Satisfaction (2007) s03e05 Episode Script

Non Standard Package

[ sultry music plays .]
Wow! - [ chuckles .]
- You're a knockout! - Went with black.
- Looks beautiful on you.
- Don't think the dress is too busy? - That's what I like about it.
Seriously, you do not need me to tell you how to dress.
- Wine? - Please.
They have that risotto special that you like.
Maybe I'll try something different today.
- Can I get you another drink? - Uh, please.
- Another sparkling? - Thank you.
Yeah, I'll come take a look at it.
Listen, why don't I drive you? OK.
OK, you take the LandCruiser.
But I want you to drive, not Tash.
I know she's your friend, but she uses the rear view like a bloody vanity.
Just take it easy, OK? Yep.
I love you too, possum.
You call me.
OK.
Bye, love.
Rosie, can you check if the spa room's clear? - Sure.
- Thanks.
- My daughter.
- Sorry to interrupt.
- Are you here for a drink? - Uh, booking.
John.
John.
- Ah, with Tess.
- Yep.
You can fix up your account now, if you like.
Oh, of course.
Thank you.
There you go.
Now you can relax and have a drink in the bar.
- I'm sure Tess won't be long.
- Thank you.
- Er, my - Oh, sorry.
That's OK.
Thank you.
- The bar.
- It's just that way.
Thanks.
- [ sighs .]
- Problem? Tess is going a little over.
I can buzz her if you like.
I'm sure she's making it worthwhile.
Meanwhile - I'll look after him.
- OK.
Kiss me.
Kiss me, Tessa.
Kiss me! [ gasps .]
[ loud rock music plays .]
[ music stops .]
[ splash! .]
Could you, um fetch my earring, please? How was the water? Hard.
What are you doing? I'm done, lady.
Clean your own pool.
[ scoffs .]
How dare you? I'm not finished, you insolent slacker.
Get back here and put your pump in my pool.
Like the help, do we, Fran? Huh? Mmm.
Get your grubby little hands off me.
Like some rebellion in your afternoon? [ chuckles .]
Get out of my house.
Not until you pay me.
You're making me wet.
Sue me.
Not here.
The poolhouse.
[ gasps .]
Oh.
Did you come? What, you think I was faking it? Normally you're more vocal.
Oh, I had to tone it down a bit.
It was freaking the clients.
Screw the clients.
Oh Do the others make you come? Oh, career chat off bounds now? Well, we've never done that before - talk about others.
Why start now? I've never been your client before.
Hey.
I wish you were still at the agency.
Let's be real.
You miss having someone around to organise your life.
No, I hired someone to do that.
But you you made me feel better about what I do.
I take it this place isn't entirely what you expected.
Well, there's a first time for everything.
No need to be nervous.
That's easy for you to say.
You get to keep your clothes on.
So what kind of work are you in, John? McCoy Truck Freight.
Long haul or short? Nationwide, end to end, tray tops to road trains.
- You love your job.
- I don't pretend anybody else does.
I should check on Tess.
- Oh, Tess! - Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Where's John? - He's in the bar.
Were you with Daniel all this time? - Mm-hm.
- [ sighs .]
It's OK, Lauren.
I'm wearing myself.
I hope you know what you're doing.
- Which one is he? - [ sighs .]
Well, he must have had a change of heart.
[ sighs .]
Shit.
Do you like what you see? Shh.
No talking.
Listen.
Put yourself there.
Dark, crowded dance floor.
Bodies pressed together.
You're amongst strangers - their smell, their sweat.
Can you feel them? Yeah.
I've seen you around.
I've seen you round too.
[ gasps .]
You don't have a lot of anonymous sex, do you? [ chuckles .]
If I don't remember their name, does it count? I bet they remember yours.
Can't be too careful.
Five minutes of lust could cost you millions.
I've seen you around.
Yeah? Shift Lounge once or twice.
I was surprised to see you here.
Why's that? Oh, you know - sweet girl like you "Sweet"? - Uh-huh.
- [ chuckles .]
That was definitely someone else.
And sexy.
You like to defile sweet girls? A lot of girls look sweet.
Very few are.
Cheers.
So Gus Atchison.
- Any relation of Leo? - Heir apparent.
The sex was hot, but the real surprise is he asked me out.
He came, he showered, he invited me to drinks.
What did you say? I told him I don't date sexy, rich and charming.
What do you think I said? Just be careful.
Clients who date us generally want their fantasies for free.
Well, I like him a lot.
And since there's no rule to say I can't have a life while I work here that's exactly what I'll do.
- Are we jealous? - Christ, yes.
- I'm taking tomorrow night off.
- Oh, great.
Yeah, we'll just shut the doors and all take the weekend off.
OK.
So we're cool? [ scoffs .]
Nobody takes Saturday night off.
It's actually engraved on a mirror somewhere.
Oh, but this is important.
- I need some balance.
- [ sighs .]
Get a doctor's certificate.
Yeah, and it would read something like "Amy needs to get a social life.
" You're asking me for 'me' time.
Call it "professional development.
" No.
That's Saturday night.
[ groans .]
I need a life or this can't work.
How do you make it work? You've obviously got a while 'nother life that sustains you, right? Sean? OK, Saturday night.
But just this once.
Ooh, I could kiss you! - But you're taken.
- Mm-hm.
[ sighs heavily .]
[ door opens .]
I gave Amy Saturday night off.
Busiest night of the week? Well, these girls need to keep their heads straight.
Which reminds me - Tess's bookings don't balance.
When a client pulls out, you have to scratch him.
- I removed the booking.
- Mmm.
Our takings are shot.
Who's this? Daniel.
I was on the phone.
She said she'd take care of it.
Well, apparently she didn't.
No.
It's our job to stay on top of these things.
It's alright.
Don't worry, I'll speak to her tomorrow.
Let me talk to her.
I hope you're not going to confuse business with friendship.
Don't worry, Nat.
You've been a good role model in that department.
Big night tomorrow night.
You should probably go home, take a bit of 'me' time.
Huh.
'Me' time is all I've got.
WOMAN: Yoo-hoo! - Hello.
- Hi.
I'm sorry to hold you up.
I was hoping you might have a moment.
Sure.
Can you give me a quote? I mean, to look at my pool.
If you have the time.
It's filthy.
My husband simply doesn't have the time.
Ah.
It's a common problem.
I could take a look at it now, if you like.
Well, thank you.
I'd really appreciate that.
The, uh, filter's probably blocked with leaves.
As with the lint pot in the pump.
What would you have to do to revive it, as a surprise for my husband? It would be so nice to use it again in the summer.
Er the filter would need a backwash.
Adjust the pH and alkaline.
A shock dose of chlorine.
Vacuum the silt at the bottom of the pool.
Run the the filter until the the water clears.
It really has been neglected, hasn't it? Uh-huh.
Let me know when you want me to stop talking about the pool.
- [ dog yaps .]
- WOMAN: Come on! Don't you make Mummy run! Oh, you naughty little doggie! - Rocco! - [ Rocco yaps .]
[ giggles .]
Gorgeous, isn't it? Oh I don't know.
I'd put it with a pair of silver heels.
Or bronze.
Yeah Not sure.
Bit too much? Maybe if I was going to the Brownlow.
Mmm.
Less bling? Less stripper.
We're talking about a date, right? The date.
- Have you got a budget? - Whatever it costs.
Something just came in I think you could pull off.
Something you buy at Bunnings? It's a spreader bar.
For your ankles.
Can't Heather get this stuff in Canada? She designed most of it herself.
I can't think what I'm going to write on the Customs docket.
Could you use this? Oh, that's serious pro.
Mmm.
Speaking of which I think you forgot to fix up Daniel's bill yesterday.
Sorry.
I would've reminded you.
It's just that Nat's been riding me.
I-I didn't forget.
I didn't charge him.
It was just a one-off thing.
- He pressuring you? - Oh, God, no.
No, he'd pay.
He was just being Daniel.
And you're just being his Tess.
I know what you're saying, but He's going to keep on taking as long as you keep on giving.
- He needs me.
- Start by making him pay.
It'll help you stay objective.
- How's Fran? - Oh, little heavy on the perfume.
No stranger to Botox.
Apparently you were completely inappropriate.
She wants you to make more demands.
I don't know about this new direction, Nat.
You're proving delicious bait for the cougars.
Why'd you invent the pool guy anyway, huh? - Hmm? - They're not all like Fran.
And what about boss lady? What does she want from the perfect slave? Oh, no.
- [ clears throat .]
- I'm trying, Nat.
I really am.
No, please stay.
Stay.
Close your eyes.
That's a short leash you've got me on.
- John? I thought we'd lost you.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry about the disappearing act.
- Something came up.
I - Your daughter? Yeah, I know.
Her dad still thinks she's 15.
Well, at least we didn't scare you away.
- Can we get a? - That too.
You wouldn't be the first.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Had to keep reminding myself you're just doing your job.
I'm sorry, Lauren.
That came out all wrong.
You're talking to a bloke who hasn't, um you know - Treated himself for a while.
- Yeah.
Well, er, maybe I should, you know, do what I came for.
- Oh, Tess.
Mmm.
- Yeah.
I just saw a picture.
Um I'm terrible with faces.
She's a brunette.
- Brownish brunette? - Yeah.
- I'll go check on her.
- Thanks.
Pleasure's mine.
[ dance music plays .]
I'm with Gus.
Thanks.
All this dry-humping was making me thirsty.
- Here's to sex.
- And all things slimy.
[ coughs .]
- Chew it.
- [ giggles .]
What? It helps if you chew.
[ laughs .]
I don't think so.
You're a celebrity.
Does that make you feel more important? [ laughs .]
Think what you like.
Could I have another mollusc, please? Allow me.
You queue for no-one.
[ phone rings .]
Good evening.
232.
I need to see Tess.
Um I'll just have a look in the diary.
Are you a regular? No.
Yes.
Daniel.
Just make some time.
I'll pay.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Tess is fully booked.
Perhaps you'd like to see one of the other girls.
No.
I don't want one of your other girls.
Well, I can't help you, then.
Can you just help me out, please? Hmm.
Why don't I check if I can squeeze you in tomorrow? Mmm.
She could see you at That would be at full charge.
- I don't wanna be squeezed in.
- Well, it's the best that I can do.
I'll take the booking.
Perfect.
See you then.
I didn't know we were in the business of disappointment.
Mmm.
There's a method to my madness.
JOHN: I'll remember that.
Thanks, Tess.
- Bye.
- Bye.
[ sighs .]
Am I busy now? - You're free to cruise.
- The pool room is busy.
Daniel made a booking for tomorrow.
Don't worry.
- It won't cost you.
- No, it won't.
So don't make it a habit you can't afford.
[ sultry dance music plays .]
- Hey, gorgeous.
- Nik! [ laughs .]
Hey! Love the dress! Oh, thanks.
Isn't it fab? - It broke the bank, but it's worth it.
- [ laughs .]
Hey, look, I've been meaning to call, but things have just been crazy.
So, um what's the deal between you and Gus Atchison, huh? - Um we're friends.
- [ laughs .]
- Honey, he's so not your friend.
- [ laughs .]
Where did you two hook up? - Come on, you sneaky bitch.
- What? [ laughs .]
Look, he is A-list incredible.
He could do me anytime.
- [ laughs .]
Slut.
- [ giggles .]
He's not bad.
Sorry I was so bossy earlier on.
You had to impress Nat.
I'm glad I could help.
Look, don't be surprised.
If Daniel thinks you're the hardest-working girl in town.
I may have oversold your popularity to put him off.
[ sighs .]
Somehow I think that's a red rag to a bull.
I tried.
- John was very keen to see you.
- Oh, isn't he a sweetie? He was so nervous.
- Probably because he's cheating.
- He's not married.
- Really? - Mmm.
Divorced.
- 12 months.
- Mm-hm.
I'm going out to have a drink and shake my crazy stuff.
You coming? Oh, I think I'll lock up and snuggle up at home.
What's there to snuggle up with? Alright.
You go on.
I'll give you a ring when I finish balancing the books.
[ Amy laughter .]
Oh, my God! So used to expensive fakes, you can't tell the real deal.
- Ohh.
- Just ignore him.
And you ignore him too.
Well, I apologise to you.
[ kisses .]
- And you.
- [ giggles .]
And you.
[ sighs .]
I like watching you.
I know! You're such a pervert.
You're the real deal.
Hold that thought.
I gotta pee.
[ sniffs .]
[ mellow music plays on stereo .]
Well, come out, come out, wherever you are.
[ laughs .]
Show me your moves.
- No more dancing.
- Come on.
- Enjoy yourself.
- I am enjoying myself.
Oh, come on.
Dance for me.
Please.
Please.
Please, lose the dress! [ laughs .]
Oh, yeah.
[ car horn blares .]
[ wolf whistling .]
[ wolf whistle .]
Tell them to piss off! Don't stop now.
Just keep going.
- [ men laugh and catcall .]
- Isn't it just for you? You love an audience.
Come on.
You've been turning it on all night.
You wanted this.
[ men catcall and cheer .]
MAN: Come on! - Whoa! [ laughs .]
- [ car horns blare .]
[ sobs .]
- [ car horns blare .]
- [ man whistles .]
Oh! [ car horns blare .]
OK, Amy.
Get in.
- Amy! Get in.
- [ whimpers .]
- [ wolf-whistling .]
- Amy, get in.
- Amy, stay - You fuck off! Fuck off! Flower of Narcissus.
I love it.
Hope it was worth it.
Beyond my wildest dreams.
May I? [ tuts .]
Beautiful.
- Bet it was expensive.
- It's just a dress.
Shame.
I'll buy another.
I might buy one in every colour.
You've got the confidence and the attitude to carry it off.
Plenty of chicks have.
I don't know why he picked me.
Vulnerability, maybe.
Some men can spot it a mile off.
No.
That's their fantasy.
It's what makes you special.
So what have we got for the pool boy? So much for a day off.
[ funky '70s-style music .]
- [ groans .]
Ohh.
- Oh! [ dog yaps .]
[ gasps .]
No! [ yaps .]
[ gasps .]
- [ laughs .]
Wow.
- I know.
True story.
Oh.
[ clears throat .]
Er, how about you get us another round of drinks, and we can take it to the room? Sure.
Can't ignore me forever.
Watch me.
One minute we're having fun, then what happened? You started treating me like a sideshow.
I didn't know we were going to have company.
You were pushing me to see how far I'd go to be with you.
I don't need your little tests.
Give me a chance.
You know where to find me.
For you.
No-holds-barred frank feedback, that's my job.
[sighs.]
You can fake it in fat times, but things have changed.
I told them.
If they want to blow their budget with old formulas, that's their b their business.
It's my job to connect the dots.
What these morons don't realise is they'll lose market share.
Have I told you that I've been working on my designs again? I mean, you always like them.
Maybe I should launch my own wallpaper.
- 'Wallflower', by Tess.
- God, you're beautiful.
Oh, if we lose the account, screw 'em.
What are you doing here? Let me find you something better.
Name your agency.
With your credentials, you could design the position.
I think this job's a pretty good use of my credentials.
Oh, come on, Tess.
You're wasting your talent.
What do you think I've been doing with you all these years? And you call this an improvement? You're only punishing yourself with this charade.
[ sighs .]
Do you know why I got this job, Daniel? Brains? Good looks? My ability to give to so many men.
What the hell are you talking about? A skill I honed while I was with you.
There were other men while I was with you, Daniel, way too many to count.
No.
You're bullshitting me.
How come I didn't know? Well, I guess it's the same as your wife not knowing about you.
Start taking people for granted, you lose track.
I love you.
I really do.
If you really meant that, I would have heard it before now.
I always thought you knew.
All I know is I don't feel good about the way you make me feel.
But the sex Go screw yourself, Daniel.
Someone left this for you.
[ laughs .]
With any luck, it's knickers.
Maybe I spoke too soon.
You're worth more than that.
Charge me whatever's owing on Daniel's account.
He didn't cough up? I heard the warning.
I'm clearing the books.
The point is it shouldn't cost you.
Well, call it an investment in my future.
Hmm! I think she just turned pro.
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
- Evening.
- Evening.
- Hey, can we talk? - We can.
Let's go.
- I hate the pool guy.
- Oh.
That's a shame.
You've cornered the market.
- I'm a lover, OK? - Oh.
I'm not a pool boy.
He doesn't even clean pools.
So you find it easier to be a lover wearing a suit and holding a glass of wine? - I am not the side-entrance type.
- [ chuckles .]
Side-entrance is what we're all about here, Sean.
[ sighs .]
Look, if it means anything, you've jumped a price-bracket.
Oh, ironic.
Phoney pool guy makes more than an honest gigolo.
Should I confirm these bookings? How is it that these women are so uncomfortable with what gets them off that they have to invent some facade? Not your problem.
Isn't it? - You're asking me? - Mmm.
Why is it so hard for you to be yourself with me? I need to know if the pool guy is on or not.
Sure.
Let's keep pretending, huh? If that's what you want.
Hot date? I thought you'd finished for the night? [ sighs .]
One more.
Gorgeous dress.
Hmm.
If you're young, fresh and perky.
Stop beating yourself up.
You're good for at least another 100,000 k's.
Working here, that could come around sooner than you think.
Hmm.
What happened with Daniel? I let him know that he'd wasted enough of my time and I deserve better.
LAUREN: I've never really asked anyone out on a date before.
From long-time girlfriend to wife to divorcee to here.
That's me.
I was hoping we could get to know each other better.
Maybe we could get together sometime.
Have a drink.
[ sighs .]
Would you like to have dinner with me? [ phone rings .]
John McCoy.
John, it's Lauren.
We met socially - 232.
Lauren.
How could I forget? Look, I was wondering I need a quote.
[ knock on door .]
- I'm impressed.
- Hello, Lauren.
Your card was right.
Fast and friendly service.
That's our motto.
Please, come in.
I feel slightly embarrassed having the boss visit for something so trivial as a quote.
Well, I like to keep my hand in.
Makes me feel part of things.
Oh, I'm glad I haven't put you out.
Would you like scones? I've made some.
Oh, er, well I've had lunch, thanks, so - Do you want me to take a look? - Yeah.
Um my my housemate went to Canada Expensive? Well, it's just the one.
It's, you know, a standard size.
- Is it heavy? - Oh, I dunno.
I haven't lifted it.
Oh, it's heavy enough.
What's inside? Just odds and ends.
Curios.
Fragile? No.
Robust.
Ah.
[ vibrating noise, rattling .]
Well, er [ chuckles .]
- Looks like we've got a live one.
- Just pick it up and drop it.
Oh, I [ vibrating continues .]
Maybe you need to take the batteries out.
- Oh.
- I'll I'll get it.
I'll find it.
Yeah.
OK.
It's not gonna leave the country without a fight.
[ laughs .]
- Oh Um - [ laughs .]
No, no, no, no! Don't just throw it in.
Have you got any more packing tape? - Please, don't repack it.
- I'm gonna teach you to pack a box.
Um just hand me that.
- Your heaviest stuff at the bottom.
- [ laughs .]
[ phone rings .]
- There.
Do you need to? - ANSWERING MACHINE: This is Lauren.
- Leave a message.
- [ machine beeps .]
Oh, no.
[ on phone .]
Lauren, it's Nat.
I've tried to palm Andre off to every other girl but he wants you.
- Excuse me.
- Apparently it's that thing you do.
Personally, I think it would be good to keep your hand in the game.
[ machine beeps .]
It's, uh about a couple of hundred bucks if you send it regular.
Do you wanna take it now or? No, no.
I'll send someone round to pick it up.
- I'd better, er - Thanks for coming.
No worries.
[ sighs .]
[ sniffs .]
[ sobs .]
Captioned by Grantman Brown
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