That is exactly right! Oh, Lord I thank you for this wonderful day.
I have every right to be loved.
Because I am a sinner.
When I'm looking around like this, there really aren't that many kittens I have to hurry and find that kitten, so I can prove my innocence.
! I'm not even married, and she's calling me her father Now, love me I will have you show me your beautiful dream! I think I can look forward to this one This is just one hideout that Pegasus surely would like.
L-Lord Please save your servant Defeat the evil Please show him your glory, O Lord.
A-Are you all right? Just kidding.
You watch too many movies.
ONE! TWO! THREE! Dear Sister, too bad this isn't Golgotha.
Of course, it seems that your voice isn't being heard by the one who you believe in.
What are you doing!? What would happen to me if you hit me in the face!? My beautiful face!! VENUS STAR POWER MAKE UP! Hold it right there! A cat walks, and hits into a villain! To a cat, I will barge in on tonight! Come on Ugly girls should stay out of it! What was that!? Not only do you peek into mirrors of dreams but to say as such to me, standing for love and beauty I will never forgive you for that! I, Sailor Venus, will have you shot down with the divine punishment of love! Come here, my beautiful Remless, Kigurumiko the giant plush! Kigurumiko! Kigurumiko, I'll leave you with the rest.
Artemis!! Is it to your liking? Is boxing to your liking? I don't know, because I've never played it before! That's great! Change of clothes! Kangaroo boxer! Kangaroo KICK! This isn't enough Something is missing.
Excuse me a bit I see! So this is a nurs dream It's a beautiful dream.
But, HE is not anywhere in here.
I'll send you now to where your dear God awaits.
Damn you! How dare you put a scratch on my cute little hand! Kigurumiko! Make sure you play around LOTS with this one, too! Look out!! You are my partner! W-What's this!? Power has been charged Courage up a hundred-fold! Artemis!! VENUS LOVE ME CHAI N! Artemis!? That little one is now one and the same as Kigurumiko It shares her pain as well.
What!? W- What's this? My body is moving on its own Sorry Ouch MOON CRISIS MAKE UP! Sinner, now is the time to repent! What a maiden looks forward to The scene of a wedding! One who tarnishes the purity of a church! Although they go against my family business We can't allow this! For love and justice! Pretty soldiers in sailor suits! Sailor Moon! Sailor Chibi Moon! In the name of the moon we'll punish you! Kigurumiko Get them all.
One, two Punch! Artemis! What was that!? It really is Artemis! SUPREME Jupiter, Artemis is!! W-What can we do!? We need to foil their line of sight Everyone, don't worry about me and attack! Let go of Artemis!! A-All right! Go, Luna! Luna!! Kangaroo double, triple kick! Dammit! What are you doing to MY Luna!? Take this! There, now have you had enough!? L-Luna Hang in there! A-Artemis Third Round!! You with a poor heart that interrupts a maiders prayer! I, Tuxedo Mask, cannot allow such a thing! Tuxedo Mask! Diana!! Small Lady!! Never give up! Small Lady Chibi Moon, do your best! Please, Pegasus! Protect everyone's dreams! TWI NKLE YELL! MOON GORGEOUS MEDITATION! STAGE OUT! Artemis, are you all right? Y-Yeah You really are troublesome This kitten is Luna and Artemis'!? I'm their future daughter.
My name is Diana.
I have gotten permission from Neo Queen Serenity to come see Small Lady.
In the future, we're really good friends.
Artemis and my!? In other words, you two are going to end up in that kind of a relationship But even if you say that Right, Luna? W-What about "right"? You know, I I have no intent on ending up like that with you! With a cat that was goggling at some beautiful nun!! It wasrt the nun! I was just thinking it'd be nice if even cats could have a wedding in a church like that Usagi And so, I will be staying over here for a while as well Father, Mother I am pleased to meet you both.
M-Mother? I think I understand how Mamoru feels now Really? You'll be in lots of trouble from now on.
You want a drink tonight? Mamo-chan!! Since I met you Anata to deatte kara the love shining deep in my heart Mune no oku de hikatteru is too lonely Itoshisa ga setsunakute so, I quietly closed my eyes.
Shizuka ni hitomi wo tojita Actions that mean nothing Nandemo nai shigusa mo and all those everyday words Goku futsuu no kotoba mo Each time I remember them Omoidasu sono tabi I feel as though tears were going to fall.
Namida ga desou ni naru Right now, baby, baby love.
Ima wa baby baby love Even nights that I cry, someday we can Naita yoru mo itsuno hinika laugh reminiscing the past.
Mukashi wo natsukashinde waraiaeru That's how I want us to be Watashi-tachi ni naritakute